Shout out to the guy standing behind T & R for managing to keep a straight face

So I'm on this new med that has a side effect of really intense dreams. And I just woke myself up by kicking the shelf next to my bed as hard as I could (in my dream it was a guy with a gun) 😅😭

that’s where all the tricks are

I'm doing crafts and ordered some jewelry for myself earlier. WHO AM I? Apparently this is my brain on dopamine

The way i keep running to the window like a dog every time I hear what might be a truck and I have a package coming. It's pathetic actually

Went to the Tureen Store and nobody knew you

Growing up, I wanted to be Jane Goodall. Even at my big age, I still want to be Jane Goodall when I grow up

Stede is the manic pixie dream guy btw 🦄

Getting hit with a post-vax achiness and low barometric pressure achiness combo 😩

OMG reskeeted by Dad, this is a blessed #TaikaTuesday indeed

Your friendly reminder for #TaikaTuesday that this happened on our screens. This image actually appeared on our television sets. Right in front of our salads

Just got double vaxxed 💪

Hot spuds ✨ #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.

you mean just curl up into a ball and die

Say less

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

Working with people who are absolutely clueless about basic IT and who simply refuse to listen and learn is so so painful

They do seem less inclined to murder ye, Captain.

Thinking about taking up embroidery

The difference between the Sunday Scaries before an office day, and the Sunday Scaries before a work-from-home day is DRAMATIC

A huge win for trans people in California: the state legislature passed five bills protecting our rights! Now it's time to call on Governor Gavin Newsom to sign them. Contact him before October 12th: transfamilysos.org/action-neede... #TransRights #TransYouth #TransCalifornia

Nina Oyama just posted this update about Deadloch S2 on IG. Looks like we’ll be getting it next year! 👀

Blackbeard & the moth, but make it like the CJ/Buttons/Olivia sequence 👀

TIL there is a "Chicken", Alaska

Going to the local farmers market this morning. Will I get sensory overload and bail after 20 minutes like I usually do? Stay tuned!

I rubbed my eye and now I'm not sure if my contact fell out or is still stuck in there somewhere 😬

Draw! #montypython #art #watercolours

I hate that I live at a time when telephones exist. I was built for letter writing or telepathy, not this awkward in-between thing where I'm required to speak

he doesn't kiss, no one likes him ☹️

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

VINTAGE LUNCHBOX MEGATHREAD! There is something deeply, nostalgic about the artwork on old lunchboxes. They meet at the crossroads of childhood, food, pop culture, & school/friends. Every day, for as long as I feel like, I'll be adding a new lunchbox to this thread! TMNT-1989 (My first lunchbox!)

The number of earthquakes this week is too damn high

If you could spend 3 days in any city in the US (preferably western half), where would it be?

save me messy bun ed teach save me

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Our Flag Means Death: Queer Joy? Or Feminist/Leftist Obsession with Male Butt Cheeks and the Subtle Sexualization of Men? In this essay, I will...

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

I liked that part in S2E7 of OFMD where Izzy pulls the curtains back on Ed and Stede in bed together, and makes a quip about them subtly sexualizing each other the night before

Not another earthquake 🥲

"Are these the man pixels you.." Yes (#closeenoughtoTaikaTuesday)

Realizing that was more than 5mg

Got a fic for a different sci-fi show coming later today, but I couldn't ignore my beloved X Files, so here's a frame by frame recreation of its iconic opening 👽🏴‍☠️ #OFMDTVAU

Am I going to have to stock up on Tylenol before dingus tries to ban it? I can't keep up with the insanity

Nothing like a 3am earthquake to start your morning off right 🫩

what movie do you consider perfect?

10 minutes later..

Every time I dip my toe back into the bird app for even 5 seconds. When will I learn

Someone tell me not to buy this