Sometimes predictive text sees who you really are as a person

draw ed teach? say no more #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Hey friends, I made cowboy boot-touch stickers on a whim last night! I just ordered them so they’ll take a week or two to ship but yeehaw and all that! 🤠 ko-fi.com/s/758ff1fc69 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #ShopOFMD

*emerging from the blankets fort* ✨ 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎~𝓃𝓎𝒶𝓃 ✨ #OFMDfanart #DrawEdTeach

as promised archiveofourown.org/works/86745121

ofmd's thesis on physical violence is that it's bad if you are doing it for reasons that are not Authentically You but it's fine as long as you're having fun and being yourself

"someone tried to kill me just like you said! but i set him alight, and then i said a cool thing and everyone laughed" is perhaps the most stede bonnet line of all time, imo

canonverse ed and stede coming up with matching sparkledog fursonas

that thing where you homoerotically apply your bro's eye makeup from my upcoming RBB with @ourfag.bsky.social -- time traveling Ed is about to experience gay halloween for the first time 💜🎃🌈

Heyyy it's chapter 7 of the #ofmdpodfic of The Body Kinetic by @followedmystar.bsky.social and @ourfag.bsky.social! Lovely chapter lovely art! 🪶🪾 AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/712603... SC: on.soundcloud.com/IMhB7Aqdk6Rj... IA: archive.org/details/01-t... work: archiveofourown.org/works/672341...

Things I've learned from OFMD - cringe is fake - always be yourself; you could fake it, but what if you succeed? what then? - everyone gets a shot at healing - it's good that some marriages end - you are allowed to change your life - when in doubt do arts and crafts together

Since we're Ed posting I'm going to drop an Ed-vent here for September! We also have a Halloween "skulls and bone" theme and Top Ed Week coming 1st-7th of December!!

# edposting

Stede: "so I'm recruiting pirates for my new ship. Are you interested in loot?" Frenchie: "yeah, Mate. I love the lute."

celebrating june the 3rd with, that’s right, another whopper

isthere something they put in plum jinro that gives you olive oil aftertaste when uou exhale through your mouth or does soju just do that <3

while i recover from surgery i will once again shill for everyone to read a little help with the agony which i posted on anon even thiugh its obvious i wrote it, its really good okay archiveofourown.org/works/695652...

okay yay 🖼️🧵 for my doodles bc i can’t sort things on this app the way i do on tumblr dot com

Fem Ed surf girly #ofmd #ofmdfanart☀️🌊🏄‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️

clown stede getting pied in the crotch ok im sorry ill leave now

im not Totally uninterested in sugar daddy/age gap au itsjust i need the older one to be the sugar baby and/or somehow disadvantaged within the power dynamic and/or submissive in a more purposeful sense. which is more conducive to gentlescribe than gentlebeard but. yk

yeah

Happy WIP Wednesday! Very excited to be pinch hitting for a second RBB prompt with incredible art by @ourfag.bsky.social 💜 A nasty storm sent canon-era Ed traveling forward in time, here's a bit of zero draft where he meets his modern day rescuer for the first time 👀

at one point their chests are pressed firmly together and someone pulls away and it makes a really loud fart noise which derails the sex entirely and then they’re just pissing themselves laughing as they try to deliberately make that noise happen again

i can't believe we're almost through mermay and i hadn't even talked about my sweet sweet babies yet. they are very important to me. so wet and sweet <3 archiveofourown.org/works/553752...

> combination cemetery plot designer and plumber au fic that has tunnels in it for absolutely fucking sure

ed was a fisherman for about 3.5 hours but i bet he talks about it like it was a life changing experience. no one else gets it. he has a thousand yard stare when he talks about it, gets all philosophical. people don't ask him about it the way they don't ask pete if he really was in blackbeard's crew

sugarbaby tfem stede what if

100quotes in <12h look at us! well me im your fag ourfag and a bug landed in my coffee today. i love nalbindiing & weird porn & ed teach (tormenting&spoiling in equal measure) & tossing au ideas around. reclusive + never been great at making conversation but dont ever worry youre bugging me

one of these days bvery soon my med withdrawa will be over and i willl bave responded to every single thing i need to respond to still. unti then however i am. well i am gonna be honest withh you. i am making ed piss himself while tied to a chair

Long time no post. Will try to be a lil more active on here, i know a lot of ofmd heads are here on bluesky. I found a bunch of stede plush! Will be putting them up on my etsy this Friday at 12pm cst!!!

From chapter 2 of the truck stop boys #WipWednesday #OFMDFic archiveofourown.org/works/848034...

dogkin stede feeding ed cornchips by hand bc he himself doesnt like them that much but it gives him therieuphoria when his paws smell like fritos. just posted this one on tumblr. ran over here to post it here too

I made this Ed and Stede kissing 2048 board the other day if you’re into that sort of thing all2048.com/game/6a022b1...

Thanks to @ourfag.bsky.social for allowing me to write some words for this artwork, which has lived rent free in my head for the last 9 months bsky.app/profile/ourf...

what i forgot to clarify about this is that edward is kraken ed from the future and ed is nobeard ed from the past. just so everyone knows

Close up of these guys bc bsky’s resolution isn’t great, I’m so glad people like Ed’s whiskers

happy thursday ed just showered and his bush is so curly and poofy when it dries that it makes a little bulge in his underwear <3

Is fishie #ofmd

let’s call this snippet sunday live from my ed/ed/stede/stede collab that is definitely still happening its just at…. 113k right now because we’be been busy

everyone look at this right now

$600 raised so far!! you guys are heroes!!

diva down

everyone get this excited about her soft cock and balls

transfem ed is real and she can hurt you

#ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #gentlebeard #merstede

the leading cause of ed/mary sex is arcane four-dimensional genderplay. the leading cause of ed/anne sex is jack did something to piss one or both of them off

Happy Sexual Sunday! Thinking of Stede 'never sucked anyone off before Ed' Bonnet becoming obsessed with sucking Ed's dick, like, he tries every day, multiple times a day to get on his knees for Ed.. at first Ed is like aw hell yeah, but then after a while he thinks his dick may actually fall off