Ed blowing a raspberry on Stede's male buttcheeks

You’d think that folks would realize by now that trying to insult OFMD is only gonna give a lot of autistic people a little craft project.

errand

fat ed. ed who is fat. ed with lots of fat on his body. ed fat teach. ed being fat.

WAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA

more of this

hi today we're having feelings about how the hornigold jeff-the-innkeeper bit is an exact beat-for-beat recreation of the namby-pamby scene

“You do spooky things well.” Down bad everywhere, even in the afterlife. 🤍 #OFMDfanart #ofmd

Got a fic for a different sci-fi show coming later today, but I couldn't ignore my beloved X Files, so here's a frame by frame recreation of its iconic opening 👽🏴‍☠️ #OFMDTVAU

ahhhh fresh from the shower it feels so good to be clean all over the capricious colon:

My first attempt at fanart as I try to get into embroidery - I sketched Ed on fabric and then stitched away. 1/2

sleepy garlic soup pile from last year‘s #garlicsoupweek i never posted here #ofmd #ofmdfanart #garlicsoup

falls down wailing

i must not go diving into the early months of my ofmd tumblr lest i become inconsolable with longing for hopeful ages past. but i just know theres killer fic ideas in there that ive forgotten about

uhm I picked up a feral kitten can somebody help

sad boi

Made another feel good Ed for #PaintingPractice I like how it turned out with the colors, the light, and better proportions ( I thinknits the nicest of 5 studies I done yesterday)

ed goes to the clinic for his gross impacted earwax plug and the doctor who gets him happens to be the most perfect guy in the world and ed hates his life but at least he can't get any more embarrassed than he already is and then dr stede sticks the curette in his ear and he starts moaning

fashion star Edward Teach 💥

anyways i cant draw so i just have to say it: ED TEACH taking it up the ass RAW AND HARD he’s moaning like a WHORE it’s filthy and disgusting and HOT AS FUCK

🍆💦🍆Come (or don’t) get your prompts for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!🍆💦🍆 AO3 collection will open on the evening of the 16th! Use any number of prompts from each day (or go totally rogue in your own on-theme way!) to get as weird, cringey, bad, embarrassing, and generally unsuccessful as you like!

#gentlebeard #ofmd tumbl flagged this so.. oh well

modern AU where ed and stede are having the equivalent of their s2e7 breakup but it’s talk like a pirate day and neither of them are willing to un-commit to that bit

This was the first time I've ever tried painting light on dark, because I tried doing it the usual way (shading on top of light colors) and it was looking terrible and I hated it. So I just scrapped Ed's entire face and started over. And I'm so glad I did. Thanks everyone for your lovely comments 🩵

sorry ivan and stede are what

Izzy really did say Ed would be better dead than femme; that daring to have and express human emotions, that wearing soft fabrics and wanting to be called by his actual fucking name, made Ed less than human. Fuck that guy.

IT'S FINISHED! It's wonky & wobbly but I love it. Been washed, needs an iron. I think I'm going to get a round frame

Commission for the awesome @cannibalxing.bsky.social who requested Ed in THAT robe, with his best assets on display. I imagined this as Ed posing for an oil painting he's having made for his and Stede's anniversary. I think Stede will love it! Covered for artistic nudity. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

hey, yo, first thing i've written in over a month. enjoy. #wipwednesday #ofmd #edwardteach

breaking my "never crossposts ever" habit bc i think this is important.

I'm having a commission sale! $25 off any Gentlebeard commission and $20 off any single character piece of Ed or Stede. All works are in my usual full colour style. Discount is applicable on anything booked until the end of September. Ready to start today! Thank you ❤️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

i love hooking eds daddy issues up to his dick but i have to admit ed calling stede "daddy" is like the least compelling part of that to me. i wanna see him get off on being talked down to

maybe later today i will blot out the horrors by doing some such thing as eating salt peanuts while listening to dizzy gillespie salt peanuts ive found i really enjoy that

It's her world, we're just living in it!! 📍🍭 #ofmd

> wake up at dawn to sounds of barfing and screaming oh thats the kind of day we r having today. okey dokey

Very excited to announce that the pre-orders for the 2026 Gentlebeard Calendar will open on October 1! Proceeds will once again be donated to the Rainbow Railroad.

this over the course of 10 minutes and then a very long relaxing car ride with a celebratory slushie. oh ed whats wrong dont you like your slushie? 🥺 no darling i cant pull over we've barely been on the road for an hour! we have a schedule to keep, theyre all gonna be waiting for us at the hotel

I just want to share that it was an amazing experience to commission this #ofmd art from @mossgroves.bsky.social Look at how beautiful this is...

first thing i've finished all year. wild. here is them being silly archiveofourown.org/works/70920716

autumn is almost there so maybe it's time to visual this

Missed out on the postcard fundraiser? You can still support our work and get the smiling catptain!

working on a relativelylongfic and this is one of my favorite crew interactions ive ever written. voices feel very spot on. wip wmonday

ihate the english language does "hour" have one syllable or two

nobeard #ofmd #ofmdfanart

🍉 Gaza Fundraiser 🍉 shares appreciated 🙏

Лето прошло, но не для нас. Стид и Эд веселятся на пляже ❤️‍🔥 Summer moved on, but we didn't. Ed is fighting the waves, and Stede is having the time of his life watching him. Featuring cat tail butt plug 😈 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/70427396 #ofmd #ofmdart #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard