scientists at Tillamook County Creamery’s Advanced Cheese Research Center, working in conjunction with the Juilliard School of Music, have announced the synthesis of the world’s first ever flat and natural cheddars.

Sigma is basically the SuperMicro of lenses

not to wade in on the rust mutex poisoning thing but learning what this is has made me go and spot a potential bug in my own js code that uses some mutex/rwlock-like things anyway yeah, continuing to allow access to a resource after something has partially executed a critical section seems... bad

"Leftists stop fighting tech and start fighting IP on tech so billionaires and large corps can no longer succeed with monopolizing tech in their hands."-challenge (you would think this challenge to be easy considering fighting IP to seize tech from billionaires once was considered leftist but nope…)

I also can handle many of my problems by panicking

most code handles mutex poisoning by panicking, which is correct.

i’m excited to try the office of the future

Just another day of content generation at @oxide.computer github.com/oxidecompute...

there is something seriously wrong with me

…and this is why you can’t buy DRAM anymore, it’s ‘cause they need it for The Genesis Mission

my “we are not enron” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

pleased to report that today, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has at last achieved its goal of making the government more efficient: www.sfchronicle.com/politics/art...

“yeah, the thing about working at oxide is that if you write a really bad show stopping bug you get punished by having to go on a podcast” - @elizas.website

Old Man Yells At DMA Controller

“wow, i could do that many I/O Operations Per Second *by hand*!•

well this has been a good couple days for people writing in the 'Politics' category on AO3

hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."

today in Extremely thumbv7em Instructions

no one prepared me for how emotional and special it feels when a robot hands you an object. it's kind of like when a dog or a kid that you only just met hands you a toy

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer that you didn’t know existed can make your computer stop working.”

the nation-state that will dominate the future of humanity is whoever decides to start secretly raising children in an isolated environment with no LLMs and a bunch of pre-2021 software engineering books. China is probably already doing this.

ma po tofu is a wonderful food

even more true today than it was 25 years ago

> ICE agent Gerardo Rodriguez can someone please explain this

man, i’m so glad i bought DDR5 about three months ago

thinking about getting mad and writing a messed up hashmap

i put balatro on my oscilloscope

the iOS “Prioritize Notifications” AI thingy appears to always mark notifications from the spammiest group chat i’m in as “priority” and has never prioritized a notification i actually wanted to receive

do you ever just think about how there is an OpenAPI API for the OpenAI AI API

“great, i will simply not fuck with any aspect of the audio setup, and hope that it remains exactly this way for another ten minutes”

my coworkers Dave, John, @smklein.bsky.social, and i have been pregaming this one all morning on Matrix, btw :)

Join us on Monday at 5p Pacific to discuss! discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...

the most positive thing i can say about this hackernews thread is “no one has mentioned LLMs yet”

OH: “real XML has never been tried”

the switch cuddler

this youtube commenter understands me on a deep and profound level

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

My "All postmortems are blameless, but this one is especially so" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

i’m good at labeling things

We take it for granted today, but a single 6W embedded NPU can do more tensor operations per second than a peasant in the 1400s could perform in his whole lifetime

you will certainly not regret purchasing the Store Brand Enterprise SAS SSDs

the hardest thing about shopping online for used enterprise storage equipment is that you have to make sure to not accidentally buy a FibreChannel thing by accident

Mr. President, a *second* external 80mm fan cage has hit Eliza’s computer

at first, i thought this text was about the AWS outage

someday a like, regular average guy normal residential electrican is going to come along, open up this switch box, and immediately think “wow, the person who did this must have been an engineer”

like a plague of locusts, Dreamforce has once again descended upon San Francisco

strcat(3p) - use string to play with cat