Plugging my info out there now that work is starting to slow down now we have had a busy few weeks. If ya interested please hit me up 🙏💜

Ed is owner n operator of Blackbeard's Balloon Tour & Delights. It's the same every day. Shuffle folks on, up, wax poetical about the waterfall, down, shuffle folks off. He's so bored. Until a petite brunette and her blond fridge of a husband buy out the whole 4pm tour. Shuffle on, up...

Come get your own medieval weirdo! *𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴* 🎺 Please read the entire listing for more info. ko-fi.com/s/814dd27d10 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #stedebonnet

@cyan.com's rerelease of the Classic PS1 versions of Myst and Riven last year meant new trophies, which meant new trophy icons, which gave me an excuse to get all weird and illustrative with it! Always fun getting to revisit these worlds:

Mega spoiler for chapter 63 in Please Let Me Hold You. Still reading Maurice and taking notes before I actually start working on this chapter. I know my time between chapters has been long, so thank you for your patience, and I'm rewarding that with a hint of where the next chapter is leading.

I’m looking forward to all the new art and fic inspired by the Rhys interview 😂 What an absolutely wonderful hour to start the weekend ❤️

Micro tassels!! I’m too tired to wrangle charmeuse fabric right now, so this is all I accomplished today.

@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social It's Friday and the next chapter of 3am is now up! No CWs for this one. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/855313... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! 🫡 Grab a General Admission ticket for @rhysiedarby.bsky.social's #CouchCon event this weekend and you'll be entered to win a one-on-one Meet & Greet! Come join us for all the frivolities: shopstands.com/collections/...

It takes me an hour to water my plants. I have too many plants 😭 I hope my farm yields excellent crops because damn this is a lot

I don’t think I ever detailed the process of making the mini bird robe. Because it’s a printed fabric, I cut it out a bit differently than the yellow robe and lining pieces. To avoid having an upside-down design, I cut out 6 half robes instead of folding the fabric in 1/4s and cutting once

@mardie186.bsky.social your Battle Bonnet is complete (except for the bird robe!) Here are all three gentlemen, getting very anxious to go to their new homes. Hurry, Briana!!

Had to do part 1 of a deep scaling at the dentist. Hygienist offered Novocain but said I could try without if I have high pain tolerance. I told her I like feeling it and then laughed hysterically because wtf 🤣 and then I thought of whether there are any Gentlebeard dentist kink AUs out there? 👀

I love the kisses in OFMD. But I remembered David Jenkins talking about the You wear fine things well scene, and "and that's a kiss" stuck in my head and needed to get out. It's a bit wonky and a bit wrinkled but here are a few that's a kisses

Idk, I feel like these mini robes would make nice wall hangings. This just looks really pretty to me. I’m assembling the lining of the last battle jacket before I make 3 bird robes 🥳

In case you’re not on Threads. 😎🏴‍☠️💖

Look who’s here 🎵 Coming to my ko-fi shop this week! #ofmdfanart #ofmd

@bekahjune.bsky.social your Battle Bonnet doll is complete! (Minus the bird robe). He feels very invigorated.

Redbubble's got some sales this weekend and I've got a larger version of this kiss frame finally up 💜 check it out if you're feeling like some retail therapy www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1767...

I’m late to do this. Too lazy to copy and paste the directive

Another weekend where body body is broken by the end of the day 🤣 I have only chamomile, calendula, and cone flowers to pop into 1- gallon pots. 1 bag of 2 cb ft of potting soil left. Had to get some hanging planters for my mom’s leftover salvia. Took nearly an hour to water plants. 😭

"Edward, this is mine." "Mmmhmyup." (Everyone thank @notstraycollie.bsky.social for adopting this million year old sketch! 😘) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Happy 4th podfic-a-versary to the very first podfic I made! Since this podfic, I have recorded 437 podfics totaling 1,100 hours! So a hearty thank you to our wonderful authors who write and share their stories and allow me to read them to the crew!! on.soundcloud.com/IZimkmw8ORYB...

