I love them

bite-size RBB WIP w/the amazing @aloc.bsky.social — How is married life, he'd asked. Discomfort was the word he used. And wasn't that his word? What a world of discomfort it was. —

oh widow’s bay you really scratch an itch - so happy you’ll be back

yes I said yes I will yes #bloomsday

Did you know you could unscrew the cap on your patio umbrella to replace the fabric? Did you also know that every spider in the universe, known and unknown, lives inside that cap???!!? Yeah. Me neither

apples. and by association, cinnamon. fucking yuck.

after discovering last year’s best bathing suit fits a little weird, I must now go into the swim archives and determine what else no longer fits. Psychic damage 1000, but also I prob get to buy a pretty new suit the next size up, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

I really miss vacation-me.

Laughin' like children, livin' like lovers, rollin' like thunder under the covers

And while I'm away Dust out the demons inside And it won't be long before you and me run To the place in our hearts where we hide

had a dream last night that I was standing before this (it was a massive painting) in a museum and I was wearing very heavy, large hoop earrings and the title was “Aqua Seafoam Shame”🤷🏻‍♀️

trout fishing along the Battenkill in VT. Heaven.

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

time slips on route 2 m.youtube.com/watch?v=lCAL...

Walking into the disgustingly humid office every day this week

Thank you Mamdani for revisiting a ban on carriage horses in NY. 🐴 m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk-k...

The tiniest WIP from the upcoming RBB! I got so so lucky being paired with @aloc.bsky.social ! Prepare to swoon and swoon HARD over the art. Meanwhile, some Envy the Wind, in which Stede visits Ed at his lighthouse🦢

cracking open a cold one with the boys

I grew up upstate and never saw this famous bluebird until today (I am 52). Pretty cute! He reminds me of a certain handsome fella in his little blue suit…

this potato has legs!

me every time rhys wears the one hat

he can’t kiss anyone, he has a car for a head

Staying upstate and while most of the big dairy farms are now Hannafords and Walmarts, right around the bend there’s a “creamery” and every time I’m here I have serious stede bonnet AU thoughts (some day maybe) actual creamery name covered by this blurry bonnet

say it like a monster truck announcer or don’t say it at all

Bump for the night shift! 4k meta fic on June the 3rd, an Excellent Day (exclamation point)

#ofmd #edwardteach #happypride

my grandmother, who is 100, was telling me how excited she was to get a cobb salad at assisted living today. she has essential tremor, which makes it very hard to eat fussy food like cobb salad. So you know what she used? The goddamn SNAIL FORK🍴

Look, I can’t let a high holy day like June the 3rd go unmarked. <<sorry>> You should read this, it is fun and we could use the fun.

Happy June the Third, an excellent day 🏴‍☠️❤️

Happy 3rd June, crew. May your loot always be bountiful and include some insane foliage 🏴‍☠️ #OFMD

YOU THERE BOY WHAT DAY IS IT

June the 3rd, an excellent day

Was rifling through all my fics for TakeTwoTuesday but then was like YUCK so I’m telling everyone who is here to read @beabonnet.bsky.social Slapshot instead because it is a true, tight, perfect masterpiece. Happy TTT archiveofourown.org/works/633744...

PWYW comms are going to be open again given my situation with my broken foot and work! Any fandom except HP. OC’s welcome. I suck at NSFW but can do gear like pup hoods, harnesses, etc.

Well I certainly don’t enjoy steamed hams

Here I invite you to be a micro-heretic. To bring small shame on your people. Tell me about a highly praised thing in your hometown/area that all locals LOVE except YOU. I’m from the Seattle area. Taco Time is nothing special. Bland. Not horrible but not worth going out of your way. Now you go!

when the creative well is empty, there’s always the mayflower m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ooY...

did anyone ever track down the Stede bedchamber reversible coverlet/blankie?

Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈

Happy Pride! Sending Ed around to remind anyone who isn't out, can't come out, feels overlooked, ambivalent, or not queer enough: We see you, you belong here, we're celebrating you, too 💜

pride&pollinators? hey now

so grouchy I really should not be around other humans

(unrelated) jane hirshfield

the amount of time I spend thinking about the giving up of the body in ofmd- miles from nowhere? high on a rocky ledge? Hands and fingers and noses, teeth and toes - a leg, - mermaids & gulls -

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.

thought it was just you guys stomping your feet about Rhys singing karaoke, but no, that was legit www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...

the fishing lure ed uses to catch merman stede

My couch isn’t fancy enough for Rhys, I’ll be attending from the bed😬

Stede had this built as a younger man, but wife and kids hated it (too fast! I’m getting SPLASHED, I don’t want to spend my day with your flogging headsail sheets) and he puts it up for sale on Marketplace.