Lowkey the best thing about me gaining weight is that PANTS OF MULTIPLE STYLES ACTUALLY FIT ME NOW I still love my super skin-tight skinnies and will die with them but straight legs actually fit nice and don’t feel like giant parachute pants???

Voted in the local primaries today Easiest way to get out corporate bought politicians, dems and reps alike, and fascists is to primary the shit out of them

All we want is a new yard flag to hang up could we not get ai-generated slop for 5 SECONDS

It is insane to me that people are already beating RE9 meanwhile I’ve been playing the same 4 games for months on end 🤣😭

Haircut today Voting early today Nearly 70F outside today We are healing 😤

Being a lil ~naughty~ and having red wine tonight 😏 (It gives me bad heartburn rip my tummy)

Tax refund was like a fraction of what it was last year even though nothing changed? 🤔 Idk why it’s like rolling the dice every single year on what you’ll get back

Let the dog stay on all four paws gamefreak

I would die for pombon

These Lane & Associates commercials where they just LARP being on the team is so gd cringe I can’t take it

Lmfao giving up a 3-0 lead against TBL again?

*snifffff sniffsniffsniffsniff sniff sniff*

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

It's gonna be 70F this weekend and I am so hyped I cannot contain it

Abolish work what do you mean I have to leave this to go look at Jira for hours

Getting into bed every night like

New workout goals

I only know how to turn left, brother.

sweet mother of christ

Tarooooooooo

I genuinely don't give a shit about a live action God of War show but Mr Drummond's actor being cast as Thor is such a spot-on casting choice like damn

The NHL has had a MAGA problem for years now and I’m genuinely kinda glad team USA won if only to finally put a highlight on how bad it is

veganism at its core, is about reducing suffering for animals, humans, and our earth. any movement's flaws come from the ppl n systems within it, not the ethics themselves. u cant just dismiss it based on the actions of a subset of some of its advocates. lack of intersectionality is the problem

couldn't help myself

Ladies and gentlemen, Nacho~

We did office olympics today and I brought home the bronze in 1v1 basketball and silver in foosball we'll take it 🙏

lol. Lmao even

Twin Peaks day is ruined still waiting for the merch to ship 😩

Good morning

HELP LMAO

Breakfast of champions

I don’t know what I did differently on Saturday morning’s workout than usual but my thighs are STILL sore 3 days later

Going back to House of the Dragon after finishing A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is gonna be such a letdown 😭

The whole team USA partying with Kash, laughing at gross Don jokes about the women's team, and such is not surprising at all. Disappointing, yes, but hockey is FILLED with mysoginy and bigotry. There are certainly some gems on that team, but we're a long ways away from true change in the sport.

Wat

Actually getting a stress headache lol

Too early for the anxiety to be this high over hockey

Sebastian Aho, Seth Jarvis, and Jaccob Slavin are all Olympic medalists 😩👌🙌

Go Finland!🇫🇮

A quick lil Caturday update

Happy 40th Zelda 🥹

The duality of wanting big, massive Kratos style beard and also wanting trimmed stubble

The surprised pikachu face every time when a morning workout makes me feel great physically and mentally after dreading it waking up

Friday night you know what that means two beers and falling asleep on the couch!