oh no!!! ed's tongue piercing just got tangled with stede's prince albert!! 😨😨😨😨

Have a sfw (mentions of one of the prompts!) snip of Kinktober AU, Like I Picture You, in which Stede starts an amateur porn site, loses his boyfriend, and meets Ed—who is fascinated. Wonder there this is going… #WIPWednesday #OFMDfanfic

in a discworld au, ed is on his way to north carolina with jim and archie. the mood is weirdly hot when ed and stede immediately click. it's the first time this has happened and it's boxing day.

Happy to share Working with the Wrong Tags for #OFMDBisexualWeek for Catch Up day because it hits multiple event prompts. Come read a very oblivious Stede somehow missing that both his fiancée and his best friend are bisexual. 🩷💜💙

Ch 4 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Stede learns any number of important facts, and Ed loses his shit. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/698687...

Sunday evening boost for those that still need to attend church.

I promise this is still coming! I just have to finish up the last bit, but my weekend was thrown off by Real Life (TM).

Queen’s Greatest Hits

Bump for these sweet lads!! 🎢❤️

Sweet pirate friends, I’ve got chapter 15 of ‘Til the Stars Don’t Shine for you! Ed and Stede have an interesting little chat on the phone…🎢❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/685155... #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

And we're back with Ch. 6 of Forgotten. Let's check in with Jack, Izzy, Mary, and Lucius. archiveofourown.org/works/668696...

Episode 1 wraps up in today's chapter, which features gorgeous art by @515253545.bsky.social! In which a matchmaking plan is revealed, along with another location task & the first live task of the series, & the winner of episode one claims their prizes! archiveofourown.org/works/706141... #OFMDFic

In addition to *waves hand* everything, my car is now totaled. From a fender bender. So…

WIP Wednesday — in honor of OFMD’s bisexual week, please take a look at this little snippet from a Mary>Ed>Stede sandwich in which the long-suffering Mary is trying to make her husband realize his feelings for his best friend. 9/19 - Smut & Multiple Partners @ofmdbisexualweek.bsky.social

Morning bump!

And we're back with Ch. 6 of Forgotten. Let's check in with Jack, Izzy, Mary, and Lucius. archiveofourown.org/works/668696...

Evening bump for this one. Thanks to everyone who’s already read it! 💜

Need something fluffy? Read this absolute delight by my bestie!

People interested in seeing Rhys’s show in Indy: I’ve unfortunately had to cancel my plans to go. Alas, they do not refund tickets (😒) but they do allow you to change the name on the ticket. So who wants to be there Oct. 4 at 8:30pm? Let me know so we can discuss further.

Joining the chorus of voices saying: I’m really not good. It’s hard to exist right now, man.

Start! Reading! Now! Shit is about to happen!

Monday morning bump in case you missed attending mass yesterday. We'll see you next Sunday bright and early, please dress appropriately. Make Lucius proud.

The TALENT on this ship!! Here's a thread of links to bid on each of our generously donated original art pieces, and the link to the four-pack they're a part of. So many of these are an absolute STEAL right now! #YWMLP 🧵👇 www.32auctions.com/organization...

THANK YOU SIR

A signed postcard with a handwritten *poem* by Kristian Nairn! Put it by your bedside and you will only dream pleasant dreams about tall ships and calm seas. www.32auctions.com/organization...

Weekend Bump for the first two chapters of Working with the Wrong Tags, in case you want to get in on the ground floor with this delicious mess. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/69868706

I heard this song this morning and thought about this sweet, sad, happy fic that made me think a lot about relationships that are real and meaningful and last bc we just can't imagine being in the world without that person. And I realized I didn't yell about it! So I'm yelling about it!

Chapter 7 of Cravats and Cravings, the last full chapter. Stede fights for Ed! Ed flights for Stede! A ball! Hot library action! Stede is bedraggled!!! Tags & link below #OFMDfic

Sips wine, swirls glass: yes, please bring me a case of your finest gentlebeard smut.

Yeahhhh let's go! Took several days to get this down, but then once they started I couldn't make them stop 🤣 New Cactus Boys chapter, NSFW. Stede finds out what the other two piercings taste like. Enjoy your night. Or your morning. #ofmd #ofmdfic archiveofourown.org/works/606381...

Dearest pirate friends! Happy to report that chapter 21 is posted, with absolutely lovely art by @sailorsruin92.bsky.social!! Fireworks time for our lads 🎆🎇 archiveofourown.org/works/660038... #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

Oh hey, want a fully complete fic that includes mutual pining, unhinged parents, Jack getting his ass kicked, and childhood friends to lovers? Check out this fic I wrote in a fugue state with @chaoticreader.bsky.social.

@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and I are pleased to introduce our latest collab: My Best Friend's Brother. Written in a week and ending up at 30,177k words and 8 chapters (plus epilogue) And as a treat we're posting all at once, hope you enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/706050... #OFMD #OFMDFanFic

WE DID IT FRIENDS!!! $20,000 for @theyoungcenter.bsky.social !!! www.32auctions.com/ywmlp?r=1&t=...

Ch 2 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Stede discovers his time is up, and no one does anything sensible about it. We're getting messy. #OFMDfic archiveofourown.org/works/698687...

In case people are sad & need some sunshine ☀️ Rhys’s cameo to me. We’d just gotten the news no streamers wanted to pick up the show & I wept & then ordered this at 3am in Cairo, just to tell him thank you b/c I’d never have the chance to tell him in person #ofmd tinyurl.com/34msuka8

A wee evening bump! Some vital Menace lore in this chapter 😅😂

Oh are we talking about the future??? Because a certain @rhysiedarby.bsky.social loves the future, and who knows what it holds! Our final cast drop is… An original Rhys art!! He wanted to participate and draw his OWN postcard, and you can own it! www.32auctions.com/organization... #ywmlp #ofmd

Chapter 6 of Cravats and Cravings, in which Stede gets an unexpected and unwelcome caller Tags and link below #OFMDfic

Pirate friends! May I offer chapter 20 of Head Over Feet?? Been looking forward to sharing this part of the story 😁❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/660038... #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

TWO AMAZING ITEMS FROM @kristiannairn.bsky.social, with art by @eefaevie.bsky.social !! An incredible prop from S2 and a handwritten poem excerpt!! Find them both here: www.32auctions.com/organization... #ywmlp #ofmd

hi!! i clogged my kitchen sink and it's annoyed me so much, i've posted the next chapter of Right Where You Left me to cheer myself up. Allow my plumbing woes to be your gain! In which Ed speaks to his estranged husband for the first time in 17 years... archiveofourown.org/works/702434...

Weekend bump for this one, in case like me, you can't remember what you had on your TBR for this weekend.

OH WHATS THIS?? A new signed postcard up for auction??? THAT’S RIGHT it’s the spectacular @vico-ortiz.bsky.social as drawn by @515253545.bsky.social !! And this one is an ORIGINAL PIECE of pen and watercolor art!! www.32auctions.com/organization... #ofmd #ywmlp

This one is mine!!

Stede buys this for Ed when he completes the crimson nirnroot quest in Skyrim because he knows how annoying af that quest is

All I can say about Ch 5 of Cravats & Cravings is that the stockings stay on - ALL the stockings, as you can see in the gorgeous NSFW art by @artsy-outsider.bsky.social embedded therein. (Yeah it's mostly smut, enjoy!) Tags & link ⬇️ #OFMDfanfic

Time for chapter 19 of Head Over Feet, in which Plans are made…👀 archiveofourown.org/works/660038... #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

I’ve been waiting for this one. So sat!