i know ive been struggling a lot with fandom participation recently but i cannot emphasise enough how the spark of a big joyous fandom art fundraiser has lifted a little something in my soul this evening. you're fucking good people, friends 💕

your mental health is more delicate than you think please take it from a person who's scared to leave the house even without guns and bombs. don't look at things that make you feel bad all the time you aren't built different and your brain will snap and never go back to normal. look at this instead

literally started doing like 18 different crafts thanks to being SO inspired by the craft fair last year, so you bet your ass im gonna be throwing some items in the ring for this !!! would not be a Crafter™ if it weren't for the inspiration you all brought last year 🥹🥹 my ideas brain is spinningggg

this is a masterpiece and truly a gift for all of us who like our porn to contain a hefty dollop of Horny Suffering™ xxx

i know i say this all the time but i’m so grateful they made a gay version of blackbeard w switch leather daddy vibes and Gender

🖤 and when you smile for real you make me smile for real 🖤 art by @celebrium [ #stede #stedebonnet #puppy #chibi #ofmd #ofmdart #cute ]

happy sexual sunday ed isn't really feeling it for himself today but instead he's watching stede have a cosy sunday morning wank in bed and commentating like it's an olympic sport. stede cant stop laughing

it's fucking hard being in a place where it feels like other people have found their people and found some community and being like. oh im not sure i actually fit in here?? and maybe im trying to be someone im not to fix that. maybe im just wondering what's fucking wrong with me. idk. IDK!!!!!!!

it would be great if i could ever feel really fuckin sure that i had a place somewhere yknow. like. something about being one ring out from something cool and looking through the window and realising you're still not enough for that inner circle that saps all the life and spirit from you

ed pissing in stedes mouth

be the chaotic good you wish to see in this trash world, i can't stress this enough

Writer sign-ups for the 2026 #OFMDReverseBang are now open! Join our more than 60 artists to create fic for some inspiring OFMD fanart and sign up below: forms.gle/nY9CRVPc1TfW...

i have maybe wasted a lot of energy in the last couple of years trying to look and feel ~more queer~ and so turns out that's not bringing me joy so. binning that in 2026. isn't it crazy how hard it is to be the most You version of yourself

ed spitting in stede’s mouth. you agree. reblog

Our flag means Death... Best serie ❤️‍🔥 A little portrait of Blackbeard 🥰 #blackbeard #gentlebeard #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #pirate

i think my main semi abandoned wip is high protocol D/s fic where i wrote 6k then stalled on where to go next but UNWRITTEN IDEAS??? - vampire stede/bloodbag ed - pillow princess ed/stone top stede calypsos birthday - steddyhands fic inspired by the film "shiva baby" - stede giving ed sex lessons

i wish you didn't have to block accounts to stop seeing other people interacting w them. like if i mute someone is it not implicit i also don't want to see other people's replies to their posts ?????

campaign to make periods illegal. perk 1: no cramps. perk 2: the eventual extinction of the species.

findom ed paypig stede. you agree. reblog

oh my god hiiiiiii so i maybe have a wip wednesday even though it's new so i don't want to jinx it but also !!! please be warned it's kinda MCD (for most of the fic, stede's a ghost) but he is very much explicitly dead in this snip, which depicts an alt 1x03 in which ed arrives too late to save him

oh my god hiiiiiii so i maybe have a wip wednesday even though it's new so i don't want to jinx it but also !!! please be warned it's kinda MCD (for most of the fic, stede's a ghost) but he is very much explicitly dead in this snip, which depicts an alt 1x03 in which ed arrives too late to save him

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

some bits of wisdom from tunglr

I feel seen

boring work gripe but my ex-team leader (who ran the dept for 10 years) has gone on a 12 month sabbatical and im suddenly ??? like, the de facto info source for both the new team leader AND the other manager in the department ???? am i getting paid for this extra work ?????? lmao good joke

Ed Teach speech bubble.

Trying to beat back the Monday scaries (new semester starts tomorrow, ugh) by drawing my beautiful bisexual wife

(also sorry i keep hopping in and out atm 😭 im struggling w where i fit here these days, and sometimes that feeling hits in ways that feel Bad, and when it feels Bad im trying to step back. deactivating stops me 'just one peek'-ing bc i have terrible impulse control ☠️ but im fine and i love you!!!)

sometimes i think im over my puppy stede obsession and then i realised that whenever i see a dog themed thing my brain still goes :) stede :)

stede spotted in aldi middle aisle

Ok it's officially hot sketch winter~ My sketch for today: always wanted to draw Ed in that green dress from Atonement movie #nadsart #ofmd #edwardteach #ourflagmeansdeath #blackbeard

began this beast of a fic bind this afternoon. love this story and i loved writing it and i am extremely proud of it and itll be really special to have 100k of orgasm denial porn on my bookshelf xxx and that's on literature xxx

you wear fine things well, take two #OFMD #OFMDfanart

purple does suit him #ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

aldi middle aisle really understood what i needed to spend £2.99 on today

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

Chapter 3 is up 🥰 Just over 35 minutes long. Enjoy! #ofmd #ofmdpodfic #podfics #voiceteammysterybox2025 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @anathxmadevice.bsky.social Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/670620... Written: archiveofourown.org/works/555660...

"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck

My vibe for 2026: ✨️DEMONETIZE YOUR HOBBIES ✨️MAKE STUPID THINGS ✨️BARTER WITH YOUR FRIENDS ✨️BETTER DONE THAN PERFECT ✨️YOUR DOWNTIME DOES NOT NEED TO BE FINANCIALLY PROFITABLE ✨️BE BAD AT THINGS ✨️GIVE UP IF IT'S NOT FUN ✨️CREATE OUT OF SPITE ✨️USE YOUR WEIRD SCRAPS ✨️DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR IMPERFECTION

HAPPY NEW YEAR BABES, JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, STEDE RUNG IN 2026 BY EDGING ED FOR A FULL 2 HOURS UP UNTIL THE BALL DROP COUNTDOWN AND THEN ED CAME AS SOON AS THE CLOCK STRUCK 12:00:00 AM!!!!

happy new year, crew 💖✨🏴‍☠️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

I’ve said it before - fan fic is cookies someone made at home and brought in to share. Yes, they should be labeled for allergies (tagged). No, you don’t leave a nasty review if you don’t like them - they weren’t professionally baked, they were made by your peer ❤️ Build community, not negative clout

very much enjoying the rare moments he gets a question right

For anyone inclined to do resolutions, at the new year or anytime, this feels like some helpful ways of framing & approaching potential goals/projects to not end up frustrated with yourself down the road 💪

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