feel like rereading some hockey boys, apropos of nothing 👀🏒 @jfcjoe.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/41993775 #ofmd

Standing there acting like that. As though I won’t literally EAT you.

actual human plushie

Saw this hair and yelled “SHUT THE FUCK UP” at my phone screen like he could hear me. I assume he can. What with the volume.

🥰🥰🥰

economy is so bad this whole “living in my head rent free” needs to be reconsidered. some of these mfs better start paying.

I love ofmd so much you guys

I’M SERIOUS 😠 STAND DOWN NOW

day 562 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY

day 563 of posting a picture of edward teach very day until we save ofmd:

here’s a rough idea #wip

🧣♥️ i would be kind for you ♥️🧣 (it's not a song but i couldn't pass by this poem)

A night in watching Kate McKinnon at Hot Ones sends Ed back in time to his first date with Stede. Apparently, he has a thing for insect-loving blondes. I'm back to writing! Please enjoy my first offer of 2026 archiveofourown.org/works/78067601 #OFMDJanuAUry #OFMDfic #gentlebeard

How about Bangs AND No Beard

only some of my creations from over the last couple years

Omega Stede week is officially happening! We got ya dates, we got ya prompts! #ofmd #OmegaStedeWeek

Got laid off my job today 🫠 But hey! I'm seeing my favorite band (My Chemical Romance) for the first time in my life this Sunday, in a country I've never been to, then I'm seeing them again in February in my country. I have to focus on the bright side or I might lose it 🙃

Stede and Ed.

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. Había franqueado la cordillera del Jura y los truenos parecían retumbar en todos los rincones del cielo. (Frankenstein - Mary W. Shelley in Spanish)

CW: blood Run from me baby 🔪🔪🔪 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

On this day of no AO3, here is the spreadsheet of thousands (as of today 1,976) OFMD podfics in a searchable and sortable format with external links to access the audio files directly. Your favorite story may already be in there!

Not sure where to start? Enjoy our delicious podfuckery voices sampler and see whose voice makes you happiest!! on.soundcloud.com/mELCeTHQExUP...

Time to whip out this bad boy again

mermaid shane #hollanov #heatedrivalry #heatedrivalryfanart #IlyaRozanov #ShaneHollander

someone gentlebeardify this, quick

day 561 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

Do you ever think that he

Ed Teach speech bubble.

all fics now uploaded! link in bio~ NOBODY post any fic for like an hour at least. let me feel accomplished for a min 😭😂 keeping up with y’all is no easy feat lmfao

day 560 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

Gerard is giving 🤭

I’ve just had some wine to please Hathor and it let me to a thought. Were I to print this on actual papyrus to its length of 14 feet (estimated) and then raffle it off for a charity fundraiser, is that a thing people would participate in? I need a show of hands from interested parties…

Yes, it is and it has been popular for years yet you cancelled it! 😤 #ofmd

What’s a killer longfic I haven’t read? Prefer GB pairing for the long ones - maybe there’s something from early days I missed, or something new and delicious? Last 2 longer ones I read were Tarte Tatin and Unknown Number. Angst welcomed. Any spice level🙏🏼

thinking thoughts

He peeping

he

#OFMD art from Chey Girl April 2024:

Loved Heated Rivalry/Game Changer Book Series? Want more Scott and Kip but make it Ed and Stede? Ohhh buddy do I have THE GentleBeard fic for you! Slapshot by @beabonnet.bsky.social is an absolute delight! The smut is also top notch! 20/10 gold stars ⭐️ archiveofourown.org/works/633744...

day 558 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

baby. baby boy

doable you say?

Have you guys ever though about Ed Teach 🤯