I really need this work week to be over already

omg it's only Tuesday

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Modern AU Buttons

Psst @netflix.com, over here. 👀 *opens trench coat*

Guess it’s time to circulate the petition again www.change.org/p/save-our-f...

I'm trying to get better about not checking my work emails before work so I can keep my peace in the mornings. But now I'm just anxious about what might be waiting for me 🙃

Having so much anxiety about work today. None of it's a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but my brain's decided to treat it like I'm being hunted for sport

What a bountiful feast we're having this #TaikaTuesday Praise be

*me after sitting for 14 hours to have my portrait painted* ew don’t use that one

This agent of chaotic joy just came through with a 10+ minute video, I can't stop smiling

What level of introversion is it when just looking at pictures of someone's active social life drains me?

It is time

Returning to the office tomorrow for the first time in a month and feeling so brave about it 🥲

Finally watching the TCF live Edinburgh shows and dying at them having to sit through the Button's Theory Time sting 🤣

now why did my brain make this about childhood trauma

Remembering #GeorgeHarrison

I know everyone's excited for Rhys returning to cameo but I just ordered myself a much needed pick-me-up video from this guy. I can't wait 😆

Ah Train Dreams was beautiful

oh, the light-skins, dammit

Attempt #3. Proud of my french knots on this one

remembered I have to work tomorrow and literally made a sound of complete disgust

How do you tell family that you don't really want to exchange Christmas gifts anymore?

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

🎉day 500🎉 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

ffs pirate bot, I just woke up

Tired of waking up with skull splitting headaches from clenching my jaw all night 😩

I did it. I made the one phone call I needed to make today 💪 it would be nice to not dread phone calls the way normal people dread colonoscopies

How many days in a row is too many days in a row to eat a baked potato

Only halfway through but really enjoying The Beast In Me on netflix

Returning to work tomorrow after 2 weeks medical leave and just checked my work emails so I'd know what I'm coming back to and 🫩

Bay Area pirates, Mark Mothersbaugh will be at SF Sketchfest in Jan. Sadly no RD this year sfsketchfest.com/2026-lineup/

I have an appointment in 7 hours, which means it might as well be a 7 and half hour appointment since I'll just be sat here nervously anticipating it all day

Attempt #2. It's kinda cute if you don't look too closely 😅

In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.

New reason to live just dropped. March 20th!

Feeling so blah lately 😕 I'm sure it's everything to do with being a week out from major surgery and that knocking the wind out of my sails. But this is some of the worst anhedonia I've felt in a while

Buttons commenting about his love of Xmas in the comments of Taika's ig post of his Christmas ad is like a good vibes turducken

TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.

🤫 can you keep a secret ☺️

5 days post-op and doing sooo much better. But man it'll be nice to sleep and shower and stretch normally again and not have to be so careful with my midsection 😩

LOOK AT MY NEW LITTLE BEST FRIEND. thank you @cannibalxing.bsky.social

Discharged from hospital today but my god am I sore 😩 I trust there will come a time I'll be so grateful for this surgery but we're not there yet lol

"Fuck yeah, brother. Fly"

Done! Thank you for the sweet messages. Recovering well and looking forward to being discharged tomorrow

here, i’ll get it 🥰

saying "it's 5 pm somewhere" in reference to going to bed

Having surgery Monday morning and the anxiety has fully set in 😣 if anyone has any suggestions for distractions or just nice things to share, hit me with 'em