Hey it’s Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray

GET AWAY FROM MY BEST FRIEND, YOU CUNT

🔥🔥🔥

Mood:

The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers:

Me fighting for my life in a society plagued by fascism, late-stage capitalism, and a distinct lack of critical thinking skills:

To the parents of these chickenshit losers who are too afraid to show their faces:

Definitely haven’t purchased / acquired 20 Criterion Collection titles during this 50% off sale. Could NOT be me.

Served cunt on my wedding day 😌

Me reading this: “I do have a basement and I do own 50 Criterion Collection films…🤔”

Pride Month:

Just a reminder that companies that are phasing out physical media aren’t doing it in response to “shifting consumer preference” … they’re doing it in the name of capitalism, as a means of control, and to have the ability to alter content at will 🙂

Dear SCOTUS,

it’s here and it’s beautiful 🥹

Definitely didn’t just spend $300+ on the Criterion Collection sale!

Heartstopper Vol. 6 is already out at Barnes & Noble, and it came home with me 🤭🍃

Big day for gay people!

Just saw a gay man’s Instagram bio that says “Potterhead ⚡️” …

Someone on Threads said that authors using “big words” is “ableist.”

As someone who has extensive personal experience with disability and being directly impacted by ableism, I need people to stop misusing the term “ableist” 🤍

NEW PHOEBE BRIDGERS ALBUM NEW PHOEBE BRIDGERS ALBUM NEW PHOEBE BRIDGERS ALBUM

“Name a Beyoncé song.” Me:

Going ✈️ to Modelland to visit my close personal friend Tookie De La Crème

It’s Monday again

Disney, Disney, Disney, David Cronenberg

Just because two thematically different films are released on the same weekend doesn’t mean they’re the next Barbenheimer 😭

you’re a spark in the dark 💘

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Tom Blyth & His Cunty Little Skirt

she put an addictive substance into this.

You should never judge a book by its cover! Unless the cover is clearly generative AI art, in which case you should definitely judge it.

It’s Pride Month. Walking slowly in front of me, a gay, is homophobic.

I need medical attention.

Husband just came in with groceries and asked “Do you want a mimosa or a Diet Coke?” I MARRIED THE CORRECT MAN 😭

YOU PLUS ME EQUALS A HEART FOREVER

Life update 💍

“You better not be a cunty Minnie Mouse candle from a rural Ohio antique store when I get there.” Me:

One of my favorite authors just posted a generative AI slop version of his cover art …

Salina Estitties on All Stars before final MVQ points were given:

I GET MARRIED TODAY

Stop calling bigoted men “closeted” and “secretly gay” !! They’re probably not gay, they’re just an evil, hateful person !!

What’s destroying the world right now?

How often does AI piss me off?

Season 3 of Euphoria is over!

Sneak preview of my wedding venue 💛

Backrooms (2026):

My wedding playlist has been built and the category is: GAY AND MENACING.

This is your semi-regular reminder that AI is destroying the world