Monday scaries ✌🏻

Buttons and Archie friendship has the vibe of indoor skydiving instructor and his most talented protégé

incredible that we are still producing movies, in 2026, where the joke is just "what if a man raised his own children 🤭🤣"

pov: your dorkatron 5000 of a boss is somehow seducing the baddest bitch you've ever seen

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSS HOW DOES THAT HUBRIS TASTE BEVERLY????????? ENJOY THE SUNRISE, BITCH 💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼 #midnightmass

kate siegel is so hot I could cry

*my husband, being a bitch, admits he’s been really bitchy lately* Me: wow, this must be what it’s like to be married to Stede Bonnet

I will never succeed at being normal when The Chain comes on randomly at the bar

(it's not square) #ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #merstede

Cool cool cool cool cool just got an automated text from a former vet to bring my recently deceased cat in for her vaccines

After all this discussion of wedding attendants I now want to know who would stand up for Ed and Stede at their wedding? Who’s holding the bouquet and rings?

the duality of man lol

It's such a shame Ned Low never menaced Izzy. Bronson and Con would absolutely understand that assignment.

welcome back gentlebeard etc etc

Honestly the scream *alone* when Chauncey shoots himself should have gotten Rhys an Emmy

qrt with the first edward teach you can find on your camera roll The best edward teach there is 🥰

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

OFMD never beating the Looney Tunes allegations

Matthew Maher in The Bride!? With a cute little mustache!

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CW: food talk What are your favorite EASY meals for one? My husband has a facial injury which means he’s on soft foods for 6 wks and I’ve been so focused on figuring out his diet that I’ve completely forgotten that I also need to feed myself. What should I make for dinner for the next 1.5 months?!

Can we talk about Aziraphale’s habit of never just letting go of Crowley and always, you know, sliding his hand... #Go3spoiler

On a scale of Mick Fleetwood vibing on the drums during Silver Springs live to Stevie Nicks hexing Lindsay Buckingham during Silver Springs how are you doing today?

Au where Ed and Stede split a gummy and go to the House on the Rock. Hijinks (full nervous breakdowns) ensue.

boring! next! whoa, way too personal! come on, spit it out! terrible! all of these stories are very bad

Not a Good Omens spoiler: I’m just really happy to have my kiki and bouba characters back on my tv 🥰

slut it through as a crew, am i right?

That’s rich, Nigel. I’ve seen you fuck a pig on live tv 😒

Wish I could have been at Throbchella youtu.be/49x78kXVy-k

Idk I just thought everyone should see this

old ofmd art🐙 I still like it... [ #ofmd #mermaid #gentlebeard #art]

My beloved How it started How it's going guy

I just think that Edward Teach’s hands are incredibly sexy

i want more ed and jackie. they need to sit at the bar and drink fruity cocktails and talk shit about everyone. maybe smoke a little. ed will go sing a song because it's karaoke night and jackie will whistle and clap and then tell him his singing was shit when he returns to their table

arch #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdmermay

Hey friends, I’m dealing with a scary family health situation. Can you please send lots of healing and positive vibes our way?

Confirmation that Stede Bonnet was a real person 🙂‍↕️ (thanks @dbsaveofmd.bsky.social for the hot tip and sightseeing recommendations!!)

Sigh... you're right

#ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #merstede

Did I just spy James Tom in Is This Thing On? Talking to our very own Calico Jack? 👀

the most stede bonnet stede bonnet has ever stede bonnet-ed

Izzy Hands Art by @tragicgirlsco.bsky.social

Bringing back three paintings of @sambaschutte.bsky.social and Roach I've done over the years, because I don't think I've actually posted them on bsky and I'm still immensely proud of them A beauty and a heart that deserves to be painted with care 🙂‍↕️ #ofmd #ofmdroach #roachofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

LOVE FOR OFMD INCREASED TENFOLD

I completely forgot that bi Ed wasn’t actually canon (til now)😂

Great way to trap a gentleman pirate

#ofmdmermay2026 day 1: bone 💀 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Just for the lulz the last image of S3 is Stede and Blackbeard as mermaids swimming off together forever (Stede’s tail is golden, Ed is black with purple highlights)

MerMay throwback to when the media regularly talked about our show ew.com/tv/our-flag-...

Kristian Nairn is objectively hot