It's giving Cuddlefish (written by the brilliant @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social ) vibes! archiveofourown.org/works/669995...

need your filthy smut hosted free of charge and judgement? get at me. 🫶

The absolute greatest on stage Buttons transmogrification i’ve ever seen, perfectly set to Defying Gravity. You MUST see this #OFMD drag show performance (their first!!) by @ship-ahoy.bsky.social, hosted by @twoactsofdrag.bsky.social

Seriously, why the f*ck did they cancel Our Flag Means Death?

got part of my outfit sorted for Obligatory Family Meal Day later this month 🦃👍

This is a fantastic read, Vee has written such interesting worldbuilding!! A fic i think everyone will enjoy (and go see our art 😊)

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Sometimes I clean up🙂✨ Mom helped choose this fabric to represent some culture❤️ Suit tailored by the amazing @shannonshort.costumer Hair: @taosrojass Make up: @blushingartist Arm candy: @ariabruss Cheekbones: God Thank you for the fun premiere Apple & Sony! #Pluribus airs Nov 7!🫶

📜 My BB fic is live 💥 A Shelter for Strays - AU Ed/Stede R: E Ed Teach never planned to fall for a man who runs an animal rescue filled with misfit creatures, but here we are. AO3: tinyurl.com/4hru4zja 🎨 Art : @muddysheep.bsky.social and @sweetteamotion.bsky.social #OFMDFic #OFMD #OFMDBB25

Get ready to undo some buttons because on Friday, November 21st, we’re celebrating the Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Make something new, share something old, and most importantly, think about all your favorites in fall front pants 🥰 1/2

Chapter 8 of The Body Kinetic is here! I'm dropping it at your feet like a cat who fucked off three months ago and then reappeared this morning with a chewed-up lizard just for you. 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/672341...

New divorce boys! Stede heard Lucius's advice to COMMUNICATE and decided to do something utterly insane instead 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/702434...

upon the erstwhile sea, an @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social fic with art by @mermaidinn.bsky.social "Stede had always seen the Door... Upon the lintel, in knife-carved letters, were the words: BE SURE." inspired by the Wayward Children series by Seanan McGuire, rated M

Look ma, I made a convention :) #theweecon

It's #TakeTwoTuesday and I'm sat here thinking about the most excruciating game of Twister every played Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/64147240 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/64277941 Arrrrt: archiveofourown.org/works/65597962 #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic #OFMDpodfic

I made them kiss in a row 🥰

this is actually super important to my big bang coming November 6

Here is that fic that I mentioned yesterday! My husband suggested the premise & I went gonzo writing almost 4K words instantly. I hope you like this fun, sexy, Halloween romp! No beta so be nice!! Stede is injured & Ed brings in a "nurse" to take care of him archiveofourown.org/works/73178876

Want to know what 50s style influenced Stede's S1 look, how @rhysiedarby.bsky.social got arm fluff, and what Blackbeard's leather jacket looks like with both sleeves? All this, and more exclusive content is available to watch with the VOD Interview as a Crew: Christine Wada! tinyurl.com/mw48836w

Happy Halloween from Rizzy🏴‍☠️❤️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD

Also for #FicRecFriday - if you write #OFMDfic (GB w/ an occasional 3rd, or Garlic Soup world for my tastes) and you've been publishing for less than a year, give me a self-rec here of something you'd like more people to see. I want to read it if I haven't yet (or rec if I have).

happy #ofmdkinktober25 day 23, i heard yall like overstimulation :)) archiveofourown.org/works/72659026

Still pinching myself that I get to play with these giants. Can’t wait for you to see what we cooked in 2 weeks. The gratitude is immense, to Vince, Rhea, Karolina, Vesga, Apple, Sony, our incredible producers, writers, directors, cast and crew. Merci infiniment🙏🏾❤️✨ #Pluribus #VinceGilligan #AppleTV

#inktoberornate #gentlebeard

And a sneaky (very rough) peek at some #vianton.

