I was so brave, and finally made a hinge profile, and I actually matched with two guys that are exactly my type 💕🙏

GUILLERMO DEL TORO IS FINALLY FREE

Eridians not being a uniform shape or size is one of my favorite things the puppet team for Project Hail Mary confirmed

Choose your fighter 🥊 #BlueUmbrielArt #ProjectHailMary #IronLung #BloodyMary #BloodyMaryOnTheRocks #Grockdrian

Why do we keep allowing Quentin Tarantino to speak? Nothing good ever comes of it

Serving pride month realness, it’s Blackbeard and Baby Bonnet 💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 . My pieces from @rainbowseazine.bsky.social 💕💕💕 . #ofmd #ofmdfanart #fanart

I wanna try putting myself out there and doing more things this summer, and join the roller derby league like I’ve wanted to for years

I’m from Detroit, and I do not like coney dogs ☠️, I understand the significance, but I’ve never liked them. Now living in northern Michigan, I can’t ski/snowboard/snowmobile for the life of me

What’s the opposite of a core memory, where you said/did something so horrible to someone, it haunts you for life? Cause I’ve had one of those since I was 16, and it’s all I can think about rn

So I finally got a chance to watch Iron Lung again; and someone get Simon a blanket, a mug of tea, and a Ryland Grace to cuddle RIGHT THIS SECOND

Freshman year of college, my drawing fundamentals teacher; during final private critique, he essentially told me “Your work is decent… but it’s the level I’d expect from someone in their senior year of highschool.” The fact that I didn’t lose my shit on him should get me an award

Rare Florida W???

I found a set of solid wood side tables on the side of the road as I was leaving for work this morning, happy first day of pride month to me 🏳️‍🌈

Maybe this year will finally be the year I finish the Passing Notes family at pride fic that’s been in my wips for three years 🙏

Barbie 🤝 Ryland Grace Being aroace and becoming their best selves in a world they aren’t from Ken 🤝 Rocky Liking the movie Rocky, and their job is beach

Micro penis Ed x monster cock Stede

Why, when I saw Backrooms, was the theater full of small children??? Literal 7 and 8 year olds at an R rated horror movie. That would be like me in 2007 going up to my mom like “Hey, could you take me to the theater to see Saw 2?”

The PHM fandom is having their own Rhaika-verse moment, where they’re shipping every Ryan Gosling character with every Markiplier character, and I’ve never been more proud. This is what fandom is about 🙏

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated

Everybody's making shitty Eridians for fun. here's mine. #projecthailmary #phm

Finally reunited with the whole family 💕 . . #projecthailmary #phm #phmfanart #projecthailmaryfanart

Lesbian GB au; where Ed and Stede were riveters during WW2 and met on the line making B-52s, and by the time the war was over, they settled down together and became a typical nuclear 50s family (but lesbians) 💕

Timezone boost

Official mom review of Project Hail Mary: That was the cutest fucking movie I’ve ever seen

My bonus came in, and I got myself a little treat 👀

🦊”Do you remember telling me you’d found the sweetest thing of all? You said one day of this was worth dying for. So be thankful you knew him at all. But it’s no more.” - See the Sun by Dido 🦊 #projecthailmary #phm #phmfanart

Sometimes a family is you, your weird alien soulmate, your robot caregiver, and your spaceship 💜 #phmart #phmfanart #projecthailmary

ortiz!rocky #projecthailmary

Rip Rocky from Erid, you would’ve loved piss kink 😔

Mine is so obvious that it’s Gorillaz/90s Tank Girl comics, I was so obsessed with Jamie Hewlett in highschool, I wanted my art to look just like his

The Neil Degrasse Tyson episode of the Matteo Lane and Nick Smith podcast might be one of the funniest episodes of a podcast ever, just Nick being baffled by space the whole time

Every time I’m like “idk, maybe I am more straight than gay”, my brain serves me a dream that literally just tits the entire time

I’m so happy I can watch this on my tv now

Timezone boost

I randomly woke up with the sudden need to make a children’s book style retelling of Peoject Hail Mary, so here it is archiveofourown.org/works/84946941

I randomly woke up with the sudden need to make a children’s book style retelling of Peoject Hail Mary, so here it is archiveofourown.org/works/84946941

I’ve gotten to the level of tired from work where I’m crying for no reason about it

Project Hail Mary Ofmd people, might I suggest James Ortiz as a new candidate for Jim’s brother

I locked the fuck in those last like 15 minutes of the Gomens finale Overall it was mid in my opinion, really nothing will ever top the first season, but this was okay

POV: me watching Lars and the Real Girl “Omg he’s so adorable, I love Lars so much” “Lol, he fell in love with a sex doll” (1.5 hours later)

Yeah this movie is gonna be ass (He could’ve picked literally any rapper in the world, and chose the one who let 10 people die at his festival)

Happy Project Hail Mary VOD day 🙏

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO www.forbes.com/sites/timlam...

🚀 Project Hail Mary, but make it high fashion 🚀 #projecthailmary #fanart

🚀 Project Hail Mary, but make it high fashion 🚀 #projecthailmary #fanart

Sometimes I think about little 8th grade me getting my ADHD diagnosis, and how hard I cried. Because the kids who bullied me in elementary school were right, I did have it, and that was what was wrong with me 💔

Happy Mother’s Day to all moms, except Mary in Passing Notes, that bitch knows what she did

Caveman au Ed in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, with nothing to guide him but a pod of whales

Chapter 5 of mine and @baladria.bsky.social caveman au 💕💕💕 archiveofourown.org/works/672124...

Chapter 5 of caveman au, coming… tomorrow 💕