a lil #TakeTwoTuesday meets ICYMI for mine and @aliassamm.bsky.social's kinktober collab!! blending merstede/kraken ed tentacle smut with the classic 'helping out a pal pining while fucking' trope because why not 👌 archiveofourown.org/works/74507466

I’ve gotten one donation so far (which I’m so grateful for) so please keep sharing ❤️

everyboday stop what you are doing and read this immediately right now immediately oh my goddddddd oviposition i looooove yoooouuujj

a lil #TakeTwoTuesday meets ICYMI for mine and @aliassamm.bsky.social's kinktober collab!! blending merstede/kraken ed tentacle smut with the classic 'helping out a pal pining while fucking' trope because why not 👌 archiveofourown.org/works/74507466

im sorta mostly back, thanks for bearing with me during my lil bsky break 💕 i may continue to be around a bit less than before but im also on discord w the same handle if u ever wanna say hi there!! love u all (and yes that means you xxx)

We finally came through, folks! Check out the #ofmdkinktober25 collab @anathxmadevice.bsky.social & I made for days 19 and 20! I hope you're prepared for some sexy, sweet, weirdness bc these two idiots are in love in absolutely every universe. Go read it!! (but maybe after work bc nsfw) #ofmdfic

having sad feelings about having finished my long fics today. like. to have two lightning in a bottle creative fireworks go off in my brain in the same month and then get to share those worlds with you ??? and then not having a single exciting idea since ??? feeling very lacking in Mojo rn 🥲

he may not make it to the christmas tree, real risk i will eat him in one bite

thinking about some tiny amigurumi ofmd christmas baubles but my brain has gone brrrrrp for inspo. does anyone have any ideas. asking for a me.

paywalls kill fandoms xxx

open bsky, see one million posts about short haired two sleeved jacket ed ??? not even gonna go looking for the post i know what that is (it's taika waititi in a leather jacket)

fanfiction is free, yes, but so are kudos and comments! life is an expensive, depressing slog sometimes; leave a little digital trinket in exchange for the word food people offer you.

the juice of GB to me is definitely that ed is just fucking around w a guy that he finds fascinating until they hang out enough that ed realizes he likes /himself/ more around stede and that’s what makes him realize he loves stede/wants to be w him

shout out to the 9-year-old I was working with this week who, when asked what a healthy relationship should include, confidently wrote 'KINKNESS' in massive letters. before being informed by her classmate that she'd written her D wrong

💖 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

It's been a long week. Rest here, weary writer and artist. You deserve it.

FREEEEEEEEE FOR NINE DAYS EVERYONE CLAP

started kinktober so strong and then life happened but im 6k into tentacle goodness and i have a somno fic started that i want to finish and a few other ideas id like to write at some point so like consider this an iou for more smut okay !!!!!!

terrible work week exhaustion and stress is the reason i hate everyone and everything right now there is no need to over react i just need sleep and a break someone please follow me around and chant this in my ear please i need it please !!!!!!

Late entry for #ofmdkinktober25 day 10 object insertion | mommy kink. I suppose immobilization as well, but technically it's the virus doing it. Sometimes when Ed's sick he needs Stede to tell him he can't go to work & help him fall back sleep. This is what works for them. #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw

I have found a house, and am excited to move in with my new housemate in, uh, five days, and looking forward to when my rent is much lower. But moving involves a lot of costs, so any assistance anyone is able to give is incredibly appreciated.

am having a hell week at work so have written not a word in the last few days but !!! im SO excited about this kraken ed merstede collab me and samm are cooking up, and i desperately need life to just Stop for a sec so i can get back to it !!! (important context: ed is literally two apples tall xx)

happy ace week 😈🤍🩶🖤

Can you hear the distant jingling of bells? 👀 More information coming soon...

in honour of me hearing the extremely weird radio edit of guess by charlie xcx and billie eilish this morning (SO much bleeping omg), im resharing this 'ed in lingerie getting gagged with his own cummy panties' fic for #TakeTwoTuesday, enjoy !!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/61849039

ed finally works up the courage to give pet play a go,,, aka the kitten ed puppy stede playdate fic 🐈‍⬛🐕 (set in the new tricks universe, but it stands alone just fine 🥰) archiveofourown.org/works/72473861 #OFMDKinktober2025 #OFMDFic

im going to FINISH the second sleeve of this jumper today i s2g !!!!

“You can’t like that FICTIONAL character! They did bad things!” Yeah and they looked hot doing it what’s ur point?

I've had a couple of inquiries about another run of this and the answer is definitely for the fabric if there's enough interest and possibly a small number of kits so I can get them sent out before Christmas! Maybe let me know here/on Kofi if you're interested?

you may be asking are we really bringing music and lyrics (2007) dir. marc lawrence, starring hugh grant and drew barrymore into this? and the answer is well, yes! enjoy :) archiveofourown.org/works/72638406

stede pausing a scene because ed hasn't sufficiently captured his whole ass ridiculous vision and when they're back on the same page and ready to continue he clicks his fingers and barks "from the top!!!"

work is boring so instead im thinking about ed's hairy balls in stedes mouth

Edstede nation please read my genuinely normal plane pee edstede fanfiction archiveofourown.org/works/72495046

ed finally works up the courage to give pet play a go,,, aka the kitten ed puppy stede playdate fic 🐈‍⬛🐕 (set in the new tricks universe, but it stands alone just fine 🥰) archiveofourown.org/works/72473861 #OFMDKinktober2025 #OFMDFic

A very quick and messy page for today! Playing around with colors and gross zombie vibes 🏴‍☠️🧟‍♂️ #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook

Hey yall, I need to raise $2200 dollars to afford dental care that I need next month and I do not have any way to save that much or set it aside on my own and I really need this work done before my tooth gets worse. Sharing my kofi here in case anyone is willing and able to help even a little!

samm posted this art yesterday and @alimasin.bsky.social said "trapped in the bodysuit" and i said YES and. well. here's 3k about it archiveofourown.org/works/72429861

It's #sexualsunday & I am (checks watch) 5 days late and it's not at all what I committed to doing this month (to myself or anyone else) but it's what made me happy last night, so here's some #ofmdkinktober25 art for the prompts lingerie & watersports w some bonus daddy kink thrown in. #ofmdnsfw

#OFMDkinktober2025 Collars 🥰

damn autumn is nice isn't it, 10/10 would recommend

djenks "pop pop is just a gag" TO YOU! to me it is intellectual textual evidence of edward teach's daddy kink

i cannot emphasise enough how fucking fantastic the new tricks podfic is 🥺🥺🥺 the fuckin cute aggression i got from puppy stede's barking in this chapter should be studied waghhhhh im so emosh about it 💕💕

Every once in a while you can still find something good on Facebook

lil bit from my current WIP: a tentacle size difference monsterfucking kinktober collab with the incredible @aliassamm.bsky.social !!!!!! ft. regular sized merstede and teeny two apples tall kraken ed 🐙🥺 #wipwednesday #ofmdfic

archiveofourown.org/works/54961543 if you haven’t read it, i encourage you to give it a shot! mind the tags, of course, but it is not overly gory and does not contain any real life cannibalism ❤️

what if stede was just really excited to see his boyfriend??? 😇 ft watersports & lingerie archiveofourown.org/works/71277681

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

this was a real delight, with a lovely approach to kink, especially dom/sub roles, outside of sex and the significance it has to those who take part. really enjoyed!!