brooks
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Peace | Love | Surf Metal
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Yāall gotta be more considerate of peopleās preferred ways to gamble, tired of the slot shaming
1 day ago
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Instead of saying āgoodbyeā or ācatch you later,ā we should start saying: āMay you outlive him.ā
1 day ago
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Canāt believe Ronda Rousey got paid $2.2M for a fight that lasted 17 seconds. I fight my haters all day online for free
2 days ago
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Itās not that Iām a hater, itās that I love you and expect more. And also Iām a hater
2 days ago
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It felt as though ages 15-17 lasted 20 years, whereas ages 35-37 lasted 20 minutes
3 days ago
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What do people with photographic memories do with all the 2FA codes?
4 days ago
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He just made enough to cover rent. Drop the Minas Tirith LEGO set.
5 days ago
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Weāll look back on Clavicular as an extremely 2026 phenomena
5 days ago
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Made the mistake of wearing
@theonion.com
/ INFOWARS hat this morning for school dropoff; I fear the multi-layered irony and media literacy required to understand the nuanced depth of its humor was lost on a few exhausted parents at 8:15am on a Wednesday, got a few looks š¬
6 days ago
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The main reason Iād have a hard time running for public office is that I have a long tail posting history revealing that I was a huge Dream Theater fan from about 2001-2009; would be absolutely ļæ¼devastating to the campaign if that got outļæ¼
7 days ago
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How do I turn off all news notifications from my phone except The One Weāre All Waiting For
8 days ago
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You resist the slow march of late-stage technofascism when the baby resists the slow march of late-stage technofascism
8 days ago
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'Saturday Night Live'? More like 'Sunday Morning on YouTube' AMIRITE??
9 days ago
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Rent getting so high polyamory starting to make sense
10 days ago
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Rent getting so high polyamory starting to make sense
10 days ago
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Moving out of NYC but let the record show Mamdani had absolutely nothing to do with it
10 days ago
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I swear the entire arc of āSuccessionā was specifically designed from day-one to set up the line: āYou canāt make a Tomelette without breaking some Greggs.ā
11 days ago
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āCurb Your Enthusiasmā as a series premiered in October of 2000, pre-social media, pre-smartphone, even pre-9/11āand in the final season, Larry David is yelling at Siri via CarPlay in his fully-electric BMW.
12 days ago
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Just call me Michel Angelo Ratio the way I be shredding you in the comments left and right
12 days ago
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Rule number 1 for being a metalhead is you need to cultivate an exhaustive historiography of the entire genre, along with a nuanced semiotic critique on exactly why metal is dumb as hell
12 days ago
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I drink protein beers I cry protein tears I got sunscreen yes queen soybean fears In my protein years I switch protein gears For my bootstrapped bare chest Protein peers
15 days ago
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The best part about being a non-smoker is nobody ever stops to try to bum a cigarette off you, 10/10 public lifestyle would recommend
16 days ago
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Hobbit entrepreneurs be like
17 days ago
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To conservatives worried about declining birth rates; just wait until 9 months after it happens
22 days ago
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The only āballroomā you should be in favor of is in the shorts you plan to wear this year when the weather finally gets warm
22 days ago
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I am a MANLY ALPHA MAN and I CANNOT STOP THINKING AND TALKING ABOUT BALLROOMS
22 days ago
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You can tell everything you need to know about a person by the state of this 6" strip of their toilet
24 days ago
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Itās 2026 and you should know this already, but hereās a reminder that it is a *desk concert that is tiny*, not a *concert at a tiny desk*
24 days ago
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Nicole Tersigni
24 days ago
if only there were a bajillion easily accessible stories written by humans you could share with your kids
add a skeleton here at some point
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Pretty wild that you could buy: iPhone 17e: $599 MacBook Neo: $599 iPad (11th generation): $349 Magic Keyboard Folio: $249 Apple Pencil (USB-C): $79 Apple Watch SE 3: $249 AirPods 4: $129 Apple TV 4K: $129 HomePod mini: $99 AirTag: $29 Total: $2,510 Or MacBook Pro (16ā M5) Total: $2,699
24 days ago
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He really got Russell ābrandedā a dork there, huh
24 days ago
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A fun game for adults would be the Billy Madison Challenge: take standardized tests starting in first grade and see how far you can get before you flunk out ļæ¼because you forgot the quadratic formula or something
24 days ago
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One thing Scott Galloway is right about though: Tucker Carlson is absolutely running for president and is going to destroy at the debates and probably become the GOP nominee.ļæ¼
25 days ago
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Tim Cookās legacy so massive iCloudās free 5GB-tier canāt contain it, youāve run out of space and need to upgrade
29 days ago
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Itās fun to think how thereās probably several people out there who all have the same song stuck in their heads as you, all bouncing to the same rhythm and beat at the same time and donāt even know it, Psychic Disco
29 days ago
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Hanging out at my drug dealerās house, a.k.a. the coffee shop
30 days ago
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Even if I was an industry plant, Iād probably accidentally forget to water it
about 1 month ago
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I must be old because I logged into YouTube dot com and they didnāt even bother suggesting I tune into Coachella
about 1 month ago
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Scott Santens
about 1 month ago
This was a fun one for me to write. It's the Angine de Poitrine argument for universal basic income. We could have more weird, awesome, truly human stuff like this if we all had UBI. We could have more Einsteins too. And because those things are true, the cost of NOT doing UBI isn't worth it.
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The Angine de Poitrine Argument for UBI
Why Angine de Poitrine's viral microtonal math rock KEXP session, Ireland's permanent basic income for artists, and Albert Einstein are three sides of the same human triangle
https://open.substack.com/pub/scottsantens/p/the-angine-de-poitrine-argument-for-ubi?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=avhi
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The great thing about cats is that I enjoy petting them and they enjoy getting pet, itās a perfect arrangementļæ¼
about 1 month ago
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This War with Iran could have been an email
about 1 month ago
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Doubling down on this prediction, still a real possibility that nothing ships
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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āThe Edgeā is way too cool of a nickname for a guy who plays in U2
about 1 month ago
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Pardon me, I have to use the Clavatory
about 1 month ago
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Lots of ppl claim to have āfuck you money,ā but no one seems to have āpost hog on LinkedInā money
about 1 month ago
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To be fair it was a tough decision at the ballot box
about 1 month ago
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New SunnO))) album drops the same day as a new Angine de Poitrine album, truly a Good Friday for annoying your neighbors
about 2 months ago
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Someone should design an office-appropriate ābusiness casual tank topā for when itās hot in the office
about 2 months ago
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Iāve been living in an impossibly tiny manhattan apartment so long that whenever I see anyone in anything even resembling a ānormal-sizedā home my first thought is āOK BILLIONAIREā
about 2 months ago
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I donāt know who named noodles noodles, but those things are definitely noodles.
about 2 months ago
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