My family gave me the plague, so I will be less around while I recover. In the meantime, please have one more bump on my holiday fic while it's still relevant. ❤️

Now for your earholes! #OFMD #OFMDpodfic soundcloud.com/user-3761719...

apropos of nothing, of course, if you like stories about pining while fucking over the course of years with increasingly difficult-to-ignore feelings and tension about coming out:

A very happy #FallFrontFriday to all who celebrate! This story is now complete! I am soooo excited to share this last chapter with you all. It might be one of my favourite things I've ever written... archiveofourown.org/works/743124... #ofmdfic

Cosy Christmas stories 🥰

This time of year always makes me need something fluffy to feed my soul, and this fic is almost entirely made of fluff, with a delicious smutty centre. A fluffy, smutty Bombe Alaska of a fic. #OFMD #OFMDFic #OFMDFanFic

Merry Christmas from this little Ed elf! #ofmdfanart

Trapped with your extended fam and wishing you were somewhere else? Come read the first 3 chapters of Ligs4Ligs for a fun escape. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/75248411

the jamestown ferry chapter 19 (featuring art by @sweetpotato70.bsky.social) just the epilogue to go after this! 🥲 archiveofourown.org/works/687612...

For #wipwednesday here's a little snip from the final chapter of When I think about you... Just a caution that it's a little spoilery (though we all know exactly where it's going anyway, hey?)

I woke up to the most lovely gift! 😍 Everyone look, @ohtangerines.bsky.social brought our beloved Marmalade to life once again 🥹🥹🥹 #ofmd

Evening bump for Ch 3! Thanks to everyone who's already read this one. 💜

So excited to share this #TakeTwoTuesday fic! For my son's 11th bday, I commissioned @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social to create an image from his fanfic! It's so amazing, and my son was in tears with happiness: archiveofourown.org/works/73119126

Holiday #TakeTwoTuesday for A Bowl Full of Marmalade, a Christmas radio play starring @happydaiz.bsky.social as Stede and @babykraken.bsky.social as Ed/Santa! ♥️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️ #ofmdfic #ofmdpodfic on.soundcloud.com/PiVXoxuptNnu...

Pining while fucking is now a canonical ao3 tag! I feel this calls for some kind of celebration. Off to retag some stuff…

One more #TakeTwoTuesday for the stabby boys’ second Christmas together. Would love more folks to read this one! And I hear comments make excellent early birthday presents 😉❤️🤺 #ofmdfic

#TakeTwoTuesday for my two holiday P&R fics!! 🤺 first off, here’s a look at the fencing lads’ first Christmas together ❤️

For #TakeTwoTuesday, here'a story I'm still so proud of 1 year later. Still haunted by regrets about the path that led them to their inn by the sea, Stede suggests that he and Ed roleplay their own 'canon-divergent' first time. E, 7.7k archiveofourown.org/works/61520911 #OfmdFic

For #OFMD #TakeTwoTuesday, it's time for Throwing Shapes in the House of Dance. Zheng & Archie have a wild night out & get to know each other. T-rated, Modern AU, 3.3k. archiveofourown.org/works/58708438 @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social did a brilliant podfic! archiveofourown.org/works/62746501

Never skip Lig day!!

#TakeTwoTuesday for my favorite ongoing story, the one I’m proudest of, Moments of Gold. I’ve had a chapter in the can for a long time. Once I write more in the next bit, it’s coming back #OFMDfanfic I’m teasing the gorgeous art I’ve had forever from @inkirtis.bsky.social - chapter after next

a little #taketwotuesday AND ficversary today! Possibly one of my favorite POVs ever written (sorry Ed, babe, but Marmalade is the Main Character forever) If you read and enjoyed "Fix Me Up" and Marmalade's shenanigans, I hope you enjoy an entire 900 words from her POV! #ofmd #ofmdfic 🔗⬇️

Ch 3 of Ligs4Ligs, in which things heat up, and Ed remembers to charge his phone. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/752484...

#TakeTwoTuesday ficthread, 8. story in the DID AU (chronological order): "handle with care": Five times, Stede takes care of other people's needs, and one time, he allows Edward to take care of him. archiveofourown.org/works/586750... E/fin/26k #ofmd #ofmdfanfic

I love fics without smut and fics with smut! I hope everyone feels free to write what they want! 💖💖💖 Here's a playlist of short SFW podfics: on.soundcloud.com/poNqVeZwfCin...

My little contribution for day 20 of @roximonoxide.bsky.social 's amazing Advint Calindah 🎅🎁🎄 Go check the project out on ourflagmeans.gay/2025/ and happy holidays! #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #advintcalindah #ourflagmeansdeath

Chapter two. Stede Bonnet: Destroyer of Parties has entered the chat. I will do a smut chapter but it will read fine if you end here at the end of this one. Left the M rating for now. #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/760392...

