HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

Logging in to say I'm finding Rhys and Bear Grylls promo extra funny for birdbois reasons. 🥹🥹🥹

QUÉ HAGO, ME MATO? +? + ??!!???

Life is much happier when you outgrow the concept of cringe and just sincerely love things.

After 18 days, @thepirateroo.bsky.social is out of hospital. AHHH. I'm so glad to have her home.

Update: a second major surgery was required but this time, she is recovering properly with all stats showing up normal finally. ❤️

So hey friends, @thepirateroo.bsky.social is in hospital having just had a complex appendectomy after it burst. She'd been ill with it for 9 days after UTI misdiagnosis 🙃 She's clinically stable but looking at a 5 day stay. Please keep her in your thoughts and send good recovery vibes her way ❤️

😂😂😂😂 🐦🦅🦆

BTS new album? Kind of shit. Parents? Right wing. Weight? High. Mental health? On the brink. Vibes? Rancid. Horrors? Persistent. LOVE YOU GUYS.

Honestly i just fantasise about accepting them :(

Wishing the HP show a very unmerry fuck you. Don't even pirate it. They still track those numbers. Don't hate-watch. It's funding and funded by hate. She is using that money to help destroy lives. This isn’t something you can separate from its creator.

Honestly, I will let you know when, and if, I get over this but it's not today.

LOUSTAT. ok laters.

Warmth. Being warm. Good food. Intercourse... Orgasms. Gotta finish with the good shit.

only every day

I'm gonna go rewatch IWTV real quick.

Oh.

You know what always makes me laugh in an episode of OFMD? The Dutch Captain being Darryl Whitefeather. (Now played by a broom on a stand.)

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

This exchange in this thread is for @nospaceforjack.bsky.social

paging @leanwellback.bsky.social

Shame if we all saved these and posted them everywhere all the time.

I JUST FEEL LIKE if I had sent my dick unsolicited to Mumsnet and supposedly felt sorry about it, I might consider staying quiet forever and ever about "women's safety"

trick question: I'm all.

Oh. My. God.

Unexpected Lestat in MY k-pop soup?

I wouldn't need a ladder.

My baby void boy Blitz when we still thought he was afab and was called Betty Rizzo. He's now Blitzy, Blitzo, Bitzo, Bitzy...

Star Trek: Next Generation. The Thing (1982).

Absolutely fucked me up. 😭

Ed and Fang hugging <3

This is the one rainbow logo I've seen anywhere so far this month, and it's the British Trust for Ornithology - birders say queer rights.

a common app, but for camp forms.

I really did, I simply haven't ever topped this. The tweet, not the man. Unless...?

Listen I don't want to be weird and self-congratulatory but I am scrolling my twitter for the last Birdbois update and Twitter is not working properly so I have to scroll the whole thing... And I'm really quite funny? K back to regular scheds of self loathing, guys! Byyyyeee

When the latest release from a kpop artist sounds like I Go To The Zoo.

Just out of interest, where do you stand on the use of "cunty" as an adjective? I can never get a handle on where it's acceptable! I think I'm going to have to take a stand and say I'm pro-cunty and I'm pro-calling grown men babygirl and cancel me if you must.

Why isn't there a drag queen named Heather Shimmer?

On my way to do some grown up stuff. (Kpop concert movie.)

I know it wouldn't be as fun as SMAU format but Rae and I were thinking about trying to finish Birdbois as just prose. Both of us are so eager to actually do the ending but I don't think I have any spare spoons for SMAU formatting, you know? Think think thinkity thinks.

In today's memories. I still can't believe I made this coat?!

O. M. G.

Bird photography tips, an oldie that is hopefully useful for spring migration right now.

This is simply the best comment I have ever received on anything. The Pope icon really sets it off.

I'm gonna say it... I don't think I understand the Ninja Creami. What do you mean I have to pre-empt craving a certain ice cream and prepare it 24 hours in advance? And then remember it's in the freezer? Please.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Gnossienne No. 5

There was probably a wee spider at the birth of Christ. Just think about that for a second.

Anyone left thinking she was misunderstood & just had strong feelings about bathrooms and sports? Nah, the cigar picture says everything you need to know about this vindictive egomaniac who convinced herself she is the saviour of womenkind. She is deranged and evil. I'm so sorry to anyone hurting.