nat king cole will be given something burdened w the most asinine lyrics and then deliver them so sweetly and gently that it wins me over. why am i sitting here enjoying "im the happiest christmas tree ho ho ho hee hee hee"

ACK HAUGCK BLEGH EUGH PTOOEY

(Pssst. If it's past midnight on the 26th in your timezone, check ourflagmeans.gay/2025/ again 👀 @emcolbs.bsky.social and I may have a treat for you)

saw smthng where izzy was yelling at ppl to wear sunscreen and sorry but izzy’s the kind of guy who thinks wearing sunscreen is for pussies

Kissing Ed nose you agree

heehee. a fic for u this christmas eve. happy holidays to everyone who celebrates!!!! i love youuuu!!!! 🎄 🎁 archiveofourown.org/works/76350736

happy one year anniversary to my holiday romcom ft art from @ourfag.bsky.social !!!!!! and happy holidays my friends!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/61610236

1 thing u can count on is i am super not going to acquire a new tv show interest anytime soon bc whenever there is a new thing on a screen the foremost question for me is will this be worth fucking up my eyes & going to bed that night w headache/nausea. & generally. my experienxe has been No

They'll NEVER SEE PAPA AGAIN!!!

this has reminded me that i never finished the show #OurFlagMeansDeath #Gentlebeard

I love love LOVE being part of this community, you have no idea 🥹 I'm still SO new to art but projects like these teach me so much and truly yank me outta my Words-only Comfort Zone! my frame is heavily inspired by the gorgeous bookbinding of rinse and repeat by @bookknobs.bsky.social 🫧

HE THINKS THE KRAKEN IS A MONSTER BUT THE KRAKEN IS A PROTECTOR AND IT'S THERE BECAUSE HE LOVES SO BIG

this is also i realize not even remotely as integral to the character but i love when its a modern au and everythings pretty much modern-day normal except stede still commits manslaughter

let ed kill his dad in modern aus

Stede’s one line requesting that a disembodied finger be “skimmed like a stone or something festive” really encapsulates his entire character, what a bizarre little man, I adore him 🩵

i just thknlk ed woudl look really good bound&mounted on a dungeon wall with his legs spread and his cunt positioned at fucking-around-with level

1 day i would like to go 1 (one (1)) Single Day without hearing the word rape pleeeaaaaeease oneday 24 hours no household rape talk just a day please. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄÄAÄAA. 🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥 ok i am good now

I wasn't planning to post any of this, but I saw a couple of people saying it was quiet on here, and since I can't seem to shut up at the moment, here goes. (Some of the lovely people I met at WeeCon have heard some of this, but it's the first time I've put everything together in one place).

ed's asscheeks all tender & bruised from the many spanks he was awarded for being a good girl. its 6am i have not slept

defense mechanisms #ofmd #ofmdfanart 🐡🥢

hapiy wip wednesday i mean uh. something.

the most insane thing that's ever happened cinematically btw

a creature from the deep #ofmd #ofmdfanart 🌊

I’m gonna answer a few of these and it will probably get long & unwieldy (rip) so I’ll just put it all in replies to this post. Mute as desired 💕 🧵

i thinka daily wear butt plug and a half tab of klonopin every six hours could fix stede

maybe some things are better left unsaid, but if you wanted to test that out, well, yeah I guess I could have said #ofmd #ofmdfanart

turned into any sentence ed says about stede that can complete the thought “stede is” and this is my most recent nugget of pain

This is mine, it's ridiculously small (30x15 stitches, 2x2 on 32ct evenweave) bc I had ideas about making it into a pin or pendant or something?! Gifted to the spectacular stitcher @thesearethekids.bsky.social for helping me out with better quality photos when my phone couldn't handle it 😅

Here's my frame! #206! the brilliant @citrussyndicate.bsky.social drew the outline for me and then i translated it into a chart and knit it!

It is time for my yearly boost of my DIE HARD OFMD FIC in which Jim is John McClane, Oluwande is Holly Gennero, Ed is Al Powell (but none of them are cops)!! Want to read a ridiculous holiday fic full of explosions and mild chrimmus cheer? This one is for you!! archiveofourown.org/works/52597312

🐙💞 #ofmd

got mad about my little pony AUs and accidentally ended up writing textual analysis. u know how it is

I eat handsome pirates with marmalade for brekkie 😋 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

you can sleep while I drive #ofmd #ofmdfanart

It’s truly ridiculous how pretty he is… #OFMD

okay I need someone to write this asap because it would fucking slap

🌼

ed would love helping fluttershy with the bunny census

i think its fun to look at ofmd with the idea that stede is bipolar. building a ship and completely uprooting his life doesnt read as a whim so much as a manic episode. even his time on the revenge - always moving, having & following thru w insane ideas, hallucinating, believing petes stories +

innkeeper #ofmd #ofmdfanart

first ever wip wednesday 🫣 this is way nastier than what i usually post so you have to be nice about it ok

& if i am alreaxy working on my 2026 rbb.

I can’t stop thinking about Stede taking his kids to Monster Jam without really understanding what the deal is with monster trucks and then having a religious experience the first time he watches Sparkle Smash do a backflip 🦄

Nothing to see here, just Archie wiping blood off her face #ofmd

they’re so perfect, look at them again! hand tucked inside shirt = peak romance!

another stede creature cuz they make for good warm-ups and i love them #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Stede will not be participating in the rest of this foul winter season thank you very much.

me at 11pm so proud of myself for goingto bed early and preparing myslf for a refreshed morning the next day vs me awake 4hr later reading abt late 17th century medicine & inventing fucked up relationships for ed to have w his mom

yall know what a ribbon worm attack looks like? i just think that stede @ ed #OFMD #OFMDfanart

i cant 100% promise this is 0% bitterness but seeing those hockey show guys does make me feel like a cat that got spoiled by 1 wet meal and wont touch a perfextly serviceable kibble anymore