This is a really shitty time to have heavy compliance trauma and a strong fawn stress response

How, uh, disappointed will folks be if chapter 2 of My Home is Here Now is just a fuckton of exposition? #OFMDfic

I really need an #ofmd artist (or maybe all the artists!!!) to "Ed and Stede"-ify this 1987 photo of Tommy Lee and Heather Locklear. Please🙏🏻

Spirited Away was the first Miyazaki film I ever saw, and it will always hold a special place in my heart ❤️

I've been putting off getting my passport renewed for a while now. It's partly because I hate having my picture taken, but mostly because 1. I can't afford to travel internationally and 2. even if I could, I'm embarrassed for people to see where I'm from.

Oh- oh no. I think I have a fic idea for whenever the 2026 ofmd big bang comes around (Me to me: girl, you gotta finish the wips you already have before you think up something new!)

There has never been a more perfect word to describe my new year aspirations

My 2026 goal is to actually finish 1. The Way the World Ends, and 2. My Home is Here Now Who wants to be my #OFMDfic accountability buddy?

Fandom synergy! #ofmd #heatedrivalry

I high-key cannot wait until the niblings are old enough for me to bequeath them my first edition Scary Stories trilogy. 🪦 None of that sanitized replacement art from the newer editions for MY niblings. No, they will experience the original creepy-as-fuck artwork.

I switched over to Qobuz. It's a little clunky and I'm still trying to figure bits of it out, but they pay artists fairly, don't use AI, and I've been able to find most of the songs that were on my Spotify playlists

Would really like to work on the next chapter of My Home is Here Now, but the cat insists on sitting on my lap where the computer would normally go and making biscuits with her lil frozen feetsies

Next day bump for my #OFMDfic. Enjoy this image of the Allegheny National Forest I pulled from the internet to help set the scene

My first attempt at a horror fic, inspired by my minor obsession with creepypastas: Investigative journalist Ed Teach goes looking for the truth of what happened to B&B Industries heir Stede Bonnet, and gets more than he bargained for. #ofmd archiveofourown.org/works/748272...

Probably gonna remove Life Begins Again (the Dead Like Me AU) from AO3 and rewrite the three existing chapters to include characters from season 2 #OFMDfic #OFMD

Staring at the Dead Like Me WIP that hasn't updated since 2023, the smau that hasn't updated since 2024, the Day After Tomorrow WIP that hasn't updated since Jan., the two messy WIPs in my drafts, and the Drabble postcards still in the shipping envelope. Fucking writer's block and imposter syndrome

I DEVOURED this fic in a single sitting last night. I was so locked in that I forgot to leave comments. Teadragon writes some of the absolute BEST #OFMD fantasy/magic AUs out there archiveofourown.org/works/739172...

Unchained Melody Stede has to do all the shopping from late October through mid-January because Ed has a Pavlovian response every time he sets foot in a store 😏 #OFMD

My downstairs neighbor is gone for 3 weeks. That means it's time to party like the crew of the Revenge* *curl up under a cozy blanket with a cat on my lap and binge my comfort show again

Re-reading Flight of Faith because I'm missing @bonnypitty.bsky.social's ballet boys tonight. Nom nom nom, such delicious angst! #OFMD archiveofourown.org/works/515959...

Another epic HBOMax captioning fuck-up 💩 I'd be surprised if this hasn't been caught (many times) already, but I don't usually watch the recaps, so I *just* saw it But, they still haven't fixed the other captioning errors #OFMD fans submitted TWO YEARS ago, so...

Looks like it's one of those days where I have to keep telling myself that my existence is resistance, and being kind is an act of rebellion

The penultimate chapter (4!) was just posted. Now's the time to catch up on this delightful podfic before the final chapter drops! (I'm not biased or anything 🤭 #OFMDpodfic #OFMDfic

Next day WIP-snip bump #OFMDfic 🧟

I might be biased, but I think this might be the best thing I've ever written, and imo it's been criminally under-read. Maybe give it a go while AO3 is down? archiveofourown.org/works/628096...

I hear it's #WIPWednesday, so have a lil snippet of my as-yet-untitled creepypasta #OFMDfic

Oh my god, Disney, seriously? Hahahahahahahaha

I wonder if @david-jenkins.bsky.social or @alexjsherman.bsky.social have a re"butt"al for this commenter 😉

And don't forget to add this #OFMDfic gem by @theveriest.bsky.social to your autumnal equinox readings archiveofourown.org/works/41902293

Today, in things I never thought I'd say: Listen to Dr. Robby, *not* the CDC

Bought myself a nice new Quip revolving head toothbrush less than 2 months ago, and it just flat out stopped working last night. The little light comes on, but the motor doesn't start up at all. Why do these things happen when I have zero time to contact customer service?

*points excitedly* LOOK! @happydaiz.bsky.social and @kninjaknitter.bsky.social podficc'd my and @megofmd.bsky.social's #ofmd RBB! 💜💜💜

A great way to support the Young Center's mission of advocating for immigrant children is to purchase one or more of our $18 #OFMD -themed four packs. Here's a thread to browse the beautiful things our incredible fan artists have created for us:

Finally told my mean little brain weasels to shut up and bought a pack of #OFMD #YWMLP drabble cards 💜 www.32auctions.com/organization...

OH I SHOULD HYPE MY OWN #ywmlp PACKS SHOULDN'T I? I have three cards!! 1. The view from the Arch de Triomphe near my paternal grandparents' apartment! 2. A celebratory meal spread my maternal grandmother would make! 3. Beaded Revenge in Space! Find them all: www.32auctions.com/organization...

So, um, if I grabbed a pack of drabble cards from the #ofmd auction, would anyone actually be interested in something I wrote?

Today's fightin' song (These Motherfuckers Are Gonna) Make Me Buy a Gun youtu.be/jcKcxa-mDU4?...

Is there a modified script for those of us in shitty red states with dumbfuck republican senators?

"A Latent Spring" sequel when? #ofmdfic archiveofourown.org/works/548428...

Stede + Ed + creepypasta = new #OFMDfic in the works

MotherFUCKER! 😡 Every single journal article I'm listed as an author on, and even some old conference abstracts

Ponyo-Stede?! Yes please! 😍

Hey, so where's the best place to get a custom t-shirt made? (I don't need a bulk order, just one for little old me.)

Chapter 5 is posted, and @megofmd.bsky.social's and my fic, Through the Looking Glass is now complete! That's a wrap for #OFMDReverseBang 2025🪞 archiveofourown.org/works/679854...

Soooo, the last chapter of Through the Looking Glass is ready to go. Do I post it now or wait until tomorrow?🪞 #OFMDfic

Next day bump for chapter 4 of Through the Looking Glass! #OFMDfic

Chapter 4 of @megofmd.bsky.social and my #OFMDfic Through the Looking Glass is here. Featuring Meg's second piece of RBB art, the companion piece for the art in chapter 2🎨 (Only one chapter left - I'm hoping to have it posted later this week!) archiveofourown.org/works/679854...

Next day bump for chapter 3 of Through the Looking Glass #OFMDfic

Student, *squints at phylogenetic tree*: Why are the birds grouped in with the reptiles? Me: Well, *takes deep breath and goes on tangent about birds being "dinosaurs that lived"*