Things I learned today: Don’t leave the package of Lysol wipes next to the toilet, because you may mistake them for the human kind, and regret it about 2 seconds after immediately realizing your mistake. 🔥😩 ᵂʰʸ ᵃᵐ ᴵ ᵃᵈᵐⁱᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ? 😭 ᴬⁿᵈ ⁿᵒ, ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᶠˡᵘˢʰᵉᵈ.

Out of all things to make a comeback, tube tops should have been left behind.

Who is your favorite Muppet?

🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

MIT is my safety school for piracy. First choice is still The Revenge. Top notch faculty. Free marmalade in the cafeteria. Optional surgery/culinary arts double major… there’s really no contest!

Heads up! New Ed and Stede lingerie dropped over at Thistle & Spire! Mermaids!

Stede has a useless gift. He can always tell what socks a person is wearing before they enter his shoe store. That's if they're wearing socks... unlike that one oaf with the weird mustache that tried on every tennis shoe without even using the provided booties! And then left without buying anything!

I love him sooooo fucking much. His laugh is the best.

It’s three days away from April. It should not be fucking 36°F (with a Feels Like of 27°F)!!! This is ridiculous.

I just think we all deserve to see Ed and Stede sharing an innocent kiss in season 3 before Stede boldly introduces a little tongue for the first time leading to Ed being the one humming in pleasant surprise while smiling into the kiss before reciprocating and getting straight nasty with it :)

ed teach like this

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BUGS ON MY FEED. RESPECTFULLY, PLEASE STOP. ᴵ’ᵐ ˡᵉᵍⁱᵗⁱᵐᵃᵗᵉˡʸ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᶜʳʸ ᵃⁿʸ ᵐⁱⁿᵘᵗᵉ ⁿᵒʷ

Goddammit Stede’s probably the best big spoon in the world, just know he gently tugs Ed towards him every night until they’re practically fused to one another and close enough that he can press his nightly kiss just beneath Ed’s ear, knowing it will either make him snooze immediately or get him GOIN

I realized I’m incapable of being chill about literally anything I enjoy. Especially when it comes to a new hobby or combining them, and even more so if I’m making presents for anyone.

If you saw this little medieval Stede would you want him to: • Stick to your fridge? • Wear on your wrist? • Hang from your neck? • Pin to your bag, shirt etc? • Other: make a suggestion ✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻 #ofmd

“Stanley, don’t forget you promised to put together the crib this weekend.”

I love Cary Grant so much.

Watching a Hitchcock marathon on Turner Classic, and it just reiterates how much I didn’t care for Vertigo in comparison to his other films. This is supposed to be known as his best work, and to me, it’s clever, but not his best. 😕

Paging Seaglass Ed, @robertaseaport.bsky.social

The lady at CVS tried telling me the Easter Reese’s Pieces were not buy one, get-one free. I had to bring her the sign. Trust me lady, I believe in karma and bad vibes enough that I wouldn’t try to get something for free. But you’re giving me my damn candy just as it says.

Gentlebeard

This scene means so much to me and I don't think we talk about it enough. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

i was watching 1x9 and the cut from Ed saying to Chauncey, "I'm a life-is-cheap kinda guy" to Stede immediately saying "That's not true"... chef's kiss. Ed might believe he is, but Stede has always seen him for who he really is.

On my way to see pirate fammmmilyyyy 🥳

"all hot and bothered about a guy called ed" oh we know

I want a Cricut machine. 😭

The moth has been killed. And I did so without crying.

This didn’t need to be giffed or anything, did it? 🤔 (If you saw me post a lower quality one a minute ago, no you didn’t)

Don’t even GET me started.

THERE IS A MOTH IN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND I’M READY TO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND. WE CANNOT COHABITATE.

Y’ALL. THE PILOT TAPING. 😭😭😭 Rhys looked… SO GOOD in Regency! 😭😭😭 He was so hot.

Half dead and still the most beautiful person in the world I need to bite him.

Like what you see? 😘 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Thinking about the 'Blackbeard | Edward Teach has a big dick tag' for no reason at all........

What kind of flowers are on the depression robe? Is there a general consensus?

so I know I've been spoiled by the incredible wigs on ofmd, but what even am I looking at here??? That's not even the right texture??? they really gave him a white girl wig with a prom blowout and called it good 💀💀💀💀

Hey OFMD crew, we can make a tangible difference today by helping out Pirate Nana. This is a gfm Bix set up for them. I just confirmed with them it's still connected to their bank, so we can relieve a bit of pressure if you're able to help www.gofundme.com/f/help-pirat...

If we ever get a s3, I need Harvest Moon by Neil Young to be part of the show please, @david-jenkins.bsky.social

@lizzyleo.bsky.social get to see you in person tomorrow yay!

Pirate friends AND French fries tomorrow? Yes please.

Today’s Taika

This is for you. You’re welcome.

Today’s Taika

So young, yet so wise.

doodles while my flight has been delayed for 20 hours and counting 🤪

I will never get over the bravery it took for Ed to kiss Stede in Season 1. The inner dialogue just before that moment must have been insane.