remembered how i wrote that pride fic and was like "finally! a duck fic that's just silly and not emotional for once!" and then like ten of the comments talked about how sweet/emotional it was or how it healed them or something similar. i'm never ever beating the allegations because they're all true

Attention friends! As a Cyber Sec Specialist, I feel a need to share this. If you receive an email from Ao3, alerting you to a password reset attempt, DO NOT click on the links! This is a scam to get you to provide your current password. Absolutely terrible. Safe cyber smart! #ao3 #scamalert

Help me procrastinate at work, if you donate $5 to your local nonprofit or mutual aid that helps people in a way that's needed, I'll write you a silly lil postcard and send it to you in the mail! DM me a screenshot and your address, I'm on discord same as here. Limit 8, that's my stamp inventory 😅

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (I have @gelatinousstand.bsky.social to thank for this one 😌)

Pumpkin house (it was eaten within 30 minutes)

Hello again to this beauty. Rubbing my face all over him

did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)

Happy #sexualsunday. I own an iPad now and I’m afraid I may have become too powerful. Enjoy your p0rn. #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #gentlebeardnsfw #ofmdart

Ed's face here always gets me #ofmd #ofmdgifs

Ed is so blushy!!!

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

Had to get a pic of them together but now I’m left wondering, where do I go from here? Giant embroidered Revenge? Even tinier embroidered Revenge?? #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

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One way I have found to mourn someone is to set up a monthly sustaining donation to a mutual aid effort they cared about. If you can join me in honoring Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social with a sustaining donation today, please do. Thank you Alice, and I will not let the bastards grind me down.

I am gutted to learn of @sfdirewolf.bsky.social (Alice Wong’s) passing. She was always a warm friend, a wonderful spirit, and someone who fostered my own growth. She helped me see that, as a #disabled person with chronic illness, I matter—I am whole. I’ll be posting some of Alice’s work. ❤️ forever

a christmas wolf for @mediocrepirate.bsky.social

weird little medieval guys Ed and Stede for @spicymuppet.bsky.social !!

I'm unsurprised to find that cats are on our side in the war against clankers

hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post

also belated post of very silly Shred (shark Ed) and Shtede (shark Stede) for @ghostalservice.bsky.social 🦈

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MEN FOR SALE!

Y'all, I'm finally getting around to posting this incredible, gorgeous art that @beeisbuzzing.bsky.social drew for the final chapter of Loosen My Tongue 💖💜💗 It perfectly captures the sweet, dreamy trance Ed's in <3

Happy #FangFriday all ❤️

I simply don't think there was any need to give me joints that act like I'm ten years older than I am. I should not have my left knee and hip all tensed up like this because I deigned to [checks notes] drive for ten minutes and then start walking to the building

just wanted you to see him 😍

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation

Love this one

Check out these fantastic little guys @edteachsbadknee.bsky.social drew for me! I requested Ed and Stede as little guys you might find hanging out in a medieval haggadah and just look at them, they're intertwined 🥹💙

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Jim and Archie for @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social !! they have mischievously energy in every universe <3

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

crazy IG em_clarkson

Just gotta shout for the one thousandth time about how good true north by @samwisery.bsky.social is, the ed/stede dynamic is so good and the concept of blindfolding stede and rewarding him for learning with increased touch is perfectly insane. Just MWAHHHH archiveofourown.org/chapters/121...

little medieval guys Ed and Stede for @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social !! did you know they are so in love with each other

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

As stephanie says in the notes: everything will be okay 💖 and in the meantime you get more stephanie writing so we're still winning

Paging Dr. Teach! #OFMD #OFMDfanart

t4t gentlebeard but specifically both transfemme. this is my platform

ZA team <3

DEADLOCH SEASON TWO COMING TO PRIME VIDEO ON MARCH 20 THE CHAOS LESBIANS ARE BACK

oh yes, it’s all coming together now

I'm at the vet with my old lady Colby cat. You helped me make this appointment possible, my pirates. I'm likely looking at some pricey meds and food changes so now would be a really good time to buy a comm if you thinkin about it. 🧡🧡 Please send me a dm here or on my ko-fi if you're interested! 🧡🧡

literally everyone go read this right now this fic literally helped me articulate so many things in my relationship i didnt even know i wanted and its so sweet and full of love GO READ IT

🐚🫧 Summer Linens Exhibition 🫧🐚 My contribution to the fantastic #auxiliarywardrobezine charity zine, a gorgeous collection of works on Stede's fashion selections! Check the tag and send love to the incredible artists and writers that participated in this 🩷 #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

for #TakeTwoTuesday, i'm thinking about my queerplatonic fic again. if you like talking it through as a crew, aroace feels, and seeing the entire heart and soul of an author haphazardly stuffed into a google doc, i think you'll enjoy it 🧡🤍💙 archiveofourown.org/works/65870545

if you voted in Seattle you gotta make sure your ballot counted now

It will never not bother me to hear “unalived” or “graped”. We’ve more than proved that banning language only creates different words for the same topics that we absolutely need to be talking about. Stop making serious issues sound less serious by banning the real heavy words. They’re not the issue