Give Me Your Hand More Gentlebeard for you! For #Kinktober Day 23: Biting — Praise Kink + Bonus: Fisting (Yes it's the 23rd here... I have been keen to post this one 🤭) archiveofourown.org/works/72738496 #ofmdfic

For day 13, 19 & 20 of #OFMDKinktober25 have a Gentlebeard offering! archiveofourown.org/works/72549706 Days 13: monster fucking, 19: oviposition, and 20: tentacles | double penetration | belly bulge

#inktobertrunk #gentlebeard

Help us celebrate Halloween with the most haunted episode of #StarTrek, TOS S2E7 "Catspaw"! Get your scary thoughts and musings in by Friday, October 24th at 1pm EDT to be part of the thrills and chills!

Whoever made this sign please dm me I’d like to send you a little love letter 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸

New WIP I’m working on. 🥰🥰 Getting Stede’s dagger right is probably gonna take another 100 years, but what else do I have going on?

This is SUCH a good fic!! Pining while fucking at its finest

It's been a while since we revisited Wrecked Rhys Darby.

It's nice to see some renewed #FicRecFriday enthusiasm! Today I enjoyed this stunning whump by @petrichorpond.bsky.social please note the tags! archiveofourown.org/works/71303791

6 years ago, ‘JOJO RABBIT’ released in theaters. Taika Waititi won the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay.

#ficRecFriday time? Try this: the crew is unsure if Ed/Stede know they're def in a relationship because they're so affectionate/horny while drunk...but claim to have no memory of it sober. It's funny, charming and all the perfection I expect from @roxyqueen.bsky.social Go read it. It's a delight.

"fell asleep"! And a wee something for tomorrow's #OFMDkinktober too! archiveofourown.org/works/725798... Also for @ofmdwhump.bsky.social 🤗 #IGMDWhoopsWeekend Ed and Stede meet on a charity climb of Mount Kilimanjaro. Things do not go as planned...

I haven't even gotten to meet Samba in person yet, so everyone request him every day! @sambaschutte.bsky.social #RequestOurCrew #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #SambaSchutte

I was inspired by Gypsy Taylor's concept pics of Ed wearing a bridal veil. I made a ridiculously long bridal veil for him as well.

#FicRecFriday In the mood for some action? Romance? Rugby? bringing back @gemagination.bsky.social's Brave Like a Cherry Blossom archiveofourown.org/works/55540261 Ed is a super star coach burnt out, Stede is a newcomer, older, but ready to shine. Rugby will never be the same. #OFMD

☁️ READY TO GET FLUFFY?? ☁️ OFMD Fluffvember is back for 2025, and we’re returning with an entirely new format to spice things up for our 3rd year running! Check out the event schedule! ☕🍂

Maybe, just maybe, if we keep going, if we keep creating and loving and sharing joy, it will buy them another 🙂‍↕️ 🤡

I don't post much about my bad brain, but it comes for everyone. I have this note up on my bulletin board for the days I can't admit that anything I've ever written is good. So what if it isn't? Fuck capitalism. Fuck consumption. This is about joy.

The Finest of Fine Things Probation Era Gentlebeard 💜 For #Kinktober Day 1: Masturbation, Orgasm Control + Bonus Prompt: Free Use! This is a big one compared to the others. I started it last year for the prompts ‘Object Insertion’ and ‘Collar’ 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/72468216

When I searched this to add to my new fic just now I found the related and also canonical tag: Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Cat Collar Stays on During Sex You bet I used it!!

been seeing a lot of people (not in fandom, just in general) hating on mustaches lately and specifically complaining that they’re too ‘70s and i’m just wondering what the fuck is wrong with everyone

Technically it’s not WIPWednesday here for another hour but I am once again bored & trapped in the car so I’m writing divorce boys on my phone Ed gave Stede his new number. Everyone’s being on their best behavior about it (cw: light sexting)

The Finest of Fine Things Probation Era Gentlebeard 💜 For #Kinktober Day 1: Masturbation, Orgasm Control + Bonus Prompt: Free Use! This is a big one compared to the others. I started it last year for the prompts ‘Object Insertion’ and ‘Collar’ 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/72468216

First 10 chapters (3.75hrs) of Please Let Me Hold You are posted if you want to hear my voice screeching in your ear. Currently writing chapter 59 so I have a long way to go 😭. My face is gonna be redder than Rudolph's nose when I record the smut 🤣 #OFMD #OFMDpodfic archive.org/details/plmhy

Calm down Just breathe Love you