I don't need an AI assistant to look at the different colors of a couch my friend wants my opinion on, who do I feed spiderwebs to about this?

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula 🦇

Out: Train going into a tunnel In:

Like the only thing I want to hear about him is that he's dead. I'll take "here's a thing he just did that's dangerous, presented with an action agenda to mitigate it" But this constant dunking? It just guarantees we never stop thinking about him. So fuck you, for that.

Vermissian Line

This was a “stop and show the other people in the room” video

"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything

This is what I’m talking about. This is the follower & point count from the bio of a guy a whole TON of you are arguing with today. What are you even doing. These accounts exist to put you on a list. Don’t say your piece and then block. Just block and party on

My roommate is listening to an audiobook that so far appears to just be someone reading every single detail off of a character sheet and we have to go back. We have to go back and smother Arneson and Gygax in their sleep.

Now I've heard there's a forbidden cord That electricians all did abhor But you don't really care for arson, do ya?

Do you suppose Clark Kent votes for harm reduction or only for a candidate he believes in? (Comic nerds feel free to throw in if there's a canon answer.)

Thanks @tranterminus.bsky.social for pointing this out. I feel I should spread the word that this Bluesky Licence trend was created by AI. There's no shame in being duped, but you should probably delete them and spread the word to others (don't tell people off just let them know)

Things that have been said to me in re: particular breakups. "It sucks that you won't be able to get rides places anymore." "If they were moving away anyways, what's the big deal?" like Did y'all get a different emotional playbook than me? Is there a system conversion?

Zuckerberg is such disgusting toadie for Trump that he had his CHILD write a suck up letter www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

100% of survey respondents question the rigor of the Strib's survey methodology.

Once again friends- if you don't lock your bike through the tire at bare minimum, you no longer have a bike. You have a frame waiting to be scavenged.

Well Beach Blanket Body Bag just sounds about the summation of all my personal projects squashed into one.

If you thought execs would learn anything about what makes a film successful, I would remind you that they spent a whole decade branding any vaguely British vaguely comedy as "this year's The Full Monty"

Probably ought to have just danced 'til I'm dead, but I guess I've got responsibilities and such so just home early trying to get my electrolytes rebalanced instead.

This, too, is MPLS and it is the one I find more familiar. As does, I imagine, anyone else who works customer service/retail.

At least the Nosferatu will eat well with everything circling the drain like this.

Millennium. Season 2 ends on a literal doomsday scenario and then they renewed it because ?????????

Gothic horror ttrpg WIP: *writes character archetypes to be gender neutral, in some cases to intentionally subvert stereotype* *writes villains as caught up in gender distinctions and prejudices*

I haven't thought about [ACTOR] in a while, I wonder what [ACTOR] has been up to? ... Just leave that curiosity unsatisfied, only disgust is at the end of that road.

At least we can rest easy knowing they'll never do a remake/reboot of The Maltese Falcon, Scarface, Nightmare Alley, Victor/Victoria, Cape Fear, Cat People, The Man Who Knew Too Much, The Birdcage, The Man With One Red Shoe, The Thing, Little Shop of Horrors, Funny Games, The Ring,

We're the only state with Godzilla on our flag and people have a problem with that smdh

Also the impact on those of us not really involved in anything. Like the thing I'd been planning to think about today was "how to inject PG-13 levels of kink into ttrpgs" and I'm still gonna think about that, but also yup hahaha rising tide of fascism just that constant buzz in the background

Bought some of the $.99 Aldi pesto mac and cheese because "how bad could it be?" yes

Back on my bullshit* *starting a new ttrpg project instead of continuing work on any of the preexisting projects

So correct me if I'm wrong, but the goal here is not to get a conviction but rather to ruin their lives for x weeks/months, probably years considering the legal fees, right?

I miss block and move on culture

When the hell did imdb start requiring a login to view user reviews and who deserves to be dunked into a tank of piranhas for implementing that decision?

Well the interesting sounds the world is making outside my window go a ways towards explaining why I crashed tf out for the last two hours.

Got absolutely trounced by workson at 40k (turn two total army kill) but had a blast anyways. Good thing I got to finally play some 10th ed less than a week before 11th comes out.

"You couldn't make [blank] today" vs. Archer ran for 14 years.

"Hobbyless behavior" applies to a lot of the broad Left as well. If everything you're saying loops back around to Trump or even politics* for that matter, you need to, at the very least, go touch some grass. *Yes yes, everything IS politics. Go touch some grass politically.

THANK you, KTLA

*bursting through your wall* Carousel is just a ploy to get you to accidentally swipe over to the Discover feed!!

Japanese reporters astonished, as a new Maglev train passes by at approx. 500kph. (Don't blink, or you will miss it).

I think there may be a centipede in my toilet. I could investigate to be sure, but instead I've decided to just never go to the bathroom again.

Things that have forever wrecked a song:

the condition of my favorite abandoned house that I used as inspiration for hello sunshine is pretty dire and every day I worry she's gonna get torn down. and probably that needs to happen but also I will be sad haha

Every goddamn day with these fucking worms.

The tarp was up because his name is a sigil that holds a demon and looking upon it would allow the demon to escape and seek harbor in an onlooker. See I can pull shit out of my ass too.

Sure would be a shame if someone projected Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile on that tarp.

Wet Leg

Fun news about the GLOM OF NIT KENNEDY CENTER

Engaging with discourse here but, I dunno, the fascists being the only ones with guns seems like a really, really bad idea. Like how do you see that turning out? Who do you think is coming to save you?