thinking of them <3

ssssso.... anyway! look at my boys! edward teach, a vampire x stede bonnet, a spirit trapped in mirrors/windows/reflections (haha get it cuz ed cant see his refl- cuz cuz- yknow cuz its like-) #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Remember when Ed saw a little cuddly bunny and called it a big bad Wolf so someone would finally understand how Ed felt being called Blackbeard. “It's a very rare thing, to find someone who understands you.” #OFMD

Celebrity Ed, giving a TedTalk on _____ #OFMD

just thought. merstede tickling kink. this is how waves are formed

just found out knismolagnia is fancy word for tickling fetish and i #NEEDTHAT PLEQSPLEASEPLEASE look at this man and tell me he's not ticklish. tell me he wouldn't squeal and cry i Dare you

reminded me of this stupid thing i made forever ago that has been sitting in my files titled "stede bonnet but he has pots as god intended"

so i heard yall liked seing butts

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

we're so back

fanfic where they don't escape the academy mostly involves evil drill sergeants making them do boot camp stuff but i think we are missing opportunities for comedy fic where ed slacks his way through sailing 101 while trying to pass stede notes that say "do you like me? check: ______ yes _______no"

i have a DAY OFF tomorrow like day off day off no work no sewing my halloween costume no meeting any friends. a day purely for writing ed and stede do the nasty GOD BLESS 🙌🏻💫

thinking💭 of him today

man i really want to go to the cinema and see a Good Film. i'm really tired of going to the cinema and not seeing Good Films. someone get something directed by taika waititi on the silver screen for me rn

My loves 🩷

some light reading

#inktoberskeletal #gentlebeard

agere viago x caretaker anton sendpost

What if Anton did German at school but Viago doesn't know and he is talking about his crush on Anton to Deacon in German while Anton is around and Anton gets the idea and Viago is mortified

tbh guys if you ever watch the princess bride and you're like how did she not recognise him he's just wearing a mask. well all i did yesterday was put a brown wig on (i've dyed my hair brown before) and someone i've known for nearly 10 years had no clue i was in the room until i went up to say bye

IM GOING INSANEEEEEE

UNTIL MY WEENS ARE COMPLETELY HALLOWED!!!

if you see a shooting star tonight it is me hurling myself into space over this

oh !!!!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEN

two years in their little home by the sea :')

pussycat ed eating stede's pussy and hacking up hairballs send post

Daily bunny no.3121 begins a new chapter

happy one year to stede bonnet calling ed teach ✨babe✨ (from samba’s twitter)

anyway i'm seeing samia tonight #lovemylife

paywalls kill fandoms xxx

WHAT

mid-morning nap #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

anton anderson is kind of will graham coded if u think about it. in that he goes round collecting puppies to look after and his boyfriend eats people

nsfw 🐾 but puppy stede getting fucked with squeaky toys and they’re soo loud and he’s moaning at the same frequency

Anddd now it's Stede's turn!! #ofmd #OFMDfanart

Is the guy with a hook for a head actually just a suit on a hanger? Stede’s wedding suit, perhaps, hanging on display in his marital wardrobe 🤔 #OFMD

they think they're being subtle about it too 🤷‍♀️ #OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

tactile #ofmdnsfw

my mind has superimposed a bent over stede right there fyi

Ohhh the little fists 🥺 (from sherlockig on Tumblr) #ofmd

let's get really weird about vianton again in 2025 actually

guys i finished hannibal s2 i'm rocking back and forth someone send me a scenepack rn so i can edit them to fair game by samia rn

s2 and i'm going CRAAAZYYYYY OVER "EVEN-STEVEN" WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEEAAAAANNN!!!!!!!

unrelated to the day i've had but: overstimulated autistic stede taking his glasses off so everythings blurry & therefore less overwhelming & he doesn't have to make eye contact. enter kind stranger with a warm cup of tea, maybe a stim toy, some headphones. when stede feels regulated enough +

happy 1 year to my best friend, life and saviour: the chain™

My favorite sign so far #nokings #portland #nokingspdx

so pretty much what if stede got stuck to the mast after his and izzy’s duel and got left there and ed had to save him but the pain was so bad that he age regressed but also he just met ed a week ago but also they’re best friends so… well just read it already!!! archiveofourown.org/works/72709236