avoiding social media like the plague every thursday so me and my sibling could watch the new episodes without spoilers (which involved a lot of screaming, pausing, and pacing). also: seeing the "teaser tomorrow" post and feeling sick (happy style) before screaming at my sibling abt it

i feel like stede would do that "look at peoples phone" prank but hed do it to the wrong person and get stabbed

im tempted... but ive never done this before and im intimidated...

MORAL OREL my very fav show ever, cancelled in the middle of the 3rd season even tho 5 were planned. stunning depiction of WASP america and religious + generational trauma. (also has the BEST needle drop ive ever experienced.)

this is the second time ive made a post about stede being into something and then waking up the next day to rhys doing something incredibly similar

i fully believe that the dentist from little shop of horrors was stedes gay awakening. and he is so real for that.

i havent talked about stede and buttons enough recently. have u guys ever noticed buttons' closet cosplay?

fighting the constant battle of wanting friends in the ofmd fandom but also having insane paranoia and im losing

"maybe in 2026 ill be brave enough to open commissions," i say, knowing damn well i said the same thing about 2025

almost forgot abt #TakeTwoTuesday (again)... anybody interested in kissing the cuck? #OFMD #OFMDfanart

rewatching this rn and almost forgot that stede bonnet = mother is real

ed calling stede his girlfriend with he/him pronouns. ed calling stede his boyfriend with she/her pronouns. important

i do kinda miss his s1 look cuz why was he so

EDWARD TEACH I HATE YOU WHY ARE YOU IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW

ed, being so subtle, 'jokes' about taking stedes last name and being the future "edward bonnet" stede, upon hearing his fathers name, immediately yells "NO." and ed gets all defensive and it turns into a fight because they are idiots

the amount of ofmd fanfic id be making if i could write... i grieve for it....

her btw. she is the ideal woman. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

EXPLAIN UR USERNAME i wanted to start posting ofmd stuff but was too nervous to use the same username i always do, so: "freak of nature" + "nature vs nurture" = "freak of nurture" i only realized later that its also used in a will wood song lol

experimented with shrinky dinks for a gift and ended up with two (2) incredibly tiny stedes #OFMDfanart (kinda???)

scrolled past quickly and thought that ed was wearing stedes cursed suit for a moment

devastating that we didnt get a "young and edgy" stede flashback

"post two characters who bring you happiness" they do the opposite. they bring me terror. they bring me sorrow. they bring me immeasurable, gut-wrenching sadness. i love them so much

pony town added pears which i, of course, am being normal about

gentlebeard where ed and stede *arent* perfect for each other, but they love each other so they work really hard to be

edward teach, a world-renowned brain surgeon, who has to perform an awake craniotomy on an absolute madman (stede, duh) who does some insane origami the whole time

i think there should be more fics where stede is a repressed freak <3

stede daydreaming about being a sheep and ed being the farmer that has to manhandle him so he can shave off all his wool and all stede can/has to do is go limp and pliant and let it happen 👍

thinking abt stede growing out his hair

had a dream that someone ai-generated gentlebeard making out sloppy style and then david jenkins hired rhys darby to kill them.

best part of drawing anything is going on side quests during it. this time it was giving stede bonnet a bikini top for his big naturals.

severe shortage of the ofmd fandom on pony town...

WTF I MISSED THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY ALL TIME FAV SHOW???? im a fake fan :(

all i want for the holidays is some more ofmd content....

i think more modern aus that use the "stede runs away" plot point should make it more traumatic for stede <3

i think its fun to look at ofmd with the idea that stede is bipolar. building a ship and completely uprooting his life doesnt read as a whim so much as a manic episode. even his time on the revenge - always moving, having & following thru w insane ideas, hallucinating, believing petes stories +

stede bonnet is so "bad things happen to good people; good things happen to me" coded

stede bonnet

another stede creature cuz they make for good warm-ups and i love them #OFMD #OFMDfanart

I NEED MORE OFMD BEHIND THE SCENES CONTENT. PLEASE I AM BEGGING. *british orphan voice* PLEASE SIR I WANT SOME MORE.

yall know what a ribbon worm attack looks like? i just think that stede @ ed #OFMD #OFMDfanart

ovsessed with his laugh at the end. i need him to play crazy people more often

been waiting to share‼️ since june, excluding fics still updating or im still working thru and however many others that i forgot to record, my 2025 ao3 reading stats are: fics read = 131 total words = 4,678,784 most read tag = modern setting, 67 fics most read author = KalansPhantom, 5 fics

#TakeTwoTuesday with these guys bcuz i still love them make no mistake #OFMD #OFMDfanart

IT'S TIIIIME Who's ready for #OFMDJanAU??? This'll be our FOURTH JANAU?? #ofmdfic Same rules as always: post on or after the day, quote skeet the daily post with new stuff, reply to the daily post with recs!! PROMPTS BELOW:

but... but theyre in love :(

edizzy type song

recurring freakofnurture drawing things: + warm color palettes + thin, shaky lines + pointy ears + the examples below there r more, but not yet in my ofmd art, such: teeth. and nips.

did that word cloud thing despite having not very many posts and it just says "STEDE," "BUTTONS," and "ED"

ive never done a #WIPWednesday before, but heres part of something idk if ill ever finish #OFMD #OFMDfanart

gentlebeard