Spooky/unsettling audiobook comfort faves I play over & over especially around this time of year: The Haunting of Hill House - Shirley Jackson Dark Matter & Thin Air - Michelle Paver Ghost Wall - Sarah Moss Wylding Hall - Elizabeth Hand The Woman in Black - Susan Hill Rebecca - Daphne du Maurier

Beginning to suspect I'm in the middle of another "Is something supernatural going on? Lmao no, it's mental illness!" book 😒 THIS TWIST IS STALE. STOP IT. JUST TELL ME GHOST STORIES FFS.

There is no joy like finding a surprise old forgotten cola Calippo in the back corner of the freezer behind the half bag of peas 🥹

I am positive Seaglass Stede is getting his booty whooped and he’s so so content

Pinterest offered me this and you know who I'm thinking of.

Them: Pay your overdue gas bill right now or else! Me: I don't even have gas in this hovel Them: Haha nvm 🙃🙃🙃

Seaglass character development 🐙

No reason

Happy Aloof Wife day to all who celebrate.

Finished. I am reborn. Fuck this debilitating agoraphobia, I'm going out tomorrow to look at some trees.

Well-meaning non-crafty friends and family keep asking if I've watched that knitting show and I can't find a polite way to tell them this is a show for people who have never touched yarn in their lives and the rest of us want nothing to do with it 🥴

Ice Age by Hawksley Workman 💖

Not exactly related whinge but fuck I miss when books were allowed to have cool or beautiful or interesting or fun cover designs without marketing slop plastered all over. Put that shit on the back cover where it belongs! Do you see art galleries sticking their placards over Alexa Wilding's face?!

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD. Been meaning to read this (listen to it) for ages and ~4 chapters in it's already my favourite book all year.

I need some more answer cards! Fire away!

Have a little WIP Wsunday bit of a Seaglass thing that I WILL finish at some point if my brain ever returns from its holiday. 🐙🦈

OH I realised I forgot to show off the Wee Con Wee Con watching buddy @melee-islander.bsky.social gave me 🥹🥰💖

Auto captions on zoom just called it "podfecking" and I thought you should all know 🤭🥰

I am so bored of men writing stories about sexy evil witches who drop the disguise mid-sex apparently as an excuse to bang on for several paragraphs about how gross and horrific and unthinkable an old woman's body is. Shut the fuck up, coward. You don't deserve those boobs you're insulting.

I've forgotten this person's name already because my brain is a sieve, but someone please high five them from me because this is great 💖🏴‍☠️

Unexpected Lillian Gish sighting on my Wee Con stream!

Pleeaase keep doing cons and events and things, I'm determined to be well enough to go to something in person one day even if that's in like 2037 😭

The scariest thing about Halloween was the size and shade of my undereye circles 😱

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Eggsy's last great fuckery was dying on Halloween last year. RIP, dickhead 💖

Brother and SIL just told me Rosie will be entering her Big Sister era in April?!

Hopefully this will be the last time I have to ask. I have an interview on Monday, even if the background check for the other thing doesn't happen. I appreciate anything anyone can give or even just a reskeet will help. I also have commissions and can do #OFMD or OC ko-fi.com/tresdem/goal...

Drake break

One easy pumpkin done. Now I've got five to show off with 🎃👻

I love her I love her I love her

Do you like monsterfucking and weird dicks and holes and thinking about what it means to be a person and also fuck? CHECK OUT MY CREATURE FEATURE FICS! archiveofourown.org/works?commit...

Annual family pumpkin party is a two day extravaganza this year because we're all sick and weak 💀😂 Scooping today, carving tomorrow. Any accidental blood is a festive bonus.

I keep trying to read book recs from people who have known me 40 years & they're ALL written like "She pulled her shoulder length dark blonde curly hair into a ponytail and picked up her red leather Kate Spade tote bag before climbing into her turquoise Citroën C3 Origin." In-fucking-tolerable.

signal boost pretty please? nina has her nephrologist appointment tomorrow and i am extra anxious about it 😞 will tell you guys everything about how it goes!

Recipe site froze halfway through loading so instead of instructions to add butter the text ended on "finish it off with a good knob"

A lady of exquisite taste 🥰

I absolutely devoured this and part 2, this week and fully cried at the end. SO good archiveofourown.org/works/713956... by @robertaseaport.bsky.social

It's giving Seaglass!Ed @robertaseaport.bsky.social

Knock at the Cabin is the most cowardly book to film adaptation I've ever seen 🥴 If you're going to change things that much just make up your own damn story and let someone with a backbone film it properly. (See also: World War Z, which deserved so much better.)

Book hangovers are real and ten times worse when you've got the kind of cold that turns you into a high power industrial snot machine 💀 Please send photos of your favourite stuffie. Here's Joe.

HDM/Rose Field spoilers a bit but not really: Been sitting with this finale for hours & still can't form solid thoughts. It's somehow very satisfying & frustratingly unsatisfying at the same time, like a very good middle part of a trilogy with a whole novel still to come except there's not one 😵‍💫

Tapping out for a quick nap because ??? adrenaline crash or something plus I think I've caught a demonic cold from my parents and am starting to feel like crap 💀 but four chapters in and all fears soothed, this is still my favourite story 💖💖💖

also, if you are not reading @robertaseaport.bsky.social two-part masterpiece A Bit of Whimsy/A Bit of Reality RUN RUN RUN. Do not wait. Quit your job mid-day if you must. Goddamn I wish I wrote it (meant as highest of high holy compliments!) Link👇

POWER NAPPED, REFRESHED PAGE, & MICHAEL SHEEN IS FINALLY READY TO READ ME MY STORY. KETTLE ON. SNACKS LINED UP. TAXIDERMY PINE MARTEN NEARBY TO STROKE FOR STRENGTH. BACK IN 22 HOURS & 36 MINUTES (+ whatever sleep break my weakling body needs which I hope will be None but know will be Some) ✨✨✨🌹🌹🌹🐈🐈🐈

Life is just so relentlessly tough for so many of us lately- seeing a lot of people grieving losses, and I wanted to share this website that helped me survive after my dad died. It felt like anytime I was losing my mind they had something to say that I needed to hear ❤️ whatsyourgrief.com/blog/

Throwing a tantrum because today is The Rose Field day but it's not available dead on midnight as I hoped 💀

Retracting my rec: One bowl of granola for lunch and one chai this afternoon and I am SO FARTY I'm floating around the room like an astronaut 💀 Damn you, soy!

#TakeTwoTuesday This ones's got magic paintings, music, sea monsters, cool inventions, stepdad Ed with Dutch braids in his hair, 1717 FLIP, the velvety suit, topless sword fights, my favourite breakup I've ever written, smut, angst, and a happy ending 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/713956...

This was on offer for cheaper than even the supermarket own brand swill so I tried it out because I load cinnamon into everything anyway and omg 😭 I just want to chug it from the carton.

The perils of having a fandom soul but a non-fandom life 💀