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so: what do we need you to do? two things. 1.call your D/I senators. find contact info here: reps.fyi what do we need you to say? try the call script below. adapt it; make it your own! there are bailout points written in, in case you get nervous. but please *call.* 🧵

Lucius orders this for Stede and tells him it’s because he likes the beach so much

I love hit television show our flag means death

I finished my pinafore dress!!! From Christmas pjs to the star of my next Christmas party!!

Finished a fic the other day *if you even care* (/affectionate), so if you see this and you liked when I did ace4ace fwb before, if you’re like “honestly would love to not have smut in a hook-up fic” (or is that just me), guess what, I’ve got more #TakeTwoTuesday archiveofourown.org/works/683923...

In honor of it being elementary school fall festival season, here’s a #taketwotuesday for You’re the One that I Want, where Stede, hyped up on GBBO, decides to join an elementary school bake sale and goes to war with Mrs Badminton, the PTA mom archiveofourown.org/works/41350716 #ofmdfic

The Blessed Woman!!! Changing my brain chemistry since 1723!

Like if you're obsessed with male butt cheeks, repost if you're into subtle sexualization of men

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I have finally finished the Orgasms Papyrus, inspired by a real ancient Egyptian one! Here's a video; the music track is called "The Pharaoh is Coming" (thought it appropriate). If printed, the papyrus would be 14 feet long. More info to follow. #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

For #OFMDBisexualWeek, I finished my Ed/Stede/Jim fic "Heaven is here if you want it"! Rated E, 9.5k, innkeepers era. 🔗⬇️ Y'all this is the first story I've ever finished in my entire life. Relevant: Years ago I read a story in Juxtapoz about an artist who had been in prison.

For #WIPWednesday I’m sharing the opening scene from a soulmate au requested by my Pride raffle winner, @pogonr.bsky.social! So excited about this one 👀

Hi sewists, it's hard to tell what's a real website these days. Do you have a favorite sewing supply retailer that's online and that I can buy from that isn't Amazon or Walmart or Hobby Lobby?

🚨 Today is the LAST DAY you can leave a public comment for the CDC’s vaccine advisory committee, which meets Sep 18. Reports suggest they may falsely link vaccines to child deaths and restrict vaccines to ages 75 and up. You can submit a written comment here: www.regulations.gov/document/CDC...

Friendly reminder that if you stopped masking you can start again whenever to protect yourself and others! 😷 I highly recommend ordering from Bona Fide Masks: high quality, well priced, fast shipping They’re currently running 25% off with free shipping bonafidemasks.com

Our gas & electricity is going to be shut off, so I’m desperate right now. The last thing I want to do is ask for help when others are also struggling, but this is a pending emergency. I don’t know what else to do at the moment. Any amount or RT is appreciated 🩵 ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...

Black Pete’s origin story: Stede, interviewing Pete: and do you have pirating experience? Pete: tons. I’ve killed like, a hundred guys. Stede: did you ever meet Blackbeard? Pete: *stares at stede* Stede: *smiles like an eager puppy* Pete: meet him? I was his right hand man! Stede: 😍😍😍😍

I always gently touch the waist of my girlfriend’s hot ex when he’s got a knife to my throat. It’s our thing.

Feeling the beginning of getting sick 24 hours before in am supposed to drive to Disneyland and I am starting to totally spiral about not disappointing my friend and trying to guess if I’ll feel up to it. (Obviously I won’t go if I *am* sick and I’ll be masking all day anyway)

If Pete and Lucius don’t own each other, I think it’s Pete’s turn to sleep with everyone.

You guys if you want to weep at the concept of music itself this one is for you!

So many masks at Trader Joe’s today!! I swear it was like 12 people, keep it up, team!!!

Shout out to my favorite joke in all of #OFMD: "Just wait, it might blow over!"

Trader Joe’s has been out of my most vital safe food, chocolate covered peanut butter pretzels, the past two times I’ve gone. So tonight I made my own and they’re pretty good! Can’t stress enough how much I’d rather them make them for me, but it’s nice to know they don’t control supply.

Alma knows her dad is cringe, but when he goes to a live broadcast of their favorite tv game show… things get a little out of hand. Cringe Fail Loser Dad, rated G, 5k For #OFMDAUgust Day 28, Kids’ Show archiveofourown.org/works/69982366

Doug’s having a great time 💖💖💖

Saw this and thought it was helpful to remember how important periods of rest are for creative people. Love!

The podfic of The Cursed Frog Fic by @dimsimkitty.bsky.social & art by @babykraken.bsky.social Ed was cursed and turned into a frog in 1717, and for 300 years he's been on his own. Little does he know that getting captured is going to lead him to his freedom. And love. God, I love this fandom 🐸💖

You guys!!!! You guys!!!!!!!! You have to meet Susan’s frogs!!!! She found the most uncooked chicken breast looking frog in existence for our boy Stede it’s amazing. And also they’re adorable.

Trying to meet my neighbors to build community but what happens when your neighbor says some pretty fucked up things and you’re like “oh okay I can lend you a can opener but we’re never going to be buds.”

One of the best! ❤️

🍉 Gaza Fundraiser 🍉 shares appreciated 🙏

My local LGBT center is doing great work and is in a competition to win $100,000. Please vote for the North County LGBT Center, you can vote multiple times! harrahssocal.com/all-in-4-cha...

I was grumpy and so on a whim I started relistening to Pod Ledom’s recap of ANTM S. 6 and it is so good. If you’re an ANTM person I can’t recommend enough

Inspired by @hideplueshi.bsky.social: I'll run a giveaway in August for a small embroidery commission! To be drawn August 31st @ 5pm BST. To enter, donate $10 to a crew member in need during the month of August & upload a screenshot (details on additional entries at link) tinyurl.com/573zsyux

Every time I see this picture I'm like "oh I forgot about that scene in OFMD S.2, who is he? Who is this man in reality? 😂

You guys ever think about how good the hit show our flag means death is?

This is such a magnificent delight!

Don’t forget that that one of the easiest tools we have for resisting fascism is masking. It is an anti-eugenics action to mask. It keeps us safe and it keeps our disabled comrades safe and within our communities. If you hate what RFK Jr. is up to, mask up.

The thing about trying to a little bit of good in the world is that at the same time, every bit helps and it never feels like enough. If we do what we can with the skills/contacts/hobbies/whatever we have, we can make a difference. I’m so proud of everyone who’s doing SOMETHING right now to fight.

Ya'll, Monday will be better if you read about Ed and Zip the Porcupine Pufferfish by @baby_kraken and @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social an absolute bonkers delight! archiveofourown.org/works/67955006

So I’ve decided to start sewing and picked a project that already has me completely in over my head: patch working together old Christmas pajamas to make into a pinafore dress, hopefully in time for Christmas.

Happy balloon day to me!! Thank you for another year of being the best fandom buds 💖

Crying real tears I love them 🥹

It's SwissCryptid!Stede for folklore day! The Edinburgh FOMO conrinues 🤣 #OFMDAUgust #OFMDfanfic #shortandsweetandfluffy archiveofourown.org/works/68829616

Last night I dreamed that moray eels had little hands they used to shovel food into their mouth. So basically I’m not sure I’m doing so well 🤣

You guys, I just found this list of sustainable craft stores that sell (and take donations of) craft supplies, and it's been making my whole life. swoodsonsays.com/a-creative-r...