This has been happening in Florida where I live. For a long time. Right now the only democrat contender for governor this fall is a former republican who switched parties.

Love to make my daughter cringe by confidently telling her sombr is short for Sombrero.

Didn’t realize the director of the Melania docu was known sexpest Brett Ratner. Makes so much sense.

This one HURTS, 2026 can fuck right off.

This is your reminder to watch The Studio on AppleTV if you haven’t. and every Chris Guest movie, Schitt’s, and Beetlejuice. God, what a treasure Catherine O’Hara was. 😔

NOT OKAY

I would say biting is a fair response to a bunch of masked men with guns attacking you. Those men could be anyone.

Well what were their goddamn fingers doing in the woman's mouth.

Sales pitch voice: “So, we’ll revolutionize electronic messaging—everyone will be available to anyone 24/7. And we’ll introduce a feature: Autocorrect. It corrects spelling and grammar for you! But secretly its real purpose will be to add incorrect apostrophes to every ‘were’ and ‘its’ and ‘ill’!”

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Anybody else uh barely surviving out here? Like I would love to engage with things I like and have fun. But life and the horrors are just so much right now! 😔

Also was OFMD actually available on Blu-ray as a box set in Asia or are these just bootlegs?

Another day of yearning for a thing I cannot have … this ofmd tarot deck that was only offered in 2022! If anyone has it and would like to sell, HMU 💜 www.kickstarter.com/projects/swa...

This puzzle (prepare to spend hours and tear out your hair, it’s so satisfying and enraging!) thomaswc.com/2025.html #OFMDFuckeryFridays

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Had ankle PT this morning and almost barfed at one point bc they leveled me up. 🥲

iPhone playing a video in public / iPhone taking a screenshot of video

My brain whenever I see the HBO show “Industry” mentioned:

📢 Everyone please realize all of this guy’s posts are satire! But also go turn off Google smart features on all your devices now.

I slept 8 hours last night and have already taken 2 naps today

happy new year my beans

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Merry Happy Christmas Eve y’all

Turned on It’s A Wonderful Life for the first time w/my kids (we watched it every year growing up) and I didn’t realize this movie radicalized me into believing everyone deserves to be able to buy a home if they work hard, regardless of their job. 😤

Ho don’t do it omg -EMTs

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It’s been months and I still think about her every day 😔 (snail shirt I didn’t buy at the thrift shop)

wow that was stupid but i guess at least he didn’t declare war with venezuela

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

me reading this

Post a picture of Ed and Stede’s newly renovated inn.

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

the category is RANGE

Rob Reiner made at least 3 of my top all-time favorite films, and many more I enjoyed so much. What a tragedy. 😔 My heart goes out to their other children as they navigate extreme grief and shock.

@kvaill.bsky.social hello I’m trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty and also to let you know that school is canceled

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

I worry so much bc I think R’s have painted themselves into a corner and the usual things that push them out in a direction positive to them are terrorism/random violence and starting wars. 🥺

Can anyone point me to some beautiful artist-made tarot cards? I really want some but I can’t tell on Etsy which are AI/stolen art. 🙃

Muppet-ass orchid.

they’re all like “ban gender affirming medical care!!! except for us cishet men whose power under patriarchy requires us to constantly maintain a dangerously unnatural standard of performative masculinity the human body cannot support without turning orange and veiny”

* Haribo used to sell a gummi candy in Germany called "Asses With Ears." I promise this image is 100% real and not AI.

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

why is miss universe always from earth

my household is split on which is the better Taylor Swift + Benson Boone fantasy couple nickname: Benlor Swoon or Tayson Booft