My first attempt at fanart as I try to get into embroidery - I sketched Ed on fabric and then stitched away. 1/2

commission for @thiefofcamorr.bsky.social inspired by 'Seaglass' by @robertaseaport.bsky.social thank you so much ❤️ #ofmd

If you missed out on the 32auctions fundraiser but still want to support the incredible work the Young Center does, you can donate and add to our final total!! Show them how much we love their work and how feral our pirate horde is!! act.theyoungcenter.org/a/donate-you... #ywmlp #ofmd

sometimes ed texts stede an 'im in the bath :)' This is code for 'come wash my hair 4 me 🥺' 9 times out of 10 stede comes running. one time he's on the phone and he doesn't see the text, and so ed starts sending him selfies in which he looks increasingly sad. (1/2)

Link to “The Sea Kings” by William Goldman for those who want to read

Very excited to announce that the pre-orders for the 2026 Gentlebeard Calendar will open on October 1! Proceeds will once again be donated to the Rainbow Railroad.

OH MY GOODNESS, FOLKS. We ended the fundraiser at $27,960!! That's an AMAZING AMOUNT OF SUPPORT FOR @theyoungcenter.bsky.social !! Couldn't have done it without the team, the artists, the cast, the crew, and ALL OF YOU. You'll be getting invoices emailed tonight from 32a with instructions! #ywmlp

Stede Bonnet ship figurehead? (this is known as “the grey man” from exhibit at the Mystic Seaport Museum)

Stede puts this out for Halloween; Ed moves in across the street and wonders why his neighbor has a glowing inflatable dick on his lawn

hi lovelies! my fridge decided to die and everything edible in my house went bad at the same time my banking info was stolen and some jerk stole hundreds of dollars from me. if you can, will you pretty please drop a little something to help me restock my fridge? ko-fi.com/nymsshadow

Discovered that there’s a Council of American Maritime Museums that offers reciprocal admissions and their website has a map of all the participating museums, which is great in itself since it’s a map of all the tiny maritime museums you may not have ever known existed

I think… I am going to cry… LOOK AT THEM!!!!

There’s a blond guy at this Coney Island bar with a short cropped top tank with a snake design on it and a yeti and a sunflower tattoo on his hip (showing because of very slow slung cutoffs) and young Stede Bonnet

Martha as Calico Jack?

This was amazing—it is ridiculous but it’s also so well done and I can’t stop thinking about it. I started off reading but switched to the podfic after the 1st chapter and @happydaiz.bsky.social’s version is perfect

Look at this ridiculous double ship-in-bottle! Obviously it’s the Revenge and the Queen Anne. (Partner lured me out of the apartment last weekend with promise of the Maritime City exhibit at the NYC Seaport Museum and the Moby Dick themed bar and the exhibit was amazing!)

This week’s My Favorite Murder episode is pirate/castaway-themed with a special appearance by Ned Low

It’s a terrible week to be an office goth; in addition to the horrible temperatures, they’ve been painting sporadic locations of the hallways white for over a week and it is not ideal for someone wearing dark, loose fitting, flowy dresses

Some good nyc news: Elizabeth Street Garden saved!!! www.instagram.com/p/DLPwvb_MQB...

We all want to be a mischievous baby goat held in a way that we felt safe in David Fane’s arms #tnuc

Stede Bonnet (& Edward Teach? You pick)

Mild Taskmaster spoiler: Memory unlocked during this week’s prize task: Anyone else who’s been a barista put whipped cream & maybe a sprinkle of cinnamon on the espresso pucks & try to get people to eat them, bc we definitely did (I was in my 20s). I’m sure we stopped them before they took a bite?

David Lynch auction! It’s so much stuff www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...

This is a basketful of Ed’s, right?

NYC crew: Fernando Frias, who directed many ofmd episodes, will be at TWO screenings coming up: one for his new doc on Depeche Mode at the Tribeca FF on 6/5 (DM will be there too!) and also for his 2019 film, I Am No Longer Here, which is amazing, on 5/31 at The Roxy.

I’ve been on the train forevverrrr

Since people could use some cheer, thought I’d share my nephew’s playmobil pirate names (I swear only some of the toys were given to him by his #ofmd -obsessed auntie, he liked them before 😂)

I must be 10 years old because I can’t stop laughing at this headline www.earth.com/news/hubble-...

Here’s a link to the kraken ring by Nick Von K ring Gypsy has. I think it was $120 US with shipping when I got it but who knows with the dollar messed up what is now. It’s sterling and HEAVY #BehindOurFlag nickvonk.com/collections/...

Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits

AARP showing ads with “gen-X cribs” on instagram made me close the app immediately and I may never open it again 🫣

slow morning ☀️

Just submitted proof to my work of my donation to @southernequality.bsky.social for the #ofmdcraftfair and they will be matching it at the end of the quarter to effectively double my donation. For anyone who donated you should check wi to your company too to see if they do the same. 💜🏴‍☠️💜

HEY #OFMDCraftFair! Did you get sniped on an item at the last minute? Want REDEMPTION? Now's your chance (starting in about two hours)... www.32auctions.com/OFMDCraftFLA...

SIGH I GUESS WATCH THIS SPACE IN ABOUT 2-3 HOURS LOLOLOL

Can’t wait to watch the total for the #ofmdcraftfair shoot up as the bidding wars go into full force tomorrow night

Last set of crafty items drop at 2pm Wednesday Boston time!!! #ofmdcraftfair

I drew a loooot of ofmd fanart in 2022, this one is still my fav #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

A bunch of more stuff is going up at 10am!!! (EST)

HEH HEH HEH

Just found out the person I was going with can't make it so I now have an extra ticket for Rhys's show at The Bell House tonight. Selling it at face value, $54.55. Let me know if you or someone you know needs one. Thanks!

In honor of Rhys’s show tomorrow, I’m reposting to this app my pics from my trips to the X-Files Museum of his costumes, including from when I went back a 2nd time bc the owner said he had the underwear in storage, causing me the trauma of calling ahead to see if they were on display yet

If you too are now in your nautical era of aging goth, they’ve added more of the kraken cameo pendants that I bought to the #OFMDcraftfair along with 41 other new items www.32auctions.com/organization...

My work’s been stressful lately so I’ve been taking little breaks to see how the #OFMDcraftfair is doing to get a little dopamine hit. Y’all are amazing! Over $20k already! www.32auctions.com/ofmdcraftfair

Chapter 2! Stede does a little wedding planning for Lucius and a LOT of "not thinking about kissing Ed". archiveofourown.org/works/624464...

My sister just messaged me that she’s wearing the Spanish Jackie’z tshirt I gave her for her birthday and her 4-year old is repulsed by the nose jar 😂