And then there’s the Leslie Jones way of keeping Thanksgiving happy🤣 youtube.com/shorts/rr0Bd...

For #WIPWednesday. Efficient. ✨tiny.✨

If you enjoy some OFMD-themed stickers, this mystery bundle is for you! Get $50 worth of pirate stickers (may also contain bookmarks and/or cards) for just $10. YES this works with my current sale and this bundle ships worldwide! Link in 🧵. #OFMD #OFMDmerch #stickermaker #shopsmall #wokeandghey

DELICIOUS

It’s even more lovely in person 🥹 thanks to @tenderashell.bsky.social for such a beautiful raffle prize. I donated to Native Food Alliance - if any of you are looking for a worthy charity, throw a coin their way! Times are so tough; *everyone* deserves to eat. Everyone deserves food security. 💕 🔗⬇️

𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 │𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 "very strong love or worship for someone." #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

here once again to beat the libro dot fm rules drum

THIS is such a fun video made by @piratebrainrot.bsky.social! #OFMD #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard #ofmdfanvid youtu.be/pft-T2F2By8?...

It's Big Bang time again! It's here!!! Got the pleasure (heh) of working with the wonderful @lizzyleo.bsky.social on a couple of VERY NFSW illustrations for her BB fic, alongside @samwtf.bsky.social 🧡 You can zoom in on this one as much as you like in chapter 2 >:3c #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25

It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd

This is the most fun I've had at sea in ages.

mondays suck. here, take this 🤲 (<- ed and stede dry humping and kissing each other's necks) 2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261 #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic

here, have some tealoranges sunshine to start off the week right 🩵🧡 #ofmdbts

give him back to me #OFMD #OFMDfanart

When you live in an old house, you have old house problems. Rotten sill plates, bullshit DIY wiring by the original owner, the whole shebang. Today we paid a team of guys several thousand dollars to install stabilizing rods in one of our basement walls. At one point the concrete was 2ft thick ->

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

thinking about him and how he was already totally, absolutely, irrevocably down bad for Stede Bonnet

I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

We have covered my Kate McKinnon thing but did you all know that few people have ever been more innately and irrevocably attractive as Anne Hathaway in menswear. Thank you Shakespeare for Twelfth Night, the gift that just keeps on giving. Also Audra McDonald is cast here too and she’s EXQUISITE

I’m a distractible little goblin. Even when I’m doing something I love, my brain never fucking chills. Thanks, ADHD. Here are a few tools I love. 🧵

I think we should have a party. Idk how. But it’s been a YEAR and everyone still standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.

We're back! Episode 6 ofYour Time Starts Now begins today. As a thank you for your patience/exercise in cruelty, this is a three-parter/updates over two weeks (Mon, Mon, Thurs). Stede brings in a stopcock, Ed battles a pheasant plucker & Izzy gets gonged. archiveofourown.org/works/706141...

Nihilism is the ultimate entitled white boy mindset because so many of them are incapable of seeing the vast and intricate web of care and support the people around them maintain every day. 'Lone wolf against the cold world' is spiritually identical to thinking the toilet roll replaces itself.

based on @self-induljennt.bsky.social designs!! The snake scene from deeply cool adventure time!!!

Thank you to all the OFMD fanfic writers out there keeping our crew alive and giving us content while we’re in the gravy basket.

"you wear fine things well" #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw [originally posted 03.16.22]

I made this in 2023. Experience of chronic pain while working #art

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!! www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...

Is it too soon to #TakeTwoTuesday our #ofmdbb25? Well.... 🤷‍♀️ Childhood dreamers reconnect as adults, just in time to alter a choice Don't miss out on the art! @gaywatson.bsky.social and @self-induljennt.bsky.social did an absolutely magical job 🥰 🔗⬇️

This gives me the zoomies. Look at his haiiirrrrr. His profile. His all of it!!!!

Up until ~2012 (and the arrival of Interstellar & Gravity) my favorite movie was Contact. Also: The Andromeda Strain was a cornerstone of my library as a teen. At any rate, we watched the first ep of Pluribus tonight. You can probably guess how I took it.

😳 4 😏 relationship

Left a PhD ABD & the FT job I’d been counting on simply evaporated. 5.5mos of job hunting (extended by my characteristic EXTREME misfortune) & 10k mile road trip both ended when I got a job I could have gotten out of high school. Simply needed to eat. Several promotions & a spouse later, no ragerts.

03/02/24

#ofmd She's annoying the hell out of people I'm sure.

02/26/24

i posted the entire devlog of one of my old games, and tbh if there's one thing to remember about making any artistic project, it's this timeloopdepressionstation.tumblr.com/tagged/log/c...

DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do -- MAMDANI: Active perception check. DM: ...that's a natural 20 MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>

Here's the alt text version of how to remove AI settings from Firefox:

One of the coolest things about fanfic is that even if you didn't mean to, every Ed & Stede are changed by the author, the premise. We say "soulmates in every universe" and it reminds me of the Talmudic saying, every person is a universe. Because TOTL E&S are as real to me as Seagkas are

😏 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw #bondage

Leah and her sculpture "Post Dimensional Null Space " (2021)🧡 #nsfwart #pinup #stardew

Stede would absolutely have these over the top little decorations on every single door. Probably themed to each room.

For #FicRecFriday I want to rec You Honk Fine Things Well, written by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social and performed by @happydaiz.bsky.social . It made me laugh so fucking hard! archiveofourown.org/works/56089633

Thinking about them and their friendship. How they probably talk about fashion and weapons and hot blonds. How Jackie probably made Ed blush by asking him something inappropriate about his sex life 😊

The Kraken I was apparently in A Mood last night. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Hello I drew SharkEd in all his glory and I think it's maybe one of the best fic arts I've ever done? 🦈🦈 GO READ THIS STORY ITS SO GOOD