Quick! You have to pick 1 film to show to invading aliens, and if they like it, they won’t destroy the planet. It has to be a surefire choice that will make them appreciate art and human intellect. Me: Oh! That’s easy …

Brenda Meeks from Scary Movie is a national treasure

🕯️ 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Paloma Diamond 🕯 Wins an Oscar 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Me showing up on the doorstep of someone who gave my favorite movie a low rating on Letterboxd

Darlene Mitchell walking offstage after her roast on #DragRace :

“Wow, I love these fragrances from Scentbird!” #dragrace

Pretty much I would let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt, and the shoes that she gave me were not something that I would particularly buy for myself. They were old maiden-type of shoes, and she said that those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman, so if that’s the case she should’ve put

The wind is so strong outside that it almost knocked my fucking hip replacement out of its damn socket LMFAO

Me: I need to save my money for my wedding, a house, and the future. Also Me: I should buy those $400 Zara Larsson re-sale tickets from StubHub!

✨🐬✨🌈 BOOTS !! ✨🐬✨🌈

Wake up babe, new Kacey Musgraves dropped and she’s back to her YEE-HAW roots !! 🤠

I love the gay Disney fish 🥹

Hey so you know what’s fucked up? Making cancer patients PAY FOR FUCKING PARKING!

He sent me “Downtown Lights” … I hadn’t heard it in a while

~* i’m tha gurl ur mother warned u about ~* ♥

A moment of appreciation for Paul Mescal’s slutty little earring in Hamnet

Just finished watching Hamnet …

Timothée Chalamet, I’m going to hold your hand as I say this: You’re a fucking idiot.

“The safety pins were not materials in the suitcase.” Ru:

Discord … girl. #dragrace

JUICY, YOU SENT CRYSTAL HOME TO “MAMBO NO. 5”

Jane Don’t after opening Ciara Myst’s suitcase #dragrace

björk in 1995:

Woke up this morning and remembered that Kristi Noem got fired yesterday!

“Do you have any parting words for Kristi Noem?” Me:

Josh Hutcherson is allowed to ruin my life if he wants to!

Physical therapy at a joint clinic for hip and knee replacements is funny because we all hobble around with mobility devices in solidarity with each other

Are you even gay if you aren’t actively nursing 3 to 5 beverages at any given moment?

February 28th: 60° and breezy! March 2nd: 15° and a fucking snowstorm! Ohio ❤️

Omfg he’s so babygirl

It looks like he’s in Bring It On (2000)

People posting about boycotting Scream 7 from their TWITTER account … the jokes write themselves!

Chessy from The Parent Trap invented the concept of serving cunt

Omg are [redacted] and [redacted] going to have to lip sync against each other ??

Nini Coco and Myki Meeks deciding who’s playing Fanny #dragrace

Gecqua, I choose you! Serve cunt!

“You better not be a cunty water-type Pokémon when I get home.” Me:

I love Drag Race: UK vs. the World!

Thank goodness the Heated Rivalry book delivers on story, characters, and vibes, because the writing itself is … not great 😭

WHERE ARE MY FELLOW MYKI MEEKS STANS

It’s a well-known fact and a near-universal truth that Chris O’Donnell as Robin was a gay awakening for SO many of us.

Kyle Richards cleaning Michael Myers’ clock with a pillowcase full of bricks is so fucking ✨ diva ✨

This song had me crying at 2 AM lol