My podfic of We Don't Own Each Other by @chaoticreader.bsky.social & @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social. If Ed makes it clear Stede can sleep with other people, no one can get hurt. Right? RIGHT?

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

I need this good news.

Ch 2 of In Name Only in which Stede finishes his story, and Ed plays hooky. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/810500...

These guys have my like this

no and fuck you for asking

An evening boost, there's still time to attend mass.

This fic is now complete! I very much enjoyed this one

Cups (When I'm Gone) is finished and published to AO3. Surely Ed and Stede manage to sort something out in the end... surely? Thanks to everyone who has read this fic and for the Pop Up Pirates for putting up with me when I had writers block. #OFMDFanFic archiveofourown.org/works/777707...

Do you need a laugh this morning? Do you enjoy Ed and Stede meeting people who match their freak? Enjoy Throwing Voices. It is unhinged and just Not That Serious (TM)

Last days of the auction—don’t forget about this little lady! www.32auctions.com/organization...

Every fall, eastern monarch butterflies migrate to spend the winter in remote forests in Mexico. Their population in Mexico has declined 70% in the last 30 years. But this winter, a WWF-Mexico survey found a 64% increase in butterflies during the 2025-2026 hibernation season.

Who wants something raunchy and absolutely ridiculous to read? New fic dropped by me and @chaoticreader.bsky.social featuring unhinged ventriloquists Ed and Stede. archiveofourown.org/works/81435236

This one is so cute, I love them.

Stede sells soap. Ed sells soup. Their adjacent holiday market booths give them a chance to become fast friends. An emergency has Ed offering a wild solution—a quick sham marriage to allow Stede to keep accessing his much-needed medication. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/81050021

Three bids now!

#WIPWednesday for In Name Only, starting next Tuesday. Soap maker Stede is setting up for his first holiday market. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

This only has two bids on it, it’s so beautiful it seems criminal!

stede and ed falling asleep in each others arms after their first time in s2ep6 retweet if you agree

this pirate-y hat!!!! a great subtle nod to gay pirates in love to work into your everyday wardrobe (oops forgot the hashtag #fandommarket ) www.32auctions.com/organization...

and they are SO warm you guys. Lookit how comfy Pooh is in one that I made for my sibkid, who wanted her stuffed animals to match hers. Can't you imagine bein this cozy?

@pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social two questions, can you make this in orange, and can you slip stitch crochet a heart on the butt? www.32auctions.com/organization...

Everyone should see this and bid! A whole mermaid tail, guys!

Don't want to spend $4k on a funky chicken? How about a much more modest donation for a cozy blanket where you can re-enact one of the most stunning scenes in S2? It's a commission because you can have teal or purple and YES orange is an option and YES it can/will come with a bum heart!

@pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social two questions, can you make this in orange, and can you slip stitch crochet a heart on the butt? www.32auctions.com/organization...

My lovingly made skull cardigan is on there! Bidding starts at $50 :) www.32auctions.com/organization...

Morning bump!

I had the pleasure of reading this one and I can’t wait for Lyra to unleash it upon the world.

Official photos are coming in tomorrow, but my skull cardi is done!

If you need some sunshine for this cursed weekend, I can't recommend Ligs4Ligs enough. 100% heart-fixing fluff

bump! 🥰

Chapter 3 of Cups (When I'm Gone) is now live. Ed does a lot of reflecting in this chapter and finally has everything sussed out... or does he? #OFMDFanFic archiveofourown.org/works/777707...

@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social Everyone's favorite Chaotic Accountants have release a new chapter of Perfectly Imperfect. (Please mind the CWs for this chapter). Only one chapter and an epilogue left! archiveofourown.org/works/668110... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

#TakeTwoTuesday for fluffy sweet smutty innkeeper boys #OFMDfanfic

Now complete! Ch 12 of Ligs4Ligs, in which Ed and Stede come home and see their friends. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/752484...

#WIPWednesday for the last chapter of Ligs4Ligs, in which Ed and Stede decide to not go to Ibiza. #OFMDfic archiveofourown.org/works/75248411

On this last day of #ofmdmermay, I have to post my personal favorite piece of art for @lyratalise.bsky.social’s “Where I Find You” I think this piece really captures the vibe of the story, plus it takes inspiration from one of my favorite playbill covers! #mermay #ofmd #OFMDfanart #gentlebeard

We wrote this so long ago I totally forgot the questions I gave Stede but I love it so much.

Icymi given everything yesterday

This is required reading for all OFMD fans who got the Heated Rivalry bug this year. Absolutely required. I don’t make the rules.

I’m through 83% of my granny squares! Less than 10 to go!

Evening bump for Ch 10 of Ligs4Ligs!💜 #OFMDfic

Heated Rivalry ICE OUT: Donations Period Open until Feb. 14th: https://fandomcalendar.dreamwidth.org/1285855.html

Working on my cardigan for @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social and I’ve made it through over half of the skull squares. This sweater is gonna be so cute y’all.

Werewolf dick that destroys vampires, call that a garlic knot. Or something. I don’t fucking know, you shitpost then if it’s that easy

#HeatedRivalry ICE OUT is open for donations until Feb. 14th! Donate to one of our supported nonprofits and get a gift from a Heated Rivalry creator. There are different donation tiers that give you access to different gift request perks. Details in the carrd: iceouthr.carrd.co

Finally finished a piece I meant to post along with chapter 1 of Life Begins Again 🔥 #ofmdfanfic #ofmdfanart #fanart @dimplyowl.bsky.social . . If y'all haven't read chapter 1 👀 archiveofourown.org/works/769563...

I am looking for a beta reader! I'm just past 50% on my new long fic. It's Ed/Stede, Modern AU, rated E, but light on smut, ~75K. CW: Grief - Parental Death, Illness It's marriage of convenience for medical insurance, demi Stede, slow burn. I need cheerleading and feedback. DM me for more info! 💜

Ch 9 of Ligs4Ligs, in which Stede "fixes" a problem and takes Ed on a date. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/752484...

Neil Gaiman has returned to the Internet to signal boost a Substack 'investigation' by an independent journalist known as "technopathology" which apparently proves his innocence the main thing it proves is technopathology needs an editor.