i dont listen to podfics, but this does finally give me the opportunity to say that i am OBSESSED with this fic. i am waiting for updates like a dog waiting at the door. i am a surrealist artist who hallucinates often, yall dont understand how important this fic is to me im crying and wailing and

the hill goats

yall know who im gonna say...

ed scrapes the filling out of oreos with his teeth. stede licks the filling off, unaware of ed staring with lust in his heart #ofmd #truth #checkmateliberals

"oop, theres your balls gone"

trans fem ed this, trans fem ed that... where are my trans fem stede bonnet truthers????

how do u know if ur just having a conversation or if its turned into argument when u werent looking? also am i autistic?

anyone else get irrationally upset when something you like gets popular? thats me with "andrew in drag"

kiss the cuck #OFMD

0/10 ship (this post was made by my secret evil twin)

yall know roger sharpe? the journalist and pinball master who played pinball in a court room to prove that it wasnt based on chance, therefore lifting the 30+ year ban and saving the game? i just think that stede bonnet--

mermaid idea #ofmd

LOOK AT THEM. THEY R IN LOVE AND I WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING THAT I AM THE MOST CORRECT PERSON EVER

one of the very first times we see izzy, buttons asks if hes a "filthy phantom" the only other character that buttons questions being a ghost is calico jack, who dies that same episode i love the details in this show #ofmd

and if i made this abt stede and buttons... what then?

ive been in the ofmd fandom since mid-2023 and i love it (for the most part - every fandom has its... moments) one thing that ive never gotten used to, tho, is how divisive opinions are and how aggressive discussions abt the show and the characters become.

fang thought itd be funny to hire a childrens magician for eds birthday. who else but the gentleman magician, stede bonnet?

stede bonnet is bipolar btw and i wont let anyone forget it

um ed and stede werewolf au #ofmd

thinking about the buttons leash. walk him like a dog bbg!!! #ofmd

if stede bonnet gets called "baby," the fic is automatically peak btw

ofmd sorta falsettos au where stede has been going to a therapist for a year now. his therapist, doug, who has starting sleeping with his wife.

"stede bonnet vs court mandated therapy" - a note in my notes app that i do not remember writing

ive been stranded on an island for 2 hours! this is just like ofmd s1 ep2!

buttons kisses with his eyes WIDE open. stede, deranged lunatic, finds this charming. its a very disturbing sight for everyone else. amen. #ofmd

nathaniel "yearns to make sweet love to the sea" buttons x stede "mermaid merman merperson" bonnet #ofmd

my wife and i spotted your ship across the horizon and we thought it was a real whopper (quite impressive, aye) #ofmd

my first time watching ofmd i went into it blind. by the end of the first ep, i was certain stede and buttons would be one of the most popular ships in the fandom. alas, i have to preface every take with "hear me out..."

on my knees BEGGING for someone to write a fic abt ed and stede based on john mulaneys "breaking up with my dealer" story. please please PLEASE it works so well i BEG

my shaylaaa (stede x buttons) #OFMD

i could write essays about them #OFMD

hoping and praying that, if we really do get a moral orel movie, we will finally get that song @themountaingoats.bsky.social should have written for the series

how long until someone makes an our flag means death squid game au