As I think of the love of my life (cheese), here is a cheeky #taketwotuesday of my silly little cheesemonger fic. There are some terrible jokes/puns and Stede is an absolute idiot and I love him dearly for that. archiveofourown.org/works/70120066 #ofmdfic

Don't kill one another you guys!

Yes, good.

It's my first day back at work after a week and a half, which means I'll mostly be spending it wondering why no one else seems capable of updating a fucking spreadsheet.

Louis Bonnet in half you all’s modern AUs

Been writing 😶

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Pippa Durham, 38, was looking forward to a new six-part series billed as a bodice-ripping retelling of the Dissolution of the Monasteries. However, she spotted a 20th-century doorknob in the background of one of the shots and has been livid ever since.

Scratchy blankets, learning he’s been declared dead, Ed shaves his beard off? Can you imagine the state of Stede’s mind before he even gets to the kiss or meeting Chauncey?

Autumn vibe.

The absolute greatest on stage Buttons transmogrification i’ve ever seen, perfectly set to Defying Gravity. You MUST see this #OFMD drag show performance (their first!!) by @ship-ahoy.bsky.social, hosted by @twoactsofdrag.bsky.social

I'm delighted to announce that Our Flag Means Community's first event, The Wee Con, raised almost £2700 for our chosen charities ❤️ Both donations (including all processing fees) were submitted today! Thank you all for reminding us it's about belonging to something ❤️ #theweecon

The seas would be a happier place if we could just talk it through.

My uncle, who calls himself 'old fashioned' and who I call 'a homophobe', unexpectedly bought me a biography of Freddie Mercury for my birthday in what I assume is some kind of gesture of acceptance. Bit late but ok.

AudHD King

Kristian Nairn will be appearing at Comic Con Liverpool November 15th! www.comicconventionliverpool.co.uk

Repost of this chapter in Please Let Me Hold You when oblivious Stede makes a PPT presentation to convince Mary to let down bad Ed carve the Thanksgiving turkey & he shares it w/ Ed's livestream 🤣 #OFMD Find all 7 slides and the chat's loud & crazy reaction here: archiveofourown.org/works/606381...

Self indulgent fic is my absolute favourite thing, please throw in all your random interests and experience!

Sad to have to post this - Further pictures from Christine Wada’s panel are being circulated, despite my clear request they not be. I do not have permission sharing these, and spreading them not only damages my reputation but also any chance of future events and guests sharing exclusive material.

Last day of hols today (I don't work weekends anyway so they don't count), so took the dog to the beach and now you all have to look at the pretty shells I found.

im missing this idiot big time today

This is the most slam dunk modern AU I've ever seen

Reminded to my fellow UK OFMD fans that both seasons are only available on iPlayer for one more month 💔 Line up your alternative methods of viewing in preparation 🏴‍☠️

Autistic ways of saying “I love you” (that you might miss): - “I researched your problem. Here are your options” - “I made a spreadsheet/ list/ plan to help you” - being ourselves around you (infodumping, not masking etc) - “Here’s a meme that I think you’d like” #AutismAwareness

Guess I should make more of those…

A reminder that I love these nonsense men with all my heart (also watched this ep on the flight, as it happens ❤️)

Ok but have we considered the role of the scratchy blankets in the whole leaving Ed at the dock thing? Poor lad was probably halfway to sensory overload even before Badminton showed up 😫

Con goodies (next time I will actually bring stuff to swap and not be a leech, promise!)

If any of the digital #theweecon people would like a tiny shiny boat, I will send you one. And the rest of you that I annoyed and asked about 4 times each if you had one, I'm sorry, I can't remember faces/names/people and everyone kept on changing outfits all weekend.

“the fandom is dying” maybe to you 🫵, i’m delusional enough to keep this thing running without any help

@david-jenkins.bsky.social proposing season 2 of OFMD to the writer’s room.

voters in every other US city tonight watching New York voters select Zohran Mamdani and his pro-queer, pro-immigrant, pro-labor, anti-hate policies like

Rude of bsky not to have introduced balloons in time for my birthday, but anyway, 36 it is.

Still travelling - next time I'm taking a magic row boat that transports those who are gay enough in seconds.

Ok but when I say I'm not at all peopled out from Wee Con, I mean I still have plenty of energy to just chat with random folk, which is quite often a problem after just a normal day in the office. What is this piratey witchcraft?

There was definitely a tonne of complex relationship drama on Zheng's crew, they just didn't go on about it like those fucking emotional men.

Today I'm embarking upon an epic 8 hour journey by coach and train, since someone cursed the rail network while we were busy. I think my ancestors got to Liverpool faster on a boat from Ireland.

Went to visit my other beloved fictional weirdo earlier.

I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote: "To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace." No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.

I see them everywhere

He's contemplating defying gravity

#theweecon was amazing, pleeeease can we do it again next year

How am I gonna explain to my family the first drag show I went to featured a seagull doing defying gravity.

I think I've spent something like 30 hours speaking to people these last 3 days and am still not drained by it, because pirates are magic.

Worth it.

Rather exquisite.

Just really need you all to see these creepy little fuckers who are guarding the fruit bowl in my hotel kitchen, because I'm not being the only one having nightmares.

I am successfully in an Edinburgh hotel (fyi to everyone whose floor I threatened to end up on should they not let me check in this late!)

Wee Con folk come and find us in the cafe!