I made some art the other day that I kind of got in my head about for reasons that we won’t go into here. But, here’s Ed’s butt 🤷‍♀️ #OFMDfanart #OFMD

I feel like I’m complaining about this whole thing a lot but it’s so frustrating to still be exhausted from surgery that they didn’t finish. I could fall asleep right now and nap for several hours.

“He groaned to himself and ran his hands over his face, giving his beard a good scratch as he stood in the kitchen of Izzy's apartment and waited for the moka pot to burble.” #OFMDfanart #OFMD

I bought three sets of sheets back in 2020 and over the last week or so, two of the three of the three bottom sheets have ripped due to age. So, I changed sheets this afternoon. What are the odds that the third bottom sheet rips? 😑 As a side note, do any of you have sheet sets that you love?

He used the captain’s voice 🤷‍♀️ #OFMDfanart #OFMD

oh my days chapter 6 (4.2k words) (art by @citrussyndicate.bsky.social) archiveofourown.org/works/830165...

You know what’s nice? Reading a s1 fix-it fic from 2022. I haven’t done that in a long time.

😘🎸 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

🎵So kiss me to death, there’s nothing left to decide Nothing to prove and nothing to lose, only time🎵 (Happy New Year everyone! 🥳) #OFMDfanart #OFMD

🎵 It’s not ‘bout getting out, It’s ‘bout letting go 🎵 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Has anyone made a Kraken Ed video edit to Fabulous by Meek? He deserves to strut and toss his hair to that song as a treat.

Do you ever make something that you get lost in your feelings about. So you hold onto it because you don’t want to have to deal with the problem you made up in your head?

I spent way too much time this morning doing important research on what businesses in Bridgetown are the Stars Hollow universe.

I’m at my second doctor’s appointment of the day. I am so tired.

I have to wear a heart monitor for the next week. Let’s hope there aren’t any new thirst traps posted for the next seven days because I’d really like to be cleared for this surgery. 😅

This little rhinestone cowboy isn’t going to be compromisin’ on anything anymore 🙂‍↔️ #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Ed Teach, dancing queen! Anyway, RIP Stede’s dignity and like, his knee? #OFMDfanart #OFMD

“The streets were a quiet riot of lights and sounds and smells— neon signs and streetlights, chatter from open windows and competing jazz records and folk singers, fried food and subway exhaust coming up through the grates in the sidewalk.” #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Sometimes you have to really emphasize your best features 🙂‍↕️ (Don’t ask why I’m up drawing at 3am. I don’t have a good reason) #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Hi friends, I’m Lucia (loo-sha) and I like to draw Stede and Ed! Are they pirates? Are they cowboys? Are they some other secret thing? Does it matter? 🤷‍♀️ I’ve been around since late 2022 and absolutely adore these characters. I live in Las Vegas but am often at west coast events 🩵💜

Sometimes you have to really emphasize your best features 🙂‍↕️ (Don’t ask why I’m up drawing at 3am. I don’t have a good reason) #OFMDfanart #OFMD

1717. The Golden Age of Piracy. Wealthy landowner Stede Bonnet sets out to find adventure and renown on the high seas.

Ed Teach and the Sunshine Kid #OFMDfanart #OFMD

🎶 He’s a dandy in the underworld 🎶 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Big stretch! #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Pretty little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause daddy, I'm sure hard to handle, now, yes I am. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Stede Bonnet has post-divorce paper-azzi pics like this:

He took his time but he’s here. Please welcome Edward Teach and his croppity little top. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

"You're actually quite a good dancer," Stede chuckled, shirt now clinging to his body (not that Ed was paying attention to things like that). "I mean, not quite as good as me, but…" #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Me to myself: I’d like to make depression robe bandanas… IG: here’s a video of a guy screen printing big gay bandanas Me: 👀👀👀

"You're actually quite a good dancer," Stede chuckled, shirt now clinging to his body (not that Ed was paying attention to things like that). "I mean, not quite as good as me, but…" #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Ok, this was the chapter that really made me homesick and nostalgic for my teen years. So much Donna Summer. So many mustaches. Such short shorts. @unfunpleasures.bsky.social and @citrussyndicate.bsky.social are a perfect match. Read this story for some sweet gents in a cool time and place. I❤️NY

He took his time but he’s here. Please welcome Edward Teach and his croppity little top. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

oh my days chapter 5 (6.6k words) (art by @citrussyndicate.bsky.social) archiveofourown.org/works/830165...

I was going to wait until I’d finished the corresponding Ed piece, but I could use the good vibes now. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

“He took another long drag of his cigarette, eyes on the tight weave of his own trousers, polyester gleaming in a much less appealing way than Stede's silk. ‘Sometimes I just feel really done with it all, y'know? Like I'm fucking… drowning. You ever feel that way?’” #OFMDfanart #OFMD

🎵 Once upon a time I was falling in love, But now I’m only falling apart… 🎵 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

I think they’re about to smooch! 👀 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

I was going to wait until I’d finished the corresponding Ed piece, but I could use the good vibes now. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Gonna be streaming Stede/tank top/cowboy hat/steard art for a bit and then maybe an Ed to go alongside it for a bit, if I'm awake enough for that. (my profile picture should work as a link)

here's a little snippet from several chapters down the line from oh my days for wip wednesday. i allllllmost went with something vaguely smutty; maybe later or next week.

Guess who’s finally moseying home after way too long out on the town (going to the dentist and picking up their dry cleaning)? #OFMDfanart #OFMD

🎵 There’s gotta’ be more than this tired town, Don’t you frown, Drift away with me… 🎵 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

🎵 Courage comes for free when you're young 🎵 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

A little #WipWednesday snip from my and @citrussyndicate.bsky.social's RBB, in which we get first contact #ofmdfic

I just had someone tell me they liked my OFMD shirt and istg, y’all, 😭

“He took another long drag of his cigarette, eyes on the tight weave of his own trousers, polyester gleaming in a much less appealing way than Stede's silk. ‘Sometimes I just feel really done with it all, y'know? Like I'm fucking… drowning. You ever feel that way?’” #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Can't help but notice that a lot of you sluts have been bad. 😏I think you need some...Hard Discipline? (Feat the funniest fucking joke @kalansphantomff.bsky.social has ever written and some SPICY art @citrussyndicate.bsky.social designed to melt my brain.)

Time for dates, some conversation and Ed staging a revolve/intervention. We're back baby. archiveofourown.org/works/593686...