I’ve been reading Maurice by E.M. Forster for the next chapter in Please Let Me Hold You (for Stede’s Literary Classics book club) after a reader suggested it for his book club, and oh wow. The parallels to my Stede (and other people’s probably) are extraordinary…They’re going to have so much to say

Garden update thread! Yet another busy planting and plant buying day. My mom’s hyper about me gardening this year, so she got some bushes for me to plant ☠️ I’ve never planted bushes before, so. Thoughts and prayers… these are…whatever bushes. I have no idea. And canna plants.

finally i have my prize! :) so cool! 💃

We’re doing OFMD pets? Heck yeah, I got one! Mewatalli was there from day 1 when I made my first Battle Jacket in 2024, from getting fabric ink all over his tail to getting his fur all over the finished product 🤣 Some highlights here (& in replies)

Please enjoy yet *another* AU by the Chaotic Accountants. Whatever It Takes featuring: super legit, not at all sketchy, Ed Teach and his new assistant Stede Bonnet. This age gap fic has a few major CWs listed. @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/852816... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

@baskinmoonglow.bsky.social your Battle Bonnet doll is complete! (Minus the depression robe

I’m in my “hating fine fabrics” era. This charmeuse is lucky it’s pretty because it’s a slippery bitch and hard to wrangle 😂

I am also open to taking private orders for custom plushies or Blackbeard pearls, but I'd have to take payment in advance to pay for materials (and because I've had people not pay for completed plushies) but feel free to hit me up for quotes! (Guideline prices in ALT text) #bsnm #ofmd #dollsky

Briana here! Egyptologist with a bg in public libraries, posting here mostly about OFMD. I draw crew in Egyptian style, made exactly two Battle Jackets, make Stede dolls, Stede is my jam. Also nearly done writing my 1st fanfic Please Let Me Hold You, co-writing another, w/ a 3rd lurking in shadows

I could argue that this little troublemaker is my favourite because of Sutekh's terrifying presence in the Classic Doctor Who story The Pyramids of Mars, but I think it's probably actually because I am ungovernable... bit.ly/4eUGmTh #Egyptology #ArtSky #Art #OC #mythology

Did Stede Bonnet make this? Unintentional sexual innuendo ✅ Arts and crafts sesh ✅ Spreading positivity ✅

Trying my hardest not to feel like a failure because my plants I grew from seed in my humble at-home greenhouse with grow lights that I started at the time dictates by the seed packet aren’t as luxurious and abundant as what professional greenhouses with specialized equipment are selling 😞

My loves, I super need to add to my to-do list to fill up the old coin purse! If you've been wanting an excuse to boss me around a little now's a good time! I'm happy to negotiate these prices a bit. Just DM me (or comment here if you can't) if you're interested. Thank you thank you thank you! 🧡

Never thought I’d say this, but I prefer DPNs to magic loop 😳

*SENSELESS SCREAMING*

Cool, I was rejected from that job I had high hopes for 😃

Just woke up and the first thing I noticed was how much my farmer muscles hurt 🤣🤣🤣. Shoulders, triceps, hands, back, butt, back of thighs. I’m going to need a week to recover ☠️ and I’ll be stretching a lot.

Hallelujah! I finished the soutache for all three robes!! Next steps are easier and faster (until I get to the piping for the depression robes 😬) @bekahjune.bsky.social @mardie186.bsky.social @baskinmoonglow.bsky.social

I’m going to make it omg yessssss 🙌

I felt like a farmer today! I brought a garden hoe and absolutely destroyed this plot and the surrounding area. Weeds are gone, fucking hard as fuck NE Illinois clay-rich soil smashed, compost added, plants planted. 😮‍💨

May I present: Id and Steeb 🧜‍♂️🐙

Topaz is having a staring contest with Stede B. I don’t think she’s going to win, though.

YAYYYYYYYYY

I never do these because my art doesn’t work for it, but YOU should do it, because they’re always so gorgeous and seem like loads of fun 😍

So, I couldn’t finish this row because I messed up my hand, but guys guys guys I think I do have enough soutache after all! I just have to do the front. The new soutache I received today is very much not a suitable replacement, do thoughts & prayers I make this last!

Look at all the work I was up to today! Garden tour.

I have planted some of the children outside and now I keep looking at them from the door because I worry about their safety. I planted the green onions, cucumbers, zucchini, pumpkin, and kale because they’ll be able to handle the 50° tonight.