It better not.

"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

Pillion (2025)

Making a quick stop at the Lobotomy Store on the way home, anyone need anything?

Am I about to read a cute, lighthearted romance? Or am I about to read another gritty, depressing book that will inevitably send me deep into my emotions and force to me to confront my own personal trauma? Think hard, because the answer may surprise you!

When I quote this and nobody gets it 😭

Here’s how Naysha Lopez can still win the first bracket of All Stars 11

Me after watching any David Lynch film:

That one vendor in Animal Crossing:

Are you fucking kidding me? Paul W. Downs, please ruin my life 🥵

Edward Lizardhands

Me when I see someone give Mulholland Drive a 1-star rating on Letterboxd:

Me when I get so gay off that tequila:

She’s right.

She’s right.

Another Criterion Collection sale? Take all my fucking money!

IJBOL

Legally Blonde invented the concept of justice

Opened this app today and after 2 minutes of scrolling, I thought …

Just spent $**** on alcohol for my wedding!

Just referred to Anna Wintour as Anna Delvey

Currently thinking about Ronan Farrow showcasing his slutty little arms and nipples in a tank top while standing in the Criterion Closet

AND THE BOOK ENDED UP SUCKING ASS

The queens acting excited about winning tickets for ‘Stop! That! Train!’ #dragrace

Blond curls, big eyes like Brittany Murphy

@ticketmaster.com 🫶🏻

I spent $28 on a book yesterday … and just got an email from the library telling me my hold for the same book is ready for pickup.

Remember Jesse McCartney? He made me so gay

Kacey Musgraves tickets secured 🤠

THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD. I NEED IT INJECTED DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS.

I am loudly admitting that I do judge books by their covers! Including this one — because what the fuck is this 😭

Not once in my life have I ever taken out my phone in a movie theater. It’s almost like it’s really fucking easy not to 🫶🏻

It’s almost 9:00 PM and my neighbor just started mowing the lawn …

Drove 30 minutes to a bookstore for a specific book and they didn’t have it …

I can’t wait to serve cunt at my wedding ✨

Insta stories posted from meta sunglasses are such a fucking ick

I get gay married next month !!!!!!

Wake up babe, Kacey Musgraves just dropped one of the best songs of her career!

NEW KACEY MUSGRAVES ALBUM 🤠

Me after a therapy session

Thinking about Cooper Koch in his slutty little Calvin Kleins

I FUCKING SCREAMED 🥵

laura dern has been cast on white lotus season 4

Someone said she was a downgrade from Helena Bonham Carter and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life !!

!!!!!!

My outfit for the #Euphoria wedding ✨

My inner monologue when I make the tiniest, most negligible mistake:

Me complimenting my friends: