Ok fuck. I'll watch the goddamn hockey show 😆

Umm... one observation today is that my coworkers breast pump has a real quiet sort of beat to it that sounds like the moonlight kiss song. And I'm over here like ooooooh oooooooooh babe....

My boss just asked if I want to work from home tomorrow. The year has just begun and I'm already voting her as employee of the year 😝

Read a Pluribus spoiler involving an animal and I can safely say I won't be watching that show. I was thrown off the very first episode because of the lab animals. I wish I could just work through this but god dammit when they come for animals in movies/tv shows I am out.

It's Monday and I LOVE HIM

If I just stay awake then the night will never end and Monday will never come. 😵‍💫

It really fucking figures id start my period on the mother of all Mondays 🫩 I know it's gonna happen

I can't spend $100 on the cake topper Ed & Stede. Right? That's crazy. Right???

My husband used to work for the studio that put out this game (Pirate 101). This is apparently their Stede Bonnet lol youtube.com/shorts/XQC72...

Some emergency Ed Teach for the TL. Pause your doomscrolling and get lost in those eyes

and now, free

Can you guys believe that this absolutely stunning image is from a silly little romantic/workplace comedy about pirates?

Too many to really rank! But I always love seeing Stede take a stand against Calico Jack after watching him politely step aside every other part of this episode. He bit his tongue when he was the one getting insulted and mocked. He got hurt but didn’t make a fuss. +

The devil

This shot/scene will always make me tear up. It gives me the warm and fuzzies.

I think I'm boring. I think I bore people to death. And I don't know how to fix that. Can that even be fixed once you've reached middle age?

take my hand 🥹🫴 let’s love ofmd for another year together, yeah?

If I could remember literally anything as hard as I remember Apple tech support shit I might be fuckin rich right now. But instead I'm just poor & on the phone with a cranky, impatient family member that erased an old phone before setting up the new one and can't get their verification code 😒

day 542 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

I saw some people saying Rita only got the NYE gig because her husband is rich. 🤔 She's a badass and she could carry that shit by herself. Why doesn't anyone ever ask how Ryan Seacrest is still relevant? I mean....

Happy New Year from a couch in the dark in Austin, TX 🤣

happy new year, crew 💖✨🏴‍☠️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

Happy new year, crew. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Give yourself something to look forward to next year. Something less substantial than a resolution which can carry regret if you can't stick to it. Think of a book you want to read, a genre of music you'd like to learn more about, a curiosity to chase no matter how trivial. Keep your spark lit.

First vs last OFMD art of 2025! Quote with yours! Really had a lot of fun with these. I hope there will be more in 2026!

I’m drinking lavender and chamomile tea trying to summon our dear captain. I need him to read me a story. With the voices!

Fucking hell this winter is stupid. It's been going from 80 degrees to 40 then back to 80 then 30 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 My sinuses can't take it!

Sure, I loved all of Tom Petty's videos. But if I'm honest with myself this is definitely the one that I loved the most 😂

I hate that feeling of everyone moving on to better places while I'm still in the same spot. Coworkers that leave for better jobs, Friends who move away, Even watching people move on from the fandom(s) I'm part of. My older retired neighbors are moving & thats fucking me up too! 

Ooooh look how pretty! 🥰

Will I ever learn to just listen and not run my mouth? 😵‍💫

... that's it, that's the post

Oh god I found an Instagram account that rates sticks people find and I've spent the last 35 mins rating sticks 😬

Why does Izzy call him "Ed WOD" as he's marooning the crew? I've never understood that.

Can someone please explain to me WTAF is happening with stranger things? I feel like I'm missing something. The episodes that are out now... is that not it? Cause I just saw that a new trailer is dropping tomorrow. Is it a movie? I could Google this probably but I don't want to talk to AI.

Why am I getting a wave of creeps randomly RT my posts and sliding into my DMs about it. 🤢

Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch. Flowers in the attic (1987) 😬

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1. I will go for walks to the park that I love super close to. I need sun and exercise. 2. Need a creative project to work on. TBD I think if I can stick to this I will feel productive by the end and not like I wasted 2 weeks of free time. 🤞🏻

Haven’t we been good enough? Can’t we just have them back NOW? I miss them TOO MUCH

"Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains" Lots of people will call Blind Melon a one-hit-wonder & it’s so far from the truth. Shannon Hoon was one of the greatest voices in rock & his songwriting skills 🤌🏻 The Crow Soundtrack just ruled lol

I want to make the most of my week off. Since I barely did anything the first week. But nothing keeps me busy for long. I want to be creative but when I try it doesn't feel right. I can't sit still. My mind is in a thousand places. I go from cleaning to snacking to staring off into space...

day 537 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

Beginning where we started, enjoy this holiday message from #ofmd Production Designer Ra Vincent for the #ourflagmeansdeath fandom.

For your reading pleasure, enjoy these messages of holiday joy to the #ofmd fandom from the #ourflagmeansdeath crew.

I'm really glad a lot of you found a new show to love on. That's it. Carry on! 💜

So my favorite rockstar handed me quite a few drum sticks at concerts over the years. Some of them have set lists attached. I hate that they are sitting in a drawer. I'm trying to think of cool ways to display them. Anyone have any ideas? I think I have about 7!

Sitting up in bed with a heating pad on my back (yup it hurts again) and I heard the sound of like 3 twigs snapping outside my window. 2 of my 3 cats are looking at the window and back at me....

I think that's bats! I was worried they were all dead after they expanded the highway but this is right about where they usually come out! If it's smoke don't anyone tell me lol let me live in my fairytale!