Made it onto the bus this morning! In roughly 23 hours I'll finally be back in NS! 🙏😁

I thought I deserved a little something spicy tonight. 😝

SO. 😆 As established, I've finally set foot on solid land again. 🥰 We managed to actually get out on the helicopter this morning, which, in retrospect, was not nearly as big a deal as I made the possibility when I was first going out. lol DEFINITELY preferable to that damned boat. It feels a...

GUESS WHO'S BACK ON SOLID LAND, BABY?! 🥳🙏💕🥳🙏💕

YESSSSSSSSSSS! It's gonna be a good day... I can fuckin' FEEL it.

My. Goddamn. Motherfucking. Flight. Was Cancelled. Again. May I remind y'all that I am currently on day 26 of what was supposed to be a 21 day shift? I swear to fuck, I'm THIS close to putting on the survival suit, jumping overboard, and fuckin' SWIMMING back to land. 🤬

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST, Y'ALL, I think I just lost ten years off my goddamn life. 😭 Apparently someone didn't think my experience offshore had been fucking MEMORABLE enough, bc someone somehow set off a smoke alarm in the kitchen, and FUCK BLOODY FUCK, if you've never been woken up from a dead...

Okay, I made this dumb little layout drawing bc I have to see if any of my fellow neurodivergents feel the same as me about this dumb situation. 😝 So this is the layout of the cafeteria on the floatel. You can see that I basically drew one side and then mirrored it, bc that's exactly how it's...

It's the fluffiest time of the year! And there can be a bit of smut as well, of course. 😜 Chapter One of #BabyItsColdOutside🎄⛄️ is now in early-access on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/143259... and Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/traceystales... #GoodOmens #GoodOmensfanfic #IneffableHoliday

Update on The Situation At Sea. 😝 So the waters have been much calmer the past two days - or, at the very least, calm enough that the flotel's natural steadying systems have us down to just a gentle sway. But, confusingly, we still hadn't reconnected to the rig when I got up this morning. So I...

I had the oddest dream last night in which there was some sort of benefit concert going on, and I was performing in some random-ass trio with Alan Doyle (the lead singer of Great Big Sea), and Paul Mc-fuckin-Cartney. But the oddest thing wasn't the dream itself, rather than how I woke up from it.

Learning new things in Eden #GoodOmens

Waitaminute... Having trouble writing... Can't seem to find a single fic I want to read... I know this pattern... Fuckballs, I'm properly depressed again. 😩

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NSFW!! Yum #goodomensnsfw

(2/2) TW: Eldritch Horror, Body Horror

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Aww, angel bbyyy😇🥹🤍💕 #myart #goodomens #aziraphale #comfortcharacter

Just a cute lil' Starmaker.😗 #goodomens #crowley #goodomensfanart #angelcrowley #art #drawing

Astra's lil Adventure Part 4 (1/2)

I never did manage to get near a window during the storms, but I found a vid someone took during Thursday's weather. P.S. Thursday was when it was starting to calm down. 🙃

That moment when you've become so disillusioned with the entire world that when your father suggests you should write a book about "___", your legit first thought is, "What would even be the point?" 😔

DOUBLE BALLS, I'm gonna run out of ADHD meds before I get home now. 😭

AH HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... I'm gonna CRACK. My flight for tomorrow afternoon has been updated to Wednesday evening. 😭

I never shared this one — I just really love the idea of them going for a swim so Crowley can get some relief for his poor back while he's carrying their little peanut. And you bet he's calling himself a boat. An ark, if you will🚢 #GoodOmens #IneffableFamily #IneffableParents

アマルフィデート💖の天使と悪魔。クロアジだよ Ineffable husbands dating in Amalfi.🍋 #GoodOmensFanArt #ineffablehusbands #fanart #procreate #illustration #love

Love lights up everything If you’d like to help it grow, you can find me on Patreon and Ko-fi: patreon.com/SiAillustrat... ko-fi.com/siaillustrat... #illustration #goodomens #goodomensfanart #crowley #ineffablehusbands #goodomensart #aziraphale #goodomensfandom #aziracrow #digitalart #goodomens3

Ello Ello Bluesky peeps! 👋 I present you a very drunk angel and his not so very drunk demon 🍜🍶 #goodomens #goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #drunkaziraphle #smittencrowley #japan

