Cried just now because I miss living in downtown Detroit 😭

Probably my favorite interview clip of all time, Eartha Kitt was a fucking treasure, and I live my life by this advice 💕 youtu.be/vyN3eBRYcDo?...

When you watch an animated project so insanely good it makes you want to animate again 😫 youtu.be/oWlhMekUZRs?...

Me: I need to find a new book to read I can't reread the same things like I always do Hunger Games quintology:

Ed can only handle a wimpy dose of an edible, anything more than 5-7 milligrams, and he's panicking and convinced he's gonna die and that Stede will leave him because of how he's freaking out

I need to be in LA for the olympics, I need to watch Katie Ledecky win gold in the 1500 in person once in my life 🙏

Astronaut Ed and Stede, who hide the fact that they're married so they can be on the ISS together, and are the first couple to have sex in space 🫶

I had 100+ plays of this song a week after it came out, I was OBSESSED (And Robert Smith's voice hasn't changed a single bit, my 80s goth mom was so happy when she heard it lol) youtu.be/bbA5p54Rw2M?...

Time for my yearly Valentine's Day My Big Fat Greek Wedding watch 💕

The sexual tension between the Scottie dog and bloodhound in Lady and the Tramp

Happy 26th birthday to Passing Notes!Alma, and happy 23rd anniversary to Ed and Stede 💕💕💕 archiveofourown.org/works/53421163

I had the absolute worst high I've ever felt last night, never doing an entire gummy ever again

I get that watching media in a language you're trying to learn is important, but it is fucking EXHAUSTING

Every time the Muppets joke like "no one cares about us", I get unreasonably sad lol. Like *I* care about you, Gonzo 😭

THEY DID THIS SPECIFICALLY FOR ME

Why can't any language learning app be free, why is there ALWAYS a subscription??? I just wanna keep up on my French, why do I have to pay????

Bro, just give it up, NOBODY CARES ANYMORE

Shout-out to the guy at the Planet Fitness front desk that wore his sub collar and dog tag to work today 🙌

Taika better fucking be in that show in some way, I don't care if it's a one episode cameo, PUT OUR BOYS TOGETHER AGAIN

Age verification? I gotta go play my Barbie CD-ROM game on my clear blue iMac G3 later

The impact last night's performance had 🙌💕

Post a banger not in English music.youtube.com/watch?v=f2jv...

Post broke containment, gotta go deal with that

I'm gonna need someone to draw Jim, Archie, and Zheng in Benito, Ricky Martin, and Gaga's outfits please, thank youuuu

The Muppets should be allowed to swear

That being a real wedding, and having a surprise Gaga performance on top of an already amazing show, I'm still thinking about it

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

So my babes didn't make the show, BUT HOLY SHIT GAGA????? RICKY MARTIN??? FUCKING PEDRO PASCAL???? 10/10 performance

The person I will become if Benito pulls this one out, and my boy Damon joins him on stage 😫 music.youtube.com/watch?v=UKhp...

If you haven’t seen Markiplier’s Iron Lung, do it before it leaves theaters! #ironlung

Guys, you'll never guess what happened 👀

It's impossible for me to watch pairs skating, and not think about my boys, Jimmy McElroy and Chazz Michael Michaels. The original gay ice skating boys 💕💕💕

Ed needs to get pregnant soon, Stede has been slacking on that job

I had a thought earlier: Climax of s3, the British have caught Ed and Stede at their wedding, and they have a dramatic moment kissing at the gallows next to each other. And right as they're about to be hanged, the crew shows up to save them, successfully pulling off a fuckery -

I think it's been a long time since I shared this, but it's pretty neat! It puts pronouns under usernames for everyone who uses it. bsky.app/profile/pron...

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. You think I should hit that again?

Setting aside all the horrifying things in the files, the fact that Epstein was a Five Nights at Freddy's fan, subscribed to Game Theory, and commented on his videos... 13 year old me could've interacted with him in the comments arguing about who the purple guy is ☠️

The Olympics is the drag show of sports 💕✨

After the divorce, Ed and Stede having a once a month double date with Mary and Evelyn, where they go out to a fancy restaurant and fuck afterwards

After the divorce, Ed and Stede having a once a month double date with Mary and Evelyn, where they go out to a fancy restaurant and fuck afterwards

I have not drawn my monkey band (Gorillaz) babs in such a long time, I need to change that. There was a time in highschool where they were all I drew

I need the Muppets to start uplifting weirdo artsy types, it's what Jim Henson would want

The new Muppet Show is actually good, WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

All of my TW dreams are too dirty to talk about on main 😵‍💫

Four snippets for WIP Wednesday • Chapter 2 of Hunger Games au • Chapter 5 of Caveman au • Chapter 6 of Mythology au (I haven't forgotten about it, I'm just perpetually distracted lol) • And the start of Amish Stede on rumspringa au 👀 #wipwednesday #ofmdfanfic

An important video to return to after the success of Iron Lung 🙏 youtu.be/gys9oDZj-MY?...

You had me at Too Many Cooks, I'm sold

Timezone bump

Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you. Ty if I was a boy, fuck no, ew. And Lola if I was a girl, which I kinda love and would've been way more original than the one they picked lol

Its so hard to pick just one, so here's 3 I'm Tired of Your Repeating Story - Otoboke Beaver There's More to Life Than This - Björk California and the Slipping of the Sun - Gorillaz