i will forever defer to @killakow.bsky.social's 100% correct ranking of seasons

One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"

Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.

Hey friends! Everything sucks in #Minnesota and I feel gross and weird promoting myself but I also have bills to pay and I am not making any sales. If you feel like doing a little retail therapy I would really appreciate you perusing my website. SamanthaRei.com

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars (no handlebars, no handlebars)

schmoop, whump, squick—the old fandom world was filled with such beautiful, autological words. let's bring them back, i want to see them prosper.

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56

Please stay alive Just being alive means you're pretty much a success 生きていてくださいっ 生きてるだけでおおむね成功ですっ 失敗なんてないんですっ 無理せずありのままでいてくださいっ だからこれからもちぃたん☆と皆さんはおおむね成功ですっ☆ ♩テレビやSNSは〔夢は叶う、諦めないで、前を向こう〕ばかり。 本当は毎日不安だし辛いことばかりなんだ。 辛い時は辛いって言っていいよ、逃げてもいいよ。 キミの声は聞こえているから。 生きてることだけでおおむね成功だから♩

Aero

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images. This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

Morning after 🍆💦🌅 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

"There's a special kind of rage that comes from realizing your car is gone while you are holding a box of dildos and trying to overthrow a federal agency before midnight. This is not a scenario your therapist prepares you for. This is the kind of inconvenience that feels personally targeted by God."

Day 5 Tally!! I am THRILLED to announce that today was our best day yet!! Today alone we raised $862 bringing our total so far up to $3,048!!! 2 days left!!! Lets see how high we can get!!!!

Question is: what was your first "favourite song" when you were a kid, and it was Break My Stride by Matthew Wilder. Songs used to have a longer shelf life so it was still on the radio by the time i understood, like, songs i was also a huge 80s power ballads baby. still am

yeah man

This one is obviously an attack but just in case, new bot tactic on #AO3 folks! Talking about IP bans and how to avoid it, and telling you to run a command that ends up deleting all your files on your computer. OFMD folks be aware. You can turn off guest comments. www.tumblr.com/communities/...

stede realizing it's all an illusion

Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

Sookja Rho (Korean Artist, born 1943) "Sunflower", 1985. Pigment Mixed with Stone Powder on Paper, 145.5 x 66.5 cm. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."

Fingers crossed the government approving some more coal mines & gas projects will help. And if not, then surely the total obliteration of the systems which sustain life on Earth is a small price to pay if the already massively wealthy become insanely so?

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

also, it's a great app to use for ordinary everyday chatter. yes it's secure but it's not about being secure, it's about being NORMAL in a way that chat apps mostly fail to be. Having your conversations be ephemeral and not having everything logged somewhere is the normal state of talking to people

Fixed it.

Just got reminded of this. I’m on her side sorry Gordon Ramsay

I got given some of my aunt’s yarn stash to use up and I would like everyone to appreciate what this colour is called

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

Martin Watsfeldt (contemporary Swedish artist) "The Journey," 2025 Oil on canvas 120 x 115 cm #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

More altitude? No problem 😮‍💨 @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social gets it done in Denver!

hellfood. i am an unabashed Dr Pepper fan and apologist but i denounce this monstrosity. no.

I just want to say that 1) AltWatcher is doing the lord's work and 2) the altnps account, in my opinion, needs to be outright banned - and I don't say that merely because I loathe it, but because it's unbelievably unhealthy for this fake, plagiarizing, qanon-lite account to have this influence.

I am THRILLED to say that by the end of day 2 we have officially passed the thousand dollar mark!!!! We have now raised $1,217USD to help victims abducted by ICE! Let's make it $1500 by the end of tomorrow!!!

Two big wins now over Mossad Minns.

Nation's largest nurses union repeats calls for ICE abolition, pledges to do "everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people."

Time to dump ChatGPT! The latest model of ChatGPT has begun to cite Elon Musk’s Grokipedia as a source on a wide range of queries, including on Iranian conglomerates and Holocaust deniers, raising concerns about misinformation on the platform.

A quick emergency intervention for witnessing/experiencing something horrific is playing Tetris on your phone. There are neurological reasons why it helps. This is not a stand-in for mental health assistance, but it is a proven intervention.

this warning is going around because there is apparently a graphic video of a person being murdered being posted. Sharing because cryptic warnings don't help.

TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list. They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.

I'm currently in Germany, which reminds me I never posted this here. So here's a bunch of dancing pirates 💜 #OurFlagMeansDeath

obligatory shoulda been higher i fucking love this song 😂

There's a reason I saved this meme. But I'm betting a lot of the generative art images for that are being sent out to sew confusion just like this. And we see more why the fascists love it.