Seattle/Tacoma folks, this means we need to pressure KOMO advertisers

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

well cancelling my huluTV and Disney+ account freed up over $100 for me monthly to spend on companies that aren’t complete fucking bootlickers. turns out the youtubeTV UI is much easier to use anyway.

robert redford died and the world is a much less horny place for it

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

My favorite part of the Emmys was everyone saying the fuck word live on CBS to get Paramount fined by the FCC

HANNAH EINBINDER WITH THE FREE PALESTINE OK QUEEN 🇵🇸

Just stood up and clapped in my apartment when Tramell Tillman won and scared my cat who was probably rooting for Zach Cherry

in my heart i know the reason marc maron is on the right side of history is because he's a cat dad

we deserve an elaborate serious body horror live action version of inspector gadget

we should all be asking "brother, what are you ordering at buffalo wild wings" more

New AU format just dropped

BIG BOAT STUCK

today I helped refugees and disadvantaged adults apply for jobs and it was a crumb of a crumb of decent human beingery but tbh MY brain needed it and I left feeling just a little less hopeless spending time in an institution that still is throwing everything they’ve got into making a difference

ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

now hiring an etsy witch to come unfuck my life

being at the office while everyone finds out about Charlie Kirk is wild. i’m gods strongest soldier not popping bottles rn

i'm 45 seconds into the new only murders in the building and i already know they're going to make me cry about that old man

i feel too old to be watching the VMAs and everyone at the VMAs feels too young to know why they're there. that said: it is crazy to see doja cat this big when i caught her on tour post "bitch i'm a cow"

the way tim meadows has gotten hotter since he was on snl should be studied in a lab

i know, i KNOW in my heart that i'll come around to peacemaker's season 2 opening, but i'm still emotionally in the place where i have to watch the season 1 opening immediately after like i'm cleaning a wound

the only men i trust to comment on masculinity are the ones who cried the first time they watched blink-182's ONE MORE TIME music video

as someone who spent years running a fake gordon ramsay social media account, it always annoys me when people misspell his last name

fun fact when you have a rare name apparently other people will stop you to take a picture with you if they have the same name. shout out to Other Delaney for this picture

Trying to ban trans people from owning guns (how?) is honestly such a 3D chess move because I don’t own a gun for mental health reasons but telling me I can’t have one means I’m about to start stockpiling

santino rice is really the stephen miller of project runway, huh

also the other week i was talking to my boss about buying new video editing software and she asked for what, and i was like "just a hobby" because i was too embarrassed to explain making 9-1-1 fanvids, and now she probably thinks i have an onlyfans

boss outed herself as an F1 girlie, all but confirming that she's on AO3

which couch in the white house do u think JD is gonna fuck first when trump dies

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

me carefully picking each golden raisin out of my 11pm door dash curried rice order

in college i remember inviting a guy over to my apartment from a party at 3am to eat spaghetti and we were in the kitchen making spaghetti and he got a barrage of "C, do NOT sleep with dadvans, you have a gf!!!!" as if 3am spaghetti was a euphemism. with me, it never is.

love business class. in economy they judge u for wanting a single drink and want u to pay them to spit in ur plastic cup, meanwhile in biz i have my standard 3 drinks on my tray next to me and had approximately one (1) bottle of red in the first hour of this flight bc they keep razzle dazzling me

showing up at the gay bar with some bubble tape hanging out of my right back pocket

me and my wife saying “meet u at the vortex” when running errands like we’re gonna meet up at some y2k club when we’re talking abt the indian place near our house that always smells really good

this is my bi-annual reachout post to whoever wrote the mausoleum of halicarnassus joke in solar opposites. and even though i know how very far apart we seem, it helps to think we might be dreaming on the same bright meme

wife knew EXACTLY what I wanted for my birthday (reservations at the best restaurant in Canada and a $5 McCain freezer cake)

every time I land in Montreal I’m thinking about this guy from a few years ago on my first flight here who I sat behind. wonder how he’s doin

made the mistake of putting on my top tracks of 2024 at the airport while on zero sleep at 6am forgetting that this is 99% entirely bucktommy breakup playlist and no i’m not crying at the terminal why do u ask

firefighters will tell you tacoma FD is the most realistic portrayal of firehouses, but none of those assholes have ever been to tacoma, and the lack of tacoma realism really makes me question everything else

do you know how bad you have to be at driving that I am physically capable of getting out of my own car that I am currently driving and walking up to your call to tell you that you need to merge

rewatching band of brothers ready for the horrors of war but the jimmy fallon jump scare before the battle of the bulge genuinely got me again

fun fact i screenshared my bluesky during a team meeting today i hope everyone is a socialist now

dreaming of a timeline where the internet was cool and i found all my people who wanted to recreate the mausoleum of halicarnassus on a cool html page with a guest book and background midis

Others have said it, but I feel the need to echo it: please donate to your local PBS and NPR stations today. Puget Sound's KUOW now has a $1.4 million-dollar funding gap, and it's probably one of the better-resourced stations. This is a death blow to what remains of the free press.

kids would rather use AI to cheat on their history paper than have george carlin show up in a time traveling phonebooth and send them on an excellent adventure