Been fiddling a bit with the Getting Steamy generator. I’ve added about 20 elements across the generator’s four lines, and there are some fun results! Link and steamy examples in the comments 💞

currently working on some smut i can't post yet (😈) so here are a couple of my more hole-centric smut fics 😌 #ofmdholestice #ofmdfic Five star review: archiveofourown.org/works/49807999 Come for a ride: archiveofourown.org/works/59797411

Come (heh) get yer holes! Matryoshka Doll: archiveofourown.org/works/652536... Retirement and Relaxation: archiveofourown.org/works/62982445 Full Course Meal: archiveofourown.org/works/61131181 Rubik’s Cube: archiveofourown.org/works/69022961

Happy #ofmdholestice! Here's my pride and joy: "Heaven is here if you want it." E, 10k archiveofourown.org/works/64961719

I only have one smut to give for my country. There’s no holes, but it’s *very* festive because it’s about a sentient sex plant, and Christmas is all about putting a tree in your living room or something (I’m Jewish) archiveofourown.org/works/66114844

Let's go with Calling Your Name, which is my only fic that just gets right to it. Incubus Ed and human Stede in a surprisingly sweet for a story about voyeurism and public sex. #OFMDfic #OFMDholestice archiveofourown.org/works/65946283

Yesterday i recd my fisting fic, today please enjoy 22min of filth...it's one of my most listened to podfics, ofc 😉 Can't Keep It To Myself by @slagathor420.bsky.social "There’s a rumor going around that Blackbeard has two dicks. That’s it, that’s the fic." archiveofourown.org/works/64891528

for the longest night of the year, please enjoy my Christmas themed garlic soup fic “words will be your light“ 🎄✨

Ooh, delightful news. @kninjaknitter.bsky.social has done a wonderful podfic of this one. If anyone prefers reading with their ears. 💖 #OFMDpodfic on.soundcloud.com/nIVRjp31srhm...

Delightful holiday party shenanigans! 💜

Wrote a fic for Christmas. archiveofourown.org/works/76054906

Have you opened today's present? 😇

My first published fic since January 😲 Ed & Stede have an omegaverse kink and meet to live out their fantasies. It’s ridiculous, but it’s also heavy on the caretaking: Stede treats Ed like the treasure he is. Filthy and sweet 💖 Rated E, 9.5k archiveofourown.org/works/757159...

Ed is stuck at the office, marked as essential staff for the last day before Bonnet Industries closes for the holidays. It's fine. He can do anything. But when a power outage leaves him trapped with Stede, the day takes a definite turn for the weird. #OFMDfic archiveofourown.org/works/75943301

What happens when you put together fake dating, misunderstandings, and the holiday party from hell? Find out in Ch 1 of Mix and Mingle 🥂 Will be 2 chapters or 3 with a rating change (smut will be skippable). Tags and Link ⬇️ Working on this to fight my holiday blues. Hope you enjoy! #OFMDfanfic

Chapter 5 is up! In which Ed takes an indulgent post-"Run me through" bath... archiveofourown.org/works/743124... #OFMDFic

Ed is stuck at the office, marked as essential staff for the last day before Bonnet Industries closes for the holidays. It's fine. He can do anything. But when a power outage leaves him trapped with Stede, the day takes a definite turn for the weird. #OFMDfic archiveofourown.org/works/75943301

i'm so embarrassed to have to post this but things are so tough and tight i really don't know what else to do. if you can spare anything to help me get through the next couple of weeks it'd be so, so appreciated but i know christmas is tough for everyone ko-fi.com/friendlytikek

The funny thing? This has been my family’s entry way decoration for years. There are multiple seasonal outfits. ❤️

LET’S GOOO!! @jjleftshoe.bsky.social and I are THRILLED to bring you In the Crease, an OFMD x Heated Rivalry AU 🏴‍☠️🏒 E rated, lots of pining, no angst. A true WIP, fyi, though we have a start on 6 chapters. Tags and summary below ⬇️⬇️ archiveofourown.org/works/759774...

And you can download it here ( signature free ) and print it at home to decorate your house/ give to love ones ( I also added coloring page just like last year!! ♥️ ) ko-fi.com/rysikart0199...

Holiday Card 2025!!! TWO FAVOURITE LOVE BIRDS!! <3 #ofmd

Let me just say (embarrassingly) that when I'm sick, I really like to reread this fic i wrote which contains: all fluff, a bit of sickfic, cold weather, warm clothes, and cozy sex ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/473168...