happy thursday ed just showered and his bush is so curly and poofy when it dries that it makes a little bulge in his underwear <3

Is fishie #ofmd

let’s call this snippet sunday live from my ed/ed/stede/stede collab that is definitely still happening its just at…. 113k right now because we’be been busy

everyone look at this right now

$600 raised so far!! you guys are heroes!!

diva down

everyone get this excited about her soft cock and balls

transfem ed is real and she can hurt you

#ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #gentlebeard #merstede

the leading cause of ed/mary sex is arcane four-dimensional genderplay. the leading cause of ed/anne sex is jack did something to piss one or both of them off

Happy Sexual Sunday! Thinking of Stede 'never sucked anyone off before Ed' Bonnet becoming obsessed with sucking Ed's dick, like, he tries every day, multiple times a day to get on his knees for Ed.. at first Ed is like aw hell yeah, but then after a while he thinks his dick may actually fall off

Have you ever stopped to think about how Ed takes the dried up piece of shit and washes it??? For Stede???? Who even does that????? 😭💜 Would 👉YOU 🧼 wash 🚿 a dried up piece of shit for your crush??? (I wouldn't

ed in a sundress no panties

bit rushed but it just wouldnt have felt right not doing somthn for ed balls day....

also eds gender is there

Next niche cosplay sorted

I havent been able to stop thinking about this since 2023

AND HES LITERALLY NEVER MADE BREAKFAST BEFORE HE SAID. HE. GODDDDDD oh my god. he’s like okay our first breakfast together was bread and marmalade and stede made it for us now it’s my turn. it’s my turn to show him im choosing him. i’m choosing us. how does he like his toast? ah shit i burned it

just thought about ed and stede making a very public "we're breaking up" video and then getting back together and having to date in secret because they'd gone to all that trouble

something borrowed something blue 👰🩸

site updates so awesome you start looking into fediverse again

jackie has a vertical shelf with pictures of all the husbands and once a week she rearranges them so they can all see who's currently winning

Awesome cause to celebrate an awesome kid!

you got this!

ed trying rejection therapy by going up to random people and asking crazy things - would you mind catching a bird for me? would you like to buy the shoes im wearing? it fails when the person he asks to swap clothes with is an absolute madman and says yes.

thoughts on ed being a secret regular inside the double sided glory hole chamber at the monster bar and excitedly showing the ropes to baby gay stede who does not yet realize how out of his depth he is about to be

comes back to bsky just to remind everyone: ed’s perky a cup boobies

idk how you can get away w marketing something as "50 ways to leave your lover" when it has like 4 or 5 ways in there at most. shrinkflation is out of control

Happy 4/20 to them 😌

This may or may not ever get published but I HAVE written something and it DOES have this word so have lesbian smut

well i wasnt sure how much of a passing fancy it was but now having made an actual object i am hoping to enter into next years craft fair i should probably be open abt the fact that i have gotten suddenly and overwhelmingly into nalbinding

I have to give a special shout out to @ghostalservice.bsky.social for conceptualizing all this & seeing it through. Lots of people worked hard; they put in 100s of hours to make it happen. They're STILL mailing packages from their house. This never would have happened without your tenacity & vision!

shout out to stede bonnet for the weird rep. there r so many characters who r weird in a cool way, but stede truly is weird in a weird way. everyone say thank you stede

I suddenly had the urge to paint a ceramic trinket dish...unfortunately I only had my tablet, so......... 🫴✨ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

so um stede pretending to read his book while ed squirms on his lap wrangling a crochet project and pretending to not notice the boner hes sitting on

don’t cry! here’s snoopy watching ofmd

came home from date night, couldn't even make it to the couch or bedroom tsk tsk #ofmd #ofmdnsfw

t u m m y

my problem is that i will go "omg yay a dm from my friend! im not up for formulating responses with words right now though so ill just leave the badge there to remind me later" as though i am not also this person

Sorry, I'm going to use your post once more just to bring people's attention to Randy's free reference zine again!! ko-fi.com/s/3f46dadc92 #roachofmd #ofmdroach #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #referencezine

it's not wednesday but i'm sharing a wip anyway because you can't tell me what to do 😤 ohhh noooo, is stede taking an emergency day off to look after Alma?? ohh noooooo it sure would be a real shame if he had a total wildcard of a substitute covering his class in his absence. ohh nooooo...

i do have to confess theres smth abt the actual sound of springsteen's im on fire that gives me a sort of proto-nausea like.. the soft instrumentation/vocals plus fast tempo plus lots of reverb all combined it sounds good objectively but evokes some subconscious thing in my stomach its very weird

My #FandomMarket loot has started to arrive!! Thank you so much @lumiilys.bsky.social, they’re adorable 🥹

🐙🫧 now for a very important quuestion:

MY LANTERN CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #fandommarket

Stede ties his and Ed’s dicks together with his little black cravat because he thinks it will be sexy and romantic for him to jerk them both off that way only he tied it too tight so their cocks stayed hard and then they got it all wet and they couldn’t get the knot undone and somebody stole -

🎸 here i go again on my own 🌱

ed teach has already eaten 2.5 lindt chocolate bunnies