I really long for more fics where Stede is insecure about his body, but Ed is like 🐶⛲️🥵🚒🌊

IT'S COVERED IN TINY, EDIBLE STARS!!!!!!

🏴‍☠️🥂 #ofmd

You know that trend of people making adorable pigs out of lemons and cloves with a penny in their mouths for good luck? We had one petrified lemon and ... well, I don't know what kind of luck this'll make. I present to you all, LEMON PIG.

Happy New Year, crew. Sending a little magic your way ✨🏴‍☠️🎇

Versus how Ed reacts when Stede shows him the library. The difference in reactions will always be important to me ❤️ #OFMD

There are four rooms at inn; the bedroom, the one with the spider, the one with the hole, and the fabric stash room. They shop every week. There's so many pillows on their bed. Fabric is bleeding into the common space. There are neither pillows or fabric in the spider room. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

There's loving a TV show, which is nice and fun and makes my brain fizzy. That's happened to me many times in my life. And then there's loving a TV show so much I join up with an international band of weirdos who care deeply about each other and about the world. That's only happened to me once.

most ed teach speech bubble ever:

I think it was @gregpak.net who recently said something like "action alleviates anxiety." Take that to heart. You will feel less alone, less helpless, less defenseless if you become involved in local progressive action. It's already happening all around you; go outside and find it.

We saw them in Home Goods and couldn't risk someone separating them. I want to make Stede Deer a little fancy collar.

This happens to us like 3 times a year in #OFMD fandom.

It’s been a little while (ahem), but there’s a new chapter of Constellationism up archiveofourown.org/works/456174...

They'll NEVER SEE PAPA AGAIN!!!

ur honor i love the boyfriends

Gorgeous latke board and some kraken-themed white wine to celebrate hanukkah 2025, prepared by the illustrious chef extraordinare, @gentlemanpierat.bsky.social . ❤️❤️❤️

The way there’s that perfect spot for Stede to rest a warm, possessive hand.

HE THINKS THE KRAKEN IS A MONSTER BUT THE KRAKEN IS A PROTECTOR AND IT'S THERE BECAUSE HE LOVES SO BIG

Hanukkah hack: You can make lazy sufganiyot that taste better than the real thing by frying Pillsbury biscuits in oil and filling them with jam/Nutella/whatever you want, and dusting with powdered sugar ✨🤌

Reposting cause it came up on a playlist and I love it still www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKif...

It is wild how much the kissing scenes with Ed and Stede still affect me now years later and hundreds? thousands? of rewatches? Heart still flutters and pounds, stomach flips, goosebumps down to my toes, nothing will ever compare to them 😘

Himb ✨festive✨🕎

My very special boi is 5 today. 🥹 Please wish himb a happy birthday! 🎂 🐈‍⬛ 🎉 ❤️

*taking out a huge ring of keys, unlocking a door, going through it into an armored saferoom, putting a code into a security panel which raises a false wall revealing a huge safe, spinning the dial in precision movements 12 times, then pulling open the safe door to reveal a single red clown nose*

🥺 #ofmd

The Sun & The Star I’m so happy that I finally get to share this! It’s the longest I’ve worked on a piece of ofmd art, and these two mean everything to me. ☀️⭐️ #YouDrewMeALovelyFrame #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Mary: does he still sprawl across the entire bed? Ed: yeah *dreamy sigh* [cut to image of them in bed, Stede starfished across the entire space, Ed with all his limbs wrapped around him like a clingy octopus]

Modern au Ed and Stede have this, I'm certain of it

Tis the season

I know Monday is a few hours away for me. BUT it’s Monday somewhere. So here is my weekly match.

Modern AU Buttons

Behold. #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

New Gentlebeard AU where Ed keeps getting drunk around different states and sends postcards to Stede who happens to live in hIs previous house??👀

Wake up, Ed! Please, I'm here! PLEASE WAKE UP! Come back to me... Ed, don't die. Please don't die. I'm here now. I'm here, Ed! I'M HERE! ED! ED! ED, WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ED, WAKE UP! Come on. I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again. You're safe. Come back to me.

just get in, I ain't got time for all that explainin shit (donuts)

Just wanted to do a little messy paint study of my favorite pirate to knock off some art rust tonight. 🧡 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

dancing under the snowfall ❄️ #goodomens #goodomens3

🚨🚨🚨NETFLIX IS BUYING HBO EVERYONE START BEING LOUD AND ANNOYING RIGHT NOW🚨🚨🚨

I will never not love Little Unstable Boy.

Missing ✨them✨ a lot today #ofmd (vid src: Simone Nathan)

I just think it's really neat that you can explore yourself through fiction. I love that it can be so personal and confrontational. It's humbling to realize the traits that make you love and identify with a character so much are sometimes the same you find lacking in yourself. You are lovable.

BLEAK... www.pantone.com/color-of-the...

Lots of comms wips going on over here! Here's one of them! B E H O L D. #wipWednesday #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I was right he did need a top hat.

🥹❤️ #ofmd

comic commission for @luna666.bsky.social for her fic!!! 💙 if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...