and lest we forget the alternate take of the snake snack scene featured in the iconic 'his name is ed' montage!!!!!!!!! probably complete with bonus unheard improvised dialogue!!!!!!!!!!!! release the tapes hbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The assholes are outnumbered. Every day is a testament to this truth. I see it all of the time. Most people are decent.

They’re talking about Lisa Kudrow’s show The Comeback which is getting a third season a decade later—this could be us, never give up!

Don't fursuit during a rapture. Worst mistake of my life.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

I feel like tippy taps in comfy shoes need to be back on the feed ❤️ #ofmdbts

There was a joke about how Tumblr fucked itself in Only Murders in the Building this week FFS, even your nan probably watches that show.

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

If you want to watch all of your old favorite Disney, Marvel or Stars Wars movies now that you've canceled Disney+ go to your local public library! Public libraries have a great selection of physical media. You can also access the Kanopy app with your library card. Support your local library!

The end of an empire is never a great place to be. Stay safe friends.

As a bisexual moron, I unironically love this take.

Do this to voice your outrage at Disney's unjust cancellation of Kimmel and other people's shows for simply practicing their free speech, ASAP.

reminding you again because in addition to books, ebooks, and audiobooks, your library probably has: streaming music, movies, and tv; cds, dvds, video games, bluray; newspaper and magazine subscriptions; citizenship resources; maps; language learning resources; genealogy resources; and more!!!

hi i’m emotional over ed doing a shy, little shoulder sway on the way in. do it scared!! do it with a silly, little stim to build up your bravery!! 🥹

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

If you're not drawing a through line between the admin's targeting of Mahmoud Khalil and the suspension of Jimmy Kimmel's show, you are missing what the assault on free speech looks like. It may start with someone unfamiliar or foreign to you, but unchecked, it will always reach you.

I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.

The happiest he’s ever been was on Wendy Williams, giving advice and gossiping. Born to be one of the girls, forced to usher in fascism

If you’re on academia dot edu, let me suggest that you strongly consider deleting your account.

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We do not have poverty because we cannot meet the needs of the poor. We have poverty because we cannot satiate the demands of the rich.

Someone should write a fic about this kind of table. There is so much potential! Could be Stede has one (or makes them) and Ed finds it super fascinating, or maybe Ed makes tables/ other furniture and Stede commissions him to make something insane like this! www.instagram.com/reel/DOZxr2d...

I cannot explain enough how much I do not care if the actors of a ship do not like the ship. I do not care if the creator or writers dislike it. Whether a ship ends up as canon, or whether it has approval from the crew, is antithetical and meaningless to shipping culture

This is why conservatives have spent decades gutting the education system. Why red states forbid teaching proper history that they consider uncomfortable (i.e. accurately critical of them). Because the gen pop can't learn from history, so the GOP can keep using the same old fascist playbook.

Actual progressives are winning elections in deep red areas. GOP town halls are turning into yelling matches as their constituents tear them new assholes.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

I don't know how many times I can say it, or how many ways, but the right's actions *are not caused by the left*. They want power & control. They want to destroy the left, crush its organizing mechanisms, jail its leaders, and rule without opposition. THEY DON'T NEED EXCUSES.

Apropos of nothing, if your management at work makes a stupid decision (e.g. cutting labor costs by 30%) and experiences no negative consequences because you are killing yourself to get all the work done anyway, then they have no incentive to fix it because you're fixing it for them.

Over the past few months @wired.com, @teenvogue.com, @prismreports.org, @truthout.org, @inquest.bsky.social, @hammerandhope.bsky.social, @theguardian.com, @rollingstone.com and so many other outlets have kept me more than informed.

The @newrepublic.com actually does very useful and helpful REPORTING. How about @propublica.org? Excellent. The @51st.news is doing excellent actual reporting. So is @thetriibe.com in Chicago. There are so many other places to get actual useful news.

I'm not sure that's what those words mean

Javier Bardem at the #Emmys: "Here I am today denouncing the genocide in Gaza... Free Palestine!" (via @Variety)

Disney's ADVENTURES OF THE GUMMI BEARS premiered on NBC's Saturday morning cartoon line-up on September 14th, 1985, and this theme song - sung by Toto's Joseph Williams (son of composer John Williams) - has been stuck in my brain ever since...

Half my coworkers at Taco Bell are homeless. Some live in their cars. One guy literally lives under a bridge. Apartments around here start at $2000/mo but I could rent a dilapidated trailer with plastic sheeting for doors for $850/mo

While accepting her first Emmy for her role in HBO's 'Hacks,' Philadelphia Eagles fan Hannah Einbinder ended her speech by saying, "Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine." Check out our latest politics coverage, including how to defend immigrants against ICE here: tnvge.co/x9pufYG

They are mad that people are sharing his own words. That messes with their plans.

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the comments section in most korean news sites under reports of what these people went through is so inspiring there's so much anti US animus right now i've never loved my people more. they said babies we are sending a chartered jet to bring you home and then it is time to mcflipping lose it.

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Some of the stuff we’re attributing to intractable cultural differences comes from people not being able to afford basic things and being gaslit about it.

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"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you "Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for. But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem

When you say someone’s existence is up for debate, you are saying that your hobby is hurting them.