so boopable

Service Ontario must employ Daedalus because jfc applying for a long-form birth certificate is a fucking labyrinth

This is your reminder to unclench your jaw, relax your shoulders, set a reminder to take your meds, and drink water. Take care of yourselves 💖

man for sale! man for sale!

New reason to keep going in this hell world just dropped

generic post has breached containment. i hope you all like gay pirates.

Apologies if I'm either A. Cranky and venting my annoyances here or B. Absent from posting at all Work is being really stupid and the busy season is ramping up and I'm just so so so tired and want to leave but I'm scared and anxious and sad and worrying about everything all of the time

🙃

Mmmmmm Mr Whippy

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

coworkers telling me i'm so nice and patient BUT REALLY

Sharing it again bc a few people liked the print I sent for the gift exchange and didn’t seem to see the OG 😆

Eeee!!! Pirate mail from @stedebunnet.bsky.social for the @crewforlife.bsky.social exchange arrived! LOOK!!! Beautiful Ed art, the perfect Stede badge, YUMMY lavender soap, and bonbons 🍬♥️ Thank you! Merci! I love this pirate family so much 😭 #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️💜💜💜

MANNNNN I wanna go snorkeling again 😭😭😭 I WAS MEANT TO BE IN THE SEA AT ALL TIMES

Jemaine Clement stuns in first photo of him as Tamatoa in Disney's live action Moana

My (cool) boss is also an OFMD enjoyed but every time it's brought up in a casual conversation she calls it "THIS Flag Means Death" and I don't bother correcting her except in my head I'm just like

Finished #Deadloch and aaaaah!!!!!

I hope 854, 432, 264, and 404 will cherish their new children!! Thank you for bidding 🥹💜🏴‍☠️ #FandomMarket

YAAAAAY!!!!! Thank you everyone who bid on all that cool stuff!!! #FandomMarket

ONE HOUR REMAINS BUY YOUR BUY IT NOWS NOW: www.32auctions.com/organization... #fandommarket

Last push from me on this one-of-a-kind little guy 🥺🦈 #FandomMarket #IzzyHands #ofmd www.32auctions.com/organization...

Silly Sunshine Man birthday 🌞🎉

Less than 24h left!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #FandomMarket #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization...

Happy 6 years, Animal Crossing New Horizons 💚

DEADLOCHHHH

sad dads club lifetime member 🤘 Hearing my favourite The National song Light Years live was heartachingly magic. I'll never forget it. 🤍

wouldn’t it be super cool if we could make it the mission to get this to 100% by the end of the auction? 78%, come on, [ska voice] pick it up pick it up

Feeling like an absolute psychopath running on 5h of sleep and 3 cups of coffee (so far) at work today. pray I make it through the day 🫠

I have reached "please let this be a sitting concert" age 🤘😔

Unfortunately my brain seems to have been conditioned to think cat in lap + reading book = sleepytime 🫠

Get stunned with your own mini Stun Move whale! #FandomMarket www.32auctions.com/organization...

Stuck between the "this colleague's lack of work ethic is affecting my work" rock and "not my circus not my monkey" hard place

FUN FACT: i think you're all really cool 🫶

the deadloch fanart of all time

I 💜 Labubonnet #FandomMarket www.32auctions.com/organization...

Not now, tummy ache. I have a stupid meeting I need to go to 😭

How does one be so catastrophically terrible at their job but still receive more money than I will ever see in my entire lifetime

Since yesterday was my screenless Sunday, I am posting thoughts about the Oscars today: • Will Arnett YES GO OFF KING • A tie?! • YES TAM DEV! LOVE U LADY!! • hell yes Coogler • Jacob was robbed/F Penn • why are these skits 3h long and speeches get 5 seconds? Rude. • MBJ!!!! • Sinners is BP TO ME 😤

Felt kind of crummy all day (thanks, malfunctioning kidney) but at least I got three loads of laundry done, folded, and put away 💪

I hear the ConSamba baking class was chaotic in both good and bad ways... 🥴

You ever have a long-ass work week and just immediately turn into Stunt Dummy Stede as soon as you get home

It was 19⁰C and sunny on Tuesday. It is -2⁰C and snowing today.

Office radio station is playing Into the Mystic RIGHT AFTER playing Because the Night. Mysterious radio station DJ, I know what you are...

We’ve studied, we’ve worked hard for four years, & now: Get your @david-jenkins.bsky.social OFMD University OFFICIAL DIPLOMAS. Five of these coveted degrees are available: bid or take your chances in the raffle! #fandommarket www.32auctions.com/organization... (art by @gaywatson.bsky.social )

*Jaws theme getting louder and louder* #FandomMarket #ofmd www.32auctions.com/organization...

GRAVY BOWL MENTION ON JEOPARDY TONIGHT 😂

It's only thursday 😩 available as a sticker www.lydiajoypalmer.com #art #stickers #knight #adulting

ANOTHA ONE 😭 every day i face struggles beyond my job description

Starfish! Sea bass. Wild Alaskan salmon. Pufferfish. Spiny fish. Pomatomus saltatrix (which is Latin for bluefish). You got your tigerfish, dogfish, other kinds of jellyfish. Don't wanna get stang by one of them; send you into a tunnel of despair... #fandommarket www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...