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I'm so happy to have been chosen to make this 😌💖

"Should we get up, darling?" "MmmnnoPe." (Chipping away at my comms list with this one for @bzedj.bsky.social!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

So now there are 2 A5 sized embroideries with A Pirate's Guide to Zoology joining A Pirate's Guide to Botany (2/2)

Run.... #OFMD #OFMDfanart

This is the weather where I live. To get to work today, I had to dodge trash and giant tumbleweeds on the freeway, and my hair and glasses are filthy from walking across campus. We don't get snow days here, so I think we should get dust days

SHHHHH NOTHING HAPPENED IT’S FINE

Hi loves 💞 42.9% of Australians experience depression, anxiety or SI at some point in their lives At the end of March I'll be participating in a take on Ed's float tank: The 20 Hours for 20 Talk. I'll be confined to a 2x2m square for 20 consecutive hours. No talking, no tech, no stimulation (1/3)

Hello, Crew! The OFMD Fic Rec Bot is officially up and running! 🤖 🧵 This thread explains how it works. If you'd like to submit a fanfic recommendation, go to this form: forms.gle/b1NgxFj4hG5p...

Today is my birthday 🎈🎉🎂🎁

Smoochy smooch #OFMDnsfw

Some of us are streaming panels from @actofgracecon.bsky.social today starting with a fragrance panel from @metavenhorst.bsky.social and @unfunpleasures.bsky.social — feel free to drop in discord.gg/QvKRUpke

I did a "Ed-as-Clara and Stede as the doll" for the OFMD Advint Calendah but I couldn't help trying out "Stede as Clara and Ed as the dashing Prince". Finally finished!

II of cups Mutual attraction and harmonious connection. Finding your break in the day They are so beautiful, it’s stressing to draw them. #OFMDFanart

Happy Valentines Day! 💘 Ed and his good boy all patched up after a fight 💘 #ofmdart #edizzy

I'm such a sucker for stories that circle around our guys recognizing how beautiful they are, inside and out. There's so much soft care in Kalan's fic. It makes me melty. 🥰 🧡 I think this is the biggest I've ever drawn Ed's eyes. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

(look, we all knew this was going to happen) Barkley Marathons AU where Stede is the human sacrifice (bib #1, underqualified, expected to drop out early) and Ed is a veteran who's completed the course a couple times before and is here, begrudgingly, for one last hurrah. 1/?

happy valentine’s day 💘💘💘

For Valentine's Day Izzy's husbands (and I) decided to spoil him with breakfast in bed. Many complaints were grumbled before he got back into bed. (Gift for a very lovely human bean) #ofmd #izzyhands

well this is all that time and energy would allow ur cute 💖

Happy Valentines Day! 🩷 (Slightly reworked older sketch) #ofmd

zorro: [upon first meeting her] be careful señorita, there are dangerous men about. elena: well, if you see any, be sure to point them out. - the mask of zorro quick redraw since i forgot it was valentine's day and had nothing to offer 🙂‍↔️💜🏴‍☠️ happy valentine, #OFMD #gentlebearded

Sweet baby Olu says Happy Valentine's Day!! #OFMDart #garlicsoup

Did I mention that I LOVE drawing Stede‘s ✨pretty hair✨ heheh? 🤭 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #OFMDfanart

Y'all, look at the gorgeous art @sonorawent.bsky.social made for me for the #CrewForLife gift exchange! Thank you SO MUCH, Sonora! I absolutely love it 😍🥰🥹

Reposting this for Valentine's Day ❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖

So, because the hits keep coming, Brandon and I are spending our Valentine's Day morning at the emergency vet with Tonks. Something is wrong with her and she is passing straight blood instead of poop. We just got the care quote for $262, which we're paying but can't honestly afford groceries now.

Hey do you want a rare ship sapphic fic to read this Valentimes Day??? Here you go, a smutty Jim/fem!Ed featuring rockstar Ed and tattoo artist Jim and their sexy date and even sexier post-date activities archiveofourown.org/works/54062518 #ofmdfic

happy valentine’s gay pirates kissing 💋

Happy Valentines Day Y'all!! 💝💞💖💘💕💗💓 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Reposting old art for Valentines Day, here's a modern AU #gentlebeard first date to the aquarium 🐧

Happy Valentine's day, my loves 🥰 #rizzy #ofmd #izzyhands #art #roachofmd #ofmdroach

Happy Valentine's Day, friends! I can't even show this art in my country, but I believe that will change with time. Love will win! #OFMD

moaning ‘Ed, oh Ed’ all night long #ofmd #ofmdfanart

And since today's an opportunity for extra the love~ 🤭💛 Exchange gift for @darkdancer72.bsky.social called for very very cozy boys 🥰🥰 #sprizzy #ofmd #art #izzyhands #luciusspriggs

I'm obsessed. I'll just be over here staring at my own art for the next 4-6 business years. (Covered for non-sexual but suggestive art and belly kink 😎) #ofmd

What a gift, happy Friday to all of us!

"Last day to get 15% off my print books!" he shouts into the void.

🌹 Roses are thorny 🏆 Your raid record's middling 🎶 Music makes me horny 🎻 So let's get to fidd-*I am escorted off the premises*

🌹 Roses are plants 🎀 I've put bows in my beard 🩳 Now let's swap our pants 👬 Wanna do something weird?

When you receive your gift make sure to tag this account in your post to show off! I want to see them all! 💝 #GiftOFMD #CrewForLife #ItLooksLikeAThumbButItsAFinger

Finally I can let this fic set sail after three years of keeping it in the drafts. After a long day and a dangerous raid, Stede shares with Ed a story he heard in The Republic of Pirates, and it makes Ed see their own story in a new light. archiveofourown.org/works/79380496 #OFMDfic #OFMDFanfic

my @gbcalendar.bsky.social art for september 💖 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

can i distract everyone with a fic where ed owns a vineyard and stede is the guy who calls with a last minute order that ed thinks is fake. can i do that

Hey friends offering digital art commissions! Remember to send us examples of the kind of work you’re offering so we can show you off in the auction site! Email 2-4 pics to ofmdcraftfair at gmail after you’ve filled out the form, subject line Craft Market Item Photos - [your name] ! #fandommarket

Okay well you know what - next weekend it's time for the fun kind of fucking each other over! Mostly! Who's excited for Disastercule Weekend? What are Ed, Jack, Anne, and Mary up to? Who's in the cuck chair and - wait is something on fire? #OFMDdisastercule @ofmdrareships.bsky.social

💥 New Chapter (3 of 9) 📜 "A Gentleman’s Guide to Piracy" (Rated E) A gentleman boards Ed’s ship to interview Blackbeard for a book, and Ed agrees for the fun of it. Until Stede’s questions start making him rethink what he wants from life. AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/78657681 #OFMDFic #Ofmd

va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rqb0q... #timelapse #lost&found #ofmd i posted too many shitposts with my silly drawings and i can't find anything there -___- reposting this bc i just found it.

last 24 hours. 😅 ok nobody is interested, but i will reblog it here just in case