There's one particular video of a masc lesbian doing that sabrina carpenter tears trend on tiktok and I'm pretty sure I stopped breathing for the whole time I watched it (on repeat)

A new passenger boat launched the other day where I Iive and it's called the kraken... does that mean I get to ride Ed?

Why is this hot though 🫦

"Go on, Bonnet. Give me your worst." #OurFlagMeansDeath

I'm tired of being bad everything and a huge disappointment and I wish I could just function like a normal fucking human being for a change, I'm sick of everything rn

He's your favourite fruit on the town 🍌(and only slightly overdressed) No.14 Banana 💛 #AshOWeen #TheVillainsArt #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Do you think when Ed called Stede babe Stede got butterflies because he literally dreamed that Ed would call him babe (and love) and then it happened !!!

Season 2 was the first time in my life I willingly woke up at 8am despite not having to be up at that time lmao

I've missed themmmm

Finally back on my Gang Boss Ed™️ shit (continuing to write the fic I keep putting of despite wanting to write it)

Another fill for #OFMDWhumptober !! Dirt Nap [Complete, 2.4k, E] for the prompt 'working to exhaustion' "After a long day at work, Ed comes home to a quiet house. A quiet house is never a good thing in the Bonnet-Teach household." 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/71893346

OFMD WHUMPTOBER DAY 5 🪦💗 quote this post or tag us with your submissions!

“can people be normal on ao3?” no. that’s quite literally the point. that website was created specifically to give freaks who like freaky shit a place to publish their works. if freaks liking freaky shit makes you uncomfortable, you can choose a different website.

fishies #ofmd

For day 4 of #OFMDWhumptober, having some working to exhaustion/injury and shaking hands! archiveofourown.org/works/71603501

OFMD WHUMPTOBER DAY 4 🏥💤 quote this post or tag us with your submissions!

I've held off long enough.. it's time for another Merlin rewatch

Made a friend for him

Stede would own this

I’m crying at Rhys’s comment on this insta post. C r y i n g! www.instagram.com/reel/DPPO7C7...

I'm pet sitting at someone's house and all their cookware, all their mugs and all their tea/coffee pots are Le Creuset.. like damn 😳

Is anyone else's tiktok just full of people talking about kinktober prompts (I'm guessing the general one, not a particular fandom)? It baffles me how people can be so against seeing kinks in a kink event like wtfff 💀

#OFMDkinktober25 cockwarming

There should be an award for best scream and Rhys should have won it

sleepy guys #OFMDart #ofmd

Okay I'm a bit late posting but here's some whump!! CW: It's hinted that Stede has some mental health problems but it doesn't go into any details or anything! #ofmdwhumptober

OFMD WHUMPTOBER - day 3 ❤️🩸 Quote this post or tag us with your fills!

you defile beautiful things

I don't think we talk enough about how Stede wasn't afraid Ed was going to kill him, but rather that Ed was better off without him..

Day 3 of #OFMDWhumptober is here! archiveofourown.org/works/71603136 Please mind the tags on this Gentlebeard fill

Happy Friday, there's only a touch of 🌶🌶 in this, but I hope it will suffice #ofmdkinktober25

Happy #ofmdkinktober25

The Dread Pirate Blackhook and his manic pixie boyfriend. 🧡 They win the costume contest every year. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Happy Friday, there's only a touch of 🌶🌶 in this, but I hope it will suffice #ofmdkinktober25

My first entry for #OFMDKinktober25 is here! Wishful Typing, in which Stede needs to vent some energy into writing while he waits for Ed to get home #OFMDnsfw archiveofourown.org/works/71745411

I love that in my bedroom alone my cat has 5 different beds* she can choose from, one of which is on my bed next to my pillow, and still she chooses to sleep next to me! I love cats!!

#OFMDKinktober art from last year by @rysi000u.bsky.social for my story Lazy Sundays. I don’t think we brought this one over here yet. This was for free use 🔥 #OFMDfanart #OFMDnsfw

#OFMDWhumptober Day 2: Isolation! archiveofourown.org/works/71602591

One of those stupid 5 minute craft videos came up and it was someone making a little bag from a mould of their own tit and I feel like that is 100% something Stede would do and he'd probably gift it to Ed

Following up with the art for this collab from day 1 (cockwarming)! I love Stede in his slutty little glasses. Ed does too. Read more about it in this delightful fic by @politestmenace.bsky.social! (link below) #ofmdkinktober25 #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart CW: full frontal Stede & Ed being edged

I like my Stedes submissive and breedable

This year as a treat, I have a few collabs brewing & I'm going to be drawing scenes from existing fics that I know and love. Today's is @zstraps.bsky.social's 🌶️🌶️🌶️ fic "under lock and key" (linked below) #ofmdkinktober25 #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw cw: partial nudity w knife play, free use, & cum inflation

Today's fill is for the #OFMDKinktober25 prompt 'knife play' Cut Me to the Quick [Complete, 9.3k, E] "Ed finds a gorgeous, ornate dagger. Once upon a time, he found a gorgeous, ornate gentleman. These things don't feel like coincidences." 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/71726956 tags in alt ⬇

#OFMDWHUMPTOBER DAY 2❤️🩸 Quote this post or tag us with your fills!

Do you ever think about how Stede Summer Linens Bonnet was constantly ridiculed and misunderstood for being effeminate and having unusual interests until Blackbeard, a paragon of cool and masculinity, sauntered into his life and told him he was amazing?

Goddammit, I couldn't get it finished.. aur well

Here's my Day 1 of #OFMDWhumptober! Featuring a stabbed and lost Stede, and INCREDIBLE art by @thatjadeykinns.bsky.social! Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/71602266

Oh hey, I quickly wrote this, enjoy! (Or don't) CW: Stabbing and.. okay so I'm not saying this is MCD but also I'm not not saying this is MCD, the ending is somewhat open for interpretation.. either way take care when reading! #OFMDWhumptober

Stede is the manic pixie dream guy btw 🦄

It’s finally here! WELCOME TO DAY 1 OF OFMD WHUMPTOBER!!! STABBED - DISSOCIATION - LOST - “Did I Do It Right?” quote this post or tag @ofmdwhump.bsky.social with your fills! #OFMDWhumptober