suddenly i'm a horse

Got a fic for a different sci-fi show coming later today, but I couldn't ignore my beloved X Files, so here's a frame by frame recreation of its iconic opening 👽🏴‍☠️ #OFMDTVAU

this advert made me think of our boy

they just don't make characters whose names begin with s piss on hbo like they used to

Stede-disgusted-and-bitchy-Bonnet, we will always love you 💛✨️ #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #stedebonnet

ed and stede the type of couple to fight in front of you and demand you take a side but then get angry when you don't choose their boyfriend's

oh boy #RhysDarbyFaction #HoffRoading

last night i dreamt ed and stede were sexting and stede was really vividly describing how he's going to eat ed out but then he got called away to paint a wall? the rest of my dream was just him painting a massive peppa pig ? what does this mean please

bringing my magnum opus back rhys darby i will avenge you

Let’s get it done for Rhysie 🏴‍☠️

ed and his gold labubu

ed and his gold labubu

...take from me my lace 💕 #ofmdnsfw

you make a fool of death with your beauty, and for a moment, I forget to worry #ofmd #ofmdfanart

"Your Captain", for Every Day Original! Water-soluble graphite and watercolor ground on paper. 8.25 x 11″ I've been drawing the Flag boys in my free time and having fun with a new medium. Available on everydayoriginal.com/product/your-captain/ #ofmd #ofmdfanart @everydayoriginal.bsky.social l

rejoice! for gay pirates are born september 1st

i know numbers don't matter but there being such a huge amount of our flag means death fanfiction when the show only came out in 2022 feels pretty fucking fantastic

mouth hurts and it's pulsing so could be an infection like the one that nearly killed my brother earlier this year. am i gonna go get it seen by a medical professional? no. dentist scary. dying easier

curse this mortal form i deserve to be a slutty slutty microphone

Rescuing this Stede Lingerie Week art from the old hellsite #ofmdfanart

Under the wire for #StedePinupWeekend!!

Here’s my postcard for #YWMLP - think chivalric romance, but fairy style! - the beetle is called Arthur, he has kind eyes #ourflagmeansdeath #OFMDfanart

they're selling stede bonnet on facebook marketplace

(goes to a fancy restaurant for the first time) (takes 1 photo and it's of the piratey bog roll holders)

spent the whole day downloading every episode of our flag means death in 4k. doing important research

remember this old wip from twitter? me neither i just found it 3 hours ago but she finally has legs now god bless #pinupstede

nice characters you have there...would be a shame if someone were to...ed/stede them

my crush on the hound is not fading so now ed and stede have to watch game of thrones them's the rules

rip stede bonnet you would have loved rubbing yourself raw to rory mccann playing attila the hun and when you meet ed one day you'll realise you've pavloved yourself into instantly getting a boner when you see a scarily gorgeous boy with pretty hair

We had the numbers. Still do.

🫧✨ captain's silks, frills and little heels ✨🫧 or Leggy Stede #ofmdfanart #ofmd

he went over his cleavage in black oh edward teach we never deserved you

*touching stede's shaved sideburns* promise you'll stop...for me? 🥺

stede, holding up the yowling damp feral cat that was clawing at a man's face 5 minutes ago: this is my baby <3 his name is lady

how it feels returning to ofmdtwt and seeing everyone lusting for dilfs after i've been scrolling through game of thrones tiktoks where all the comments say the hound should have been 27 like he was in the books

the hottest thing a man can do is be in a show that got screwed by hbo

Some of my cleanest pirate sketches as proof of life 👋 <3

imagine hating stede bonnet and he's just a little cookie

been camping in canterbury all week so missed the age verification selfie test and i've just failed it three times can't a bitch have chubby cheeks anymore

impure thoughts? all of them.

what if you kissed your CELEBRITY CRUSH and were about to escape PRISON to row to CHINA when the brother of your BULLY and man you kinda murdered AMBUSHES you but shoots himself in the EYEBALL and you're in your JAMMIES and your wife is fucking a guy called DOUG and you have an orange UP YOUR ASS

there are people my age that have made babies and i'm making blackbeard in tony hawk games

ooooh werewolf. Werewolf time #Vianton

Sometimes I think about how Stede, before the events of OFMD, would sit outside his bungalow, staring longingly at his model ship, wishing for someone to sit with him and talk about pirate stuff. #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #StedeBonnett #omfdS1

six years late but just finished game of thrones and everyone was right. what the fuck was that

fuck my liver up daddy or whatever edward teach said

if i had a penny for every time i've watched something awful where the actor i fancy is playing a man who uses a wheelchair to get laid i would have 2 pennies which isn't a lot but it's fucking deranged i've done this shit twice