Qrt with an OFMD photo that changed your life— The “Shhhh” sexy face Ed makes in the aux closet bound my my soul to him for all of eternity. He is my precious baby, I will defend him to the ends of the earth. Beautiful Man. Protect at all costs.

Thank you for the help so far. You’re all a light in this dark af timeline that’s 2025. 🤍

Read quoted post for full info. 🩵This is kind of embarrassing to show my current finances… but it is what it is. I also have PayPaI directly & Venm0. #ofmd ko-fi.com/saucierspoon... Thank you in advance for even the smallest of contributions. 💜

People better get their benefits & jobs back soon; I’ve had 3 canceled orders in a week. That’s med money I’m losing out on. I 100% empathize, & have made exceptions for this month. (I normally don’t accept cancellations.) There's only one group of assholes I blame for not having money for meds. 1/2

“Taika Waititi is what you see is what you get. He is free spirited, a thorough gentleman and extremely passionate when it comes to backing stories that are important.” www.bollywoodhungama.com/news/interna...

They are a set. Do not separate.🤓🧐

Yes!! 👏🏽👏🏽🎉

I get blamed for the most random shit around this house. I swear. Then it’s “Well who can rely on you with all your issues.”

🔥 ed teach loves a nice long pipe 💨

and where did you kiss him

uh, the plan, the plan is just to go with the flow, see what happens

“there are some incredible soft porn artists out there”

i’m actually just a very simple man

Imagine not loving these two fucking weirdos

😂

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If I update my pfp will people still talk to me 🥸

I want to share in your nice things this week, loves. Can you tell me something nice, no matter how small?

I feel like a key sign of getting older is looking at a pair a shoes and going “Oh, and they’re orthotic!” 😂

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪

...under the pink of sunset with the carnival lights sparkling all around them, the scent of fried dough pungent in the air, and the sounds of strangers laughing and squealing... @alittlevelma.bsky.social's gorgeous Dart to the Heart! archiveofourown.org/works/646705... #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Really gotta hand it to Gizmo for capturing that 2025 mood so perfectly

edward peach

I love this episode of the hit series Our Flag Means Death

Need more Rhys in your life? If you’ve never seen this, it’s entirely delightful.It’s also fab insight into who our favorite sunshine man is.I rewatched it over the last two nights and it just endeared him to me more. youtu.be/hHa2wwB68x8?... Also, for those who care,he takes his clothes off. A lot

Thank you so much for 100 downloads!!! For this special occasion LG Ed and Stede as Gomez and Morticia

@rosymegglemoth.bsky.social hi please come to Pirate Camp in NY and bring the yarn boys. I want to “camp” with them. And by camp I mean have my own Ed & Stede hang out with them in multiple photos of cuteness.

Update nobody asked for: I didn’t get around to doing The Thing. Not because I didn’t want to… I showered & everything. My body was just physically saying: “You need food and more rest,” so I listened to that instead. Sometimes things are just poorly timed. I wouldn’t have participated as I should.

Sometimes I wonder if Taika looked at himself in full Ed and felt super hot. And then I remember. It's Taika. Of course he did.

Whenever I watch Next Goal Wins, I think of when my dad tried co-coaching our girl’s softball team a few years. And all the Karen moms used to complain he didn’t know what he was doing. Yet professional baseball was his literal life, but he never let them know it. He just wanted the kids to improve

Today I drew exactly TWO strands of Ed’s hair before I closed my iPad again. I’m doing great. Very accomplished. No problems here. /s

Get you a guy who knows how to win those carnival dart games and gets you an octopus named Jeff. Jeff ships them so hard. Workin on an illustration comm for @alittlevelma.bsky.social's Dart to the Heart! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I love their love.

Curse (/j) my therapist for using my “This could be a fan-fic Meet Cute opportunity” feels to convince me to do something tonight. She knows I want to feel like a romantic lead in a cheesy trope. The nerve. She’s good at her job.

I feel like I’ve been sick in bed for like a month. When in reality it’s more like from dinner yesterday to now.

STOP IT. I’m dead. Who made these?!?! They deserve an award.

Adorable cinnamon roll. Take me back to this.

I love this lunatic.

Crawling through glass realizing TW is starting filming on A Very Young Frankenstein 😭

Someone has been stealing Rita’s sunnies again!

[unhinges jaw] Alright. Get in.

🍌🍌🍌

the ed in this fic i'm writing accidentally said "ope" so: midwest transplant ed. he's in the cornfields. he's in the woods. his father died in a hunting accident. he owns more than one item of clothing in "camouflage." yeah, he would not fucking say that, 'cause his mama raised him up right

There's been a lot of distracting and dismaying Real Life happening, but this one can always raise a smile. I know I've posted it too many times, but I don't care. Happy #TaikaTuesday!

In a world full of David Harbours and Lily Allens, be a Taika Waititi and Rita Ora. 🩵 #TaikaTuesday

Knock knock it's #TaikaTuesday

Me, spending all day at the window, asking passing kids if Dick Cheney is still alive