2 drawings inspired by early 20th century couples photography for your saturday 🌈 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

I’ve been listening to this fic’s namesake this week and just reread the oneshot and oof I can’t believe I did that. Anyway random reshare from last year late on a Friday night because I’m emotional now. “Last Request”, young Gentlebeard modern AU, E-rated, 3.7k archiveofourown.org/works/63985024

mmmmwah!

when your husband says ‘one more shop… five shops ago’ 😅💜🩵

Listen, days are longer, I’m facing an raise/promotion, house is clean, I have time to have lunch with friends again— But the moment I felt the depressive episode lifting was when a straight, white man had to admit he was wrong in policy implementation after 3+ years of being an asshole. 😏🖕👋

Ed discovers the rectangle... #WiPThursday #OFMDFirstTimesWeek No. 2

OFMD fandom hypothesizing the furthest limits of how rectangular he can get. Even if we don’t draw definite conclusions, we have new parameters for phase II of the experiment.

I completely forgot Bad Bunny is an NPC in Never Stop Blowing Up 😂

Don't worry, guys. He's in good hands 🥹 Go check ch 3 of Beside You (Your Hand in Mine) on AO3 and don't forget to yell at @politestmenace.bsky.social 💖 #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ofmdfanfic #ofmdfic

Well................. #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #horribledoodle

whimsy wednesday

Climbing Breathless is a short, bittersweet look into Ed and Stede's final adventure together. archiveofourown.org/works/49303024

Sunsets & Merbutts 🌅💛✨️ #ofmd #ofmdfanart

✨ The Sparkling Dancing Boyfriends sticker sheets are back! I'm so happy with these and I'd really love to send these sparkle guys off to good homes. (And it's so helpful to my coin purse!) Please scoop them up n share, my pirates! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath ✨ ko-fi.com/s/7d7bfae4fe

This art by @sailorsruin92.bsky.social is the FIRST THING I think of bsky.app/profile/sail...

I love doing this stretch sm, I just know his back is popping deliciously #ofmdfanart

Post old memes to confuse young people

been awhile since i've had to ask, & i feel bad for having to ask again now. unfortunately, my work has slowed down in 2026 - no work at all in the past 2 weeks. it's been tough to afford food, gas, cat stuff, med stuff. if you can help & signal boost, I'd be grateful 💖 + ko-fi.com/vex62369

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I love Our Flag Means Death! 💜

I expect a common GenX/Millennial childhood experience is having VHS tapes from random stuff recorded off TV to watch over and over. One of ours was Totally Minnie (1988) starring Robert Carradine and Suzanne Somers, and I’ll tell ya: it was a damn DELIGHT every time. 🩷

*taps mic* edward teach. stede bonnet

Woke up feeling v sick at 1:30 am so naturally: what are the modern AU OFMD crew like when sick? Stede is sick with some frequency because of the kids, and he has a pretty people-forward job so picking up some virus often. He’s very particular about the tried & true meds/routine to feeling better.

Just thinking about Them #ofmd

it's still sunday in this time zone, so what #sexualsunday things are the Ed & Stede in your head getting up/down to?

hootin’ and hollerin’ for this Stede specifically today

Listen I don’t know if Thriller was made to be scary in 1981 but the werewolf transformation specifically (not the zombie) was the source of nightmares for the entirety of my childhood and is the source of one of my persistent phobias. 🫣 (I don’t even want to share a pic here)

I am fully aware that I am pushing forty and risking my enamel and gum health is not good but gosh a frenulum piercing would be COOL. I won’t do it. But.

Edge of 1717™️

*crashes through your wall banging pots and pans* THIS FIC THIS FIC RHIS FIC THIS FIC THIS FIC THIS FIC THIS FJC

Yesterday I was hit with a very strong urge to open a WIP. Hoping it’s a sign of my brain allowing more steady writing time in the pirate sandbox. 🥹

☠️💖☠️

Heyy I do have a number of these! Phone sex for the stabby boys: archiveofourown.org/works/46471696 Video chat sex is a big deal for the bug boys: archiveofourown.org/works/48603853 Even the 90s teens: archiveofourown.org/works/685155...

this kinda fucks tbh

One thing Ed and Stede won’t do is abide negative self talk. “I’m a terrible pirate.” “That’s why I haven’t got any friends.” “I’ve only got stupid ideas.” They’ll sit beside each other with a nonjudgmental ear, but they both draw a line there.

...the art! Thank you so much to @sailorsruin92.bsky.social for this amazing piece!

"Should we get up, darling?" "MmmnnoPe." (Chipping away at my comms list with this one for @bzedj.bsky.social!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

“Lou” as in Lou Reed, writer/composer of Perfect Day, produced by D. Bowie and M. Ronson in 1972 and soundtrack to Edward “Blackbeard” Teach’s acceptance that he had been jilted by Stede Bonnet, the Gentleman Pirate, who had made him happy. “Lo” pronounced like “low,” the feeling pictured here:

Finally!! May I offer Beside You (Your Hand in Mine), part 9 of the Festive Fuckery series? 5 chapters, posting Wednesdays and Saturdays, with art from @sailorsruin92.bsky.social in chapter 3. Thrilled this is ready for you 🎄🥂💌 archiveofourown.org/works/797991... #ofmdfanfic #ofmdfic #gentlebeard

Chapter 9: attractions archiveofourown.org/works/633378...

I bought my first piece from maya not long ago and it’s such a quality item. The fabric feels so nice and the colors are BRIGHT. I can’t recommend this shop enough. 🥰🍊💚

Smoochy smooch #OFMDnsfw

The soft, sun soaked retirement he deserves. 🥹

Finally getting a chance to finish this piece of Stede in this dress. Now he matches with Ed 🥰 #ofmd #ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeath

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something about 'this is happening' ed that makes me feel absolutely feral

I think Pete is the kind of Valentine who complains constantly about how capitalistic & old fashioned the holiday is… so much so that Lucius isn’t surprised when he receives 2 huge bouquets of flowers (Pete wasn’t sure which was his favorite so he did both) and a romantic dinner in (it’s burgers) 🥰

happy valentine’s day 💘💘💘

Samba Schutte was a welcome addition to Pluribus, especially among the fans of his previous work on a certain short-lived but beloved pirate TV show.