I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. I’m assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno what‘s going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol

I’m so excited for everyone to read this and giggle about these ridiculous boys.

Medusa Ed Teach Edusa if you're nasty

Everyone go listen to my friend @lyratalise.bsky.social talk about their writing and knitting!

#TakeTwoTuesday for Unraveled and Reclaimed, which we talk about so much in the podcast! You can listen to the podfic @kninjaknitter.bsky.social or read it on AO3. #OFMDfic soundcloud.com/user-3761719... archiveofourown.org/works/66212809

Here we go *again*! Introducing yet another work by ChaoticReader and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social Pick Your Poison featuring College kids Ed and Stede. archiveofourown.org/works/74972971 #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

The thing I really hate about my particular mix/brand of mental illnesses and disorders is that I’m so *thirsty*. Throat aching thirsty, I have a full glass of water sitting next to me that my husband brought me, and I can’t make myself drink it. It’s 12 inches to my right. Just drink it, Cate.

Recurring Accountants fic things: Stede’s post-divorce slut phase, random poetic lines, gb down bad immediately, banter, gratuitous smut, role swaps from canon, bitchy stede, Ed’s self discovery, and usually @chaoticreader.bsky.social

Feeling anxious—give me your recs for the fluffiest gentlebeard long fics (30k+)

Chapter 6 of Perfectly Imperfect is now up! @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/668110... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

Weekend Bump for Working with the Wrong Tags, which is now complete! You can find out what's happening in this lovely art @sailorsruin92.bsky.social. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/69868706

‘Marry me’ is my rec for #ficrecfriday Ridiculously perfect in-character Gentlebeard romp, gives you all the laughs and all the swoons. ♥️🩵💜

Awwww! Thank you @kninjaknitter.bsky.social for making this. I’m doing happy wiggles.

Evening bump! This fic is now complete! Thank you to everyone who's read and commented. 💜

Jesus REICH Sam got cooked 😂

Ch 11 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Ed's birthday is interrupted by an unexpected guest. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/698687...

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

Here it is folks! The final chapter of the coffee boys. It's hard to say goodbye, but it's time. As a special added treat this chapter has some absolutely gorgeous artwork by the insanely talented @citrussyndicate.bsky.social . #OFMDfic #OFMDfluff #GentleBeard archiveofourown.org/works/535319...

My first gentlebeard video edit because I love these two so much, and I'm still obsessed with the fact that they found each other, against all odds 💜 Up in all my platforms! #OFMD #OFMDedit

Evening bump for this one! Thank you to everyone who's already read or commented on it. 💜

Feel bad, probably going to write some angst later

Morning bump for my newest unhinged fic (this is my 69th 😏 fic ... nice!)

Did you know that today are Ed and Stede’s fuckiversary from my series with @chaoticreader.bsky.social Sugar We’re Going Down? Have fun as they go to a Halloween Masquerade. (Rated E) archiveofourown.org/works/601913...

It's heeeeeere. 🪶🪶🪶 archiveofourown.org/works/732974... (Now with a clickable link, whoops!)

Y’all are not ready for this.

🪶🪶🪶🪶 Maybe the first chapter tonight goes up? Think feathery thoughts.

Ch 9 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Stede goes to his wedding, and Ed is not fine at all. With art @inkirtis.bsky.social. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/698687...

Another chapter of The Devil In Me by @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and me is now up! archiveofourown.org/works/729553... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

New fic! Summer Camp: Sweat, a birthday present for @bookknobs.bsky.social. It's hot, very, very hot, and Stede is so sweaty. If only Ed could help him cooldown. With his tongue. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/73043946

Me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social have a new chapter of For Your Love up! Ed spend the weekend at Stede's. archiveofourown.org/works/716978... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

archiveofourown.org/works/73053696 E | 3.3k | Ed/Stede whomst among us has not met a guy during a bar fight, accidentally gotten a huge crush on him and then asked what kind of porn he's into

We're back on our bullshit (again)...please enjoy this special Halloween treat from me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social The Devil In Me - It's Stede's weekend with the kids...what could go wrong? archiveofourown.org/works/729553... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

Ch 8 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Stede gets a makeover, and Ed is fine, really, stop asking! #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/698687...

My days are fucked up and I missed #WIPWednesday so I offer whatever *this* is... Special thanks to @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and our GC to helping and tolerating my....'me-ness' while I work on it. #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

Part 2 of Episode 4 of Your Time Starts Now is here! Many thanks to @latinkraken.bsky.social for help with Jim's Spanish! Stede does some photocopying, Izzy has a near-death experience & Ed is still completely fine. No. Really. He's fine. archiveofourown.org/works/706141... #OFMD #OFMDFic

Got a bug in my brain—new little #WIPWednesday with a Stede spiral #ofmd #gentlebeard

Re-reading Flight of Faith because I'm missing @bonnypitty.bsky.social's ballet boys tonight. Nom nom nom, such delicious angst! #OFMD archiveofourown.org/works/515959...

What happens when Ed and Jim (and a lot of tequila) get into a debate about who's ass is the nicest? You need an impartial judge...so why did Jim have to pick the hottest man Ed has ever seen to judge the best bum? And why does the lunatic have to take it so *seriously*???

Wrote a thing at work...stede adopts a cat that thanks him by bonding with Ed. Enjoy Hissy Fit! archiveofourown.org/works/72481911 #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

Ch 7 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which it turns out that intimacy comes in many varieties. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/698687...

@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and I have written an unofficial Kinktober fic cause of course we have! Here's the first 6 chapters of For Your Love. Kindergarten teacher Ed and tattoo artist Stede with a 15 year age difference. archiveofourown.org/works/716978... #OMFD #OFMDFanFic

Chapter 5 of Perfectly Imperfect by me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social is now up! Ed has to go out of town unexpectedly and Stede offers to take Geoff. archiveofourown.org/works/668110... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

Eek! The first time I’ve seen my card on someone’s feed.

Hi! Welcome to more insanity coming from me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social. This WIP started as me jokingly tell accountants her kids were summoning demons. Then of course our brains went: yeah, but what if... Next thing we know Stede's Alexa is being possessed by an Archdevil. #ofmd

Featuring a Jeffrey! Fettering! Who fucks! One thing I love about Lyra—they make sure our men are *hooked up* 🤣

Evening bump!

It's #kinktober, bitch. Time for the Omegaverse. @thatmothra.bsky.social and I are proud to present STREAMING KILLED THE VIDEO STAR, an Omegaverse pornstar AU! 🔗⬇️

telling myself "Virginia Hall escaped from the Gestapo by hiking over the Pyrenees in November 1942 while her prosthetic leg was falling apart and then she went BACK into Nazi-occupied France, so you can do this" about the tiny ways in which I am contributing to the fight, lol

Evening bump

Someone I love had a hard time yesterday, and we got on the phone until they felt a bit better, but one thing I told them was, “You know who would want you to keep going? Brennan Lee Mulligan.” And I’ve never felt so sure of something in my life lol.