Bluesky rn: "So what is wrong with Ameri ... hold on ... OMG NORTHERN LIGHTS BRB." (I'm a joiner.)

The sun farted!! This one was visible to the naked eye!!

I made spaghetti for dinner and used some hot dog buns that were on the verge of stale to make garlic bread. This was apparently, according to the kids, socially unacceptable and “cringe.” My kids would NEVER have survived my childhood. NEVER.

I'm thinking today of all my fellow veterans but especially the more than 5,000 trans service members and their families who were kicked out of the military this year despite being highly qualified and serving honorably. This injustice will be a stain on our nation's history.

Name a badass female character... This woman right here got me into writing fic.

I will never ever ever forgive Oprah Winfrey for elevating this clown and Dr Phil. Never.

I have a toothache and I’m not being very brave about it ☹️

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

The queer pop anthem this administration did not ask for. 💕🐴🤥 #BigPhonySchmuck #NewVideo #parody

🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...

Danny Concannon gets a lot of shit, right or wrong, but he was dead-slap-on in his rant that ended “why are democrats always so bumfuzzled?”

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

Radical idea: not giving up.

Congratulations to banks and financing companies on this auspicious day for their crooked asses

Yes, as a matter of fact I *can* make anything about The West Wing.

Kate Carin (Good Omens 3 costume designer) just shared this on Insta 😮

It’s time to move forward, past my many failures and betrayals, the future is now.

There are few things worse than an aborted sneeze

........except they really really suck at the enemies and hate part

EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/

It is somehow both “this has been the longest year in recorded history” and also “how is it the middle of November already” right now

What is the point of this? Like, I understand that ICE is rooted in brown hatred, that the shutdown is rooted in trying to make people poorer and sicker, but I don’t understand the motive behind this

🚨🚨Hey folks apparently we still have a chance to stop this deal but we need to get one of these 8 to flip their votes: Durbin, Rosen, Cortez Masto, King, Kaine, Fetterman, Shaheen, Hassan. If one of them is yours, please get on the phone right now and tell them to reverse their vote. 202-224-3121🚨🚨

Every now and then, something good happens

Please call!

there was a post i wanted to make about aziraphale but i got distracted looking at pictures and forgot what i was gonna write

twitter being bought and turned into a propaganda machine for fascism, which is directly pumped into every journalist in the world's brain, is one of the worst things to happen in the last few years. we might not survive it.

My nose is itching uncontrollably and I want you all to know this because if I get sick again that’s going to be a defining chapter in my villain origin story

THIS is the kind of situation we find ourselves in when you don't vote for Democrats, folks. Yes, the Democrats are frustrating disappointing spineless centrist hypercapitalist neoliberal shills. But the Republicans are fucking TERRORISTS.

IYKYK

Share a TV series from the 1960's you love. 📺

The most corrupt administration in American history.

What’s it like in your head?

Omg four days omg omg omg

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

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And that's why we have a back-up Hawkeye.

Mike Johnson is Stephen Colbert’s Wario.

Cover reveal! This gorgeous cover was done by @voxwoman.bsky.social. The official release is November 12, but if you’d like to preorder, click below! Reposts very welcome! #booksky books2read.com/u/3nJkJ5

#Todd #ToddisGodd

Just a reminder that writing a book, being creative, in the current state of the world is heroic. Keep creating. 💜

Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide

We elect 537 people—Congress plus the White House. That’s not even enough to fill the bleachers at a small-town JV game. Yet those 537 hold hundreds of millions of us hostage with ideas like “trickle-down.” The power to change this is in our hands.