once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Now 58 minutes into his scheduled 15-minute address to the United Nations, President Trump is excoriating world leaders for "canceling my dear friend, and let's face it, a very beautiful woman, Carmen Sandiego" and demanding that the detective agency and its "terrible woke Chief" be defunded

Gotta hand it to him: When he’s right, he’s right.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

This is my brand

Times @jasonkirk.fyi has made me cry this year: 1. Finishing Hell is a World Without You, an incredible book that reflected so much of my adolescence and the journey I've made as a person. 2. "Y'all are soft. Y'all ain't built for the Jon Gruden sex party if that's too much for you."

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the First Amendment, BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!

The field goal “doink” should be replaced by whatever the noise @celebrityhottub.bsky.social made on today’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social.

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

Watching Duke Football:

Patel is purging the FBI of competent, dedicated employees for not being sufficiently loyal to the dear leader and reassigning large numbers of those remaining to menace citizens of DC or assist ICE Goons. Now we're seeing the impact on the FBI's competency and credibility.

Utah was the first state to allow open carry on campus. A would-be assailant could walk right onto campus armed as they please and nobody could’ve done a thing about it.

It's incredibly eerie to see things like this happen. I was at UNLV for a conference about 6 months before the shooting there that occurred in the building next door. This was on trip where the Mandalay Bay stood as a reminder of gun violence every time I walked down the Strip.

Got a code for Radiohead in Madrid, but the tickets go on sale at 5am the one day I will be heading to the airport for a 7:30 flight.

kinda couldn't believe it and had to check to make sure. it makes you think!

Hey @mtsw.bsky.social, any ideas why the @nytimes.com published this article on A16 of today's paper? 🤔

If I were a Democrat in Congress I'd be introducing legislation to suspend the Supreme Court's upcoming term (it's happened before, in 1802). The suspension would be to give us time to figure out what to do with this dangerous, anti-democratic institution.

That’s the King of Louisiana

In 2007, Duke won at Northwestern to snap a 22 game losing streak. Duke students stormed Wallace Wade and tore down our goalpost and then tried to stand it up in front of the chapel. It inevitably fell and injured a student.

I would've left a voicemail about the Duke game, but they were so stupid it felt cruel to be mad at them. Five turnovers and multiple penalties bailing Illinois out of punts, including a 5 yard penalty on 4th and 4 for fielding two players with the same number.

Duke has been the better team, but it keeps shooting itself in the foot with incredibly stupid turnovers and penalties.

DC Mayor Muriel Petain

Keir Starmer is an empty suit. He believes in nothing and wants to achieve nothing. He only won because of the staggering incompetence and odiousness of the Tories. Aside: How is this scumbag's head so big? Jesus.

Crying Jordon? Crying Jordon.

Florida State beating Alabama before going 2-10 again would be phenomenal.

United scored a goal!

Duke scored 21 unanswered after this. Please poke them with a stick early next week against Bert and Illinois.

RFK Jr doing what he loves most: killing kids.

Missed FG on Duke’s first drive of the year? That’s Duke Football.

hey hey rfk how many kids did you kill today

I've been thinking about renting a 150-600mm lens for a trip to Colorado next month. Now I have to figure out how I can pack it for the flight. Ugh. But I want some cool bighorn sheep or moose pics.

Getting me hype for Duke-Elon

Just shut Manchester United down. There's no need to keep doing this. What an embarrassing club.

I hate that I'm reminded of this song so frequently, even if it's a great song. "Stick it up your ass with your useless thoughts and prayers"

this is an omnidirectional pro-PI [punch interference] account and always will be

When @hollyanderson.bsky.social mentioned wanting the WR to hit the DB on the Fullcast, it reminded me of my friend (also childhood Tennessee fan) yelling "hit him in the face!" regularly during early-Cutcliffe era Duke games. In a mostly empty stadium, this was fairly audible. In a close Duke-UNC

starting a new org to recruit centrist candidates called run from something

saw a guy wearing a “kill your local pedophile” shirt and reported him to the secret service for threats to the president

I have no idea why this gif exists.

You might be thinking he's about to be taken to a black site on an unregistered flight, but the Ambassador is actually being put on a bold departure from political norms.

"Cockroaches" the exact literal term most used in Rwanda by Hutu ultranationalists against Tutsis in the lead up to when they killed hundreds of thousands of them in a matter of weeks. Also used by Begin to describe Palestinians, "drugged cockroaches in a bottle."

Trump openly talks about his plan to end American democracy, and does the media cover it? Nope.

I know it's not a van and limos are death traps, but... @wtyppod.com @donoteat.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social

Manuel Ugarte is an idiot.

[looking at the gettysburg address] “that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”