Pirate princess Ed Teach 👸🏴‍☠️✨ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #ofmdS2

so important to pass on a love of the classics to the next generation xxx

unparalleled feeling: returning the book your friend lent you eight months ago because you FINALLY FINISHED IT

thinking again about ed referring to the kraken-era crew as 'the kids' and then goading them into having to kill him

Hi pirate pals! Ya boi is getting TOP SURGERY on July 21st and I could use some help paying for surgery + recovery! Please signal boost if you can 🫶🏼🩷 gofund.me/b8f9636c7

stedes queer awakening (featuring calypso) #OFMDRareShips #OFMD #OFMDfanart

idk if it would fix him but it's worth a try #ofmdart

inspired by chapter 8 of Finish With The Good Shit archiveofourown.org/works/548921... - thank you anathxmadevice.bsky.social ! - #ofmdart

Look at him! He's absolutely ridiculous and I love him. Thank you @anathxmadevice.bsky.social for running the raffle and making this fine gentleman. And thank you to Goofus Doofus' original artist (and the artist's manager @clairegregoryau.bsky.social). Goofus Doofus, the icon that you are. 🖤❤️🧡💛🤍

my old person hot take is that artists should still make actual radio edits. you get so used to the blanked out words for new releases and whatever, but then you hear a song from like 2010 where they do Something with it and it's just so much more FUN

comes back to bsky just to remind everyone: ed’s perky a cup boobies

Hey! So I'm doing a charity walk in May for the Mountbatten Hospice where I live and if anyone could donate even just a couple quid, that would be super duper nice! (No worries if not though) mountbatteniow.enthuse.com/pf/megan-pro...

happy 420 everyone imagine steddyhands smoking out stede for the very first time and getting him so high and happy and sensitive that every touch makes him purr

ed's dom drop 💔

Ed Teach

this is soooooooo real

like im about to vomit and then die that’s his best friend in the whole world

god suits is on bbc iplayer and unfortunately i can be soooooo nasty about harvey x mike

i, too, love this thought #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Remember to make art with your boner. It doesn't have to be a horny boner, it can be a brain boner or a heart boner. Make art that makes you happy and appeals to your own freakish sensibilities. This is imperative.

facing the increasingly real possibility that i might have to hand in my notice in the next couple of months or face a catastrophic damage to my general mental wellbeing, which like!!!! not great when you have a mortgage and live in a place with no jobs 🥲

gomens s3 trailer making me get real nostalgic and emotional about the fact that s2 brought me back into fandom life which then brought me back to writing which brought me to all of you and also im struggling to make sense of that being ??? three years ago ???

follow me ✨ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

crazy times it's been months but hey look !!! a fic !!!! presenting ed stede ravishment fantasy innkeepers era realness ft some Feelings because duh i don't change that much lmao "bodice-ripper", 5k, rated e 💞 #OFMDFic archiveofourown.org/works/83048081

crazy times it's been months but hey look !!! a fic !!!! presenting ed stede ravishment fantasy innkeepers era realness ft some Feelings because duh i don't change that much lmao "bodice-ripper", 5k, rated e 💞 #OFMDFic archiveofourown.org/works/83048081

i might. have just finished a oneshot. for the first time in approximately six months ??? ("might" because the ending isnt very good and also it's midnight so it might all be not very good by morning but !!!! PROGRESS)

fill 👏 that 👏 hole 👏

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ed and stede should have danced :(((((((((((((

Busy writing love letters and adventure stories for the sparkly mermaid living across the reef 🫧🐙 #ofmdfanart

scenes from the discord dms that i could but realistically probably will never write so. enjoy this version instead ???? ur welcome

woah lol so i missed the 400 kudos screenshot BUT still crazy to me that so many people embraced this story and recommended it to their pals and waghhh yeah 🥺🥺 thank u for loving this sweet puppy as much as me and ed do okay !!!!!!!

woah lol so i missed the 400 kudos screenshot BUT still crazy to me that so many people embraced this story and recommended it to their pals and waghhh yeah 🥺🥺 thank u for loving this sweet puppy as much as me and ed do okay !!!!!!!

hey, dont cry... stede bonnet being a weird perverted freak (pathetic style), ok?

We're getting there little by little, sure. But it's a road. Anyway happy international asexuality day #asexual #internationalasexualityday #asexualvisibilityday

some light reading

Chapter 4 is up! Just over 30 minutes long. @anathxmadevice.bsky.social 🥰 #ofmd #ofmdpodfic #podfics 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🐶 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/670620... Written: archiveofourown.org/works/555660...

don't swallow babe. hold it for me. nice big mouthful xxx

everyone should read this. it should be a foundational text in our society. there should be a module dedicated to studying it at every university literature department.

it’s the second anniversary of lyhap’s posting. a fic that truly changed my life. made me aware i can kind of just write anything that i want if it makes me happy and it will find the people who love it. made me more driven to create. kicked off a two year stretch during which i wrote and wrote.

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

every month i am taken aback by how much periods suck. like. guys this is such a poorly designed system. idk what wave of feminism bitching about periods is in but i have so many things to say about it.

sorry, can't. I'm busy turning a barely noticeable pimple into a full-on wound.

five day weekend im doing CRAFTS im watching TELLY im maybe gonna finish a ONE SHOT stay tuned i guess

virtual con panel discussion but it's just asexual smut peddlers talking about writing smut

wip weds of this paragraph i wrote this evening because look i need to remember what i love about writing okay and it's the porn. it's the porn !!!!!!! im good at writing smut and that's not Nothing !!!!!! (scene from a lil ed ravishment fantasy thing)

wip weds of this paragraph i wrote this evening because look i need to remember what i love about writing okay and it's the porn. it's the porn !!!!!!! im good at writing smut and that's not Nothing !!!!!! (scene from a lil ed ravishment fantasy thing)

take two wednesday but i think everyone deserves some sweet loving monster4monster size difference pining while fucking "just helping out a pal" merstede/kraken!ed today yk? ft THREEEEE gorgeous pieces of art from the inimitable @aliassamm.bsky.social !!! EMJOY archiveofourown.org/works/74507466