This story is SO special to me and now it has a Kninjaknitter podfic! How great is that?!?

stede “kiss my ass I bought a boat I’m going out to sea” bonnet

I just spent my day at a 100th birthday party. Like, what even is time…

idk why I can’t relax🤷🏻‍♀️👁️

🫣🌏🧣

Please, drop your lovey-est, dovey-est fic recs here, I need to FEEL something😬 Any length. Angst ok.

Timber Timbre’s Taylor Kirk dead at 44

here is 8bajillion dollars sir, thank you😍

last night my 130lb newfie got into the pantry and snagged a 1lb box of sugar then paraded it around my JUST CLEANED house spilling sugar everywhere then licked where the sugar was so that the carpets are now whatever comes after sticky and she is not sorry at all

🌏🪳❤️

A bump of serotonin would be fab. A lil slap of dopamine. Perhaps a bathtub of estrogen?

happy earth day. you are her/she is you.

“if you give me the head of a horse/ and the wings of a wildwood dove/ & you said go on and hunt your head/ honey I just might say/ I don’t mind if I do” m.youtube.com/watch?v=sr38...

When I was in college I nannied for an attorney with three kids who was about to have her fourth. I always remember that baby’s birthday bc it was the day of the Oklahoma City bombing (4/19) This year that baby is 31 years old HOLY SHIT I’M ELDERLY that was 8 lifetimes ago

There is a girl in New York City Who calls herself the human trampoline And sometimes when I'm falling, flying Or tumbling in turmoil I say "Whoa, so this is what she means" She means we're bouncing into Graceland

Okay, it's April 19th somewhere, so I bring you my @ofmdrareships.bsky.social fic ALMOST. archiveofourown.org/works/833789...

Happy OFMD rare ships week to all who celebrate😬 Here is my little contribution, for the prompt below A Quick One While He’s Away

anyways i really hope season 3 happens, i like seeing peoples dreams come true 🫶

I’ve got one or two commission slots open if anyone’s interested! My job starts soon, but I’m down to a can of soup, some crackers, milk, and a can of carrots. Just need a last little burst through to hold me over.

Close enough. Welcome back, Our Flag Means Death. #OFMD #natureuhfindsaway

six weeks of only sleeping 2 hours at a time. six weeks of relentless, panic inducing, nauseating hot flashes. my knees hurt. my eyes are all migraine-y. I look like hell. At this rate I will not survive the transition from perimenopause to menopause, gang. I will simply burst into tired flames

If it’s not too much to ask, I would love to have *one single day* that didn’t cost infinity million dollars.

my husband has been sniffling and coughing and clearing his throat and insists it is just pollen but if he gets me sick before Rhys’s show Sunday I will NOT BE FORGIVING!

and zero spoilers but there is one brief image from the Pitt finale where all the women gaze skyward, having spent a long day in the real, right-now america, and holy shit. what an image🎆 #ThePittFinale #ThePitt

the gentleman pirate saved my life

q: when it comes up, do you call them chicken tenders or chicken fingers? assuming of course you are not 7

bsky when you crash you really crash, huh. FORBIDDDDDEN…

got another story accepted for publication today!!!

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

comment of all time:

#WIPWednesday for Ch 6 of In Name Only in which Ed and Stede go to a NYE party and meet someone new. #OFMDfic

it’s not tuesday but I’m feeling in a vincent black lightning mood so throwing it back to this insanity right here

Flight already delayed an hour and a half this is fine 🙃

case in point!! (be safe)

chicago pirates I love how hard you roll. hope you all have a blast at rhys’ show!!!

An american western road movie like Lonesome Dove but no one wants to be there. Stars rhys darby, sharon horgan, colman domingo, gary gulman, Madeline sami, donald glover, nathan foad, robby hoffman and jemaine clement. You know who directs it. The soundtrack is 80’s roller rink.

this morning on “what’s that fucking noise:” the recycling truck and a school bus are facing off on my street meant for a single horse & carriage while a douchebag in a blue jeep towing a boat stops mid-road to have an angry convo with some guy. He keeps repeating “select board,” Dunks in hand🫣

have you ever taken a beta blocker? how did that go? (I have a script for them for getting dental work done without spiking my heart rate but have been afraid to try them)

It occurs to me that we need more Ruthie art! I got to meet her at an animal park last year 🤗

Buck up little campers! Everything sucks. BUT! Ever think about all the fic and art just of the invented animals of ofmd?!?!? Drop your fictional pet names below.

stede telling Izzy his talent is “in the field” and he just blacks out and his body takes over/ immediately after the scene where Ed tells Lucius he has no recollection of the talent show he introduced before shoving him off the ship

and if you care don’t let them know don’t give yourself away

now you can feel all warm and fuzzy and sweet and sappy in your earholes!!!!👇

constantly repairing bullshit around the house (like 3 of you will know who this is🤣)

what on gods purple earth (a particularly targeted ad)

(not a spoiler) but elbridge gerry patient name drop in 2026 on the Pitt? 🧐

repost for the night people!

SO- this will appeal to absolutely no one but me. Ghost signs, veils and new eras: General Storage (modern AU, short)

innkeepers ed and stede solving crimes on the island