I’m gonna get emotional on here for a minute 🥺 Today’s my son’s 15th bday. A year ago tomorrow started the longest, scariest month of my life. But he’s alive & thriving (& getting his driving permit on Monday 😵‍💫). Lots of sleepless nights in the hospital, reading fanfic when I could.

💖 download the zine here: ko-fi.com/s/cc908f94f7

Always and forever The Secret of N.I.M.H.

Chapter 4 is up 💜 Ed apologizes to Fang. I’m also adding glossaries to the end of each chapter: archiveofourown.org/works/712903...

Y’all 🥹🥹 I am CRYING! Just checked into AO3 when I saw it was back & there are some really kind comments on my second fic! I can’t believe how generous this fandom is 😭 So encouraging of each another. I can’t think of another crew that I’d feel safe enough to put myself out there like that.

I couldn't stop thinking about this, and so this happened... Ed and Stede repair the teeny tiny Revenge together. And then kiss about it a little bit. Let the world around us just fall apart | Ed/Stede |Teen | 2.8k words archiveofourown.org/works/71253786 #OFMDFic

Hiiiii just a reminder in these AO3-less times that I have an OFMD Halloween prompt generator if you fancy whiling away 30 seconds! perchance.org/ofmdhalloween

that's mister "all love dies I'm just hastening the process" for you

The UPS driver just dropped off a package for my son’s birthday & asked how my day was going. I said, “peachy keen, jellybean” and now I have to pack my bags & leave the country 🫣😂

Thanks for all the lovely writing advice! Ch. 3 is posted! It's not beta read, but hope you enjoy it & that there aren't too many typos in my rush to get it posted before midnight. "See you" on the other side of the great AO3 outage of 2025! Maybe I'll finally have the time to post a reading recap!

Kissing...with tongue

I’ve got an hour and a half left to meet my self-imposed deadline for chapter 3 of my fic & I’m totally stuck on the dialogue. I’m so freaking exhausted but I’ll beat myself up if I don’t post tonight 🥺 What do y’all do when you’re stuck on the banter?

Commission from @smolbus.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️💖

I'm slacking off at work & saw an imdb list of renew/cancels today. Thought I'd share some info. The earliest one I saw was 3/18 & last 9/18: Renewals by Network Netflix: 15 Prime Video: 5 Apple TV+: 5 Paramount+: 3 HBO: 3 Hulu: 2 FX: 2 Peacock: 1 Disney+: 1 NBC: 1 AMC: 1 CW: 1 BET+: 1 ABC: 1 Fox: 1

Hello Jay and Duck, I humbly drop this at both of ur feets. I LOVE THIS STORY AND THIS CONCEPT. MOAR MAKEOUTS. THANK U. #OFMDfanart #SaturdayMorningSketch #OFMDfic

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Edward Teach - S02E04 Promo pic ✨ #ofmd #EdwardTeach

Ch 2 of my "The High Holy Days" is up (just under my self-imposed deadline)! This is a 10-day writing exercise, Ed POV of the holiday season. Not beta read/planned at all, just going by vibes & personal experience but would love any feedback from my beloved crew 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/712903...

if you’d like to read without the paywall: archive.ph/2025.09.24-2... sounds like this could be a really huge, important move in boosting aotearoa’s film industry and prioritizing indigenous storytelling.

friendly reminder that i have pdfs of all my completed works in a google drive folder in case of ao3 outages, etc. the link is in my bio if you need it later, but also:

Every time we read them, we fall in love all over again. Every time we write them, sketch them, make jokes about their little butts, etc. So much love generated, almost infinitely💓💓💓💓💓💓

Ooh, we're doing AO3 down self-recs? Hooray, come read Sexy Lawyer Roommate which is my chonkiest boy at 80K, and will keep you in words for a bit and has a fab podfic from @babykraken.bsky.social. #OFMDfic Words: archiveofourown.org/works/63433801 Sounds: on.soundcloud.com/Khuzv0m6Irb8...

Here we go!! Part 5 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea, aka the fake dating profs ❤️ Buckle in for some rants to come, my friends 😅 On ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/713085...

Before AO3 goes on break, download these gems💜 @oatmilktruther.bsky.social ‘s gorgeously paced and loving & warm (trust me!) Ode to Divorce: archiveofourown.org/works/67023295 Say happy bday to the bright & adorable Best of Three by @mustardwrites.bsky.social: archiveofourown.org/works/59207860

Read this sweet fic this morning 🥰

For #taketwotuesday some Ed hairy butt 🍑 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

For the ao3 maintenance times, you can listen to my podfics on spotify, apple music, or a few other places 💚 littlefingies.podbean.com

save me messy bun ed teach save me

[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 20 hours starting at 07:30 UTC on September 26 while we prepare some improvements to collection browsing.

Just because it's a special occasion and you made it through another Tuesday, here's a reshare of a drawing I made last year of Stede eating... I mean... treating Ed like the treasure he is. CW: nsfw gentlebeard smut with full frontal

A good day to bring back diving Ed, with his bob haircut and a cheeky (ha) kitchen moment? From Ch7 of Parallel Placement- I've grown heaps as an artist since doing this one but I stand by the vibe 😌 #OFMDNSFW #OFMDfanart

Hoping I got in on time for men’s butts day. We’re still on that right?

wrecked 🧡🏴‍☠️🫣 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Here it is, crew: the 1st of a 10-day challenge I’ve given myself. It takes place a day behind the current High Holiday season bc I just thought of it this morning. Hoping to explore Ed’s pov as he tries to work through things. Not happy with the formatting & hoping to add some pics but wanted to

Subtle butt stuff for today's take two Tuesday. Two butts for the price of one from kinktober 2024! CW: Gentlebeard nsfw. Partial nudity and suspect substance on Stede's gorgeous red (partially covered) behind. #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Trying to get into the proper headspace for Rosh Hashanah services this morning. It’s like a concert: vying for tickets, dealing with parking & security, looking for a seat for 20 min, standing for hours, but we get honey cake at the end so that’s something to look forward to 🤷🏻‍♀️

Like if you're obsessed with male butt cheeks, repost if you're into subtle sexualization of men

"subtle"?!? To quote @madderslightly.bsky.social - have you met us? 😂

I needed this today 🤣

new ofmd merch still dropping in 2025

MALE BUTTCHEEK ENJOYERS RISE UP

oh yeah, happy autumnal equinox my northern hemisphere friendos btw😌🍁🍂🎃

I can’t recommend buying a commission from @sailorsruin92.bsky.social enough - an absolute delight to work with from start to finish. Thank you for this gorgeous moment from my fic, Dart to the Heart. You can read about it here, archiveofourown.org/works/646705... #ofmdfic #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

3 nights of concerts, far from home/work/responsibilities/drama, was like a pressure washing for my brain. The world is full of horrors but I feel a bit more equipped to function after spending time with kind folks & music. Hopefully the post-show comedown isn’t too bad so I can bask for a few days

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Very excited to be the featured author for OFMD fic club this month! Next week, 9/24, at 6 pm pacific, we'll be talking about humor, hijinks, my writing in general, and the story below in particular. Would love to see you there! 🥰💜 discord.gg/ofmdficclub

truly fucking beautiful

Reconsidering my mushroom consumption when tacocats are looking into my soul & finding me lacking 🫣🤣

Just got our weekend update on donations: We're at $27,700 already donated, with 61 pledges left! We'd LOVE to have them all in in the next 24hrs, so if you're having trouble let us know! Donate here: act.theyoungcenter.org/a/donate-you... Donations under $3 here: ko-fi.com/ourfamilyour... #ywmlp