FYI: YOU CANNOT CHOOSE TO BE ASEXUAL. Thanks for coming to my Sex-Ed TED Talk.

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

My sundews, Medusa and Euryale, are looking particularly photogenic this Earth Day 🌎🌍

Season 2 of The Pitt is a masterclass in "quiet" drama. I would not have had enough life experience to appreciate the story when I was in my 20's. But now, in my 40's? I felt it in my bones.

Help save some queer history! #LGBT #queerhistory www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/save-laven...

I needed this reminder so badly. Because today, while lecturing to two dozen students, I forgot my left from my right. I've also run into a lot (like A LOT) of furniture and door frames.

[sitting in a pool of my own tears after sobbing uncontrollably about 4 humans loving us from the moon] we needed this 🥹

This fandom is insane (/pos). Only we would have 3 (and counting) fics about a goofy chicken drawing #OFMDfic The Great Goofus Doofus Bidding War: archiveofourown.org/works/81638656 All Our Eggs in One Basket: archiveofourown.org/works/81782661 Goofus Doofus: archiveofourown.org/works/81815816

Hey OFMD crew, we can make a tangible difference today by helping out Pirate Nana. This is a gfm Bix set up for them. I just confirmed with them it's still connected to their bank, so we can relieve a bit of pressure if you're able to help www.gofundme.com/f/help-pirat...

Apologies to bidder 771, but I loved her at first sight. #FandomMarket

Ok so until 8pm CST if you donate to any of the 3 charities below, I will add your name as well. $5 or more. Just DM me and I'll give you my email address.

THIS IS AMAZING, YOU ALL ARE AMAZING If you have offers out for donations to our shipping fund, we'd like to ask you to offer the option of donations to @immcouncil.org , @theyoungcenter.bsky.social , or @southernequality.bsky.social instead/in addition!! #fandommarket

Less than 2 hours now #FandomMarket

One more push for my auction item. Get the gorgeousness of the "Cursed Suit" in aurora borealis format. Individual. www.32auctions.com/organization...

Under 4 hours left and I DO NOT understand how this lovely handmade quilt only has ONE BID!!! #FandomMarket www.32auctions.com/organization...

If you have a few extra bucks, consider donating to the #FandomMarket shipping fund. It's 83% funded right now, but that's still quite a way from 100%

POV you’re the leading bidder in the ofmd #fandommarket

*finishes Deadloch season 2* FUCK THAT WAS GOOD! *immediately starts a rewatch*

My flabbers are gasted that this beauty STILL only has one bid #FandomMarket www.32auctions.com/organization...

Great things up for auction that don't have any bids yet (Thread 2) #fandommarket First up, a super cute crocheted kitty hat by Greta. This is one of only two of these "cat ears" hats in the entire auction 1/ www.32auctions.com/organization...

There are still so many great things for auction that don't have any bids yet (Thread 1) #fandommarket First up, a Buy Now listing: this lovely Gentlebeard/The Last of Us print. Look at them! So in love! At the end of the world! 1/ www.32auctions.com/organization...

Did, uh, did we just crash the auction site? #fandommarket

I am legit gobsmacked that the cursed suit aurora photo, the crocheted shawl, and the cable knit headband *still* only have a single bid each #fandommarket

How does this beautiful quilt still only have ONE bid?! #fandommarket www.32auctions.com/organization...

I wanted so badly to write a Winter Olympics #ofmd skimo fic, but it's not gonna happen. I started it 3 different times, but with all the *gestures at fascist hellscape* and my adhd meds being out of stock, I just don't have it in me. Womp womp 😢

This blanket is stunning. I'm genuinely shocked it doesn't have more bids #fandommarket

Of all the things the #OFMD fandom has blessed me with, I never would have thought the phrase, "Do I look like I have Goofy Chicken money?" would be one of them I did, in fact, say this to a real, and very confused, person yesterday. And it is now one of my favorite sayings 💕 #fandommarket

"Mr. Government, leavin' all your people for dead. But if we're out in the streets, then that's a major offense." youtu.be/zIaHqjjgW_Q?...

Omg you guys totally need to check out the ‘items with no bids’ tab for the auction! There’s so much good stuff in there! #fandommarket #ofmd

My flabbers are honestly gasted that this gorgeous aurora print only has one bid #OFMD #FandomMarket www.32auctions.com/organization...

Soot sprite bag charm?!?! *gets ready to rumble*

Quilts being auctioned that I am in love with, but were already out of my price range when I saw them, a thread: 1. This gorgeous oranges number www.32auctions.com/organization...

CHECK BACK IN AN HOUR

How does this gorgeous cowl not have any bids yet? www.32auctions.com/organization...

There is so much good stuff that still have zero bids or only one bid. Like this smol "fuck yeah" eggplant. www.32auctions.com/organization...

Me, settling in to watch Deadloch season 1 for the *unintelligible mumble* time ahead of the season 2 premiere #Deadloch

*taps mic* You know, the US never officially declared war with Vietnam either. That didn't make it any less of a war. Real life doesn't give a fuck about semantics.

There's so much good stuff - and this is just the first batch!!! (I'm gonna be so poor by the end of this fundraiser /pos)

Why, and I cannot stress this enough, the ~fuck~ is this a canon tag, ao3?

Does this extrapolate to other flavors of queer too? Asking for a friend (it's me. I'm the friend)

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

Smoky and the Bandit #OFMD AU where Izzy is the truck driver, Ed is the bandit, Stede is the runaway bride. The Badmintons in the cop role, and maybe Ricky as the abandoned groom. Is this anything? Has someone done this yet?

Bought a new dress to wear to a friend's wedding & the experience brought up a lot of feelings I've been suppressing as an elder millennial; the biggest is seething rage at the monsters who made me hate my body so much. I don't know where to process it all, bc I don't want to trigger anyone else

Also, I'm sorry for not replying to everyone's comments on ao3 for the last several-months-to-a-year. I've read and loved every single one; brains are just the worst sometimes. I am starting to dig through them to respond though ❤️

*stares blankly at chapter 3 of My Home is Here Now* Damn, I need a nap

Tues is my busy day, so I don't usually get to participate in #OFMD #TakeTwoTuesday but someone just left the sweetest comment on Something Wicked This Way Comes "This feels like a love letter to... scientists working for the public good" & I got a lil misty-eyed💕 archiveofourown.org/works/506880...

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

Next day bump for My Home is Here Now chapter 2 🪾🪾🪾 #OFMDfic #ofmd

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Let’s make it viral folks. Thank you @histoftech.bsky.social.