It's self-loathing hours

I have to be very social for the next 2 days (conference) and you'd think I was being led to the gallows in the morning the way my anxiety is through the roof 😩

They should invent a travel day that's not stressful

Flying long haul in a middle seat this evening, pray for me

Well god damnit

Mornings are so hard 🫩

After a long break, here something new from the otters from #OtterFlag . I honestly don't know why I didn't come up with that banger of a joke earlier, given Ed's canon love for Lavender soap. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #GentleBeard #GentleOtter

You know shit's bad when your entire TL is telling you to turn off autoplay

I have so much I need to do and I don't wanna do any of it 😩

Deeply envious of everyone going to see FOTC in May

Have a telehealth appt later this morning and hoping I can find the right words to convince my dr we need to change up my meds 🤞

I have the day off but my body knows it's Monday so I'm anxious anyway 😩 so unfair

I contain mountainous volumes of unfathomable existential anxiety & also whimsy

Accidentally bought quick oats instead of old-fashioned rolled 😑

If I had an in-unit washer and dryer, I'd be unstoppable

6:37pm is a reasonable time for bed, yes?

roses are red, Fang's dog's name was Rover

It would be nice to not constantly feel like I'm cosplaying as an adult human

two years ago some loser execs at wbd/hbo max canceled one of the most original, wholesome, hilarious and romantic series in tv history ahead of its final season. the fans aren’t going anywhere, but maybe someone should come to their senses and help finish the story. #LongLiveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

Still here two years later ❤️‍🩹 #LongLiveOFMD

More emergency Ed Teach for the TL. Once again, please pause your doomscrolling and look at them big baby cow eyes

When you meant to BCC but you accidentally CC 😬

Missing December when it was me and my Bonne Maman advent calender against the world

restlessness and exhaustion is a diabolical combination

Some emergency Ed Teach for the TL. Pause your doomscrolling and get lost in those eyes

Did anyone else have to look up their word? 💀 Apparently I'm either going to have an intensely exciting year, or I'm literally going to be electrocuted 🌩

It's 3:22pm and I've already fallen asleep on the sofa once. I don't think I'm making it to midnight y'all

I'm old enough to remember when they were both long

it’s called blackbeard’s bar and grill. and other delicacies. and delights. and fishing equipment.

Sending love to everyone who's in a weird headspace today 🫶

Me and who

I need the baby goat from the pluribus finale and the baby goat from the severance finale to face off at the emmys

how is Pluribus over already, damn

I feel like he's on a secret third list

the number one movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go

Does it feel like time has been passing painfully slowly the past 2 weeks

RIP youtu.be/6EoHnBoJ5iM

woke up with Day-O stuck in my head. what's that about

I really need this work week to be over already

omg it's only Tuesday

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Modern AU Buttons

Psst @netflix.com, over here. 👀 *opens trench coat*

Guess it’s time to circulate the petition again www.change.org/p/save-our-f...

I'm trying to get better about not checking my work emails before work so I can keep my peace in the mornings. But now I'm just anxious about what might be waiting for me 🙃

Having so much anxiety about work today. None of it's a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but my brain's decided to treat it like I'm being hunted for sport