none of my thoughts about stede bonnet could be considered ethical!

i like to thhimk that this stedes cute little stockings double as compression socks. to prevent this from happening but also because they make his calves look nice. ok

i am having PERVERTED THOUGHTS about STEDE BONNET right NOW

gentlebeard

remember in episode 1 when stede is on deck, fully dressed, and is triggered into a childhood flashback? and then when its over, hes in his cabin, waistcoat and jacket gone, clearly dissociating. seems like it isnt uncommon for him dissociate and suddenly find himself somewhere else shrug emoji

(witty caption that makes everyond giggle), amiright??? #DrawStedeBonnet

Chapters 3 & 4 have been posted for @freakofnurture.bsky.social and my #ofmdreversebang! Thanks again, @tanteclem.bsky.social for beta reading! Enjoy! @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social

need everyone to send recs of modern au longfics that explore stedes mental health issues please 🙏

national kitten day

hope her boyfriend doesnt see this

theres a reason stede wasnt shown from the waist down in this scene....

cant believe there are really people out there who dont believe in beautiful trans woman stede bonnet

they said #DrawIzzyHands and i said "oh like him ripping open his gunshot wound with obvious pleasure?" and they said "no" (cw for body horror? theres no blood and its not very graphic fwiw)

hnggggff....

go read our #OFMDReverseBang now‼️ look at stedeys face.... do it for him... (and megs wonderful writing)

cant believe people would make this a dom stede moment. hes literally so puppy dog who just realized he can growl. he thinks hes winning at tug-of-war. he is whimpering with his tail tucked between his legs. he thinks his "yip yip" is terrifying. he needs a chew toy and crate time.

#DrawEdTeach edward ur literally turning into a spider please stop beatboxing (warning for body horror)

kitty stede bonnet purring so loud

omg steddyhands

IM SO EXCITED OMG

once again drawing ed eating stede. like someone normal would do.

ok but famous artist edward teach searching for references and instead stumbling upon a deviantart with art of fetishes he didnt even know existed

ned low torturing stede bonnet ok?

i firmly believe that you could blindfold ed, put a hunk of wet clay in front of him, and he could sculpt a perfect bust of stede based on touch alone. he has softly caressed stedes face so many times that itd take, like, an hour tops.

ahem. both takes are correct, but talking about different things. in the world of ofmd, stede is annoying. pretty much everyone he interacts with thinks so, pirate or not. as a character in a tv show, stede is not annoying. (most) viewers arent watching the show and getting irritated bcuz omg -

this but its stede sprawled out and thoroughly ruined at the orgy and ed strutting over for his turn amen

izzys drag name is miss mary mack (and shes all dressed in black, black, black ofc)

thinking about them again. stede sleeps at the foot of their bed. if they let him sleep next to them, he gets too excited and humps the pillows <3

stede actually did experience physical abuse btw. just because it was done by his peers doesnt change that

dreamt last night that stede ofmd bonnet came to life, posted on bluesky saying "I'm a trans woman, BTW 🤗" and then disappeared. there was so many fics and art being made and i got so excited that i woke myself up. tfem stede please come home i love you

still thinking about puppy stede everyone act shocked

Next up, we’ve got the Amish Stede fic collab with @freakofnurture.bsky.social, and the sweetest Ed I might’ve ever written.

JUNE THE THIRD, AN EXCELLENT DAY‼️ written in early modern english in (poorly done) secretary hand :P #OFMD

FUN FACT‼️ THE FIRST RECORDED USE OF THE SINGULAR "THEY" IN ENGLISH APPEARS IN THE ROMANCE "WILLIAM AND THE WEREWOLF" FROM 1375‼️‼️

happy pride! stede is still worried that she isnt "being a woman" correctly despite everyones reassurances, so ed is giving her a How To Woman crashcourse that includes things like 'making a little towel hat after you shower' and 'not leaving the toilet seat up istg stede i almost fell in yesterday'

i do love that ofmd interprets "gentleman pirate" as stede being a gentleman and a pirate, but its also funny that irl it was meant to imply that he was self-funded and was essentially just a hobbyist

someone cut up stedes nightgown and ebenezer scrooge hat and hes just soooo embarrassed... who would do this to him.... (does this count for bottom stede week???)

clown stede getting pied in the crotch ok im sorry ill leave now

i think part of the reason eds apology was so awful was because it was co-written by stede who has never received an actual apology before

listen. i know it was improv. but the way it mirrors their time at the academy is so augh. ed being the one to reach out completely. stede reciprocating but staying in his own space and pulling back while ed stays. guys

supervillain edward teach spinning around in his big evil chair for a dramatic reveal but hes petting a mini stede instead of a cat

sugarbaby tfem stede what if

chubby merperson stede btw

they did this on their own i had no control over it

im freakofnurture (or whatever names u wanna call me). i love stede - putting him in Situations and shipping him with everyone. my bio continues to ring true. mostly i draw things, write essays in my notes app, and come up with aus that will never be made into anything.

obsessed with this game btw #OFMD #OFMDfanart

"eds gender this eds gender that" WHAT ABOUT STEDES GENDER???? that heavyset woman in a silk dressing gown did not get called a "mermaid merman merperson" for you to ignore her...

in summary:

a few izzy hands moments on my island that i particularly enjoy:

stedes bunny ears, his insanely showy fit, him looking to izzy for approval... this is literally canon