happy "the body doesn't know it isn't real" day to all who celebrate 😉

fuck i love fanfiction

manifesting reunion pics tomorrow

April Fools Day (April 1) is a few days away. This account will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, fake emergencies, or any other “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. unless the jokes are obvious and silly. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional.

you know, it's been a minute.

favorite muppet? 🥰

Collecting Rhys’ IG stories like they’re Pokémon cards

oooh youtu.be/3fGP3sivBSw?...

He got into the preserves reserves. He's basically more sugar than man. Stede is staring. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Everything reminds me of them

For all you AU rockstar Blackbeard lovers. Sketch break! 🏴‍☠️

Bratty Stede 🙂‍↕️

its what the revenge is known for

Zoomed in bc I love them

Hey. I'm your friend.

JKR: funds hate groups against trans people DJ: donates major show prop to fundraiser to benefit trans kids The difference!!!

I completely forgot to share these merladies I did for beloved peach @lizzyleo.bsky.social! They spend a lot of time giggling and carrying each other around on currents. 🐙 🧜‍♀️ 🏴‍☠️ @crewforlife.bsky.social #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

instead of watching the new harry potter (old IP, same story you’ve literally already seen, puts money into the pocket of an evil piece of shit) you could watch our flag means death (fresh, original IP, actually uplifts and represents trans people, isn’t made by an evil piece of shit)

An AU where Ed and Stede are Hayao Miyazaki and Junji Ito like artists, respectively.

Them❤️‍🩹

Chomp :3 (Cw a teeny bit of blood, also like. Gratuitous smut) #OmegaStedeWeek #ofmdnsfw

Wishing the HP show a very unmerry fuck you. Don't even pirate it. They still track those numbers. Don't hate-watch. It's funding and funded by hate. She is using that money to help destroy lives. This isn’t something you can separate from its creator.

a treasure map 🤩 it took me forty minutes of intense bargaining to get this 😤 the vendor wasn't gonna sell it to me, but i managed to sweet talk her 😏

The place I get my perfume at sells this : And it has notes of sea water and lavender

I had the insane luck to dive into #OFMD six months past the S1 finale and not be spoiled once before. I saw people be crazy about it and thought it was another good ol’ queerbait, and I literally threw my fists in the air and whooped when they kissed 🙌 ✊

Me 4 yrs ago: Me today: Me in 10 years: Me in the old folks home: Me on my death bed:

do you ever think about ed calling stede famous causing him to fuckin SQUEAK

Chapter 1 of my first omegaverse fic! (all 3 chapters to be posted this week) #OmegaStedeWeek 💚Nesting archiveofourown.org/works/803358...

Sharing it again bc a few people liked the print I sent for the gift exchange and didn’t seem to see the OG 😆

Aaah I’m so happy you like it !! It does has some good to live where lavender is from / cultivated lol I hope you enjoy ! 🥰 (but please don’t eat the soap lol )

Stede in this would have Ed go feral

Ed Teach speech bubble

This photo was new to me and it feels like the kind of day we could all use a bit of this. If any artist wants to Gentlebeard it I’m sure it would be so sweet.

So I got an electronic badge (in pink !) It can display images, gifs and short videos ! Upping my Itabag game 🙌 (even if it’s still a lil bit buggy lol )

I could really use Our Flag Means Death season 3 right now

Been thinking about Stede in that mugler dress 💙 #ofmdfanart

rhys darby walking in a pride parade with his insta handle and pronouns on his name tag will always be famous 🫶🎉🎂🥳💦🏳️‍🌈

Happy Birthday to our captain, @rhysiedarby.bsky.social!

Yes, I am procrastinating again… 🏴‍☠️💜

Kinda feel like it’s been too long since I last posted this 😌 #ofmd

yes my god he didn’t have to go THAT hard jeeezz 🥵

[ weed ] 💕💕💕💕💕

while we’re on the topic… gentlebeard moomins

🎵 Hi alllllll! 🎵 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

I love pics where he has no thoughts, just ed

On quiet lazy days Ed doesn't get out of his robe. When he's finished his tea he'll slowly dance cheek to cheek with Stede while humming a song neither of them can place. (Took a little time for myself tonight and drew peepaw Teach taking a little time for himself. 🧡) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath