I genuinely, no-kidding recommend watching a couple whose line sketches every morning.

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

The teaser being all about the crew and the love they put into making it. 💕 I love it so much.

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Imagine being in jail for possession of cocaine and seeing this shit

"I knew you'd come through for me. You always do." "Well, you said trust me." "And you did." -Good Omens Happy Valentines day for 2026 :3 Love you all 🫶

Seeing it acknowledged so openly has me feeling some kind of way 😭

From the renewal on December 14th 2023 to the release date on May 13th 2026.. we did it you crazy sons of bitches, we're out of the trenches. #GoodOmens

the gayest thing he has ever done and I've seen him kiss a man multiple times

Reminder to please get behind a better candidate than Gavel Noosehim in the primaries.

All I ask is that Leslie Jones be allowed to question Pam Bondi next time.

Baritown Steely Don thinks CBS was too Deacon blue, but night fly Bari’s shift to MAGA pretzel logic and a quack Dr. Wu isn’t exactly reeling in the viewers. How long till kid Dokoupil gets the news, drinks his Big Black Cow, and gets out of here? by Maureen Dowd

I haven’t seen this yet, but here’s my advice; don’t listen, engage, or acknowledge when bad faith actors ask how we can still be excited about #GoodOmens3. Ignore them. Don’t let them steal your joy - and don’t let them steal MY joy by amplifying their voices. 😇🥂😈

“When’s the Good Omens finale?” my *NSYNC loving ass:

Fuck man, I'm so privileged. I'm so lucky to be alive. I'm so grateful for my life. Everything fucking sucks ass right now. All of these can be true.

Songs that always make me cry, every time, without fail: - This Woman’s Work by Kate Bush - Her Town Too by James Taylor - Goodbye Earl by The Chicks (yes seriously) - Leader of the Band by Dan Fogelberg - Fuckin Perfect by P!nk - I’ll Stand By You by the Pretenders - Soothe by Todd Rundgren

“Democrats are afraid of what they’ll find in the Epstein Files. They don’t want full accountability.” I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.

Hey definitely call your senators about this. Like seriously.

They got a name for the winners in the world

Repost with an image of your favorite bird. This is the only answer I could POSSIBLY give. Two birds on one bench!!! 🦩

i appreciate this but i think we have conclusively demonstrated that it can continue to not be over until at least ~150 years after MN flag acquisition

I think everyone is taking Bondi's "but the DOW is over $50k" comment the wrong way. It isn't a distraction it's a threat. She had just pointed out the man questioning her was involved in day trading, that he's benefiting from people on the list being in power. Out them and YOUR market collapses.

I have a genuine question for all my friends who are into makeup: What is the point of spending $40+ on a basic, non-lighted two-mirror compact? You can get compacts at dollar tree and the mirrors work just as well? /gen

I'm pretty sure this is when he decided to fight

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

I had a thought. Then somebody spoke to me, and the thought went away. I’m gonna be chasing it all day.

I post this every Olympics but the fastest way for me to not cheer for a female figure skater is for her to wear skin-colored boots

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“Republicans are over here being straight-up mercenaries,” Longwell said. “Democrats give everybody Fridays off and talk about work-life balance.” She apologized for yelling into the phone. Democrats “are not built for when the fascists come." www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

I think that the problem may have been... that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. IAN: I really think you’re just making a much too big thing out of it.

I’m on the hunt for ARC readers for my next novel, With Potential! Please click below if you’re interested- sign ups close on 2/25! #booksky #writesky #smutsky Reposts welcome! 🦊💛

It takes cojones of steel to smell this strongly of weed at the DMV that shares an office with State Troopers but the dude in front of me apparently has just those cojones

Maybe Kash’s girlfriend is hosting a girls’ night in El Paso.

What? No, there's no reason I'm posting this today. Why do you ask?

@stedeco.re ?

Definitely telling my kids this was Ilia Malanin

I’m glad to see people protesting Discord forcing IDs for age verification, but what I need everyone to understand is that there’s immense bipartisan pressure to make the entire internet like this, and they are likely going to succeed unless something drastic happens

A must read. "We’re in a race...need to act before the administration has the personnel & detention facilities to broaden its actions... we’re witnessing the repetition of ... [large scale] concentration camp systems in history—the Soviet Gulag, Nazi concentration camps, & labor camps in the PRC."

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 I am not asking ANYONE to parent my kids. But my kid seeing shit he shouldn’t have on a “safe” site at age 6 led to dramatic, life-altering domino effects (now including impending homelessness) and FUCK you if you think you shouldn’t care about that.

They still can cook on X The Everything App

When we get out the other side of this, we should think seriously about making signs like this permanent, like the plaques in Paris that tell you that you're standing on the exact spot where a resistance fighter was shot down by the Nazis in 1944.

The left rages at Democrats over "surrender" on ICE: "Absolutely pathetic"

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Tomorrow morning I have an appointment at the DMV. You can probably expect some bitching from me in this space.

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