18yo to 15yo: Dad’s the kind of guy who would ask who yaoi is Husb (from another room): I know who Yowie is! He’s a cryptid from Australia!

Another neat thing to notice is how the music is made to seem diagetic—muffled a bit as if being played up on deck

BEHOLD it's Revenge-o-rama! Villains coming later, I literally ran out of room on this file to draw them 😂 🚀 #OFMDTVAU #ofmd

an au where Ed is the North American plate and Stede is the Pacific Plate and every time they fuck there’s an earthquake on the San Andreas fault 🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋

Thanks @marieek.bsky.social for making us such a beautiful image. Ed & Stede have never looked so peaceful at the Starlight. Many ❤️❤️❤️ from us to you! @tightenupmate.bsky.social @citrussyndicate.bsky.social @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

FRENCH LUCIUS!!!! 🥖🇫🇷

I just explained to my mom that my dad (her ex-husband) is almost certainly on the autism spectrum and she was like

The model ship all smashed up and put back in the cabinet 😭 #ofmd

It's international talk like a pirate day AND bisexual awareness week!! Arrrr to my fellow birates!! 💗💜💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

For the record. I took the original tweet as mainly about Vince taking “inspiration” from AI (BOO), but this clarifies that AI didn’t write the lyrics

I'm having a commission sale! $25 off any Gentlebeard commission and $20 off any single character piece of Ed or Stede. All works are in my usual full colour style. Discount is applicable on anything booked until the end of September. Ready to start today! Thank you ❤️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Random bit of knowledge: for cooking and drinking, always start with cold water from the tap. Hot water releases lead from the pipes (even “lead-free” pipes have a small amount, solder is lead, and plumbing installed before 1990 has a lot of it). Source: www.regionofwaterloo.ca/en/health-an...

Huge day for gay people everywhere

Totally inconsequential rant (and I don’t even drink coffee) but why do people complain that pumpkin spice latte has no pumpkin in it? It was never supposed to. “Pumpkin” is an adjective describing “spice” here, not “latte.” Do you want actual pumpkin in your coffee? I wouldn’t 😬

In May 2023 I started keeping a spreadsheet of fics I read on AO3. (SMAUs and podfics are separate and I didn’t think to do this for the first year but—) Just recorded my 1000th fic and it’s “An Alien in Boston” by Deanbird which you should read too! archiveofourown.org/works/69878836

I got to go to the gay disco and had a great time

Thinking about all those people on stage; for most it was their first movie premiere and probably so overwhelming. Sean Astin and J Balvin (apparently? 🤷 I’m not cool enough to know who he is) are too famous to look silly. But Rhys and Matt Walsh have done this before but aren’t under scrutiny so 🍿🥤

Yet more Rhys from littlelorrainefilm on IG! That cutie patootie with his snacks istg

TL save me from the horrors

More Rhys on the red carpet, including the infamous glasses pose! (Screenshots from an IG reel by Little Lorraine director Andy Hines)

Heyyyyyy that fanny pack looks like the one we got in the TIFF swag bag at the red carpet! I bet he got one too

sorry for the lack of tattoos, I just wanted to quickly make this lol

Stills from IG stories by littlelorrainefilm. In the second video Rhys says, “I’m not getting enough work!” 😭

Witnessed some sort of boot-based coven in downtown Toronto last night.

I chose the giant popcorn kernel prop so I could pretend it was an octopus

YISSSSSSSSS!🤣

I made it safely home at 2 am!🤣

Been hanging out in my car for an hour since it’s blocked in in the tightest parking lot I’ve ever experienced. Hoping one of three cars leaves so I can make the 1.5 hr drive home!

Aaaaaaaaaaaa I got his attention again by pointing at my shirt!

Potato quality Photo of Rhys Darby at the premiere of Little Lorraine at TIFF

I yelled Rhys’s name, he turned and then said “Nice shirt!” which led to the pointing!

Rhys Darby at TIFF Red Carpet!

HAPPY DICKFUCK DAY, CREW! 🏴‍☠️ May we all have the chance to do something weird today 💜 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

When I first watched OFMD I recognized Joel Fry from having seen him in Yesterday. I just watched the movie again and was delighted at how he is a perfect modern AU Frenchie!

From a few days later

I bought a pack of pirate playing cards, and the box speaks to the truth of fanfiction 1/7

Death Star advocates say shooting into the little hidden vent will blow the whole thing up… … so definitely don’t do that…

June 11, 2022. “I wonder how your engines feel” by CharlieDC—which sprang from their tweet “rip edward teach you would’ve loved giving road head” 😁 I remember it! I’d been reading SMAUs but I didn’t know about AO3 until that day archiveofourown.org/works/39572427

😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

Chapter 9 of Squatters (thank you @tightenupmate.bsky.social, JoQuickly, and @citrussyndicate.bsky.social for letting me collab!) AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/526206...

Buttons in fic: all-knowing and all-seeing, travels across universes Buttons in canon: “Too bad about Jim dying”

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? Well it’s going to be very entertaining!

I’m in the airport about to leave the beautiful island of Barbados. With the caveat that obviously the historical Stede Bonnet was a dumbass (/neg), a colonist, and a participant in the cruel slavery system, I had to look around for anything reminiscent of #OFMD 1/?

•name: dm for my real name🤪 •pronouns: she/ze or he/him in drag •height: 5’9” •sexuality: bi (that’s all inclusive)+aego •sign: Gemini •piercings: ears plus 2 abandoned •tattoos: 2 •fav drink: tea •fav food: ceviche •mbti: ? •relationship: 24 years married😂

I keep thinking about this and I’m honestly so proud of Kristian for taking on this challenge. I’ve been taking dance classes in the last year for the first time in my life and it is a STRUGGLE. (But so rewarding when you get it right.) I hope he finds so much joy in what his body can do!🕺