I wish they’d written Sports Car for Lindsay Lohan, she would have done such an excellent job

“I asked ChatGPT” is the antithesis of singing with all the voices of the mountain btw

Something the Government want you to forget...

About a thousand series of Dragons Den and yet not a single invention that could help me put contact lenses in more easily

Only on episode one of the doc and I’ve never watched ANTM but the fucking gall of Tyra Banks to say she wanted to create a representative space for people of all colours, shapes and sizes only to then condone some very obvious racism/sizeism (even for the early 00s) is so despicable

Arrested on your birthday is VERY funny

Why do I ever look at Facebook, what one single part of this makes any sense

if the final 2 on Vs the World aren’t Kate Butch and Gawdland, something has gone very very wrong

my only semi-problematic opinion is that people above the average age of death shouldn’t be eligible to vote (because the matters likely won’t affect them, at least not for long) anyway this graph just… affirms that more to me

Everything Zack says is just so sexy

I wonder who else had exactly the same stance?

just spent five minutes trying to google a Gen Z word for ‘cool’ that wouldn’t make me sound like that Steve Buscemi meme anyway I failed. I thought ‘cooked’ meant ‘good’. Like it’s cooked, it’s well done

Reform are trying to drag Zack Polanski (because they’re deeply threatened by common sense) anyway they failed because this still makes him sound kickass

explain to me how Kingdom Rush, a game I have never seen anyone play, gets literal A-list celebrities in its adverts

watching that Valentine’s Day special of First Dates right and there’s this middle-aged straight man who likes Girls Aloud (god forbid a straight man should have good taste!) and his date is being like… a little homophobic about it? Very weird behaviour in 2026

artists are so fucking talented aren’t they

I suspected correctly

can we (and by ‘we’ I mean ‘society’) go back to hurling milkshakes at Nigel Farage

For a country that supposedly has one of the best education systems in the world, Facebook comments sections are rife with Brits who show absolute no sign of intelligent life whatsoever aren’t they

can you believe nobody’s done Diana Ingram for Snatch Game yet

has anyone else’s Release Radar not updated on Spotify this week it is very very annoying

If I see one more fucking sad AI slop picture of someone as their occupation I swear to god

I would rather die than let "Copilot" summarise an email for me

just got a duplicate Chandler and Joey. Mortified

I know you’re all invested, I just need 3 more

I am a big Friends fan which I know is uncool now but whatever ANYWAY if you go to McDonald’s in the next month or so, you get a Friends figurine. I already have Chandler but I want the other 5 so if you get them and don’t want them let me know thanks xx

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This is FASCINATING it is very sad that kids in the 1960s felt so anxious and scared of nuclear war (and probably do again, now) but also that one kid fearfully said “there’ll be a lot of automation and people put out of work” youtu.be/xS8xX3usi4c?...

My current obsession is the BBC Archive YouTube channel. I am so in love with the way English people used to speak I’ve been watching this while I work and it’s so sweet to watch youtu.be/1txaGMSKRvE?...

Can’t repost this thread [probably for very rational reasons] but this was so lovely to read @soozuk.bsky.social

I’m eating a 90% dark chocolate and whenever I do this I feel very smug and adult like “look at me, I’m such a grown up I don’t even let my snacks taste good, just addictive”

can you believe there’s an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap that pairs Jade Goody with Charles Ingram

at what point will people start giving this monstrous scandal the weight it deserves There needs to be an investigation into this, we need people in prison not just their titles taken away

it is so funny to me that the Ingrams maintain their innocence despite Diana Ingram having the most obvious fake cough *ever*

I do this bit where I dance to Sports Car by Tate McRae but in the style of those inflatable tube things outside used car dealers

NEED Gaga to put the Grammys version of Abracadabra on Spotify

my sexuality is James Marsden in Hairspray

Deeply, constantly impressed with @zackpolanski.bsky.social talking to Kuenssberg. She can hurl as many absurd, attempted gotcha-journalism questions as she likes, they will always get responded to with sense and reason. 💚

just watched A Time To Kill which is just one of the best movies ever made but like, I hate watching these things and thinking it could just be made again today, same issues persisting

I know Drag Race is (often rightly) criticised for being too frequent, too homogenous, not representative enough and I tend to agree on all counts But still when I watch it I see that it is a very good showcase for some unbelievable talent. Like I still get emotional watching these superstars

With all this Epstein file stuff right, is anyone else just… flabbergasted I’m not surprised by any means, I’m just absolutely dumbfounded. If the president of the US can perform the most despicable acts of violence on kids and get away with it, what’s the point in having a justice system at all?

I always send the best react emojis on Monzo when people send me money, I put a lot of thought into it (This is not trying to get you to send me money, but don’t let me stop you)

COULD SOME OF THE SHITHEADS DIE NOW PLEASE INSTEAD OF THE GOOD PEOPLE

The lyrics are even more embarrassing than I’d feared A 42-year-old wrote this btw

poor Ringo hahahaha. Imagine everyone else being cast with heartthrobs and you get… Barry Keoghan

I love that in 9-1-1 they’re never too busy saving lives to make witty quips

I wish these two were that straight couple who I met in a bar once and asked me for a threesome (I declined and possibly accidentally had given them Covid)

extremely awkward watching that very very racist contestant on The Apprentice isn’t it

what’s that phrase that’s like, “save a tree, fuck a cowboy”