*nods enthusiastically* My husband does not understand my constant desire to gnaw on him. I'm not entirely sure that I understand either, but the point stands. 😅

Thus ends this year's monster-centric, slightly-late Halloween tale. 😝 I hope you enjoy the conclusion, my darlings! 😘 archiveofourown.org/works/734645... #GoodOmens #GoodOmensfanfic

So, we're officially at day 7 out of 8 days spent in storms at sea. 🤪 I had a rough time sleeping last night bc it got bouncy again, so I had a bit of a lie in, but it's gotten calmer now and I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to kick up again. I might finally be in the clear. 🤪

It's been a rough couple of days and I've spent a good deal of it laying in bed, not really wanting to move at all, but I've got a few pages of my Christmas fic scribbled out, so yay for tiny bits of progress while feeling like crap! 🤪

🛍️ Afternoon Nap 💤 After running some errands, Aziraphale is happy to bask in his husband's sleepy affectionate mood while telling him all about the latest treats! This is November's mini print for my patrons! You can join until the last day of November #GoodOmens #aziracrow

Yes, yes. Bearded Aziraphale is a smoke show. But picture this *makes cinema hands* bearded DEMON! Aziraphale is gobsmacked when he sees an unshaven Crowley!

You mean, like, a sudden rainstorm forces them together beneath a canopy, they look into each other's eyes and realize they were meant for each other." #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands #GoodOmensFanart #Gos3 #Aziraphale #Crowley #GoodOmensComic #IneffableHusbandsFanart #aziracrow

Not too much to say this morning, my dears, except that I am very, very ready to go home already. 🤪 The storm surged overnight and I had a rough one. Still haven't gotten sick in the sense of throwing up, but I feel like crap and I'm exhausted despite sleeping a ridiculous amount over the past...

Chapter 5, in which Crowley is aware that he is an idiot, but that he is also lucky. Very, VERY...lucky. 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/734645... #GoodOmens #GoodOmensfanfic

SO, what day are we on? Thursday? Alright, so... Yesterday kinda sucked, not gonna lie. lol I mentioned in yesterday's post that I was pretty much sticking to my room, remaining horizontal and all that. That worked for a while, but sooner or later I had to venture out to find more filling food...

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Smooch the snake xoxo #GoodOmens

Kind of an awkward way to show it, but this is an example of how much the floatel is moving at this particular moment. There is no air movement in this room. This curtain's movement is entirely in relation to the rocking of the entire structure.

So, Day 1 of the second storm...lol... It got pretty rough overnight, and we are currently in what's supposed to be the worst of it. The floatel honestly does a great job of stabilizing itself, but even still, we're definitely rocking and rolling at the moment. I can tell by the nature of the...

I have decided that the next time someone asks me what I'm writing about, I'm just gonna unabashedly answer, "Werewolf porn." And if they're baffled enough to respond with something like, "Really??", I'm gonna shrug and say, "Write what you know, right?" #ChoosingChaos 😆

Don't worry, Angel, he only wishes you "goods." x3 With my priest AU x3 #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands #GoodOmensFanArt

I love them so much!!The second season destroyed me completely 😭 #goodomens

Y’all remember in season 2 when Crowley mentioned he can feel the Bentley ok so uh well-that’s what’s going on uh-when two ineffable dads love each other they-ok I’m gonna leave this here and skedaddle love you bye 🏎️🏎️🏎️ #goodomens #goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #imsorry #slightlynsfw

I took a video for y'all for reference. So, this is the base that the rig sits on. See how there's a brown layer, then a yellow layer, then the white? I know it doesn't look like it from this shot, but that yellow layer is roughly 1.5 meters high. So since the water is dipping down into the...

The main problem, I've found, with fanfic teaching me about so many new kinks over the years, is that I now feel like I've gotta somehow jam all of them into every fic I write and that's...that's just not reasonable. 😂

Storms at Sea Update # I Dunno, I Lost Count...lol So it is now Tuesday. The floatel reconnected to the rig last night, but no one was allowed to go over because all the generators were shut down before we left, so there's no light over there right now. Currently they are waiting for a bit of...

COVER REVEAL! Delighted to share the gorgeous artwork by @siaobell.bsky.social for our next erotica anthology MONSTEROTICA: TALES OF UNUSUAL COURTSHIP AND COUPLING. It's queer monsterfucking. 🌈📚 Kickstarter launches later this month! Follow our pre-launch here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/duc...