JORDAN MARTINOOK, YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF FOR THAT TERRIBLE PENALTY SHOT. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANES WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

MARTY. PARTY. #SoundTheSiren

God Stankoven's an incredible player

Martinook wins it

THEY SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! IT'S A MARTY PARTY!!!!!!! THE CANES WIN GAME TWO!!!!!! #SOUNDTHESIREN

MARTINOOOOOOOOOK THE MAN YEAAAAAH #LETSGOCANES

I love watching the Carolina Hurricanes vs. the Ottawa Ullmark

The NHL is consistently coming up with new ways to screw the Canes. It'd be impressive if it didn't piss me off.

We are all currently experiencing Canes hockey. #TakeWarning

NOT THEM TRYING TO GET ME TO GROUND MYSELF. I AM UNGOVERNABLE #raiseup

I'm putting the jersey on #LetsGoCanes

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

Two more kobold pins are joining the line-up!

Daily bunny no.3294 could use a ride home

REM! #deadlock

Good morning #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

This be my oldest living friend Billy Boots he’s 19.3 years old

Da baby boy

I’z stunned! Now they tell me they’ve posted my sofa fer sale! #catdoesnotconvey #morebadmovenews #cats

Me asf

you guys went crazy for low poly island, thanks for all the kind words 😎 detail:

in the next few months, you and i will get to delete more lines of other people’s broken claudeslop code than a programmer in the 90s would get to delete in his entire career! every man shall be a king!

A FREDDIE PLAYOFF SHUTOUT 🥹😭

Let's. Fucking. Go.

STANKY DOES IT AGAIN #Canes | /UNC_Health_Care

2-0 Stankoven again. Nikishin with a bomb that popped over Ullmark and after a fracas, Stankoven finds the loose change

LOGAN STANKOVEN HATTY WATCH LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

Me watching the Canes:

I hope this ‘kick ass and take names’ attitude is the attitude throughout this playoffs for the Canes.

Very unusual to see the Canes at 0 shots on goal ten minutes into a game. #SoundTheSiren

Let’s help Trinny keep her home! If 19 more people each give $25, we can help give her some peace of mind

The owner of MSG and the Knicks compiled this kind of second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman while they were in the arena. They're doing this at all venues owned by James Dolan of perceived enemies. Crazy, crazy shit. www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Trump: WE HAVE DEAL! Markets: HOORAY!! Iran: We don't. Trump: THE STRAIT IS OPEN FOR ALL!! Markets: ALL RIGHT, LFG!! Iran: It is not. Trump: WE'RE GETTING ALONG GREAT WITH IRAN!! Markets: OH MY GOD AWESOME!! Iran: The fuck is wrong with you?

Uni is melting

Record profits are unpaid wages and unpaid taxes.

Playoffs time is here, which means it's time for annoying dudes who only read headlines to bend over backwards finding new ways to ignore or discount the Canes #RaiseUp #LetsGoCanes

The storm is coming

bunny name of the day: Public Nuisance

Behaviores Report: 95% goode, 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve! Hahah!

Daily bunny no.3291 is skipping steps

Hey it should be obvious but the r*pe academy telegram group that apparently a ton of dudes are using is fucking heinous and evil and every dude involved should be exposed for being a (bare minimum potential) rapist

being a programmer is exactly like being a wizard of earthsea in that you spend an inordinate amount of your time trying to find the right fucking name to refer to something

Ok guys the servers are down so we’re going to have quiet time and watch Speed 2: cruise control on vhs

Today on Bluesky.

I gotta stop getting into games where all the cool stuff is locked behind Ball Crushingly Hard Content 'cause unemployed sweats need bragging rights to feel something