Well, this is weird. Maduro's actual lawyer tells the court they have no idea what Bruce Fein is doing and neither Maduro nor any of his lawyers have ever spoken to him. The court had already granted his pro hac vice, too, before being informed of this. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

In case you are wondering what has been going on in Bluesky the last couple of days, the White House has helpfully published a true account of recent events, putting them in their accurate, historical perspective. @kenwhite.bsky.social

That was an easy block.

January 6th a day that will live in infamy. The blight on our country’s history that will be forever remembered when we made the horrendous mistake of admitting New Mexico as the 47th state. Probably other bad stuff happened on this date, but all overshadowed by New Mexico’s shameful admission.

Bahrain Bans Butt Plugs On Bases www.cp24.com/local/toront...

10yo is not buying my claim that Poker Face by Lady Gaga was originally a song in Phantom of the Opera. 🎶Can’t see my, can’t see my, no she can’t see my Phantom face. My my my Phantom face, my my Phantom Face (my my my)🎶

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could put bigger boobs on a cartoon dog, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Understandable, have a nice day

Can one provide immaterial support to a terrorist group? A couple of Doge coins? An Ozzie Canseco autographed rookie card? A DVD box set 2000s Jennifer Lopez movies?

If we deport 100 million people, cars will no longer leave tire tracks in the sand. And not futuristic, hippy cars made out of gossamer, fueled by hopes and dreams. Cars that look 50 years old of a nondescript model. And there will be waves. Large waves that crest at the shore, no wet sand.

The children are completely unaware that I am 100% bluffing on the tasks that I have “conditioned” them doing instead of going to bed on time. I’m not turning this game off.

To Kid 1, Kid 2, and Kid 3: Please remember that Festivus is not over until the Feats of Strength are completed, meaning one of you needs to pin your head of household to the ground.

As the current 4-0 champion of the board game Clue: The Grinch, I want to note that Cousin Who is overpowered. Clue: The Grinch is the same as classic Clue, with two changes. The unimportant one being there are question mark cards you can draw if you land on a ?, or the dice rolls a ? /2

When Glenn Kirschner said that in his 30 years as a prosecutor, he had never seen a case dismissed "with prejudice," someone responded that's like saying "in my 30 years as a fat guy, I've never seen a pizza 'with pepperoni'".

make a Bond movie academic Casino Royale: How Murphy v. NCAA set the stage for expanded legal sports betting just in time for the Kansas City Royals to be terrible again and unbetworthy, by George Brett

Allegedly stealing a police car and then acting like this at your bond hearing is a great way to make sure you spend Christmas behind bars. youtu.be/lAJw0L7mJKU?...

That was obviously a parody. I take no responsibility.

They are spiraling at this point.

On a scale of 1 to Pete Hegseth, how hungover is @kenwhite.bsky.social this morning?

Please do not follow me expecting deep cut Star Trek references. Star Trek is not my particular brand of nerdery. My knowledge is an inch deep and supported by frantic googling to meet the moment when it appears.

As the owner of a penis, worth it. 10/10 would own again.

Say the line @kenwhite.bsky.social No, not the RICO line. Nor the taint line (I mean, guess you could say that one too, but it’s not one I’m thinking of. Nor the goats lin…. You know what? You have too many lines.

Met with an accountant today about a mutual client regarding tax implications of some litigation. Both of us neglected to bring a notepad, so we ended up doing our math on the kids menu in crayon.

Managing Partner: Can you look for a press release so we can crib their style and formatting? Me: Here’s a press release from the United States Sentencing Commission. Managing Partner: YOU’RE NOT EVEN TRYING.

In case you were wondering, in 1931 the Michigan State Supreme Court said that you can not enforce a mechanics lien on the beneficiary of an easement. And the contractor was stupid for thinking that they could.

I’m forming an exploratory committee to run for President in 2028. My goal is to reach single issue voters on a topic politicians have routinely ignored. Eli Manning should not be a Hall of Fame QB.

The Nutcracker is overrated. Yes, the music is iconic. First act tells a reasonably decent story. Second act is where it completely falls apart. 1. They are so starved for content, they retell the story of the first act. Bro, we just saw the first act. It was 20 minutes ago. We don’t need a recap

After taking Valium for the first time, I concluded that everyone who walks slowly in the grocery store in front of me in the middle of the walkway must be on Valium.

Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER 1/32

Woah. Sherrone Moore might be in more trouble than I thought.

Good to see that Pacer is following the path of eVoucher and refusing to remember a computer for multi factor authentication 10 seconds after you login.

I still haven’t seen any reporting about the fringe on the flag of the oil tanker. How are we as legal commentators supposed to opine on the lawfulness of the seizure without this crucial information?

BTW, there are some other interesting gems tucked in this one, lawgeeks interested in reading the whole thing. Attorney caught a break in FN6.

I like to think of George Washington like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with a Continental Regulars band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

I like to picture George Washington in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, “I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too.” I like to party, so I like my George Washington to party.

Y’all aren’t going to believe who won the inaugural Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize.

Customer approaches you about plan to kill ATF agents? FBI. You carjack a motorist after fleeing the cops while trafficking drugs? Believe it or not, also FBI. www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/244... ecf.ca8.uscourts.gov/opndir/25/12...

turning a big dial taht says "Teen Pregnancy" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

These ICE recruiting ads are getting out of control.

You All Caps like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Links, we have a special jail for links. Offensive user name: right to jail. Posting too much: jail. Not enough: jail. You are saying slurs like cisgender: jail. We have the best shitposters in the world because of jail.

I don’t know anything about Sabrina Carpenter other than a friend of a friend went to one of her concerts wearing a towel cinched around his chest and apparently did not give any consideration to the fact that security might have a problem with this costume.

The federal judiciary doesn’t want you to know this, but the coffee mugs at the courthouse are free. You can take them. I have 438 coffee mugs.

Anyone who lets Gunner back into this game after that hit will be fined into oblivion.

Ok, so who wants a deep dive on curricular speech and the First Amendment? This is a topic where it is difficult to speak in generalities. Logically, it is impossible for a teacher not to evaluate the content of a student's assignment as part of grading /1

Very cool. www.wbrz.com/news/angola-...

Me: I think I will search Bluesky for thanksgiving turkey to see if anyone did anything cool they showed off. Me, 30 seconds later: Blocked, Blocked, you’re all blocked. None of you are free of sin.

Welp, I started the first Thanksgiving table fight. I sang 867-5309, but I said “6-7” the way kids say “6-7”, so my wife threw a roll at me.