This pangolin looks like it’s his first day at work and he’s nervous 🥺

HILARY DUFF!!!!

LMAO this is so fucking chaotic 😭

You can never have too many coffee table books 🩷

Not once in my entire life has an “influencer” influenced me to do anything!

A trip to the Criterion Closet would heal me

My new physical therapist is a Swiftie, THANK GOD 🫶🏻

Re: Teyana Taylor’s dress

Showing betting odds on screen at the Golden Globes is so fucking tacky

them: you better not be a cunty loofah when I get there. me: #dragrace

There were certainly some … CHOICES made on the runway tonight!

Kenya Pleaser pronouncing “epitome” as “ep-uh-tome” took me the fuck out 😭

Jabba the Hut is a fucking freak

Elphaba and her sex cardigan:

It is becoming so hard to find and experience joy amidst our crumbling society, which is clearly taking a toll on all of us — please remember that it’s okay to have and cherish moments of happiness, too.

I think that Hilary Duff’s renaissance may be what heals the world

One of my favorite Toy Story characters is THIS ✨ diva ✨

Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela

Guess who just had successful surgery and has a shiny, brand new hip?!

Or you can call her what she was … a racist, homophobic bigot. She used her “activism” for animal rights as an excuse to push a xenophobic agenda and incite hatred. She was a sexual harassment victim-blamer. Let’s not lose the plot.

Sleeping Beauty in her glass coffin:

A Criterion Collection Christmas ✨

Hermey the Elf was the founding father of twinkhood.

If I were Rudolph and Santa asked me for my help despite the fact that he and the entire North Pole had shunned and persecuted me, I’d have laughed in his face and told him to go fuck himself

Should I bedazzle my crutches for surgery recovery?

Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1996:

This is the single funniest moment in the entire history of cinema

Gremlins. Look at this little ✨ diva ✨

Happy Holidays to the queer pigeon lady from Home Alone 2! I just KNOW this diva voted for Zohran Mamdani.

I hope that nosy lesbian cashier from Home Alone is having a merry Christmas ❤️

JURY DUTY, JURY DUTY, JURY DUTY, BLACK MAIL, PINK SLIP, CHAIN LETTER, EVICTION NOTICE, JURY DUTY

The magician in Frosty the Snowman is zesty as fuck

Gremlins. Look at this little ✨ diva ✨

If Vecna so much as THINKS about laying a grubby little finger on her, I’ll personally ensure he doesn’t make it to 2026 😤

This is the exact plot of How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Hate hate hate. Hate hate hate. Double hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY.

JURY DUTY, JURY DUTY, JURY DUTY, BLACK MAIL, PINK SLIP, CHAIN LETTER, EVICTION NOTICE, JURY DUTY

Why are we still putting Hogw*rts houses in our bios

“Hot take, but …”

1 week until surgery!

HE’S COMING TO THE COTTAGE

Happy gay hockey smut Friday!

Gay boy I hope you’re drinking water

The medical system is the embodiment of “adding insult to injury” because what the fuck do you mean you have to pay for parking every time you go in for chemotherapy?

I’ve never met my neighbor — but she laughs like a fucking hyena at all hours, so for all I know, it could be this bitch living next door to me:

What’s your favorite liberal holiday song? Mine is Frosty the Gender-Nonconforming Snowperson! 🤍

more cunty reindeer less cupcakes

It’s ✨ FeArLeSs ✨

It’s ✨ FeArLeSs ✨

Still haven't moved on. 🫦😫