Frey lied about the MPD assisting ICE, which is not surprising. #dontrankfrey

Super Moroboshi Bros, apparently.

Picked up some Meet Up Noodle for lunch (in the old Bad Waitress space) and it is delicious and copious.

Taking a break from horror tonight in the hopes that some Maggie Cheung will fix me. Green Snake (1993)

When you see an "in this house" yard sign next to a Frey for Mayor sign: #dontrankfrey

There's enough insufferable dweebs out there that statistically speaking you're probably at least one of the two. (Please god don't let me be both)

Even if you accept that depictions of rape should be banned* the problem remains: how do you demonstrate, one way or another, that something is a depiction of rape? To be glib, my "I'm not being raped" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

People will literally go to therapy instead of developing a crumb of self-awareness.

Timeline cleanser 🐈

It is really fucking hard to be gracious sometimes.

It's a little disheartening, frankly, that the French of all people are the only ones to have figured out how to deal with their heads of state.

Just took in a LoL motion comic, and am reminded of the potential that lurks within them and my dudes it approaches a singularity but for art? Once we solve for space time we can probably get sculpture and dance crammed in there as well. Anyways, quick shoutout to the seminal When I Am King:

The "Make Out Not War" bumper sticker plastered over the sharpie graffiti callout of its (unnamed) target as a sexual predator sure is telling a story.

April 2026, a mushroom cloud rises over LA. Lib: This is all just a distraction! hashtagreleasetheepsteinfiles

Organising an entire society around the only thing men are allowed to bond about and it is sports.

It seems the whole point of the 2nd amend. is so that the citizenry can take up arms against those who threaten our freedom and that the country is absurdly divided on what constitutes a threat to our freedom and also this would seem to suggest that political violence is the only allowable violence.

That the toys break after a while in Neko Atsume 2 is annoying at first until you realize they get patches and such once they are repaired.

Moments before my son, Doug Mulder, knocked over one of the mushrooms with his butt.

Well I guess I know what tonight's watch is going to be.

Ah yes, Joe Estevez. The mark of quality! You may think I am being facetious here. I assure you I am not. No, like seriously.

Cool that my toaster just straight up burns pop-tarts now.

Is it really MPLS if there's not eternal fuckery on one part of Nicollet or another? *immediately falls into reverie on how it would make a good train corridor tho if that could be accomplished without disrupting all the businesses. alas*

BREAKING: finally

The cool thing about having massive executive dysfunction around cleaning your room is that sometimes you actually do uncover some near treasures when you finally re-sort your shelves.

This massive expose from @theonion.com is hitting @trylon.org next week!

The President of the United States was clearly also traumatized by the 1994 X-Files episode "Tooms" he's just like us fr fr

... I make more than this ceiling working part-time at a grocery store.

I can only assume that all the politicians proclaiming that violence is never the answer and that we must adhere to law and order will see that this man is stripped of his rank and imprisoned.

god. damn. it. So my Heart crew believes that the shapeshifting temple they are going to be delving to is a temple of The Constabularess, sort of a Patron Saint of beer for the Hounds. One of the suggested encounters is "A dozen fat toads .. belch a hymn of praise" See where this is going, yeah?

Me and who?

I'm perhaps a tad drunk and likely to fall asleep, but fuck it, it's not like will make Suspiria any less coherent! LFG!!!!!! Easy top 10 greatest opening sequence to a film, but it's all downhill from there. It's still great! But..... frustrating.

Gomez speaks for us all.

When @jakerudh.bsky.social starts getting weirder with it: (Thank you for the tres tres bien birthday set, mon ami)

"Violence is never the answer!" declares nation that refuses to even consider removing the tools of violence and also please don't look too closely at their actions on the world stage.

If it has not happened already, it is only a matter of time before they realize they can just commit whatever crime they want, go "durrrrrr.... antifa did it" and escape all consequences.

That the adults in Nightmare on Elm Street persist in their belief that everything's actually fine/we killed Freddy and he is no longer a threat when their children keep giving them PRECISE descriptions of things they couldn't possibly know about sure uh... sounds like a lot of things in America.

Tonight's flick: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors

If we can figure out a way to harness it, we are about to get a steady supply of sustainable divorced dude energy once people start copy-pasting their waifus

Tonight on HEART: well we -could- pursue our primary goal, or we could hijack this golem made from the pieces of a thousand-cursed train and use it to deliver a specific passenger car to some ghosts who exist to be background color so they may find peace.

Dang, I didn't realize this thing was gonna be a BRICK. Rare instance of a graphic novel that looks (and weighs) the part.

Why is it I always get a headache on Tuesday, the only day of the week I legitimately need to be able to use my brain?

What's you favorite horror movie that people haven't heard of? I'm trying to make an effort to watch new things.

The new Warren Zevon is good.

If this is real, we're going to need more hammers. You know to build more housing what did you think I meant

Do you use alt text on your images or are you an asshole? (Especially if the image is a wall of text that YOU could easily copy paste into alt text.)

Fuck it, it spooky season. First up: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Return of the King