They made booping each other's noses a contest. It's a race to get the first nose boop of the day. Ed's lost count. Stede's journal says 12 to 18 in the last month. (Little sketch during D&D tonight.) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I *must* have a sinus infection because my Gatorade tastes like soap, my turkey tastes sour, and I can’t taste the metal of the spoon I tried to eat my yogurt with. Every time I can taste utensils, I have a sinus infection. 😕

🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

✅ Makes me want to take a job as a lumberjack to climb him like a tree

Things we know about Edward Teach after two seasons ✅ always needs a plan then executes the plan then needs another fuckin’ plan ✅ knows it’s September the second ✅ wears fine things well ✅ born on a beach ✅ made his boyfriend blush

The boiler/heat isn’t coming up in my house despite it saying it’s on. Greattttttttttt

I love the loop of enthusiasm when I ramble about how much I love someone’s writing, & the author is just as excited about how much I loved their fic. And getting to be “irl” friends with my local pirate fam. I want to smush them into a group hug because I’m so fond of them all. So funny & kind.

I love the interviews when he lets his voice just relax down into that low timbre. Makes me want to just lay my ear on his chest and listen. Beautiful tone. Headphones suggested for full effect and devastation, mind you.

This right here ⬇️

Steve, you're looking particularly aerodynamic today!

Little bit of S1 Ed because I miss him and his big expressive eyes. #ofmd

You're trying your best, Steve. That's all we ask.

New sleepy Taika courtesy of Rita’s IG

Haven’t slept in over 24hrs now because anxiety, and the brain bees won’t shut the fuck up. I’m so tired.

My anxiety is very bad this morning. I just need several people to tell me it’ll just pass and I’m fine. And I’ll probably delete this later.

Stop doom scrolling and look at ✨THEM✨

Why Ed Teach of course

Also, if you haven’t seen the LoTR tourism commercial for NZ, what have you been doing with your life?

Getting to see how Taika directs, with his monologue over the top.

Based on the shocked responses last night (and during the charity screening) this little gem seems to have been missed in amongst the #BehindOurFlag screaming about bum hearts, bloody bride veil Ed, and mermaid boys swimming off together. Ra Vincent giving us an unseen, fanfic worthy secret :

I’m so glad Will Trent is finally back!! ♥️ #WillTrent

the delicious tension ❤️‍🔥 (ed should've given it a squeeze, as a treat)

Three Advil, two Tylenol, a heating pad, an hour later, and I still feel some of my cramps. I’m over this period bullshit.

*I dream of Jeannie theme music* ✨ #ofmdfanart #ywmlp

We know a pirate captain who’d turn this into a bonding activity.

how about some wedding fluff for #TakeTwoTuesday? 😘 #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfluff 🔗⬇️

For those of you who sell prints of your art (and don’t print them at home yourself), I have some questions: What service/site do you use? Do you usually sell made-to-order in a pre-order way so you can print in bulk for a discount? Or do you order a set amount & sell them individually?

I posted a ton of new art prints on Ko-fi yesterday! ko-fi.com/citrussyndic...

I am gnawing on him

If Ed was a smartass doctor. 😂

Imagine trying to make it look like you were with Taika and Rita on NYE. But you posted the worst AI of them, with Taika looking like his expression says “Help me,” their tattoos are magically erased, and then pairing it with an idiotic caption. 🙄 www.instagram.com/p/DS8xok0kvy...

hey remember this. because i do

*juggalo chanting in Latin* I absolutely cannot with this episode of Florida Man. 💀😂

Stede's heartbeat follows Ed into his happiest dreams. They'll wake up with a chorus of popped joints and stretch groans, but it's their beat. Their harmony. #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

It’s the sash-ringing, the trash-singing, mash-flinging, the flash springing, ringing, the cr-crash-dinging…

😭😭💖 had anyone ever thought that about Stede before Ed came along?

things that ed texts to stede

Fixed it 😌

A tale of two leads

How could we forget this one

This scene rewired my entire brain.

It’s hard to pick just one shot, because OFMD is such a beautiful and emotional show. But I have two that I think would be my favorites. This is the one scene that changed my life

so many great choices but i haven't seen this one yet, where Ed smokes his bubble pipe as he watches over Stede in his sickbed

The aesthetics of this show 😍

I love this one because they’re already each other’s person and having the best time in years, maybe ever💖

It hard to choose, but this is one of my favorites.

thinking about how it was just rhys, taika, & djenks filming while they still had a bit of daylight, w/ taika working the camera & djenks directing. literal pure fucking magic. i'll never ever get over it

Dear strangers: don’t follow me for politics. You’ll just see a lot of porn drawings of gay men. Just sayin.’ My once in a blue moon commentary doesn’t warrant a follow. Unless you like gay sex involving pirates… then, welcome?

i just think ed teach being laid gently down on a soft pile of blankets and being tenderly kissed all over until he gets the giggles about it

It’s only been 2026 for four days