Sometimes I think that Tom Holland video is the only reason the aliens haven't exterminated us yet.

The thing is you want the fascism to be loud and obnoxious. It gets a whole lot of people going "whoa whoa whoa hang the FUCK on". Make it quiet and people stop paying attention. I believe it is more dangerous in the grand scheme now than it was back in January.

My colleague Mr. Sterling reminds me that while I may drop into fond geriatric nostalgia at the drop of a pink plastic carabiner clip, the global street finding its own military uses for user-operated drones has very dire potential.

Absolute Horses is my Wyld Stallyns cover band.

I also lustfully view pornography on Bsky: the pornography viewing app. Wish these people could just be normal.

We should do HUAC, but woke.

FFS just be normal and watch Disney's Robin Hood again.

I'm pressed for time right now, so I'll just try to gesture at this with by saying we are fully living in a "jam tomorrow" world.

icymi the Ravenous score is one of the all time greats. Just one unsettling banger after another.

Having to do something you set time aside for and actively enjoy.

Thinking of setting my alarm to play the sirens from Kill Bill so I can relax a little before I learn about the day's Horrors.

I fixed the unwanted AI issue simply by uninstalling Chrome. (If I am being confidently wrong here do let me know.)

Turns out if I have enough days off in a row to actually relax (or maybe get bored who can say) I start working on things. Are they things I should be working on? Well first of all how dare you

Pinning the page from Watchman where Nite Owl and Silk Spectre beat up a bunch of goons and then get horny about it to my Capes TTRPG vision board. Taking it back down. Pinning it back up. hahaha jk ... unless?

I would like to formally apologize to everyone who ever bullied me for being a nerd: I'm sorry and you were right to do so.

*dissociates to ego death*

I've never watched Gilligan's Island before. Much* to consider.

Gotta love this time of year. Too warm for the heat to kick on and definitely too cold for the heat to not kick on.

Game design is fun.

Nancy 4/29/26

Titanium Court may not have the horror* of Inscryption but it is just as wtf weird. *so far, haven't finished it yet.

I do not want to sign up for an account. I do not want to hear about special offers. I do not want to need to close popup ads. I do not want to use your AI agent. Whatever reason I may have had for visiting is forgotten, and I do not want to use your website. Good bye.

... Why the hell does Uranus have a Greek name when the rest are Roman?

Moths Moths Moths Moths Moth Moths Moths Moths Moths Moths

Pinhead keeps -telling- me he has such sights to show me, but it's always just this really extreme BDSM porn and never, like, Midnight Chronicles.

One of my "ha ha this is just a conspiracy theory but no seriously" beliefs is that the trend to replace everything with icons and pictures is an attempt to render us illiterate, so this is definitely confirming my priors

I'm sorry, WHAT

So two videos turned out decent. My attempts to capture the T-rex at the head of the Battletrain are some serious Un'Goro Crater vibes, and the rest were not particularly legible either. Serves me right for trying to film while watching the parade with my human eyes rather than through my screen.

Mayday '26

Mayday '26

May Day 2026

Happy May Day! I fucking love it here

Unfazable Minneapolis

I love the T-Rex giving birth! I thought for a second, hmmm, I’m no paleontologist but wouldn’t she be laying an egg, not birthing a baby T-Rex…and then I thought, HAPPY MAY DAY!

never has minneapolis needed to celebrate the sun coming more than at the end of winter 2026. ICE are not gone completely, but we still won, and it was incredibly cathartic to see this ceremony at mayday about protecting our neighbors, grounding why we did this work. i love this city

Not gonna post my whole stash right now but this one. Ok and this one.

People like to say American holidays are about drinking, but they are where we indulge our larger vices: -Trying to find a place to park in stand-still traffic for two hours. -Buying everything you need for the celebration at the last possible moment.

Was a spectre at the feast. Got some half-decent footage of much of the parade. Will upload once I have the energy and my goth ass recovers from being out in the sun for five hours.

I have started addressing each of the burly older punk rock dudes that constitute my gaming group as "kitten"

Watching Top Secret: lol lmao what a dumb stupid movie (complimentary) *gets to the Peter Cushing scene* What the everloving shitballs fuck?!!! Like c'mon man, you can't just hit me with this Touch of Evil/Atonement level sequence like that.

I used to talk to our one-eyed friends mostly to get my hands on esoteric nudies, but between the SEO name-squatting the streaming sights now engage in and the general enshittification of, well, everything, I find myself giving them a ring more and more often these days.

Name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut instincts only: Twin Peaks: The Return The Prisoner Batman TAS The Twilight Zone The Good Place Futurama Columbo DS9 The Addams Family Pushing Daisies Red Dwarf Over the Garden Wall Watchmen The Tick (Animated) Adventure Time

You're not getting the true bsky experience unless you're scrolling the timeline minding your own business and getting ambushed by one of Ian's cognitohazards.

So our starting point is an observation back in the day that the classic Castlevania scores sure did sound an awful lot like surf rock. Had I any musical ability I even mused about starting a cover band called The Sub Weapons to really amp up the similarities. Old media spoilers incoming.

"Peter was the most inventive actor I've ever known. He was a great scholar, an accomplished dramatic actor and a masterful comedian. [...] Peter liked to make pictures which entertained people, not critics." Vincent Price remembering Peter Lorre on after his passing in March 1964.

How much does art cost? The formula I was given was: hours worked * 150% day job hourly pay + expense of materials as though purchased new If you look carefully, there's an indicator in there about how little artists get paid for being artists.

Oh we're doing 90's discourse? You couldn't swing a wallet chain without hitting a dozen third spaces.

If anybody, man or machine, is telling you you’re special with unique spiritual insights there is a 100% chance it is not working for your best interests