Today I learned that there are vast international differences in what ‘flapjack’ means #gbbo

If only the country had an opposition political party

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Careful what you carry

Look, I think we’re all clear where I stand wrt this administration and everything it encompasses. They can all burn and sooner rather than later. With that said, I do not feel that a local police bulletin about a fugitive wanted murder is the correct place for the ‘release the flies’ memes.

“do not speak badly of yourself, for the warrior that is inside you hears your words and is lessened by them”

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

Replace “Love” with “Lunch” in a song to get those tastebuds primed! <sings> Must have been lunch, but it’s over now. Must have been good, but I lost it somehow…

These things hardly ever get traction for me but sure what the hell

Reefer Madness, but it's Tylenol.

I mean... find the difference. #CurrentEvents #GoodOmens

How to pronounce acetaminophen: ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES

For those living outside the USA and are asking if Americans even recognize that their president is a stark, raving mad lunatic: Yes. Yes we do. Most of us, anyway.

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As a child of the Reagan years, the fact that the *Republican Party* is expropriating shares in companies and shaking companies down while saying stuff like this is wild

Fun Fact: answering a spam call (or a spam text) marks your number as active and will likely result in more spam calls.

Wasn’t social media, exactly, but some forums circa 2012. I was popular and had lots of friends - or so I thought. A thread got started about how much I suck, and it turned into a dogpile. I still don’t understand why it happened or what I did, but it was genuinely traumatic and made me skittish

Every artist I’ve ever known has this itch to create that won’t go away until they create. They have to do it. It’s why I know the “finally, someone like me can make art” AI users are full of shit. What they really mean is “finally, a way to get social media likes without hard work”.

Yeah, I’m into that spooky shit 👻

Just hit me 35 years later that Richard Marx wrote a song that was blatantly about what shitty sleazeballs the entirety of Hollywood are and had a top ten hit with it. Fucking iconic.

Goddamn poetry. I’ll never write anything as beautiful and it’s okay because nobody ever should

These are fair surmises.

lmao. see, people hate on "defund the police" because both political parties dragged it, but they still support what it actually means

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

"Some men should concern themselves with gentler things." #OurFlagMeansDeath

Probably my most evergreen post

Given the impending rapture; should I make dinner or nah?

writing filthy, nasty queer porn is an act of resistance. drawing/painting filthy, nasty queer porn is an act of resistance. creating anything and everything in this vein is resistance. the sanitation of fandom is directly related to fascism and puritanism— fight back! fuck censorship!

Happy Bi Day of visibility!! I see you, I love you, you’re valid, and your butt looks great!! 💖💜💙

I would very much like to get off of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride now, please. 🙏🏻

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/

Tylenol does not cause autism but *not* taking Tylenol can cause women to be truly miserable during pregnancy so you can see why the GOP is so gung-ho about this line of argument.

Dear World: a quarter of us voted for him. Most of us disapprove of him. Most of us are embarrassed by him. He does not represent us.

Just imagine the soft ‘angel’ Crowley will utter when he sees Aziraphale for the first time in GO3

Y’all. 14 was having a convo with one of her friends about fandom. That friend said they were into Good Omens and fic. My kid RECOMMENDED MY FIC TO HER FRIEND ASSDJKLFGHKDLAJGH

Every so often, like a stuck clock, he says something accurate.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Even if the rapture happens tomorrow (which it won’t bc Christ is coming back like a thief in the night), churches this Sunday will more or less be filled with the same people as this past Sunday bc most people who call themselves “Christians” have lost the plot entirely.

#Pinks #ProudBlue As they have shown us time and time again. 🎯 🎯 🎯

Been talking to people quite a bit about how it's easy to understand "cancel Disney+!" but harder to understand the initial and bigger problem is with Nexstar and Sinclair, so lemme make it easier. Find your local Nexstar channel Find your local Sinclair channel

"Your stuff is shit anyway" along with a boycott might feel better to spit at a corporation but I have this feeling that "Damn, I'm really going to miss your stuff, hope you change your mind" might make them sit up a little straighter. When your best friends ditch you, you know you done wrong.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Only 1 person in the whole study went from identifying as trans to not identifying as trans. The 1/5 number came from youth going between the binary and non-binary spectrum. This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.

Someone wrote 'Low income households can't afford to be minimalist' and if you think that through its absolutely true. If you are rich or high income you can easily afford to get rid of things. If you are poor you cling to EVERYTHING bc that's where your fucking money went.