bro get ur "written with the help of ai" out of my ofmd ao3 tag...,,.

HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY SHOW! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 #OurFlagMeansDeath

calypsos birthday except stede gets offended that he isnt being properly whipped

ofmd modern au where izzys whole "its been a fortnight aboard the revenge" thing is him posting to r/trueoffmychest

stede fighting extra hard for accessibility stuff because "everyday actions are hard enough when youre *able-bodied*" and then having to be told that actually, stede, maybe u should look more into that

"whats a line delivery youll never forget?" this diva. without a doubt.

rip stede bonnet you would love the macarena

what. what if i said ed clicker training stede...

i need more fics with established edizzy and stede (a clueless mess) who ruins and fixes the relationship by accident

*closing my notes app* the world just isnt ready for my stalker stede au...

do yall think that stede started running back to the ship, only to remember the last time he stumbled through the forest, at night, by himself? do you think that, on the way back with ed, he stuck extra close to eds side? do you think he rowed them to the revenge, trying to stop his hands shaking?

ofmd au where everything is the same except stede ends his lovely letter with "home in three days. dont bathe."

stephanie putty (moral orel) and jim jimenez (our flag means death)

my go-to username on everything is so odd that my bio is always how to pronounce it. this is my only time not having to do that. weird.

okokok get this: stede bonnet and izzy hands - stick with me here - making out sloppy style... thoughts?

stede, maybe this is why you keep cutting urself on ur sword???

i also think that every fic where stede and izzy interact, even just once, should include their weird, slightly upsetting sexual tension. for the sake of being in character

we, as a fandom, need to give stede weird, niche kinks more often. that man js a freak and we all know it

birfday :)

happy valentines day to stede bonnet specifically <3 #OFMD

thinking about hher again

for every sea creature buttons lists, stede names a type of bug. this lasts well into the evening and is how stede x buttons can win

onsce again thinking about stede bonnet stumbling thru the forest, in the middle of the night, barefoot, fully believing that he is a plague only capable of destruction

stede, in dog costume, painting his nails. the power of tomadachi life.

me x posting #TakeTwoTuesday at the last moment anyways im still thinking about a chicago ofmd au

i didnt predict this one but i am so excited

i just tgink that, if anything, STEDE is the one with anger issues. like, the one time we see him truly angry, he invents a new way of killing someone. at least ed tries to de-escalate the situation lol

stede bonnet

i just know ed is pissed that izzy wrote his name on stede before him lol

ed and stede www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Hny3es/

THEY R FINALLY HANGING OUT!!!!

wow

they are so special to me... this is literally their entire dynamic i love them... and they love each other btw

feeling big stizzy feelings rn

peeked into their apartments and stede was painting his nails while next door ed went to town on a punching bag. and then got the hiccups.

dont worry, i made them be friends

ed and stede in the middle of an argument but they cant stop giggling because theyre already thinking of how theyre gonna joke abt it later

modern au mister buttons

im sorry, stede... youre a great favorite character and all, but... youll never be him...

"but why did *you* marry *dad*?" "oh, well! why not?"

they should release the cut scene that definitely exists where he and stede are going at it feral and animalistic style

hi im sharing this here for the 5 other moral orel fans that exist and also cuz i still like it sue me shocker! its the mountain goats! youtu.be/r1ZL7PquAj4?...

in honor of the tomadachi life 2 release date being revealed, i thought i would inform yall that on my island: stedes super all-time fav food = meatballs eds super all-time fav food = cream puff

i love a stede bonnet who refuses to even consider that he might not be a neurotypical, able-bodied man. his heart-rate spikes to 210bpm while sitting completely still and his first thought is "im so out of shape :("

izzy. izzy hands. WHY did u have to call urself "mister hands." i have flashbacks every single time i hear it, u HAVE to stop.

heads up just in case anyone is thinking about maybe going thru withdrawal from ur meds and having the flu at the same time: it doesnt feel great

if my last one doesnt count, then here are some that def do. i didnt start posting until a while after i made this account, but i did mke a few ofmd drawings before then that ive never shared:

uhhh does this count?? its not *technically* ofmd BUT it was made in 2024 when i spent too much time thinking about the logistics of transmogrifying from human to bird

dw yall... i got this one...