Y’all. @pilotpirate.bsky.social sent me the podfic proof of TBK ch6 the other day and uh, holy fuck. I’m SPEECHLESS, you guys are not ready in the best possible way. My jaw was on the floor. Stunned silent. At the beginning of ch6 I was careful to note that the angst kicks up for a few chs.>

can i distract everyone with a fic where ed owns a vineyard and stede is the guy who calls with a last minute order that ed thinks is fake. can i do that

pov you're Ed boarding the Spanish ship in s1ep3

An unpolished #WIPWednesday. I ❤️ brackets.

Submit your items by March 3, and get ready to bid starting March 5! Can't wait to show you all the amazing, beautiful things people have made :)

the girls are FIGHTING this wipwednesday. this is of course my enemies to friends to lovers roommate story ❤️ of which we are 7k into w only glimmers of friendship to be seen

happy take twosday yes i just posted this yesterday idgaf everyone look at him hes mg favorite thing

behold agere little ed’s comfort stuffie, gerby, inspired by @ourfag.bsky.social’s agere ed posting. stede made it and he tried his best

wipwonday. making him wet and pathetic but NOT in a sexy way

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happy sexual sunday on a saturday ed has a hoop in his VCH piercing thats connected to a chain connected to his belly button piercing and its just a weee bit too short

reminder to everyone that if you’re coming to this panel and want to get your question in ahead of time, go here! we havent gotten very many yet so dont hold back!

Tiny-ass #WIPWednesday. Just little revisions. When I don’t have the time to draft anything new, sometimes I can console myself by poking at the existing stuff between tasks. I love these dorks even more than TBK Ed loves fries. And he REALLY loves fries.

happy wip wednesday to sam personally

ed should have cried so hard he threw up in season two. sickos voice???? Perhaps

need to. see/read stede holding ed by the hair and f*cking his f*ce. please. could be a ponytail but i was picture like hair down stede’s fists on either side of his head. yay ❤️ he’s drooling on it. yayyyy ❤️❤️❤️

Smal 🤏

ed hypno. post

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stede trying to eat ed's beard

I might? Make some chainmail stuff??? Idk, would people be interested in anything like this either to bid on or as immediate buy items?

i needed to see it too! him in the whole look, in fact! (gorgeous btw!!)

One last push 😘

ed and steeede ed and stede ed and stede. ed AND stede. edandstede. stede n ed n stede n ed n steeeede. ed! and! stede! ED andstede. edand STEDE. eeeeeeeddie eddie eddie and also stede. ed? and stede. ed aaaaaannnnnnd stede. and ed. and stede, even.

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he’s my rverything forever

its not sexual sunday yet but im thinking about ed sitting on a glass chair naked. uhhhhhh and he’s pussy…….

ed getting hangry at a restaurant bc their food is taking a rlly long time so stede starts making the salt and pepper shakers talk to each other in silly voices. ed trying to stay grumpy but he can’t help snorting and laughing at the shit stede comes up with.

HA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! If I make a second iteration I’ll make some small changes but it’s allll coming together >:)

ofmd fun fact: in every single scene of s1 buttons is standing just off-screen doing this the whole time. jimolu sex scene. roach trying to cut off lucius’s finger. “you wear fine things well.” room people scene. 1.06 bathtub scene. all of it.

this is ed to me

Little reminder ❤️❤️ any donation of at least $3 will get you an entry! ⬇️

Just realized I do in fact have something I can raffle off to help out right now. 🙌 Donate $5 or more to any of the orgs at the 🔗 below and enter to win a 12"x12" print of my Revenge painting. Every $5 gets you one entry. Raffle window closes at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, January 28th. (1/2)

some update bugged i couldnt open this thing for 3 days its finally back. hello

Ed “teaching” Stede how to fight in s1

Hi I have one outstanding commission but if you donate $50 to any of the linked resources I will make you a custom abstract embroidery according to a prompt of your choice (OFMD or otherwise!) I will cover postage to the USA. www.standwithminnesota.com

Our flag means Death... Best serie ❤️‍🔥 A little portrait of Blackbeard 🥰 #blackbeard #gentlebeard #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #pirate

when its their first time & stede hits a point where his mouth falls open & his eyelids flutter while he thinks OH THATS WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.

did you know Ivan faked his own death, sold off his gold teeth collection, and is sitting on a beach somewhere drinking something yummy out of a coconut? #ofmd #ofmdfanart

ok ok ok, untangled a knot today and i'm feeling very good about it, so have a Lilliputian #WIPWednesday. If it looks familiar you probably saw a proto-version. I can't remember wtf I've shared over the weeks 😂

Hope is real! If I can finish a drawing from a year ago, SO CAN YOU!! Say hello to NyaEd and WanStede 🐱🐶 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

purple does suit him #ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

the middle of a big field is a good place to remember there is no up or down in space and to stand on the ground looking up at the sky is also to dangle w the soles of ur feet plastered to the underside of a planet looking down into an abyss the size of existence itself

He can do a little torture, as a treat #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdroachweek

He peeping

Hashtag crossposting

I need to give Ed tiramisu

four people. two names. one set of pronouns. they’re all having sex. welcome to writing thunderdome

im sorry guys my brain is so soup 👍