Here’s a teeny ficlet for my dear @sailorsruin92.bsky.social, who’s having a rough go rn: our #MerMay collab Hooked on You, this time from MerStede’s POV! Happy birthday, darling 🎂❤️ so unbelievably lucky to know you 🥹🫶 archiveofourown.org/works/74645221 #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard #MerStede

I just love how thrilled he looks 😍 #ofmd

Me: jeez, why is my brain so bad all of a sudden? Me, five minutes later, looking at the calendar: oh, riiiight 😒 (Hormones are stupid little motherfuckers)

keeping the form open for another few hours! 💜

“Think these are edible, babe?” “I dunno, darling. I’d have to look it up.” “Hmm. A little taste couldn’t hurt.” “Edward! Of course it could! Don’t you dare!!” #LegoEdandStede

Still waiting. Still looking. Have had a few interviews but so far, no bites. Any support is welcome, even just a reblog. I also do #OFMD commissions too or original characters or whatever you like! Going to be shoving this around for the next few days. Thanks for your kindness. ko-fi.com/tresdem

Being naive and thinking, “I’m not done learning! I’ll go to grad school!!” In all seriousness, the only real mentoring I got in graduate school was from the person who had the specific type of job I have now. Funny how that works 🤔

Fingies, and gleeful Roach in the background 😁 #ofmd

🤫 #edwardteach #ofmd

How about a little Smuturday for funsies? 🌶️ after all, Samba set the stage 😂 (Laundry, walk, and my dang frame after this, I swear 😅)

Grateful forever to @sambaschutte.bsky.social, and your reactions were priceless, @charliecapen.bsky.social 😂 fingers crossed for even more classes in the future 🤞🫶❤️

Ehehe this one was super fun to make. And the fic is so good and so funny! In fact I will read it again to cheer me up a bit 💖

I am SO STOKED to have a piece of @sailorsruin92.bsky.social art for my fun little one shot, "Two Scoops"! archiveofourown.org/works/63874339

It’s like I know myself or something 😅

You’ve heard of Black Friday? Well this is BLACKBEARD FRIDAY (and friends!) an Etsy sale of a few Original Acrylic OFMD paintings 🏴‍☠️💖 www.etsy.com/listing/4409...

Do you need a cute head scritch today? I need a cute head scritch today ❤️ #ofmd

Good morning, crew!! May you have a most fabulous day!! You are worthy of good things!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife

He’s a lunatic and Ed likes it 😌 #ofmd

STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed. (May have been looking forward to the next selfie thing to go around ❤️)

One last WIP snippet from me for the #FallFrontFriday Fall Festival! Didn't finish this one but watch for it on a future Fall Front Friday... (Also: a later part of this showcases a *different* underutilized clothing feature 👀)

And we have a winner for the Lego Ed and Stede calendar giveaway!! @snoopypez.bsky.social, please slide into my DMs!! 🎉 Potential international buyers, let me look at the shop this weekend and see if I can provide any relief with shipping, so you can purchase before I close the shop, if you like ⬇️

This 500-word skyfic is now archived on ao3! archiveofourown.org/works/74562586 Happy #FallFrontFriday, everyone ❤️🍂👖

Are There Still Beautiful Things? The final chapter of the childhood friends Jim & Oluwande is up!! Their story will continue, but this chapter of their lives is over. Excited to finally share this part of their story with everyone. +

The Gentleman Pirate, I presume? #ofmd

Just a little evening bump

Because I rarely draw kraken Ed and I've done even fewer size difference pieces, I spent a lot of time making sketches so I could get the final art right for this fic. So, here's some art for your timeline. Now, go read Sarah's excellent words! (link below) #ofmdfanart

Please read folks' new stories first! (check the quotes on the post below) but if you have time for an oldie, this story of mine has both FALL FRONTS and TUMMY archiveofourown.org/works/46161256 #FallFrontFriday

Read this yet? Need something diverting for your weekend? Readers are calling it “a romp”!* *No one is calling it that 😅 but I can promise you an excellent time and zero hinges from me and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social 😏❤️‍🔥 archiveofourown.org/works/74352541 #OFMDBB25 #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic

I went a little silly with this one, you're welcome 🤭 #FallFrontFriday #FallFrontPanties

About to do some semi-professional socializing. Keep an eye on these sweethearts, won’t you? #ofmd

“I’ll write a double drabble!” I thought. *starts typing* “Okay, a triple drabble.” *types more* “All right, fine, a little skyfic” 😅 I’ll pop it up on ao3 later this afternoon, if you prefer to read there!

Happy #FallFrontFriday Festival from the “living on your breath” boys, who will come back by end of year! I hope to put out a chapter and then focus on it over the holidays. This is not new but from Ch 1 #OFMDFanfic archiveofourown.org/works/610343...

Happy #FallFrontFriday! I wrote a thingy! 5 times Stede and Ed got off alone, and 1 time they got off together Or, Season 1 retold via the medium of wanks Part 1 is up - in which Stede enjoys some alone time with a bodice ripper... Tags in thread ⬇️ archiveofourown.org/works/743124... #OFMDFic

A very merry #FallFrontFriday to us all! I’m still so proud of this Art™️ I made for the Fall Front Friday Zine back in May drive.google.com/drive/folder... God bless us! Everyone!

I had THE most fun putting these together for zine week, with some delightful collaborators 🤩 #FallFrontFriday

A #FallFrontFriday #ofmdskyfic 🍂👖 “Darling. Look how beautiful it is.” Stede gestures up at the sky freckled with a wealth of stars. It’s a cloudless night, all soft breezes and a slim crescent moon; the perfect time to be out on deck with the love of his life. 1/

Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart

Generally I’m fine operating in utter chaos, but if I were smart (I’m not), I’d make a spreadsheet with Alma and Louis’s ages in my various AUs 😅

I also have the tree crotch boys dressed as their canon selves 🌳🍂👖 On ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/639072... #FallFrontFriday #ofmdfic

Good morning, crew!! I hope you have a spectacular day!! You are amazing!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife

This story means the world to me. This is the beach I was standing on when the idea for this fic popped into my head almost fully formed. Gower is such a beautiful part of the world and it was so joyful being able to bring Ed and Stede here for a time

I have my double drabble contribution to @alimasin.bsky.social’s #FallFrontFriday zine awhile back! You should check out everything in it! On ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/66045451 #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

Since this is making rounds again and people missed it way back in the 2022, here was Rhys’s reaction (I died)

Feeling salty in advance about some socializing I have to do tomorrow. NTs and their default assumption that doing things in person is always better 😒