great u found a bug cheers

they're in the corner making up their own, somehow even worse christmas cracker jokes that barely make sense to anyone but them. in an hour they'll be zonked out on the sofa snoring

merry christmas!🎄

Happy Anniversary

happy holidays! they are at a company party and oh no- #ofmd #gentlebeard

unfortunately i fear guys like this are chill with the lgb but can't fathom the tq+, & ofmd was never simply a gay pirate show it was a queer pirate show. it was abundant with experiences and ways of being that rich CEOs will always feel threatened by and never relate to

never been so relieved to see my trusty friend "author is open to hearing about dead batteries" tagged on a fic let me tell u 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ what a christmas treat

happy december 23rd, pals!! behind today’s door, @citrussyndicate.bsky.social and I cooked up a lil treat for you 🥰 stede meets a gorgeously well-dressed stranger at sexy santa night at the bar and gets some lessons he doesn’t need—along with some he does 🔥 enjoy!! archiveofourown.org/works/76229241

picturing the kind of wacky gift wrapping that stede is gonna find under the tree from his "yeah it's a piece of twine" boyfriend 💞

Say my name As every color illuminates We are shining And we’ll never be afraid again (or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon) #ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt

posted this just over a year ago & aw man i spent this weekend surrounded by friends, bumping into friends in the street, yapping my ass off in a book club i was once nervous to attend. i can't believe this is the life i've built!!!! take that crazy leap it's so worth it (stede bonnet speech bubble)

My little contribution for day 20 of @roximonoxide.bsky.social 's amazing Advint Calindah 🎅🎁🎄 Go check the project out on ourflagmeans.gay/2025/ and happy holidays! #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #advintcalindah #ourflagmeansdeath

long may his tail wag...

happy first birthday to new tricks, they could never make me hate you!!! 🥺 (if you're anything like me and desperately looking for sources of joy and love and radical acceptance and maybe also a big soft sweet gentle hug this time of year, this one's for you 💕) archiveofourown.org/works/555660...

me for the 2nd christmas in a row: maybe next christmas i'll write that panto dame!stede fic

on this sexual sunday i'd like to take a moment for a) stede's insane pain threshold to be playing dress-up in his auxiliary wardrobe with a stab wound in his gut & b) how stubborn he is in the face of pain (getting his ass kicked by zheng). and then i'd like to just picture him over ed's lap and

i'm moving in the new year and can actually put things on my walls now! yipppee! 🌟 ofmd friends please 🔗 ur 🖼️🛍️ below so i can get this place decked out in yaoi

I'll never be over the fact that he loved the show so much, he got the spider tattoos for real 🥹🥹🥹🥹

ed and stede both trying to win gentleman of the evening / being weirdly competitive when it comes to orgasms like: "you first" "oh no please go ahead" "no really i insist" "after you, love" "no after you" "nooo after /you/"

missed a thirsty thursday post, so have fuck boy friday instead

Holiday Card 2025!!! TWO FAVOURITE LOVE BIRDS!! <3 #ofmd

I don't think I've ever put this one up on here! Feb 2024 for #TakeTwoTuesday! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

a hug like this would fix me. probably.

me and @cappyy.bsky.social are putting him in bunny ears..,

(touches the timeline) we needed this

THIS PRINCE CHARMING MOTHERFUCKER

the swoop 🤌🤌🤌

Ed looking up at Stede with his long thick s1 beard dripping wet after eating out Stede's pussy 🙂‍↕️

is there a gentlebeard serendipity (2001) au

i'd actually love that...babe

ed/stede to me

imagine stede like one of those dogs that thinks everyone wants to fuss them & when they don't he gets super confused like hello i'm the cutest fluffiest puppy ever what are we doing with our lives ??? so ed has to give him extra head ruffles when someone walks past & ignores him or he gets antsy

ED + STEDE IN THE PILLION HATS

Feeling down and lonely tonight so I doodled Stede ✌️ #ofmd #stedebonnet #bottomstedebonnet

Kissing...with tongue

🌼

btw stede sitting between his legs and ed crossing his ankles so that his thighs choke stede a little :)

do you have time to talk about one of the sexiest scenes to ever grace television screens

my 2026 ins: - ofmd s3 - infinite time to write fanfic - dom ed - ofmd having a viral resurgence - rhys darby being #1 on a call sheet again - (as stede bonnet) - everyone getting really into dom ed

Sub Stede's Kinkmas / Day 1: Pussy spanking 👀 AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/75520041 @bottomstedeweek.bsky.social #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw #SubStedeKinkmas25

anyway. ANYWAY (through meditative breathing and grounding techniques) ed nodding down at the floor and telling stede to get on his knees. you agree

in a list of endless wonderful historical anachronisms i love the ye olde whitesnake lyrics to make sure the audience knows that ed not only has a dorky sense of humour and a dorky taste in men but he also has the lamest music taste ever

#substedekinkmas25 ring gag 😇

Ok huge day for monsterfuckers and people who vote green actually

it brings me joy that i can watch a doctor who adjacent show in 2025 & see the same old filming locations from 15 years ago. like oh we're in the Welsh Centre for International Affairs again what's it gonna be this time a roman temple, the mona lisa's gallery or an alien interspecies conference room

pov you're in for either the best or absolute lowest of the low truly shockingly dire 40 minutes of television you've ever seen

ofmd au where every ex of ed’s just gifts him shit like this but then he meets stede who gifts him things he *actually* likes

fumblingly getting back into the swing of writing after a hectic few months. hello leather biker daddy edward teach ... 🏍️💭 #wipmonday?

Behold. #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

yall know what a ribbon worm attack looks like? i just think that stede @ ed #OFMD #OFMDfanart