I finally pinned down why the proposed Firefly has been bugging me as much as it does. It's an exemplar of the Xer/Millennial inability to just let things fucking go.

If you ever think it's too long a walk to get to your pun, remember that The Importance of Being Earnest exists.

Ok hear me out on this Take a bite of Claddagh Bo Irish cheddar w Porter Take a sip of poitin

All this upscaling and fidelity and "realism" is making me want to just get increasingly abstract with it, but I'm a mediocre artist and... huh... oh wait that works to my advantage actually. Now if it can just warm up enough so my fingies aren't freezing.

Hey fuck Google for taking me to their AI when I click on their doodle, which I guess I'll NEVER EVER DO AGAIN

Say someone wanted to download a video from YouTube and the various Firefox extensions did not seem to be doing the trick, how would one go about it?

Fuck that plane, too.

"How do you explain [topic] to a child?" Bitch I watched Victor/Victoria when I was like 6, and though it may have left me with certain *cough*ideas I did not have difficulties in comprehending it.

No seriously watch this while you still can

Watching this now and it's the most unhinged production of Earnest I've ever seen. It's like the fae have stolen all the roles are are spoofing what they think humanity is. It rules.

re: The helicopter circling in the LynLake/Whittier/Wedge area- MPRB Chief Ohotto has informed me that park police assisted MPD on an incident and an arrest in the area. A vehicle was allegedly stopped to attempt to serve a warrant for a prohibited person in possession of a firearm. (cont.)

Why am I always so exhausted on my days off? I dunno, maybe because the temp in here is always like 50 something.

I don't know that MPLS having that gosh darn helicopter up there to accelerate global warming is an effective alternative to plowing the streets properly.

Probably a class indicator thing, but man I have an uncanny valley triggered distrust of people with perfect teeth.

I, too, have many opinions about movies I have not seen. I just keep them to myself. *adjusts monocle, sips martini, chuckles softly at courtesan's whispered bon mot*

Ok so is it all suspicious that the FICTIONAL world class assassin I'm trying to look up seems to have like zero web footprint?

There's some directors out there doing good- even great -work that if a dude fanboys out about them too hard it is a definite red flag.

she slaying all over the spire

Seven-Part Pact, my fantastical and ornate TTRPG about the seven most powerful wizards in a fantasy world, is coming this summer to kickstarter!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sjg...

Happy MAR16 to those who celebrate.

I had a number of picture books as a child full of illustrations like these. They're probably what got me hooked on D&D in the first place*. I... I should probably draw some stuff in this vein.

The Uptown may be gone, but our spirit lives on.

The Riddle of Buns of Steel

This, by Blutch. Bonus: you can (and should) listen along as you read youtu.be/1hRi_H9KDUc

Actually it would be Armageddon, literally Armageddon, like, in the Bible Armageddon, which is a goal of this administration because we've allowed death cultists with the reasoning ability of pudding cups into positions of power.

Lysistrata: what if they threw a war and nobody came

Snow emergency being called nearly 24 hours in advance to give people ample time to move their car to a spot that is meant to be plowed.

Fucks sake people, if you're gonna panic buy for the blizzard maybe do it BEFORE the blizzard (and certainly not like 10 minutes before closing time).

I think I solved the "need to do it live" problem. All I need now is some AV geeks and/or sluts.

I can't believe I was sleeping on Heathcliff for so long. All those years lost.

Snow?! In MN?!?!?!? Whatever, just if you all can finish panic buying your groceries before I have to go in I'd appreciate it.

Have you developed theory of mind yet or do people remain crude marionettes?

I want to create a genre of art around this conceit iykyk

Hey uh so what's burning that isn't supposed to be burning?

*theme from The Starfighters, but in a minor key*

My weakest point as a GM is handling multiple NPCs, especially if they need to interact with each other (barf) so I need to find a bored theatre kid to press-gang into doing this for me.

*Norman Rockwell standing guy voice* When the government rightly sees its purpose as providing care and services to its people, taxes are good, actually.

When I say I love the art of non-artists, they look at me like "you mean you think it's FUNNY." and I'm not denying that a lot of it IS funny but I genuinely love to see the decisions that people make who are not part of the art world, who don't have all our hang-ups. It leads to unique choices!!

"These issues are unresolved, and you won't be able to grow until you confront them." Got it. We kill the Batman. "What? No, that's not-" I'm thinking a moth motif for my costume. Do you think that will look cool? "Stop. You're not liste... Don't bats eat moths?" THAT'S WHY WE'RE ENEMIES!!

It's still fuck ICE and everyone involved should be left to rot in their own prisons. My attorney* has just been advising me against fedposting. *little man that lives in my head

The Matrix: Reconstructed trailer drops, featuring Starship's "We Built This City"

It's that time again!

I should have thought to do this sooner because just knowing professional wrestling terms has helped me find the exact poses I need a lot faster. I just didn't even think to look into stuntmen lingo...

A new show called Shark Tank but it's just Stephen Miller being lowered inch by inch into a shark tank over the course of like five years.

No further evidence needed for dead media than the dozens of outlets reporting that the Target boycott is "over"

I dunno if the choice between world powers is a genocidal authoritarian regime without freedom of speech and a genocidal authoritarian regime without freedom of speech that also has high speed rail....

The problem is capitalism etc but isn't funding for rental relief just a way to funnel tax dollars to the parasite(landlord) caste? I mean that would certainly explain why Frey supports it anyways.

You can't just leave the chicken with the grain. It'll fuckin' eat it! Idiots.

For a nation literally founded because an underdog took on a global empire, you'd think we'd know better.

When you're in your mid-40s and have a 5-hour energy before going out to the club.