Ed’s belly rolls when he gets folded in half!!! Also his complaints the next day about how he is getting too old to get fucked like that. Then his belly rolls again when he’s in the same position that night!!!!

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here i am w some dialogue that even made the writer horny. (even he was weirded tf out but for the perverts). i love you. i like this fic i like you so here it is. 🐬 🌈 🌟 🪱 archiveofourown.org/works/80361776

you guys have fucking blown me away with this 😭😭😭😭 goal AND stretch goal met in less than a day and i feel so much more secure and at ease going into the surgery. thank you thank you THANK YOU to everyone who shared and donated 😭💖💖💖💖💖💖

ok hi everypony after much stressing i decided that it would probably b ok and even a good idea to gofundme fr top surgery related costs. so this is that. any shares/donations would mean a lot to me/help me feel a lot more secure about something i am actually so scared about <3 gofund.me/b46ced9d6

okay so bluesky is not good for my brain right now so i am deleting it off my phone and if we’re friends and you need me im on tumblr and discord under the same names alright kissies

everyone come get you t4t disabled ed with a side of the dignity of risk and how sometimes we choose the thing that hurts because it all hurts so at least we should have some fun

ed humping stede’s leg. it’s been said before but i’ll say it again. he’s so desperate he’s got tears in his eyes. stede is reading and ignoring him save for the fact that one of his hands is holding one of ed’s :) awwwww

just in case mine isnt clear, it’s oat-milk-truther!! i uhhhh dont know how to do phoneticization but theres no tricks, just the words!

sure wish posting an entire 45k fic felt like an accomplishment for any amount of time instead of my braun going so when are you going to write more

Transfem ed would be like wowwwww ur pussy is so cool wish i had one. And transmasc stede would be like well this ones Mine u cant have it

i swear to god some day i am going to do ed/stede arranged marriage/marriage of convenience

this too can be ed and stede

okay why does my neighbor have vocal screaming crying breakdowns for an hour every day around lunch and like at what point should i check on them because. every day

okay i know this is incredibly niche but i have enough fabric to make another gerby (results will vary)… would anyone want to bid on him if i put a second gerby up for the craft fair?

rereading this side of the blue and its kind of heinous how thats some of the best sex ive ever written and then i immediately follow it with a breakup like maybe the accusations are correct maybe i am evil

thinking about dont leave me ed and stede cuddling together in bed with baby propped up on stedes belly and ed starts singing about junes little chicken drumstick leg and the stede sings about her sweet potato arms and then ed— until baby june is just a little loved up bowl of soup with their dads

Smoochy smooch #OFMDnsfw

this is the real reason so many people are coming to me with cry counts for this fic

Grad student ed be like damn i got fucking my professor until he cries due at 11:59pm tonight

Four human years after the show and I'm still bonkers HE'S WEARING STEDE'S CRAVAT like a fucking LETTER JACKET like his FAVORITE HOODIE like his CLASS RING and stede is so happy to be making his new best friend feel comfortable with his things

a lot of shit happened in chaoter nine but i would like to personally shout out my disaster princess pregward struggling to get out of the couch falling to the ground and when finally upright shouting take that pregnancy!!! at the empty cabin

everyone read NEOWWWWWW

Do you enjoy the pain and heartbreak of dumb boys being dumb and in love and hurting their own feelings and also having a baby together as much as I do? Then read this now. 😭😭😭🥺🤧🥹

someone commented and this was my reminder that i gave stede a chode in the prednancy fic which i fully forgot i did but i think we all deserve it

I KNOW ALL YOU SICKOS FOLLOWING ME LIKE PAIN I'VE SEEN THE SHIT YOU SAY ABOUT RWYLM WELL GUESS WHAT THIS IS PERFECT AND GOD LOVES ME ACTUALLY SO YOU SHOULD READ IT

me writing editing and posting 45k in 9 days, when the working title of the doc was “please god let me type some words” because i started it after being autistically shut down the whole day and just really wanting to shake out of it

okay we’re here we did it genuinely i do not know how, i am going to lay down now also ONCE AGAIN THE BEDTIME RUINER STRIKS AGAIN archiveofourown.org/works/79640956

schwan

45k draft of prednancy fic complete and now i have to edit it will ya’ll please pray for me

ed talking about his plan to kill stede but all it does is make stede blush and giggle and twirl his hair... they are normal guys

artist's rendition of the event

Normalise having 500 pictures of Ed Teach on your phone

by the way i had to make an oc for ed’s midwife/endocrinologist and her name is maisie, she’s trans, she only has one eye, and she is my everything forever

well this is all that time and energy would allow ur cute 💖

edstede bathroom blowjob in the middle of their fancy valentine’s day dinner

so maybe this was perhaps a tactical error

happy valentines day ed and stede just broke up in my prednancy fic. again

Sweet baby Olu says Happy Valentine's Day!! #OFMDart #garlicsoup

oh my god yeah everyone read this i love this one so fucking much

unforch i think the straight christian guy at my regular coffee shop has a very misplaced crush. sorry buddy. you can still make my drinks though

Not a lot of new stuff from me bc of tons of work BUT HOW COULD I NOT DRAW THEM FOR V DAY 💕

okay the people have spoken its team hairy tits

☀️ - #ofmd #ofmdart #edteach

in another universe gerby is baby junes stuffie that stede made for her but fear not ed is having a bad day and baby june comes and finds him and says wawa guppy said you were sad so i brought you gerby to snuggle so you can feel all better

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One week until disastercule strikes!! Excited to see what folks are making for this 👀👀🥵🥵 🔥 #OFMDdisastercule 🔥 3+ combos of Edward Teach, Mary Read, Calico Jack, and Anne Bonny welcome!! Let's get messy and have some fun 👏

It absolutely floors me how many people are into soft, squishy, round, hairy, etc. etc. bellies in the OFMD fandom in particular. If nothing else, LET THIS MAKE YOU FEEL MUCH BETTER ABOUT YOUR OWN SOFT TUMMY! The people long for the soft tummy, and yes, even yours!

@serpentanddahlia.bsky.social do you think theyre going to have a frank and honest discussion of feelings or just do the absolute bare minimum to transition this conversation into sex

this stupid fucking fic is going to be stupid fucking multi chapter theres just no way around it so you guys all have to reward me for doing the thing i fucking hate by cheering and clapping on every chapter