well ok

yes, Jenny, I would indeed like to go where they chain up the sun m.youtube.com/watch?v=HNsN...

me spending $9million on various undereye products and masks and drops and little cold rollers when what would actually work for tired puffy eyes is just to stop reading/screens for a week…

there's so many great things to bid on (with more coming soon) and another TWO WEEKS to do so -- people are evaluating their budgets and watching how things go. NONE of this is a judgment of the items being offered! that said, let's keep hyping beautiful things <3 #fandommarket

march-y

submitting my RBB form in true genX style, repeating whatever, it’s fine, I won’t get matched but I don’t care, while also totally being like

I’m not a re-reader normally but when everything is shit-sandwich, a little Proper Hydration goes a long way. Bless @knotwerk.bsky.social for this classic🙏🏼🕯️🙏🏼 Proper Hydration

“There were two Atlantics; one outside the lighthouse, and one inside me. The one inside me had no string of guiding lights.” Jeanette Winterson, from Lighthousekeeping

this calls for a celebratory Hey Sandy second with the cryptid of western mass (Mark Mulcahy)💗💗💗💗 m.youtube.com/watch?v=FIYv...

how is it even possible to wake up more tired than you went to bed?! also its fucking snowing again.

Who’s ready to get some beautiful smells and even better vibes?? Vico and Ruibo have joined in to personalize two candles by the extremely talented @alltomato1717.bsky.social ! #fandommarket

the best of the BEST💗💗💗

unrelated to anything, I’m aRealHumanBartender and I cannot be trusted alone with a bag of these. Someone spray me with the bad kitty water bottle before my palate is all cut up and my stomach hurts!!!

Can't wait to get one of these authentic plank charms because I'm fangirling over innovative pirate captain Stede Bonnet! He's the man! www.32auctions.com/organization... (yes not technically a bid but I love this idea so much)

It is very hard for me to hype my own stuff(for all that I am excellent at hyping other people!), but these are my precious babies that I want to find an extra special home www.32auctions.com/organization...

artists: aside from live figure classes (have taken and currently not in the cards) where can a person find free-use quality images to practice portrait sketching/painting? I have exhausted my personal collection of photos lol and want to paint humans not dogs😬 Big book? Website? Subscription ok-

I was outside in the warm winter sun, in 2 feet of lingering snow, for an hour today and now I have allergies. womp womp🫣

must have been David, 2021

My bougie kids are fascinated by the concept of the early 80s McDonalds birthday parties. I went to one when I was 6 or 7. I remember being insanely jealous. All my birthday parties were at the dining table, shared with my sister who was 2 years and one week younger. We didn’t have MickeyD money!

These two simple little candles (hand poured and labeled by moi) come with SUPER DELUXE BONUSES - notes from Vico Ortiz and Ruibo Qian!!! How fucking cool?? How generous are they?! The other candles appear later in the listings for an easy $15 starting bid. EEEEE!!

THE FUNDRAISER IS OPEN FOR PREVIEWING! Check out the 600 items dropping on the 5th here: www.32auctions.com/organization... And get more info about how to use 32auctions over on our longer-form post on tumblr! www.tumblr.com/ofmdcraftfai... #fandommarket

Technically it takes place in the fall but who doesn’t want to consider roses in the spring? Three Kinds of Roses: gb domestic fluff and hangover: archiveofourown.org/works/60413557

the suggested anniversary gift for 4 years? Flowers. Best I can do, have some hothouse flowers🪻🪻🪻 m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hjz...

Well happy 4 year anniversary to #OurFlagMeansDeath - long may you roam❤️🗡️ www.imdb.com/video/embed/...

*captain voice* you are loved. you will feel like yourself again someday. you WILL live, and that’s an order!!!

this is what we feed the dogs when they get sick. maybe it will fix the “boys” too🫣🤷🏻‍♀️

yeah. I know it feels like you should just be able to write the perfect words first time. if you go slow enough, you should be able to just find each next perfect word. but it's not like that. it's like a bicycle. too slow & you fall. it has to be in motion even awkwardly to get where you're going.

oh god I give up talking to people for the rest of this day. someone def pissed in the collective cornflakes around here

lit journals call for submissions: we want (names nine stories all around 20k words). Submission guidelines? 400-900 words max please. ok sure not a problem

I never really want to go back in time but man I would love to shake hands with younger me’s digestive system. She was a real team player. Unlike this bitch now

a shameless repost for the sexual sunday crowd, or anyone in need of a 3k escape from the world as it is (rated E)

everything is terrible, true. BUT… the tulips are starting despite the deep snow that has to count for something you can never hold back spring m.youtube.com/watch?v=RmuY...

who is so strong that they could watch Hamnet in the theaters? Like. I’m on my sofa and think I need oxygen. My heart is squeezed up in my throat and my throat is pouring out my eyes, how on earth could this be watched in any non-private room😭😭

TW: news/Iran god jesus the real news out of Iran, the little bit getting through is gut-wrenching. We are creating whole gens of new enemies and rightfully so - hitting schools, but only after the children had been dropped off? Fucking despicable does not cover😡😭

wip cleanout, have some s2 missing scene PWP?

Ed writes back. What song lyrics does he use for his letter?

super dumb q: has anyone here been to the Jason Narducy/Michael Shannon REM shows? I have tickets next Friday but getting to the Royale from my house is a whole event and I’m afraid it will make me very sad (Life’s Rich Pageant is SO important to me🥹)

roasted sweet potato: salad savior

to remain sane this winter I have been planning/mentally designing a big ol’ garden and plantings (I can’t afford) for my grandmother’s house upstate. Most of what I want is impossible (DEER) BUT guess what’s going in this spring??

sailors delight

pepperwood!

motherfuckin’ whimsy y’all. WHIMSY!

I have a WIP called The Exit Interviews where OFMD was a reality show that ended short 10 years ago and is gearing up for one more run. It’s told in 2 sets of “exit interviews” - one before the reunion season, one after. Every character thought the show was about them. Nothing goes as planned

This thread is now dedicated to organizing aid for trans refugees If you need help or have help to offer, please @ me Instructions and updates to follow in below 🧵 www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

fucking genocidal

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

Michael Ondaatje (from Distance of a Shout/selected poems)

ENOUGH SNOW!!!!!!

I used to be a person with a working brain, I swear. Perimenopause has turned that into a wet, gray blob of song scraps, big sads and incomplete though bubbles. Jfc when does it END (I typo’d the word END like 4 times, so-)

HELLO FRIENDS! This project would not be possible without folks helping us out with shipping and admin costs—if you want to toss a couple bucks our way to pay for postage and the upgraded auction software (we pay $40 for every 100 listings), you can do that on the OFOF ko-fi :) #fandommarket